Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
This meandering post was brought to you by the fine people at 3 am. Where coherancy takes a backseat to whatever happens to cross my mind.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.
This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion
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She's a two-faced ****rag ***** bucket with NO grasp on reality or objectivity let alone sincerity or humanity!!! She FEEDS on drama, all day every day, like a ****ing prostitute feeds on STDs--- in much the same way, mind you...
Well, ther's my sig, and the infamous quote:
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
"Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Send a man to hell, he'll be warm for eternity."
Denied. No man is worthy of Octuple Stuf Oreos... Not even Santa.....
Agreed wholeheartedly. Even if Santa give me an Xbox 360 this Christmas. If Jesus showed up at my house right now, I would not make Him an Octuple Stuf Oreo.
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Ok, I know I'm necroing this, but... it's really one of my favorite threads, and I finally figured out why i hadn't seen it in rather a while. Please don't let this thread die!
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Banana of the Month Feb '05 Cool stuff here.
Everytime I've tried to teach a girl to play magic she said it was too complicated (and I was an advanced Guru member, so you know I really wasn't being too technical about it) and then they'd turn around and do something less complicated like... quilt
Eek.
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
Ok, I know I'm necroing this, but... it's really one of my favorite threads, and I finally figured out why i hadn't seen it in rather a while. Please don't let this thread die!
Lets keep this thing going!
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Ambivalent owner of nan's soul. Proud worshipper of TFE.
Problem #1 in kicking a Telletubby: Where the hell are they? No one knows where they are, so how can we find them?
Problem #2 in kicking a Telletubby: How do we know we are there? The world is so freakin trippy to them we won't know if we're on an acid trip or not.
If someone does end up kicking one, i will idolize them for all of eternity.
O, and so this isnt completely spam, My thoughts on what would happen.
If hit lightly, they will bounce off the walls, causing a cascade of colors to form around them room, hopelessely engulfing you in gay.
If hit with the almighty strength of Thor, their intestines will fall out, and you only have 3/4(?) more to deal with
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If you're posting just to say that you "lol'd," please refrain from posting and only do so if you have something truly constructive to add.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
found this in a humor forum (that had been move 3-4 times)
quite humurous if you ask me
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
Weee, another Stax quote! HE'S AWEXOME!
lol-lery.
He stole that from Boy George
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Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
CARPE NOCTEM!
That is all.
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I extended that one.
"Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Send a man to hell, he'll be warm for eternity."
My friend has plenty of these quotes
This is one of my best friends. He absolutely refused to leave the game. It was fricking hilarious. ROFL.
Agreed wholeheartedly. Even if Santa give me an Xbox 360 this Christmas. If Jesus showed up at my house right now, I would not make Him an Octuple Stuf Oreo.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=608631&highlight=quilt#post608631
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01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
Of course, everyone else hated Wilde, so they would try to frame him by misquoting him at every turn.
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Cool stuff here.
Eek.
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
funny stuff
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
Sorry for the bumping. But I think there should be a place for funny quotes.
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
On Valiant Guard, from Conflux: