Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'cause the tricks he does are ever so clever.
Look at him now,
disaperin' a cow.
Where is the cow?
Hidden right now.
Taking a bow,
it's Magical Trevor,
everybody's seen that the trick is clever.
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip.
It's made of magic,
and with a little flip;
yeah yeah, yeah,
the cow is back.
Yeah yeah, yeah,
the cow is back.
Back, back,
back from his magical journey... yeah.
What did he see
in the paralell demention?
He saw beans,
lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
Yeah, yeah.
[b]Well, I want the original thread's quotes to be seen here, so here they are.(Minus the quotes from schoo/video games/any other quote threads merged with the original quotes for sigs thread, I tried to mostly only bring over forum quotes.)
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Quote from rancored_elf »
What's a Bulvox? Vulvabox?:confuse3:
Quote from rancored_elf »
As far as cheese goes:
When I was 13-15, just saying that word made me laugh. It could be used anywhere - to replace a swear word when talking around your parents, to make a joke even funnier, or just on it's own to make your friends giggle.
Quote from rancored_elf »
Yeah, clan posts feel like spam
Quote from rancored_elf »
:beard:
Hey that reminds me, I really need to shave.
* rancored_elf goes for a shower
Quote from rancored_elf »
OOoooh it's Melissa! HI MELISSA!
Oops, this is spam, sorry:)
Quote from ElGato »
So....basically what you are saying is that you can make any thing you want, and it can do anything you want, and we cannot do anything about it. And that we lose. This is reeeaaal fun, Calvin. I really love it when you do stuff like this.
Right after calvin modded evryone of his opponents out of existance.
This one is really creepy. There is something very wrong with Goddes Shibby but here's her quote:
Quote from GoddessShibby »
30. Hump a tree butt naky while screaming some guys name and then grab your boobs and scream "Its a tid bit nipply out here" in a british accent in front of all your family and friends in November. (Done it)
Quote from Selvaxri »
his name is Boozer, he thinks he's a lap dog and only 'relieves' himself on my Banzai trees
Quote from GoddessShibby »
27. Play the Epic Struggle/Earthcraft/Squirrel's Nest/SpiderSilk Armor combo. (because it's mine! All mine!...You cant... Oh god.. A million flying 1/2 squirrels...they're turning on me.. Ahhh!!! wheres my next unkeep!!Ahhh!!!!)
Quote from Rioyoki »
42. Stand on one end of a room, bend over, then run really fast and straight into a wall. (Did that)
Quote from WarOne »
We really have no leader or spokesperson person.
Quote from zz038 »
Dont hav a war, insted you shud find the bad peple and put them in jale, and dont always put show about war on TV, insted just put back The Red And Green Show and wat uther show is supost to be on but is not on now.
Quote from Scrandomonymous, on Beastie"s Turbo Discard deck »
75% of this decks first turns start out Ritual Duress Hymn. Hell, I have even seen "Lotus, Swamp, Ritual, Duress, Hymn, Hymn/Rat, Rack" more than once. This deck is built on kicking your ass on that first turn. Whenever I play him I know I have a good chance of winning only when he only plays 1 spell on first turn, and even that is only 50% of the time.
Yeah, do the math.
Quote from new_kamahl »
the hooded figure on onslaught packs is Arcanis the Omnipotent. he's not that great unless you really want to draw a lot of your own deck.
Quote from angry moose »
That is no "sphinx" it is Stonebrow a character in the legions book who takes a major role in the story by leading the attack on the city of "red things" in Ixidor's name after stealing Akroma's throne. Oh, yeah and he's a CENTAUR. Apparently a pinkish one. With wings. so there.
Originally posted by Beauty Personified
If that's Stonebrow, the Mirari really got *him* good. Never mind the wings and horns, but look at those breasts!
Quote from fuzzedball »
If youre just tired of little men, play some big men.
Quote from relsaeW ehT »
I feel so violated.
From 'Things to do to freak out your opponent.'
Quote from (I can"t remember) »
6. Show your opponent a pair of scissors and ask to cut their deck.
7. Slap a can of gas on the table and announce you're playing burn.
t0xic is absolutely priceless.
Quote from t0xic »
And i dont like other countries as well, I hate the Soviet Union natzi Germany and a hole lot of others that have broken international laws and human rights.
That's good to know.
Quote from t0xic »
And why not let other middle east countiers help Iraq out? Beats having non-muskims in your country, which is to the US as communists invading washington and seting up a comunist goverment in US and exposing all the civer ups of the US goverment, whihc isnt a hole lot better then Sadams only that the files are classifed.
Those crazy Muskims.
Quote from t0xic »
And what a suprise every one that hates me is american.
Quote from Highroller »
Do you really think anyone of us cares enough to hate you? Do I disagree with seemingly all of your 'points'? Yes. Do I think that your intellect is highly questionable? Of course. Do I feel insulted reading through your posts because their spelling is atrocious? Absolutely. But I don't hate you.
Quote from Rokal »
t0xic, i have decided that you annoy me.
Quote from Extract from a customer complaint letter sent to The Body Shop »
I recently shampooed my pet rabbit with Body Shop shampoo. Its eyes bulged out and turned red. If you tested your stuff on animals like everyone else, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
Quote from Wurble »
Well, I have a problem. I'm likeable, smart, funny, etc.
Quote from eXar »
There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
Quote from BlackLotusOfDeath »
I speak a little Spainish.
Quote from soundsystem »
Everyone needs to worship me. I'm the next best thing to perfection
Quote from sniper »
Cast serra angel, Cast dominate on her. Have a good time.
Quote from Johnny_Blaze »
I got a big ****ing boner right now.
Quote from Vampirebrat83 »
I once got stuck in a toilet.
Quote from RanciD »
Just do everyone there a favor. DON'T WEAR A FREAKING SPEEDO. It benefits everyone, including you.
Quote from Telim"Tor »
I was doing yardwork in my back yard. Suddenly, I see this chihou...erm..."Taco Bell Dog". He starts growling at me, and foaming at the mouth... I said "Go away". He starts running at me. Chased me up a @#$#ing tree, he did! I threw a rake at him, it hit him in the side of the head, and he kept coming after me! I hate those little things!
Telim Soprano has left the building.
Quote from rancored_elf »
From Invasion block, the only decent candidates for reprint are:
... Planar Porno...
Quote from Dementia Warrior »
I was sick one day, and I ended up puking all over the ground and on the store owners legs! It was hilarious! LOL!:P
Quote from rancored_elf »
I'll thank you in advance for refraining from creating threads on this rumor board in order to advertise any of the following topics:
- the small size of my male member, in relation to yours
- the large size of your muscles, in relation to mine
- the fact that my father is unemployed/in jail/a drunk
- the possibility that my mother and/or wife sleeps around and/or is fat
- how stupid I / how intelligent you are
- how much better of a magic player you are than me
- the idea that I am a generally bad person, and you are generally a very good person
- etc
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
I am a virgin.
Quote from Ratgirl »
I fixed it.
Quote from Telim"Tor »
Okay, can we change the subject? I'm really not all that comfortable with a thread changing to Telim's Masturbation Habits. k? kthxbye.
Quote from SapphireDragon26 »
I don't think Chilling has many friends in this forum:(
Quote from Chilling_Apparition »
Me neither
Quote from Telim"Tor »
I'm really starting to love the Testing Ground. Only place where mods can spam and get away with it.
That, and the mod lounge of course. Can't forget the mod lounge.
Quote from Unsanitary999 »
The old people could cause a threat in begging for their social security until they riot the streets and burn our churches.
He has no respect for the elderly in his World Domination Plan.
Oh, and concerning our beloved Moderator:
Quote from Rko1887 »
We all Ignore Ryo0oki. You see, we always end up having bad things happen to us because of her. So, let's just try ignoring her for a while.
Quote from soundsystem »
I hate you all.
I want to blow something up.
EDIT: Insult to injury, the mexican food I ate yesterday is doing nasty things to my digestive tract... our computer room is VERY small...
Quote from bradleyj12 »
What goes on in the Lounge?
Take a frat party, mix it with a bunch of magic psychopaths, and you get the Mod Lounge.
I like randomly winning games. It seems a lot better than randomly losing games, which I tend to do from time to time. - Gary Wise
Quote from Mad Zur »
If a group of white American taxpayers was shooting at police officers, they would probably have much better options.
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
As a white American taxpayer, I need all the options I can get for shooting cops!
Quote from Mad Zur »
Oh no, it's capitalism! Run!
Quote from Mad Zur »
Must... resist... urge... to... fly to Singapore... take... economics class... and laugh... at... everybody...
Quote from Mad Zur »
I think you might have to explain this one. What exactly is "actual moye" and how does it compare to the alternative?
Quote from Mad Zur »
You know there's something wrong when your point is incomprehensible unless accompanied by repeated blows to the head.
Many of those were indeed responses to t0xic, though one was a typo.
This one straight from Spammer's Spree:
Quote from RadjanSpiritMonger »
Quote from Sutherlands »
I'll Retract my vote for RSM because i think that switch is a more likely candidate, but I won't vote for him yet since he's not around to defend himself.
I'll tell you what... I'm really drunk right now. I'll ggo ahead ane lb] retract my vote p/b]]] also. I'm feeling in a giviiing mood right now. Chang emy vote to -stitch15/b]
Quote from RadjanSpiritMonger »
oh **** I hope you know what I meant................. Either way I'll retraact my vote.... swith it to switch (haha siwtch to swithc)
Quote from Skizzik »
In other news, girls suck.
Quote from Rico Suave »
Everything is better with drugs.
Quote from TehKaewt »
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Supermouse
One of the older crowd was asking him if the other kid had a girlfriend yet. The younger kid answered, "I met this Goth girl in my school. She's really smart but she probably wouldn't dig Magic."
Other guy: "Is she perky?"
14-year-old: "I've never seen her naked. I don't know."
Quote from Highroller »
... Now THAT is what I call vital information. If you know any other ways of turning ordinary household objects into weapons, please keep them coming.
Quote from TehKaewt »
I also have some bad news -- I already sold my
soul. How else do you think I became a mod?;)
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
It's safe to say that there are plenty of people here
that don't know english (most of them being american).
Quote from zombie sharpshooter »
I have no bad dating experience.:)
I have no dating experience at all.:(
Quote from Quilt »
I'm a real catholic. I don't have pre-marital sex,
but I daily pray for it.
Quote from EricJHerboso »
Philosophizing is, just like most everything else,
a sex symbol.
Quote from CRS »
I AM NOT ASHAMED OF BEING QUOTED, IT IS JUST THAT I DO NOT LIKE YOU PEOPLE RAMBLING ON ABOUT WHAT I SAY. I SAY WHAT I SAY AND YOU PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO QUOTE ME!!!!!!!!!
Please don't post in all caps. Also, please calm down. Last chance before I give you a warning -aznquake
Quote from Verbal »
Firstly, as stated above, we don't need your permision to quote you, CRS. Go read the agreement you signed up to, buddy. Secondly, we're going to keep quoting you until you admit you're wrong.
Quote from Penguin.God »
People in my Electronics class think I've already been to hell, mostly because they call me Satan.
Quote from Doom »
Its all right Satan.
Quote from Doom »
Ive been called sadistic and evil not because of magic but because I take pleasure in killing people.
And this nice little conversation:
Quote from t0xic »
Sure the Curds are happy that sadam is gone, a lot of stuff to loot and make fun sadams statues, not to forget they can take the law in their own hands and kill anyone they like if they say he had something to do with sadams regime.
Quote from Prizm »
mmmmm....curds.....
Quote from t0xic »
Wtf Prizm are you i dont even know the right word for it.
Quote from Prizm »
Well, I would gladly debate you on this subject, but I have no idea what you're saying. Besides, I think my point has already been made.
And this:
Quote from t0xic »
And the Kurds dont need to kill people the US does that.
Begat this:
Quote from ljossberir »
attention murderers and dictators: you don't need to kill people anymore, the US is killing people already. It's your day off.
Quote from aznquake »
Personally, I like paying celebrities to hold my cards for me, but then Michael Jackson kept grabbing his crotch while tapping my lands, so that was the end of that...
Quote from Ryo0oki »
I would allow purple island bunnies to grow razor sharp teeth and an ability to sense any sort of hostility directed towards them so they can rip apart their torturers.
Quote from Ryo0oki »
Stop spamming, you spammers.:mad:
My nomination for the funniest member oscar resulted in some comments:
Quote from Volraths_bane »
Anywho...
Who the heck is Quilt ?
Quote from Neo Noobe »
Seriously, not to TOOT MY OWN HORN, or anything but, how come people like wraptor and quilt get on the list and not me? I was nominated by more then 3 people, and I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO QUILT IS
Nowadays people know who I am, that's why they don't nominate mefor forum awards...
Quote from Lisa »
On the off chance you're actually serious: I really hope you don't ever have the opportunity to influence any young people.
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
Good vs. evil usually only exists in Star Wars movies and the president's mind.
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
Utah had one of these anti-sodomy laws, so my reaction to this ruling was swift: I ran out and sodomized as many people as I could.
Quote from Stealth10X »
Thron Elemental's are good
Quote from Stealth10X »
he he i reached into this kids backpac and stole his foil shadowmage infiltrader and shivan dragon
(how did he get those)
Quote from kevin555551 »
yes i have plaid strip magic. but i was the only one playing and i lost. den i jacked off after i lost. oops did i just say that
When discussing who said the "All your base are belong to us" quote...
Quote from Direnaar »
all your base are belong to us is a quote from a Japanese general who said that during WWII. I think.
A suggestion: Carpe Diem.
And then the rebuttal...
Quote from cola »
Was carpe diem that thing that one french guy made up?
Or from the why Yu-Gi-Oh sucks thread....
Quote from x_Assassin »
305. Average situation, location = lunch hall, elementary school. Kid #1: Hey man, why you take my fries?!
Kid #2: Cos I feel like it, you got a problem with that?!
Kid #1: Theres only one way to settle this: YU GI OH DUEL!!!!!!!
Quote from aznquake »
It's a conspiracy, Big Brother is watching your pudding cup. Oh, and Thread Closed
You consider Flash Counter to be countermagic? I consider it to be something you set on fire in order to light multiple cigarettes at once, it's worth less than butane.
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
Everyone wishes they had my ranting powers.
Quote from staxringold »
As for T2 Slivers, well, T2 Slivers will be beaten by cards. Their really bad against decks that like to use cards.
Quote from Ryo0oki »
There's nothing aesthetically displeasing about it, so I'll just chalk it up to you having no taste.
Quote from Geds »
I became an international porn star, working under the name "Seymour Balls," but then I gave it up because of my love for the legitimate theater. I'm currently playing the role of Godot in an off-Broadway production of Waiting for Godot.
These are from the MtG.com boards
Anyone who tries to kill a guy with a bazooka by using a rock is a dumbass.
The new cards look like 20 year-old mages battling each other in a fast and furious battle. The old cards look like 200 year old men saying "Eat this while i try to heal my rheumatism".
Quote from Cateran »
You really enjoy playing moderator, don't ye lad?:D
Quote from Highroller »
Hey, if I can't be a mod, I'll be the next best thing (an ass).
Quote from EvilDuck »
The japanese version had a spear, but I guess this guy will just have to make do with a Q-tip. "Gaaah! Feel the wrath of clean ears!"
Quote from Supermouse »
Thanks Bane, making me feel stupid the best thing you could ever do. Ever.:o
Quote from aznquake »
2 servings of ramen = good. 2 servings of spam = bad. please dont double post:p-aznquake
or something like that
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
No catholics are going to tell me what to do and be listened to (well, except my mom...)
Quote from Denver »
[favourite authors]
1) Clive Cussler
2) George Orwell
3) Stephen King
4) tie between Stephen Hawking and Ann Coulter...
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
My favourite authors
1. It's a tie between George Orwell and Oliver North
2. It's a tie between Ray Bradbury and Bill O'Reilly
3. It's a tie between Aurther Conan Doyle and Robert Bork
4. It's a tie between Carl Sagan and Rush Limbaugh
5. It's a tie between Albert Camus and Pat Buchanan
I just can't make up my mind...
Quote from Faydh, Netherskiver »
we all laughed but then i lit his hand on fire.
Quote from Senori on his first impression of CHL »
Oh, yeah. I thought that CHL was an intelligent person.
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
Good thing I set you straight on that one.
Quote from Cateran »
Spam warning. Might I suggest learning English? - Cateran
Quote from loser7punk »
His name is Will and he is showing his force. Thus, Force of Will.
It should have been obvious.
veeery freaky... dontcha think?
Quote from stupid_kid171 »
Arcane Lab, Enigma. Someone's been playing a leetle too much Diablo II:F
Quote from RadjanSpiritmonger »
I doubt you'd be so willing to die to a hamster bazooka if it meant you were tied up naked, bent over backwards, and spread eagle... hmm?
Quote from The Enigma »
Oh, I would, Radjan. I defnintely would. With joy.:D
Quote from Edgewalker »
Cant you do something constructive,like shooting yourself?
Quote from Quicksilver Mage »
How many smart yugioh players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.
On a recent Donut thread:
Quote from ImAtHome »
I like the big long ones with the cream inside. Penetrate the surface and get covered in warm fluid.
You sick, sick man... keep it clean. -aznquake
On the how to freak out your opponent thread:
Quote from Denver »
Start methodically chanting:
" I can no longer resist the pizza. I unzip my pants with one hand while the other opens the box. As I penetrate the surface I cry in ecstasy. The sausage and mushrooms are rough, but the cheese is sentually smooth."
OR
Well, I can't think of anything to top that....
And here's my response to that messed up post:
Quote from The Fallen Evincar »
I have no words to describe my reactions to your post, but they can be expressed in smilies
:confuse3::p:confuse2::eek::confuse4::(:p
More ways to freak your opponent out:
Quote:
[quote=The Fallen Evincar]
Stare your opponent in the eye while you start making out with your hand.
Quote from EvilDuck »
In the middle of the game, puke out blood all over his cards (especially good when he has all his rares out)[/quote[
[quote=Dementia Blader]
frequently urinate on your chair
Quote from staxringold »
398. Make everything sexual.. Ex:
"Oo yah, you can up my keep any day."
"Oo yah, I love that Volcanic Spray"
And be sure to rub cards all over your body before casting them.
Play the entire match while taping them with a camcorder. Periodically click on a walkie-talkie and say things like "Bearing 0.15, elevation .05, range 500 yards.." every once in a while say something the opponent will easily realize is about him into the walkie talkie, like "Wearing a blue sweatshirt, pulse...67 beats per minute."
There are some real freaky people here... :D:(:confuse2:
not the funniest in the world, but
Akroma Loves Hell!
Squirrelgasm posted this. He should also when an award for funniest name
Quote from Stax Reborn »
Run Hans, its the maxmouse!!!
Quote from Rioyoki »
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is da Shiznit!
Meatwad is god, for only a being of greatness can turn into a bridge made entirely out of meat.
Quote from Longview22 »
SchizmMage and Stevo have awesome desktops. Some of the rest of you need to go outside a bit more, I'm afraid.
Quote from chaotic42 »
My background is a picture of outside!
Quote from midniteeffort »
i think bacon, lettuce and tomato are too complicated for me
Quote from EricJHerboso »
think we're all insane, no matter what we try to do, because no matter what, there's something wrong. No matter what.
Quote from bradleyj12 »
Personally, beauty and vulgarity mean little to me...
Quote from massice »
Here's the thing. I don't think there is such a thing as vulgarity.
Now we know of the quality of the mods...
[insert Seton freak thread quotes which Quilt alredy redid]
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
Yeah, killing millions of men, women, and children with a thermonuclear weapon is morally equivilant to being pro-choice, and you don't want to be that evil.
Quote from petergriffin »
Quicksilver Mage - I think my IQ just dropped from reading your post.
Quote from Loki, Monkey God »
I don't think it's the Catholics' fault, but they make a convenient scapegoat, so I'll blame the Catholics too.
Quote from Supermouse »
Supermouse looks around too.
"Oh. I dunno. I guess I spoke too soon! Whoops!"
After a few minutes of Awkward Silence...
"So... Wanna play Jenga?"
Quote from zombie sharpshooter »
You did it with a trampler, I did it with class.
Quote from Ryo0oki »
You know, some people say that life is unfair. But I disagree. I think life is perfectly fair. Why?
Well, a perfect example would be me.
I'm physically attractive. I'm intelligent. I can draw and sing well. My father has a lot of money, and he has no qualms about spending it on me. He has connections. I have freedom. I can do almost anything without him caring.
And how is that fair? Because I'm missing things. The most important thing I'm missing is motivation.
I have no goal to strive for. I don't have anything that makes me want anything IMPORTANT- I mean, I want to find a Windforce in D2, that's about it. I don't WANT to be a doctor, or an astronaut, or a pop star. I have no idea what I want, and because of that, I have nothing to push myself for.
So I have all this talent, but it's complete wasted because I'm missing such an essential thing. I think that's life's way of being fair.
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
You can't trust me. Even i can't trust me:sweat:
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
I used to be obsessed with world domination. Then i turned 11
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
If radiohead released a breakfast cereal, i'd probably eat it
Quote from Arcane Hellkite »
The leprechaun tells me to burn things.
Quote from Quicksilver Mage »
Okay, here is my proof that God exists- I suck at limited. I prayed to God the night before the prerelease and got 1st place in a booster draft. There, ok? So it was a miracle because I suck at booster drafts and I rare drafted the crap rares. (go kraks thumb!)
Quote from Highroller »
Fade In:
Ext. A SMALL, DIMLY LIT COFFEE HOUSE - NIGHT
A stage with a spotlight focused on a microphone propped on a metal stand. HIGHROLLER comes out from behind the curtains, walks to the front of the stage, and grabs the microphone, tapping it a few times.
HIGHROLLER
Testing. <Winces at the high pitched sound the mic makes> Hey everyone, today we're going to try something a bit different. Unlike the normal philosophy threads where I bring up the topic, I'm going to let one come from you. Just post a question and we'll debate on it, then when that gets sour we'll bring up a new one. As to the whole movie script thing, it's just something I've always wanted to do.
So yeah, just fire away. As I said, it's open mic, so anyone can come forth and speak, even Switch16.
<Somewhere in the crowd, a hand waves next to a giant nacho hat, giving testament to Switch16's presence.>
So I'll stop talking and let this little experiment begin. Remember, the coffee is on me.
Quote from RickCorgan »
Still, pretty lame.
Quote from lalala931243732 »
Between me and Evan:
Me: Your mother's a whore!
Evan: Well, your father's a...er...manwhore!
Me: Your MOTHER'S a manwhore!
Quote from Stax Reborn »
Heyhey! Dont Counterspell the messenger!
From Durban on MiseTings, in an article on the supposed upcoming set, Seduction...
"One afternoon I was feeling a little randy in the pants (chuckles to self) if you know what I mean, so I decided to pose as a woman and set up an all lesbian game of 4-player magic. I couldn't believe it: the response was instant. Within ten minutes I was...well, lets just say I cast Twiddle on my Bone Flute and um...Mirrari'd it repeatedly until...hmm...I let it resolve"
Quote from Nightmare Keeper »
Considering my excellent writing skills, I willing take upon the burden of the deck article, but on three conditions:
1. I can tear Jeff into itty-bitty pieces (even the pants) if he tries taking my Broodstar.:mad:
Quote from The Dungbearer »
Oh yeah! I forgot all your base are belong to us! Who could forget that?
Quote from Tegarend »
What blue deck is complete without a Tolaria? Banding might kill you, young gamer ... listen to this oldtimer and protect you from Timber Wolves
Quote from Ryo0oki »
Being a girl, I'd like to say that women don't masturbate. In fact, women don't really exist. We're all just robots designed to toy with men's minds and make them miserable.
-Ryo0oki
Quote from Oni »
Could someone tell me where the button to ban people is? I can't seem to find it.:)
Quote from Senori »
Senori walks in.
Hey, this looks like spam.
He eagerly starts eating the pseudo-meat.
In other words, checking in.
Quote from X_MoO_U_OoM_X »
The girl I am dating has... a not huge boob size, but this is 9th grade, so I'm just waiting:D
Quote from Neth"Tzeenpheck »
im gonna have to name my first born child sex!, wouldnt that jusat be great. you could have sex in scool and at the playground, and at the hospital....
Quote from Neth"Tzeenpheck »
only an egotistical freak would qoute themself
Quotes from What historical figures would you most like to drink with and why?
Quote from Denver »
Easy. Jesus. I think that a drunk Jesus would be by far the funniest thing ever. Think about it.
Quote from \m/>.<\m/ »
anyways, I'd drink with Napolean, crazy little french guy would be a mad funny drunk.
Quote from jeff »
a cave man, that would be great, a drunken cave man. he would have no tolerance so it would only take like 2 beers to get him drunk, think about it a drunken cave man.
Little Loki
Okay, first off, I condone teen suicide. Why?
- It gives me something to complain about, like, "That guy was an idiot...ect.."
- It gives the media something to blame.
- It gives parents something to blame.
- It gets rid of a useless member of society.
Quote from Little Loki »
You have zero sympathy from me and you will receive only 25 seconds of sympathy from the rest of the world when they hear your death on the news for that fraction of time.
Quote from Little Loki »
I flashed a 13-16 year old for(top only):
Phantom Nishoba
Visara, the Dreadful
Undead Gladiator
Burning Wish
I only needed those for my Reanimator!
Quote from silverscale »
I want to be able to tell you all something interesting that has happened to me, but my life is slightly (read - very) boring, so there is nothing to tell you about.
Quote from t0xic »
One of my best pieces of vandelism was playing an anti-communist song at a communist party meeting in Bulgaria. I lost a good tape player in the process, but the thing was on the national news because their leader was there [I didn't count on that.]
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
Warblade: when served with a light glaze, you perfectly complement chablis
Oh, wait, this is a compliment thread. My mistake.
Quote from Little Loki »
Gender Bend UU
Instant
Choose one - Target non-female player removes his private parts from the game, or; Target non-male player removes her private parts from the game.
Entwine 1U
Greed! 3B
Enchantment
B, Pay 3 life: Target non-you player puts their shoe in as ante for this game. If that player cannot, they put their library in as ante for this game instead.
How'd they do that?! GUB
Sorcery
Switch your underwear with your opponent without standing. If you do, you double your life and win the next game.
Quote from Draco9_1_1 »
Strip Tease 1WB
Enchantment
Players can't put on articles of clothing as long as Strip Tease is in play.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player removes an article of clothing from his or her body.
At end of turn, if each player is naked, sacrifice Strip Tease and each player puts on all articles of clothing that he or she removed from his or her body.
"Dude, put your pants back on! You're scaring me!" - Crovax, to Tahngarth
"Ewww, stop flashing me!" - Ertai, to Phage, Braids, and Tsabo
"HeHe" - Grinning Demon, to Exalted Angel
"Knock on wood." - Verdeloth, to Nemata
"Puts me to shame, that's for sure." - Yawgmoth, to Urza
"I like the way you do it right thur!" - Squee, to Goblin Matron
"Gladly, mine are all real." - Glissa Sunseeker, to Platinum Angel
"Been workin' out lately?" - Karn, to Bosh
"We have enough children as it is." -Sliver Overlord, to Sliver Queen
"I love stripping! It's my best invention since the boulder bra." - Togga, clothing designer
"That's what I'm talkin' about!" - Kamahl, to Wellwisher
"I refuse." -Serra Angel, to Sengir Vampire
"Why does every species in the entire multiverse find me attractive?" - Mistform Ultimus
"This card has no constructed value. It's not even good in a casual game, as most Magic players are male." - Kai Buddle
"If this card ever sees print, there will be alot of enchantment hate going around." - Kai Buddle
Quote from RuthLess »
I'd wish you'd stop using big words on me, Cool Hand. I had to pull out my dictionary at least one time.
Quote from smiling demon »
maybe it's hard to get good porn on Mirrodin.
Quote from Quicksilver Mage »
OK, [RuthLess,] for the last time, stop blaming God for your troubles.
Quote from PuNkRoCkGiRL »
[B]Chuckles: I received your card, and your "anal" for that matter. I must say, thank you, thank you very much. [B]
Couple of AOL Quotes...
VoraxtheGuilty: I could rape people from rooms away
Binary Draco has entered the room.
Roll The Dice 66: *Unleashes a sperm bomb from the Cockgun on Stax*
Binary Draco has left the room.
Quote from DrunkenBeetle »
making a 4/4 trample for four generic mana would be broken.
Quote from Draco9_1_1 »
Have I stumbled onto the MTGNews porn stash? Because all I see is sexy people.:eek:;)
New picture of me.
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WARNING! The following post contains images of AndrewTheBlackheart. Pregnent woman, young or those who suffer with any sort of heart and/or respitory condition should avoid viewing picture at all costs. Young children and/or those of you who are easily frightened should alos avoid the picture. Use of motor vehichles, heavy equipment, or computers is not recomended after initial viewing.
Caution: If you find yourself returning for continual viewing of picture after initial viewing, seek medical attention.
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If I ever decide to be a suicide bomber, I'll do it when I'm 85 or 90. Come on, how many years could I possibly have left at that point? I'm gonna die soon anyway, might as well go out with a bang. Besides which, I intend to kill myself as soon as I lose control of my bowels. This way, I kill two birds with one stone. The best part is, no one will ever expect it. No one takes the elderly very seriously these days. I could probably tell people I planned on blowing myself up and they'd just think I was senile. I'd be going through airport security, set off the metal detector, "Sorry about that sonny, probably just my titanium hip replacements." I will completely ruin air travel for old people. Some geezer who really does have a titanium hip tries to come through airport security after I take down some chartered Cessna, and they strip search him. Or her. I say a Cessna because I'm not a callous person, usually, and I'm not trying to bring down as many others as possible. I figure a Cessna's tiny, and if it's a charter, everyone on there is rich and arrogant. I would be doing society a favor by taking these people out. But back to the strip search. Not only does that ruin the geezer's day, but also the security staff, because who wants to cavity search anyone over 75 or so?
Quote from Mr. Crovax »
As soon as I saw the commercial for this show, I thought to myself: "Nobody's gonna watch this," but yet again, I've overestimated American society.
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My grades are fairly poor anyway, just above President Bush's college performance.
Quote from Ryo0oki »
I don't really read your posts, so maybe that's why I don't see you as a spammer.
-Ryo0oki
Quote from Arcane Hellkite »
Stupid humans thinking they're better than us just cause they can walk on two legs and have opposable thumbs.:mad:
Quote from 05player »
I hate you you damn ***. You are way too strick for a magic discussion. You think you are so cool because you run a forum. Well you aren't you dirty bastard. You give warnings so much you need to die. People should be allowed to voice their opinions on things, without you jumping down their throat you stupid piece of ****. You will let bad traders go on being a part of this group but if some says the word stupid, you piss your pants. I hope you go to hell! I wish that you would pull your head out of your ass and do something that helps the people who get ripped on this site, and not just sit on your fat ass and give meaningless flame warnings. I hope you ban me because it is more of a pain in the ass to be on this *** site than to just go out and trade in person.
I hope this gets through your ugly fat head,
05player
(Guess who got banned ?)
Quote from Tevesh Szat »
Holy Crap, that is broken. The question is really, is it playable?
Quote from PikaGreg »
your momma is so fat she may block as though she had flying
Quote from Redmage2k »
Whip out a pair of scisors and ask to cut their deck.
Quote from Redmage2k »
Slam a gas can on the table and anounce that you are playing burn.
Quote from Little Loki »
Yay for cannabilism!
Quote from Little Loki »
Your post count puts prostitute sex count to shame...
Quote from creampuffhellkite »
17) everyone must post in the nude
18) everyone must have webcams on at all times and must face them full bodied.
Quote from Moxen »
Peter... He got thin... Ate a giant tub of lard... Got thin.. Crude.. Funny.. Stupid?.. He just schools everyone else
And now, in case you weren't around when he was here,
Let me reintroduce our old grammar-master Scaled Wurm
Quote from scaled wurm »
i think youl get a soma warning for ths. id delete tje thread before any one sees it.
Quote from scaled wurm »
oops thats the rong picchur
Quote from scaled wurm »
i like tolikn. ... its a very good book snd ai thinkm tolkin is good.
Quote from scaled wurm »
no i dont think fishes pay a lot of aten shun to peopel.
Quote from scaled wurm »
mines scaled wrum because its the best card. a 76 can kill anything. argothan wurm is good to. and craw wurm.
Quote from scaled wurm »
i stil think that scaled wurm is pretty good. its hard to play though. my new favorit is counter spell because it kills everything and it can cast easy.
Quote from scaled wurm »
ill just not do it unless som one makes a me mad now becuse i dont really want tomake that much work. its to hard. ill be nice to peple if there nice to me.
Quote from scaled wurm »
i dont like artifacts becuse i dont get them but i liek foil ilandds becaues it isnt a artifact and its good.
Quote from scaled wurm »
wgahat shood i make my avater now. out of the smelies. theres or the thums up thums down light bolb caition sign quesiton mark or paper or i or arow
Quote from scaled wurm »
its pretty good becuaswot has my bigrafy
Quote from scaled wurm »
ill play you if is tayb hoime sikc tomowrow.
Quote from scaled wurm »
wel maybe if that guy wasnt an idiot it woodnt hapn. its not ther fault mayb hell come back.
Quote from scaled wurm »
bathing rootwala. i even made it my new avatir becuse its my new favorit card.
Quote from scaled wurm »
i do sometims. you no when toyou drink and it goes down teh wrong tuobe?
Quote from scaled wurm »
biografy sory. im npt teh best speler
there are dozens and dozens more..
Quote from Rko1887 and AniX: »
AniXer: Yo.
Rayken187: What?
AniXer: Whats up?
Rayken187: My F-15.
AniXer: You don't have one.
Rayken187: Yes, I do. Right above my computer.
AniXer: what is it made of?
rayken187: Matter.
AniXer: Is it paper?
rayken187: Paper is matter, isn't it?
AniXer: yes
AniXer: So it is paper.
rayken187: So it could be paper.
rayken187: But it might not be.
AniXer: Paper could never support a rocket.
rayken187: Titanium is matter too, you know.
AniXer: But why one would make a toy out of that is beyond me.
rayken187: Of course. But it could not be a toy, could it not?
AniXer: no
AniXer: If it is on your computer, it must be small.
AniXer: No one makes small F-15 for non-fun.
AniXer: So thus, it can only be concluded that it would be toylike
rayken187: I could have a shoe over my computer.
rayken187: Shoes are not toys.
AniXer: True
AniXer: But shoes are not F-15
AniXer: You clearly stated F-15 on your computer.
rayken187: And what if my F-15 is made of a shoe?
AniXer: you cannot make something of shoe.
AniXer: Once you cannot wear it as a shoe, it returns to its orginal substance.
rayken187: I've made submarines out of shoes.
AniXer: Leather, rubber, etc.
rayken187: What's to say my F-15 is not made of leather?
AniXer: Leather wouldn't fly with a rocket either.
rayken187: In fact, what's to say my F-15 is not actually a submarine?
AniXer: The fact that such a design would make it not a F-15.
AniXer: It would become a new plane-type.
rayken187: What if I was not referring to an airplane at all?
rayken187: What if the F-15 I was referring to was actually a submarine, made out of a shoe, designed to be on top of my computer?
AniXer: It would not be in the air.
AniXer: Nor would a rocket be able to make it so.
AniXer: Thus, your case of its flight would fail.
rayken187: And if the rocket was perfectly balanced so that it counterbalanced the gravitational forces on the submarine F-15, plus even enought that the torques were equal and the submarine F-15 would not rotate?
AniXer: It would not have wings.
rayken187: Submarines have wings.
rayken187: And it has been proven that, even if a submarine did not have wings, an aircraft does not need wings to fly.
AniXer: Indeed, but with merely a rocket, it would merely glide around.
AniXer: finally crashing.
rayken187: They merely facilitate the conduction of air across the surface of the aircraft, increasing the lift of the craft in order to improve fuel efficiency and glide-fall rates in case the engines fail.
rayken187: And if the rocket happened to have a navigational computer installed on board to prevent any crash?
AniXer: impossible.
AniXer: How would it prevent a crash?
rayken187: Not true. If they can fit a computer into a wristwatch, they can fit one into a rocket.
AniXer: no, the prevent a crash part.
rayken187: It would have a simple terrain-avoidance system, which could slightly alter the rocket's trajectory and avoid a crash.
AniXer: The the rocket has is just falling.
AniXer: Allow me to rephrase that in english,
AniXer: The rocket is just falling.
AniXer: The submarine rather.
AniXer: The rocket is just sending it forward.'
rayken187: No, you see, using vector-force analysis, plus component vectors, we could determine that the directional force of the rocket propels the submarine F-15 in both a forward and upward direction.
AniXer: no, we could not determine that.
AniXer: You are, my dear Ray-Ray, inventing theories.
AniXer: I do it all the time.
AniXer: You see, the tempral flux of the time travel object would not allow such a propelling.
rayken187: Unfortunately for your argument, we could. Due to the fact that the rocket is clearly propelling the submarine F-15 upward, we can determine that the submarine F-15 rocket is propelling with a downward force of at least 9.8 m/s, in order to counterbalance the "upward" force of 9.8 m/s, the gravitational force on the earth.
AniXer: it is not propelling it upwards.
AniXer: It is propelling it forwards.
rayken187: Using this data, we can figure out the forward component with a simple trigonometric equation, namely the fact that since the rocket is moving at a constant velocity, the forces must be equal.
rayken187: Forwards and upwards, my dear AniX. It's simple physics.
AniXer: How would one rocket do that.
rayken187: The degree measure rotation required would be miniscule.
rayken187: A simple tilt would be acceptable.
AniXer: it would be required to rotate
AniXer: And as soon as it stops firing upwards, it falls.
rayken187: As long as the downward force is 9.8 m/s, and the torques remain equal, there is no way that the submarine F-15 would rotate.
AniXer: As soon as it stops firing forward, it becomes a rocket.
AniXer: not the submarine. the rocket.
AniXer: the booster.
rayken187: Ofcourse, AniX, with the removal of the applied force, the submarine-F-15 would descend. I never said otherwise.
AniXer: then it is not true flight.
rayken187: The rocket happens to be attached to the submarine F-15, AniX
AniXer: Thus, if it is not true flight, your point is moot.
rayken187: If a plane's engines are suddenly cut off, it will fall. The laws of physics demand it. The same rules apply to the submarine F-15.
rayken187: Are you attempting to prove that airplanes do not truly fly?
AniXer: they do.
AniXer: As long as they are fuctioning and have fuel, they will not fall.
rayken187: As with the Submarine F-15.
AniXer: However, we cannot say the same for your submarine.
rayken187: Thus, you have just conceded my point.
AniXer: One rocket cannot propel both upwards and forwards with out it then falling.
AniXer: still in fuctioning condition.
rayken187: As long as the submarine F-15 retains the fuel to fire the rocket at the slight angle measure required to propel it both forward and upwards, it will fly.
rayken187: One rocket, tilted at a 45 degree angle measure, can indeed do exactly what you claim it cannot.
AniXer: how powerful of a rocket.
rayken187: A rocket powerful enough that the downward force vector of the submarine is at least equal to its weight, Fw.
AniXer: How powerful?
rayken187: Well, with a quick equation, we can determine that.
rayken187: Let's see. FwCosTheta = Fn (The force required to keep the rocket airborne.
Previous message was not received by AniXer because of error: User AniXer is not available.
Quote from Sakabatou »
Stax: It's casual, so you're allowed to play with bad cards.:P
Quote from Azgartan »
Don't you dare to say Juju Bubble isn't good!:p
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If you played that card against me, I'd strangle you.
Quote from ph33rb0 »
As stated earlier, the whole thing about bolt being abused in tourneys and such got it banned.
Quote from Lota Legend »
why the hell would any one in this world speek anyother language besides english i mean that everone should know this. America the most powerful country in the speeks it so...so should everone eles. i feel that the should be a concil that decides what the most powerful country in the world is and than for the next 50 years the whole would should speak that language
Quote from Timothy, MimeSlayer »
USA, USA!!! We are the best and it doesnt matter what you people think, because we can do what we want and not care about our poor, heehee, we got you all beat. We are the masters of the world.
Quote from AndrewTheBlackheart »
Unlike gravity, I have yet to see the imediate effects of evolution take place before my eyes. If i drop a pen, it hits the floor. If a stare a cat long enough, i don't see it turn into a dog.
(Q: stare a little longer, and it might become a primate,...)
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Your seemingly non-existant abilities of mental coherance indicate that you will most likely lead a life in celibacy, solitude, and other horrid conditions not generally accepted by american culture.
Quote from Chilling Apparition »
Wow John, you need a hobby. Model building and masturbation are 2 that come to mind
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
mine comes from the fact that jim is a really neat sounding name. as a matter of fact, if i use a fake name that is what i will use. and impaler just sounds cool
and this kinda spelling combines pretty well with consistent grammar is that attracts spam warnings...
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
i'm scared because i just deleted a post i made on another thread. i did this when i noticed the post i was replying to disappeared. sppoky, huh?
I wonder what JTI does on Halloween.
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
congratulations on that milestone. how does it feel to have achieved greatness (not really). i just reached wizard yesterday.
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
the new years resolution that i will never end up doing is burying those bodies in my garage .
actually i want to stop procrastinating but i'll probably never get around to it.
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
Ancestral Recall: the worst card ever
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
Is Craw Wurm Restricted?
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
well i spend a few hours here a day so i guess you could say i'm obsessed.
Angelina Jolie. Aaaaaaaaahhhh, those lucious lips.
Quote from Supermouse »
Useless magic card ? Yawgmoth's Will. Seriously. This Card is WORTHLESS. I mean, if your Cards suck so much that you have to play them twice to make them any good, then you suck and need to shoot yourself. sly.)
Quote from Gravity (@Rusty) »
Could you repeat that in english? Your typing is giving my spell checker fits.
Please Rusty, take the 8/8 Squirrel out of your ass, and calmly articulate your objection in an intelligent manner, typing carefully as if you had all your fingers available to work the keyboard.
Now, go on, get it out...yes the squirrel too.
Quote from Chaos Turtle (@ Rusty) »
Rusty, your posts are being deleted because, rather than being informative or even amusing, they sound much like the ravings of an amphetamine-addicted adolescent with Tourette's Syndrome.
Quote from Cateran »
Frankly Rusty, myself and Unit_01 have to keep deleting your posts as they are all off-topic, outright negative, offer nothing constructive, and have a higher percentile of curses and foul language than any pornographic movie would. That is not acceptable, and you had best be aware of it.
Post responsibly and we will have no reason to delete your posts. When I check my e-mail and find almost a dozen complaints for any given post you have made waiting for me, it is a strong sign that it is inappropriate for these forums.
Quote from Quilt »
Turn 1: Mountain, Kird Ape
Turn 2: Forrest, Attack with Kird Ape, Fog
= Gorilla's in the mist
Quote from Johnny_Blaze (about J-Lo"s butt) »
Of course. I'd fluff that butt up like a pillow and fall asleep. Best night's sleep I'd ever have.:)
Quote from Johnny_Blaze »
I know I'll become an Archmagus eventually.
Quote from CoPRed »
No offense dude ... but the Dutch members type better English than you do... that's pretty bad.
(Quilt: dude = Lota Soviet)
Quote from Prizm »
Well, i suppose someone must stand up for the man, seeing as youre all either traitors, communists, or furriners
Quote from Jim_the_Impaler »
Stop spamming, you spammer
Quote from Ryo0oki »
Phage? Akroma?:p Think of me... there are no hot Magic guys, but you don't see me complaining....
Okay, I do. =-_-=;;
A lot.
...:sweat:
-Ryo0oki
Quote from Zaphod Zarniwoop »
There aren't THAT many Magic cards with naked chicks in them, but we sure as hell intend to find 'em all!
Quote from Binary Dragon »
I thought that the worst thing you can do while running for president is rapiing and murdering a group of four year olds.
Quote from Nicolas »
I don't like Necropotency. I don't need to draw that bad either way.
No mercyz I ABSOLUTELY LOVE... but I agree... it might own little 1/1z but 6+/6+... OUCH.
Quote from Faydh, Netherskiver »
I don't much care what they "average" or stupid people at my school think. A good number of them will drop out as soon as they can and then they'll pump my rocket ship's gas as I fly to the moon on love and happiness. I'll be designing robotic computer war machines while they're asking "would you like fries with that?"
Peopke I don't like can go work at McDonald's.
Quote from Arralyn~Daeron »
On a box of rat poison: Warning - Do not ingest.
On a bottle of Draino: warning- this is not for consumption.
Are there really people out there who go "I think I'll have a bottle of Draino with my rat poison today, Sweetheart.":confuse2:
thats just silly
Quote from Spanish Mage »
the lingerie bowl?? hmmmm hmmm.. sweet
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I just had a shower, and I'm very clean. Well, I'm dirty, but that's a state of mind.;)
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I am spam.
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Some people are stupid, and need to be stabbed to death with spoons.
Quote from Prizm »
The six most hated words in the English language are: "End of turn, fact or fiction."
Quote from Arcane Hellkite »
we are name pending
hear us roar
we have lots of crappy members
and we don't need any more
we don't post very much
we're stuck-up and annoying
we're extremely unproductive
and in truth we're pretty boring
this clan contest sucks
the useless points you can keep
shut up and go away
i just want to ****ing sleep
Quote from BiZkiT OvErLoRd »
Wow. how crazy are Indians? Lol. Taking the sale tags, buying crap loads of drugs? ;p
Quote from Supermouse »
Yo, Stax. I just happen to have 3 DCI foil Preists of Titania. I love them. I do not want to let them go easily. However, you have
So. If the Preists come All Wet and ruined, it will be because I was crying on them all night.:( PM me.
Quote from Loki, Monkey God »
I Chastised a B.F.M. earlier tonight.
And it felt good.
Quote from Squirrelmonger »
About the BFM: they have feelings too ya know. they like to be congratulated when they do something right, and get sad when they get in trouble. so i think a good talking too would straighten him out right quick.
Quote from Glamdring26 »
Flaming Goblins.... that sounds funny... for some reason I get the visual image of a bunch of Metrosexual goblins walking around calling things fabulous.
Quote from Gabethebabe »
You played Goblins and your opponent got to TWELVE mana?:eek:
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No, you are the Squee, Goblin Nabob of MTGNews.com.
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Wow im still here. Whatever...time to eat.
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Apparently not...
@ mods: sorry for the spam.
Quote from IAmTheSongman »
Seeing the rash of recent legality ond correctness thereof threads, I thought I'd bring up cannibalism.
While I do not agree that killing people solely to eat is right, I don't see anything wrong with eating people who die of natural causes. Yet it's illegal. Really strange, especially given that the Catholic church condones it (if you don't get it think of the rituals. Communion wafers: there's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!).
Quote from JimTheMighty »
I like the syphillis
Quote from Arralyn~Daeron »
I once had a friend on the run from the SBI! (State Bereau of Inv.) I told him that there was no such thing, and he said that it was because they're a secret! I said, "Well then, how do you know that they are after you?"
He didn't answer.
Quote from RUBRDUX »
No matter how old you get.
No matter how much you've seen.
There will always be someone doing or saying something even more stupid, than anything you've ever seen or heard.
No Joke...
Quote from jeff »
today my earth and space sci. teacher said " thats why places so far inland are warmer... like GEORGIA"
Quote from linkgmr »
Yes, believe me, they can and they will until someone puts a stop to it, like charles darwin,.... (waits for a second then repeats) LIKE CHARLES DARWIN!!(a really old guy crashes through the window and passes out on the floor)
Quote from VVerevvolf »
Some people are so guliable/stupid that they'll beleive everythinng you say, even if you don' say it...
"What are beacons anyway ?"
"There's like flags and stuff that are put some place for people to see and gather arround."
"OMG !! Flagbearer are coming back ??? "
"No, beacons are more something you put in the ground than something carry arround with you."
"So you're saying there's going to be a series of land equipment artifects that are beacons."
"No, I'm not saying that at all."
"Ok Flagbearers and Land Equips, kewl... anything else you can tell me ?"
:rolleyes:"Bananas are yellow ?"
"OMG !!! SLIVERS ??? AND A NEW COLOR ??? AWESOME !!!"
:confuse2:" Ok... I'm going to go stand WAY over there now, bye."
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Why can't I report myself? I'd just be saving work for other people.
Quote from Cateran »
I still maintain that they should have banned one terrible card just to mess with everyone.
That wacky Crazed Goblin... he's asking for it!
Quote from Lota Cowboy »
Oh highroller your such a Sweetheart!
Quote from Longview22 »
This is just like that time I saw Jurassic Park, and then my little brother was mauled by velociraptors
Taken from the MMAD XLVI (46), this quote just needed to be immortalized:
Quote from Sap Crazy »
This deck is like getting herpes on a blind-date... it's just rude
This one's from magicthegathering.com, and it's really too long to put in your sig, but you can cut it as appropriate. It is just hillarious.
Ok, since noone seems to be getting why Chimney Imp is so powerful, i just searched the web for a deck that justifies it. Look here and see it's power:
//NAME: Mad Chimney Untap Massacre
//Played by Bai Kudde, Winner GP in a Hole near the toxic facility.
// Creatures
4 Chimney Imp
4 Puppeteer
// Spells
4 Instill Energy
4 Mobilize
4 Vitalize
4 Awakening
4 Tidal Bore
4 Dream's Grip
4 Breaking Wave
4 Pemmin's Aura
// Lands
3 Forest
4 Island
1 Swamp
4 Underground Sea
4 Bayou
4 Tropical Island
Explanation: This deck is constructed around the powerful card Chimney Imp. It already has the mighty ability to untap during the untap step, and this deck helps this ability by untapping it during every step of the turn.
Instill Energy makes sure you untap it during your main phase, while Mobilize and Vitalize untaps em even more often. Tidal Bore is able to tap your Chimney Imp to untap if afterwards with another spell. Dreams grip can tap one and untap another at the same time. How powerful is that? The most important fact is that nearly all of the cards (except the dual lands) are common or uncommon, so you wont have to spend tons of money for it. Bai Kudde won "GP in a hole near the toxic facility" with it, maneuvering through other evil decks based around the powerful Chimney Imp. A short interview follows.
Me : Hey Bai, what do you think about the format?
Bai: It's totally broken. Look, in the finals, we were at game 3, and i just played my Chimney Imp. From round 9 on i untapped it approx. 30 times a round, and only 20 rounds later, i was GP winner. The game is to fast. The DCI really should ban the broken cards like Chimney Imp, Healing Salve and Plains.
Me: Plains? Explain that one to me.
Bai: Well, it only costs you a land drop, it can't be countered, it costs 0, and the cheapest spell in the format that destroys it costs 2. And it produces by simply tapping it. You see how broken this is? I wish i could untap it as often as i untap my Chimney Imp.
Me: Yeah, i see. Is there something else you want to say?
Bai: Yes. Guys! Play Chimney Imp! It's cheap and broken. The powerlevel of this card is the same as the power of Squire, Tobias Andrion and other old broken cards. Play it while you can, it wont be around long before DCI bans it.
Me: Thanks for everything. Good luck for the next GP.
Bai: Thanks! Mad tech rulez!
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I've been beaten in the head with a piece of heavy mining equipment and it felt better than watching Reality TV.
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1 + 2 = 3. No really. It does. Think about it.
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No, the only terrorists who fly planes into buildings are DEAD because they flew a plane into a building.
(Editor's note: The ONE time I was quoted)
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Respect the Written Word, Respect Knowledge.
Quote from Plastik »
I hope Bradbury sues Moore for all that he's worth. Which, if you go by moral value, is like eleven cents. Eleven Canadian cents.
Quote from htbrid life »
well duh, what did you expect from moore? Pure facts doesnt generate 45+ million.
Quote from ljossberir »
If exploiting [the 9/11 victim's families] is sue-worthy, then they could be suing our president now, whose ad campaign clearly exploits them.
(Who says political discussions can't be interesting?)
Quote from Cool Hand Luke »
Funny that Reagan likes heath care now.
Quote from titus »
who buys porn?
Quote from Craven »
Wow, it's unblockable - and unplayable as well!
Quote from Masked_Rider »
Over the years we've had more conservative moderators leave, replaced by more liberal ones. Also, note how Britney Spears used to dress conservatively and now looks like a(n ugly) prostitute.
Quilt - Wow ? The mods did this ?
Quote from Natedogg »
Waring for posting an Outwar link - Natedogg
I wonder what what was adverstised...
Quote from Loonook »
(gods, I wish liberals were called felties... so soft)
[Insert hybrid life album which Stax has already re-posted.]
Quote from everyone on LUE »
Your only option is suicide
Quote from Taeme »
One of these days that man in the skunk costume will have his way with your anus, and you'll like it.
Looks like you got a little suppdog on you.
-...
Do you know what suppdog is?
-Yeah.
What is it, then?
-***.
At that point, the entire shop started cracking up.
Why does everybody think that all jokes have to be dirty?
Quote from the Squirle master »
6.5 year ago, when I was 10.
I convinced about a third of my class to play when I was 11. All the cool kids did it. (whoa... thats got to break some law of nature...)
Quote from hybrid life »
Instead of [...] addding more regulation, just ban it. Banning [...] would be a very good idea for humanity sake.
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I'm not much of a team player (I hate people)
Quote from Lestat »
World peace would be boring.
Quote from xzibit_a »
What?
Did you say?
What?
I've seen a Type 1 Spiritmonger
Daniel: It's a fire, and we're offerering gasoline!
Teal'c: We are, in fact, offering water
Daniel: I was speaking metaphorically....
O'Neill: Well don't! It's not fair to Teal'c!!!
Quote from the writer of "Keep your Jesus Off My *****, I"ll Keep My ***** Off of You" »
Keep your Jesus off my *****
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my *****
I'll keep my ***** off of you
Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw
Keep your Jesus off my *****
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my *****
I'll keep my ***** off of you
So you’re screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look
And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus
Keep your Jesus off my *****
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my *****
I'll keep my ***** off of you
So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't
Hypochristianity
I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the f*** are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count’em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort
And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
‘Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your arse the other way sayin’
Keep your Jesus off my *****
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my *****
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my *****
I'll keep my ***** off of you
That's if'n you want me to
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Female and child suicide bombers look harmless too, until they detonate themselves.
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You're comparing life to a booster draft and you think your only problem with girls is breaking the ice?
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No link = no credibility. It's easy to say anything, so please provide evidence of your claim.
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Filthy smeg, now I need to change my pants!:mad:
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I'm not supporting censorship, but why do people need to be exposed to these things??
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So I guess that makes Bush a Moore-loving traitor to America?
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I collect Ravenous Rats. So far I have 2.
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<British_accent> And I want a toilet seat made out of gold but some things just aren't in the cards, baby. </British_accent>
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Also, vaeal, DOUBLE POSTING is not tech. Use the edit button.
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Well, since it doesn't belong here, I refuse to post
-Oops, looks like you already did.
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this deck... makes baby Jesus cry.
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When I rule the world, it will be a better place.
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Not everything is on the internet
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Ass Hole :sym2::symb::symb:
enchantment
at the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices an ass. if they can't, ass hole deals 2 damage to him or her.
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Personally i like to call it OMG U R DEAD!!!
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Actually thats the worst thing aids did. Wild sex orgy is on my list of things to do and mr. aids just had to ruin it.
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Sex should just be mutual to some extent.
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Control is a deck where you steal the remote control and piss off your opponent so he gives up.
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Jesus died because I masturbate. I can't help but feel like I owe him praise.
Quote from Denver »
Sure I remember you. You masturbated the most in a day. And that is truly an accomplishment.
Quote from Laton »
I guess I'm horribly unpopular, but I don't think the others here make fun of me behind my back - they do it right in front of me!
Quote from Little Loki »
Prostitutes remove undateable people from the dating pool. Thus, I am in full agreeance of legalizing Prostitution.
Quote from Little Loki »
You are Little Loki. It is your sole duty to raise the testosterone up several levels within a minimal period of time.
Quote from Georges Bush Snr »
To occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day hero ... assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an un-winnable urban guerilla war. It could only plunge that part of the world into even greater instability.
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We could talk about women. With their pomegrant dove-like breasts... *drool*
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It is cute. Cute cards aren't good.
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Yeah, i live in the middle of corporate america. It blows.
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3... gigs... internet... space... for free... no ads... forever:eek:
I think I just had a nerdgasm...
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My little sister raped me with a broomhandle last night...
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Damn you WotC, Mr. Garfield... you really did find a way to legally print money...
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Are you saying you have absolutely no apathy for the people in Iraq?
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The ones who supported slavery were right obv.
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I am leaving.
once I get unbanned from Misetings.
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Your mother is so fat she can block as though she had flying.
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Mmm, urine soaked children, my favourite.
Quote from Sakabatou »
I had perpetual wood throughout the WHOLE GAME, and I almost climaxed when Damon popped the Grand Slam.
Quote from Binary Angel »
As for Fool, Saka, and BD - having an orgasum from calc or baseball, wow, you people are sicker then I thought. I always thought that men only climaxed when mastrabating, getting a blow and/or hand job, by having sex, or by thinking about sex or stuff that turns them on. I know that there are some strange fedishes out there but baseball and calc. Damn.
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I think that in honor of the new set I'll start using Kowabunga. At least until it gets too irritating.:D which maybe pretty quickly.
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I think that the British insistence on calling it 'mum' is just a mean way to get away with calling your mother a rotting, undead corpse when you're little or when you're talking to a kid.
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I keep saying that if everyone was amish, we wouldn't have this problem.
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If Jesus posted here, he would post just like you.
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if "ass" turns out to be an actual creature type, I guess I can look forward to saying "Tap that ass" during some casual games in the near future
Quote from Bartosh »
c)"Sally: "hey Tony let's ****!"
Tony: "HUZZAH!!"
(Editors note:Guess who influenced that last one?:D)
Quote from de Volkskrant (dutch newspaper) »
The american security officers face turned grim when the dutch politicians introduced themselves as ex-comunists, socialists, pacifists and worst of all, liberals.
How did this rable get across the border?
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I'm lucky that I already have a girlfriend. Because if I didn't, I have absolutely no idea as to how I would ever get one.
Quote from Cochese »
Islamic fundamentalist. Christian fundamentalist. What's the difference? They're going to kill us all in the end anyway.
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Hmm we do seem to lack a female clan member , but then if we had 1 i think we would lose half our regular discussion topics;)
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I don't have any new pic, but you can all rub one off to a pic of Sandy
Quote from VoiceInYourhead »
Politics and humor go together so well, they are like peanut butter and Jelly!:D
Quote from rancored_elf »
I was a giant ***** last year, that was a REAL hit.
Quote from rancored_elf »
I'm serious - a giant *****.
Quote from rancored_elf »
Lick your own butts.
Quote from Anthony Alongi »
I decided to rank your favorite card too low just to tick you off. Yes, you. Personally.
The latest Craig Stevenson article on Starcitygames.com had a few good ones.
Like the closing stages of a Bachelor Party, we now move onto the Blue stuff.
We have two discard spells, in Distress and Waking Nightmare. While I generally shun discard in Limited, I recognise that it has its place. For me, that place is in concrete boots at the bottom of a lake.
Ryusei...
He's delightful, he's delicious, he's delovely...
He's a Dragon!
Why, why, why can't I open pools like this at PTQs? In my kitchen, the bombs come thick and fast. At a PTQ? Double Mudhole. [Sounds kinky. English PTQs must have much more fun between rounds... - Knut
We also have an Orochi Leafcaller. He aids a splash requirement, and blocks in a crisis. And he calls leaves, apparently. Is that like a Horse Whisperer? Just what exactly does he call these leaves? "Floaty Green Bastards?"
Don't bother with it. Any artifacts you have will be Oxidized anyway. This is the artifact-hate block, after all.
What's that you say?
Japanese block?
Why wasn't I informed?
In response to the question: "What would you do with a nuke?"
Quote from Someone on the Bungie.net Fourms »
I'd convert the nuclear bomb into a nuclear reactor, and then install it into a llama. Then I would use the llama to reproduce with alpacas and guanacos to create an army of Super Nuclear Llamanacas. Those I shall use to overthrow the Peruvian government and flee to South Dakota where I shall set up my world HQ. Then I shall rule the world!(excluding Kansas)
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You're about as brilliant as the Colossus of Rhodes... when he fell into the sea.
Quote from AngelGorge »
Holy CRAP. It's like you tried to hide your head in the sand, but hit concrete.
Quote from ljossberir »
Wow. Ljoss is appalled. And when Ljoss is appalled, he speaks in third person. And when Ljoss speaks in third person... people DIE!!
Quote from Shadowlord to T2Sux »
A tanto??? grow up man!!!
I mean a tanto? that's like a kitchen knife!!!Get a real sword dude, you'll feel much much better...
Quote from Senori »
You don't hear people saying that twenty Soviet agents around the world fired robot weapons at Lincoln.
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.....I said no garbage.
Thread Closed, this discussion is over.
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I'm going on vacation for 10 days.
Word.
Ciao all.
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I'm on vacation, yet I HAD to close this.
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I bribed the mods with all sorts of money, sexual favors, and my firstborn son, to get those nominations.
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Pokemon cards scream when you rip them in half.:)
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30 lashes with the WET NOODLE OF JUSTICE for not using card tags.
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I find that on many topics on these forums, the threads get overrun by the less intelligent and incessantly stubborn.
Quote from Argive »
Your sense of humor is destructive. To humor.
Quote from ButteBlues18 »
Other countries envy better education in countries like the US
Quote from Masked_Rider »
One exception is people whom have bad grammer and short posts...I see them as being banned very soon - Masked_Rider
Note the bolded alphabet[sic].
(from you know you play too much magic when... {1st ever time})
My drug life is suffering from playing magic too much... I mean YOUR drug life is suffering from playing magic too much, yeah...
Quote from belgareth »
Well i am doing my best to try to generate interest, [...] getting the Laker girls to have "play Legacy" emblazoned on their chests.
Quote from Angry_Beaver »
Intelegent
Sure, it's out of context, but it rocks.
Quote from titus »
i may or may not have said this
Quote from Verbal »
It's much more fun than painful bowel surgery, but less fun than evenings with friends.
One Tuesday the third, I saw four couples running past five cars to have six.
Quote from titus »
island + forest = FLOODED FOREST OH NOS POOR BUNNIES
Quote from titus »
please take down the site. it's polluting my internet.
Quote from titus »
i bet if you say it twice, we might care.
wait, no, we don't.
Quote from titus »
OSNAP
Quote from titus »
but do you explore the area-down under with your kangaroo?
Quote from titus »
sound the alarm boys, we've got a smart one
Quote from titus »
pwease daddy i want some mo
Quote from titus »
daddy pwease use your special one
it makes me tingle
Quote from titus »
but daddy
can you do it in this?
i like it when the rhino charges
Quote from titus »
MONKEY EAT BABEHZ!!12@#11~
Quote from titus »
RED ROBOT, PUNY HUMANS!
Those are some of my personal favorites.
Quote from Lord Odohim IV »
(porbably worded wrong)
as i say in my sig, quoting out of context is tech:D
the other:
Quote from jedit »
"Ha!" the ninja hurled his robe aside. "Foolish wizard, you have let the Ninja of Unmatched Sexual Prowess in your lair and now you shall die!"
That's pure gold right there
Quote from T2sux »
Oh, back in da day...I had 800 posts too, ya know...things was diff'ernt then...we had to post 15 minutes, with lag both ways!!! And we neva had none this fancy-shmancy post count thread...back den, we was humble, I'll tell you what.
(In response)
Quote from Superunknown »
I remember when beating the dead horse wasn't funny.
Oh wait, it still isn't.
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Quote:
Quote from Raa »
So why are we talking about Hitler?
Because Mussolini was a dufus that couldn't conquer his way out of a paper bag?
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Wolfwood
Please, everyone. If you don not want to see this thread closed, supply a quote with any comments you may have. I don't care what you say here, just as long as you contribute to this thread along with your comments.
-Wolfwood
Are we not allowed to comment on whether we think something is funny or not or let other people know we're looking for a certain kind of quote for our signature? It would seem these kinds of things are very much so on topic and as long as they are not spam I don't see a reason why we would have to post a quote.
I quoted your previous post just so I have one. Not that I see how it adds much to what I have to say. Anyways, if this is all off topic just delete the post.
(Editor's note:It only made sense if I added in quotes for P_P's post)
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Well,that took a couple days. Hope you guys enjoy.:)
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Quote from some random guy playing the war game with the action figures »
On second thought im not gonna earthquake your bonejacker instead I'll bonejack your striker
now what is wrong with that?
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Asking people to remove quotes in their signatures is tyranny! If I can't say something just because someone's feelings are hurt then no one would ever be able to say anything! Political correctness is stupid.
I think the Bush administration did an excellent job of managing this war, and largely ignored what the media was saying. There have been no major setbacks, and all the goals have been met on time.
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
Denny Crane (from Boston Legal) played by William Shatner -- "Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here."
another from Denny Crane (Shatner is gold) -- "There are two things my father wanted me to experience before I died, the Red Sox winning the World Series and sex with a one-legged woman."
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I love Bl. Here are a few that may be a little off:
Alan: I’m kidding by the way depending upon your reaction, 300,000 sealed, we kick back fifty to you under the table.
Attorney: Mr. Shore I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney
Alan: Really! Gosh I am
Attorney: I should report you directly to the bar
Alan (Chuckles): Well I guess I was kidding then
Also:
Allan:What's your specialty?
Dr.: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.
Alan: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?
First off, Santa is clearly Satan, not Jesus. You can tell because
a) if you rearrange the letters of one, you get the other.
b) they're fighting — TO THE DEATH! — over control of Christmas. (I believe Santa is winning.)
c) Santa represents greed, consumerism, and Coca-Cola Classic.
d) Santa promotes slave labor — he's a notorious anti-elfite.
e) If he's ever exposed to the sun, he will melt like a vampire.
Thus he is clearly a force of pure raw malevolence, although he is tricksy bout it.
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Sing lustily and with good courage.
Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.
I don't care if it's porn...if its PG-13 we can watch it!!!
-Alpha
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Quote from TheFooFish »
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
this was on the news roller on a hackiong forum I am a part of
"In Europe, London to be exact a man was caught trying to hack into the DEC tsunami funds account using lynx, the man tried to brute force the passwords but the security system caught him and he is now pending a 4-20 year sentencing, the man made bail at 2,000,000 euros(don't know how to do the euros symbol)"
now thats pathetic... first off
A) sicko
B) lynx and brute forcing... ya this guys a genius lemme tell ya
sorry to quote myself but i had to
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Asking people to remove quotes in their signatures is tyranny! If I can't say something just because someone's feelings are hurt then no one would ever be able to say anything! Political correctness is stupid.
Originally Posted by Ryo0oki Being a girl, I'd like to say that women don't masturbate. In fact, women don't really exist. We're all just robots designed to toy with men's minds and make them miserable.
oh, wow, that explains a lot! thanks!
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G U A M
This is Bat Country
PROUD OWNER OF TFE'S RESPECT
:bunnycake:
I OWN FEYD_RUIN'S AND CYAN'S SOUL YOURS MAY BE NEXT
The thread has a distinct possibility of causing a flame war. And when I say "a distinct possiblity", I mean "given the people who post on MTG Salvation, if this doesn't become a flame war, I'll eat my Mod Tag."
From a thread that Senori closed... duh.
Quote from Grobyc »
If you're going to be logical about things, try not using the word God or religion.
One of the main sticking points I have with tax being on the list personally is that it is on the list and SoTf is not on the list (listens to Bel screaming for my blood edit: ok head). Qwerty will no longer be available as his head appeared to come off when i pulled it -Belgareth
I love that so much. ^^
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
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Right after calvin modded evryone of his opponents out of existance.
This one is really creepy. There is something very wrong with Goddes Shibby but here's her quote:
Yeah, do the math.
From 'Things to do to freak out your opponent.'
t0xic is absolutely priceless.
That's good to know.
Those crazy Muskims.
Telim Soprano has left the building.
He has no respect for the elderly in his World Domination Plan.
Oh, and concerning our beloved Moderator:
Many of those were indeed responses to t0xic, though one was a typo.
This one straight from Spammer's Spree:
And this nice little conversation:
And this:
Begat this:
My nomination for the funniest member oscar resulted in some comments:
Nowadays people know who I am, that's why they don't nominate mefor forum awards...
When discussing who said the "All your base are belong to us" quote...
And then the rebuttal...
Or from the why Yu-Gi-Oh sucks thread....
this is my favorite, said in response to any question on www.essentialmagic.com
These are from the MtG.com boards
or something like that
veeery freaky... dontcha think?
On a recent Donut thread:
On the how to freak out your opponent thread:
And here's my response to that messed up post:
There are some real freaky people here... :D:(:confuse2:
not the funniest in the world, but
Squirrelgasm posted this. He should also when an award for funniest name
Now we know of the quality of the mods...
[insert Seton freak thread quotes which Quilt alredy redid]
From Durban on MiseTings, in an article on the supposed upcoming set, Seduction...
Quotes from What historical figures would you most like to drink with and why?
Couple of AOL Quotes...
(Guess who got banned ?)
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And now, in case you weren't around when he was here,
Let me reintroduce our old grammar-master Scaled Wurm
there are dozens and dozens more..
(Q: stare a little longer, and it might become a primate,...)
I wonder what JTI does on Halloween.
[/b]
Loonook = Nothing
Nothing > Jesus
Currently accepting disciples. Inquire within.
ORDER THE CAKE DAMNIT!
(Quilt: dude = Lota Soviet)
thats just silly
Taken from the MMAD XLVI (46), this quote just needed to be immortalized:
This one's from magicthegathering.com, and it's really too long to put in your sig, but you can cut it as appropriate. It is just hillarious.
(Editor's note:
(Who says political discussions can't be interesting?)
Quilt - Wow ? The mods did this ?
I wonder what what was adverstised...
[Insert hybrid life album which Stax has already re-posted.]
At that point, the entire shop started cracking up.
Why does everybody think that all jokes have to be dirty?
Daniel: It's a fire, and we're offerering gasoline!
Teal'c: We are, in fact, offering water
Daniel: I was speaking metaphorically....
O'Neill: Well don't! It's not fair to Teal'c!!!
You tell 'em Van.
-Oops, looks like you already did.
(Editors note:Guess who influenced that last one?:D)
The latest Craig Stevenson article on Starcitygames.com had a few good ones.
In response to the question: "What would you do with a nuke?"
Note the bolded alphabet[sic].
(from you know you play too much magic when... {1st ever time})
Those are some of my personal favorites.
as i say in my sig, quoting out of context is tech:D
the other:
That's pure gold right there
(In response)
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Well,that took a couple days. Hope you guys enjoy.:)
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Loonook = Nothing
Nothing > Jesus
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
I'm sure there are more Rocko quotes...
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I love Bl. Here are a few that may be a little off:
Alan: I’m kidding by the way depending upon your reaction, 300,000 sealed, we kick back fifty to you under the table.
Attorney: Mr. Shore I guarantee you I am not that kind of attorney
Alan: Really! Gosh I am
Attorney: I should report you directly to the bar
Alan (Chuckles): Well I guess I was kidding then
Also:
Allan:What's your specialty?
Dr.: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.
Alan: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?
Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
-Alpha
this was on the news roller on a hackiong forum I am a part of
"In Europe, London to be exact a man was caught trying to hack into the DEC tsunami funds account using lynx, the man tried to brute force the passwords but the security system caught him and he is now pending a 4-20 year sentencing, the man made bail at 2,000,000 euros(don't know how to do the euros symbol)"
now thats pathetic... first off
A) sicko
B) lynx and brute forcing... ya this guys a genius lemme tell ya
sorry to quote myself but i had to
whenever I hear this, I just laugh.
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
oh, wow, that explains a lot! thanks!
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
Hehe, in responce to a span version of this.
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
I like that. From his advice thread.
That is, in fact, his entire post, I deleted nothing. ^^ Senori's funny.
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
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What others say about me:
Sven Dostei
Unofficial Official arrogant teenage elitist of The Ivory Tower
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
Just found this.
- not quoted for funnyness, am answering him: if they're still gone, it's just you, if not, then they fixed it, yay! ^^
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.