Playing EDH with my Bosh deck against his Teysa. He's got a Nezumi Graverobber and his General, I have had a turn 3 Razormane Masticore thanks to Mishra's Workshop.
Then this happens:
It is now turn 7 (Sulli)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Sulli untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Sulli draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Sulli> Thinking ...
Sulli plays Mutavault from Hand
Sulli taps Scrubland
Sulli taps Mutavault
Sulli untaps Scrubland
Sulli untaps Mutavault
Sulli taps Scrubland
Sulli taps Mutavault
Sulli plays Umezawa's Jitte from Hand
Sulli taps Godless Shrine
Sulli taps Phyrexian Tower
Umezawa's Jitte is enchanting Teysa, Orzhov Scion now
Sulli duplicates Umezawa's Jitte
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Sulli taps Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Sulli taps Teysa, Orzhov Scion
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
Sulli sacrifices Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Umezawa's Jitte now has 1 (+1) counters.
Umezawa's Jitte now has 2 (+1) counters.
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<chaosof99> Oo
<Sulli> End my turn
<chaosof99> first strike
Sulli puts Teysa, Orzhov Scion into play from Graveyard
<Sulli> right
<Sulli> I didnt see it
Sulli sacrifices Umezawa's Jitte
<Sulli> it changes everything
<Sulli> damn
<Sulli> ok
<Sulli> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (chaosof99)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
General stats now has 1 (+1) counters.
chaosof99 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
chaosof99 plays Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre from Hand
chaosof99 puts a Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre on top of Library from Play
chaosof99 shuffles library
chaosof99 shuffles library
chaosof99 shuffles library
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
chaosof99 draws a card
<Sulli> I dont expect any fair from opponent anyway
Sulli sacrifices Nezumi Graverobber
<chaosof99> if you want you can start over
<chaosof99> but I can't help you if you don't read the cards
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
chaosof99 plays Snow-Covered Mountain from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
chaosof99 taps Razormane Masticore
chaosof99 taps Razormane Masticore
<Sulli> you never misread cards ?.
<chaosof99> no, I do
<chaosof99> and I accept that I misread them
<Sulli> happens, but you did not propose to come back
<chaosof99> and don't complain to my opponent about my own mistakes
<Sulli> so I accept it anyway
<Sulli> Did I ask for something ? NO...
Sulli's life total is now 34 (-5)
<chaosof99> you said I wasn't fair
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Sulli> I didnt say that
chaosof99 taps Snow-Covered Mountain
chaosof99 taps Reliquary Tower
chaosof99 taps Mishra's Workshop
<Sulli> I said I dont expect fair from opponent
<Sulli> which is very different
<chaosof99> no, it's not
<Sulli> if you dont misread words
<chaosof99> you are implaying that I'm being unfair
chaosof99 plays Planar Portal from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Sulli> wasting time here bye
<chaosof99> End my turn
"I don't expect any fair" simply meant that he didn't expect any favors, and I do think that you reacted rudely when he tried to explain what he meant.
*Darn language barriers.
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
I'm playing U/Goyf/r midrange tempo vs a Power Artifact/Monolith/Staff of Domination deck that uses Emrakul as a win con and Propaganda to buy time. It's game three. He lands an early Propaganda, making the two Mishra's Factories I'd played pretty useless as creatures. Eventually, I land a Vendilion Clique and start slowly beating down. I get him down to 6, and then this happens:
It is now turn 22 (Wilhelm Tell)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Wilhelm Tell untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Wilhelm Tell draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Wilhelm Tell plays Island from Hand
Wilhelm Tell taps Island
Wilhelm Tell taps Island
Wilhelm Tell plays Power Artifact from Hand
<Wilhelm Tell> Ok?
Dr Steve Brule plays Spell Snare from Hand
Dr Steve Brule taps Tropical Island
Wilhelm Tell puts Power Artifact to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Wilhelm Tell> End my turn
Dr Steve Brule sacrifices Spell Snare
Dr Steve Brule taps Volcanic Island
Dr Steve Brule plays Pyroblast from Hand [B](targeting Propaganda so I can bash for 7 with Clique+Factories)[/B]
Dr Steve Brule sacrifices Pyroblast
[B]<Wilhelm Tell> lol[/B]
<Dr Steve Brule> Ok?
[B]<Wilhelm Tell> easy with a side built for the occasion
<Wilhelm Tell> cheater[/B]
<System> Player Lost[/b]
I then scroll up and see this:
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Wilhelm Tell's Security Code: [B]9603C5B1/sb[/B] [Type 1.5]
Dr Steve Brule's Security Code: 490C6C73/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Dr Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Wilhelm Tell shuffles library
Dr Steve Brule shuffles library
<Dr Steve Brule> p
Dr Steve Brule shuffles library
Wilhelm Tell shuffles library
Dr Steve Brule draws 7 cards
EDIT- I was playing the same U/g/r deck vs a monoblue control deck, which featured 3 wincons (2 Jace, the Mind Sculptor and a Sphinx of Jwar Isle), along with maindeck Back to Basics, Relic of Progenitus, Vedalken Shackles, and Pithing Needles, with Thirst for Knowledge and Fact or Fiction to draw cards. It ended up being one of the most boring games of Magic I think I've ever played.
Since Goyf was all but useless against his triad of Relics, I decided to just try and resolve a Jace of my own to win. I baited several counters along the way, and even let stuff like Vedalken Shackles and Back to Basics (I only run three basic Islands) resolve because I wanted to preserve my countermagic. Eventually, I ended up resolving Jace with less than twenty cards left in my deck after a brief conter war. I start Fatesealing away. I see a Pithing Needle and put it to the bottom. He draws another Pithing Needle and casts it, naming Jace. With all of my countermagic depleted, I was forced to let it resolve; it likely wasn't going to matter, since at that point he had ~5 cards left in his library. We draw go for a few turns, until, with 1 card left in his deck, he casts a Jace of his own. They both die, and then he casts another, attempting to Fateseal me. I remind him that Pithing Needle is in play naming Jace, and this happens:
It is now turn 66 (Lode)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Lode draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Lode plays Island from Hand
Lode taps Island
Lode taps Island
Lode taps Island
Lode taps Island
Lode plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
<Lode> Ok?
Dr Steve Brule sacrifices Jace, the Mind Sculptor
Lode sacrifices Jace, the Mind Sculptor
Lode taps Island
Lode taps Island
Lode taps Island
Lode taps Island
Lode plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
<Lode> Wait!
<Lode> Ok?
<Dr Steve Brule> Ok
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+3) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 5 (+2) counters.
[B]<Dr Steve Brule> needle
<Lode> only affects yours
<Dr Steve Brule> no
<Lode> not mine
<Dr Steve Brule> read the card
<Lode> i'm a level 3 judge
<Lode> i know how the card works
<Dr Steve Brule> no your not
<Lode> now show me yuour top card
<Dr Steve Brule> you're
<Dr Steve Brule> look at needle
<Lode> yes, your "opponent"
<Dr Steve Brule> "activated abilities of the named card...
<Dr Steve Brule> can't be played
<Dr Steve Brule> unless they're mana abiltities"
<Dr Steve Brule> no specification of player
<Lode> look, are you going to play
<Lode> or are you going to try to cheat your way out
<Lode> a loss
<Lode> show me the card or forfeit
<Dr Steve Brule> so, you're a level 3 judge?
<Lode> ok bye noob, i win
<System> Player Lost[/B]
I felt like I just wasted 30 minutes because of how the game ended. Even if Needle wasn't a symmetrical effect, he wasn't going to win anyway, since he only had one card left in his library (which was the Pithing Needle I fatesealed earlier). Here's a picture of the last scene; I hope you can feel my pain after one of the most elaborate trollings I've ever been a victim of:
why didnt you play daze to return your trop island then play goyf and watch him cry as he top decked needle? then was forced to decked himself or let you take out jace?
Hix360 plays Blue Sun's Zenith from Hand
<Hix360> x=53
StarScream draws 48 cards
<Warning: StarScream's library is empty - can't draw 5 card(s)
<Hix360> gg
StarScream puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
StarScream puts Mountain to Graveyard from Play
StarScream plays Fireblast from Hand
<Hix360> you cant cast anything...
<Hix360> you're already dead
<StarScream> lulz
<Hix360> If you try to draw a card and your deck has 0 cards left, you lose.
<StarScream> masturbation
<System> Player Lost
I guess I should quit whining and let people play with non-Extended legal cards:
JimmyGestapo draws a card
It is now turn 3 (JimmyGestapo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
JimmyGestapo plays Ancient Ziggurat from Hand JimmyGestapo plays Lotus Bloom from Hand
JimmyGestapo plays Lotus Bloom from Hand
Lotus Bloom now has 3 (+3) counters.
<Dr. Steve Brule> extended
Lotus Bloom now has 3 (+3) counters.
JimmyGestapo taps Ancient Ziggurat
JimmyGestapo plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
It is now turn 4 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Dr. Steve Brule> those aren't legal
<JimmyGestapo> End my turn <JimmyGestapo> go @@@@ your mother whining whore <Dr. Steve Brule> ?
<Dr. Steve Brule> they
<System> Player Lost <Dr. Steve Brule> shortened it last year to four blocks
It's a "combo" deck that uses cantrips like Ponder and Brainstorm and tutors like Intuition to find copies of High Tide and Urza's block cards that allow you to untap a bunch of lands like Turnabout and Time Spiral. The deck consists of doing next to nothing first 2 turns then masturbating for 10 minutes on turn 3 or 4 until you can accumulate a very high amount of mana with High Tide and mill them to death with BSZ, stroke of genius was the old one.
MWS is full of idiots, here's one from a short while ago, joined a legacy game to test out variations of an affinity deck.
It is now turn 1 (Busdude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Busdude rolled a 20, using a 20 sided die
Busdude shuffles library
Hanthem rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
Hanthem shuffles library
Hanthem draws 7 cards
Busdude shuffles library
Busdude draws 7 cards
<Hanthem> kp
<Busdude> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Busdude plays Darksteel Citadel from Hand
Busdude plays Mox Opal from Hand
Busdude taps Darksteel Citadel
Busdude plays Signal Pest from Hand
Busdude taps Mox Opal
Busdude plays Springleaf Drum from Hand
Busdude taps Springleaf Drum
Busdude taps Signal Pest
Busdude plays Disciple of the Vault from Hand
<Busdude> End my turn
<Hanthem> mox ban
<Hanthem> lol
<System> Player Lost
I deeply offended someone just now. Not with Acidic Slime, not with Primeval Titan. Something far worse...
(I'm Chazz BTW)
<-------- New Game Started -------->
(S)Mossivo's Security Code: 431EF20E [???]
Chazz's Security Code: 167C18B4 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Chazz)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
Chazz shuffles library
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
Chazz shuffles library
<(S)Mossivo> hi
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
Chazz rolled a 20, using a 20 sided die
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Chazz> play
(S)Mossivo draws 7 cards
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz plays Ornithopter from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> kp
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz plays Wall of Vines from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> Ok
<Chazz> EOT
It is now turn 2 ((S)Mossivo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Celestial Colonnade from Hand
(S)Mossivo taps Celestial Colonnade
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz draws a card
Chazz untaps Forest
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
(S)Mossivo rearranges cards in (S)Mossivo's Hand
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> Ok
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Island from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz draws a card
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo plays Stoneforge Mystic from Hand
(S)Mossivo is looking its Library...
(S)Mossivo puts Sylvok Lifestaff into play from Library
(S)Mossivo puts Sylvok Lifestaff to Hand from Play
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo stops looking its Library...
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
(S)Mossivo reveals a Sylvok Lifestaff
Chazz draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Birds of Paradise
Chazz plays Acidic Slime from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> Ok
<Chazz> on the untapped collonade
(S)Mossivo sacrifices Celestial Colonnade
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Island from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz draws a card
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz plays Ornithopter from Hand
Chazz untaps Birds of Paradise
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazz taps Acidic Slime
(S)Mossivo's life total is now 18 (-2)
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
It is now the Combat Phase, End Of Combat Step
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Chazz> EOT
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Stoneforge Mystic
(S)Mossivo plays Sword of Body and Mind from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Marsh Flats from Hand
(S)Mossivo sacrifices Marsh Flats
(S)Mossivo's life total is now 17 (-1)
(S)Mossivo is looking its Library...
(S)Mossivo puts Plains into play from Library
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo stops looking its Library...
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Plains
(S)Mossivo plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+3) counters.
(S)Mossivo draws a card
(S)Mossivo draws a card
(S)Mossivo draws a card
(S)Mossivo puts a card on top of Library from Hand
(S)Mossivo puts a card on top of Library from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz draws a card
Chazz untaps Acidic Slime
<Chazz> is the sword attached to the mystic?
<Chazz> k
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazz taps Acidic Slime
<(S)Mossivo> ?
<(S)Mossivo> who
<Chazz> jace
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 2 (-1) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 1 (-1) counters.
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
It is now the Combat Phase, End Of Combat Step
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo untaps Island
(S)Mossivo plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo untaps Island
(S)Mossivo untaps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
Sword of Body and Mind is enchanting Stoneforge Mystic now
Stoneforge Mystic is now 3/4
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+2) counters.
Chazz reveals a Fog
<System> Player Lost
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
I'm Vorosh, ricksen is Zur, Siegor is Phelddagrif, and Stalin is Sisters of Stone Death.
ricksen puts Empyrial Armor into play from hand.
It is now the beginning of combat step.
ricksen taps Zur the Enchanter.
ricksen points from ricksen's Zur the Enchanter to Extremist Moderate.
ricksen: ok?
Siegor taps Horizon Canopy.
Siegor sets counter life to 39 (-1).
Siegor plays Condemn from hand.
Siegor points from Siegor's Condemn to ricksen's Zur the Enchanter.
Extremist Moderate: nice
Extremist Moderate: thanks
ricksen: hum
Stalin: =z
Siegor: np
ricksen: when he attacks
Stalin: its not over yet
ricksen: i have to take a enchantment right?
Stalin: yea
ricksen is looking at his library.
ricksen puts Diplomatic Immunity into play from library.
ricksen points from ricksen's Diplomatic Immunity to ricksen's Zur the Enchanter.
ricksen: does this work?
Stalin: lol
Siegor puts Condemn from the stack into graveyard.
Stalin: condem would fizzle
Extremist Moderate: When did Siegor cast Condemn?
ricksen: nice
ricksen stops looking at his library.
ricksen shuffles his library.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 2/5.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 3/6.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 4/7.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 5/8.
Siegor: when he attacked
Stalin: zur attacks
Extremist Moderate: Before the ability resolved?
Stalin: he goes and gets an enchantment
ricksen: i think so too but i am not sure at all
Siegor: yeah, bad timing on my part
Stalin: zur, condem, triggered ability, equip fizzle
It is now the combat damage step.
It is now the end of combat step.
Extremist Moderate: Because if he cast it before the ability resolved, then Condemn would resolve first, followed by Zur's
ricksen: nice
ricksen: so ex would take 5 dmg
Extremist Moderate: But if he cast it after the ability resolves, then Condemn can't target it to begin with, meaning Condemn does back to Sieg's hand
Extremist Moderate: *goes
Stalin: it would fizzle pretty sure
Stalin: since its instant
Siegor: goes in grave since it fizzles
Stalin: selecting a target that becomes shrouded
Extremist Moderate: Not if he cast it in response to the attack before the ability resolves
Extremist Moderate: Then the stack would have Zur's ability on the bottom, with Condemn on the top
Siegor: he attacked, i cast condemn and he fetched immunity
Stalin: "If the original target becomes illegal, then it will fizzle unless there is a way to change the target."
Stalin: zzz
Extremist Moderate: However, Condemn resolves before Zur's ability, meaning by the time he could get Immunity, Zur'a already at the bottom of the library
Extremist Moderate: Because the stack resolves where the last in is the first out
Stalin: just take 5 man
Extremist Moderate: In that case, Siegor gets condemn back to his hand
Stalin: If the original target becomes illegal, then it will fizzle unless there is a way to change the target.
Extremist Moderate: Since it couldn't legally target Zur to begin with
Stalin: if you cast autumn's veil
Stalin: say it gave protection from white
Stalin: after he cast condem
Stalin: condem would fizzle unless there was another target
Stalin: that was attacking
Extremist Moderate: Autumn's Veil is an instant, whereas Zur's ability is triggered. He can't resolve Zur's ability AFTER Condemn is cast
ricksen: but the ability is triggered automatically when he attacks
Extremist Moderate: If Zur's ability was activated, he could have activated it in response to Condemn.
Stalin: when he attacks
Extremist Moderate: Yes, it is triggered when he attacks
Stalin: so it would hit the stack first
Extremist Moderate: However, Siegor cast Condemn in response to the attack, when the ability is still on the stack and not respolved
Extremist Moderate: *resolved
Stalin: ok
Stalin: i really hope
Stalin: a casual edh game
Stalin: doesnt sit here for 3 hours
Stalin: debating on if he should take 5 points of damage
Stalin: or not
Siegor: i play a purple hippo, i just want to have fun
Extremist Moderate: It's just the rules... If I take 5, I'm fine with that, but that means Siegor gets his Condemn back
Stalin: exactly
ricksen:
ricksen: let him get his condemn
ricksen: or i put him aside
Extremist Moderate: I'm fine with that
ricksen: ok then go on
It is now Siegor's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Siegor untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
Siegor draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
Extremist Moderate: We'll just assume that Sieg would have waited until after Zur's ability resolved, in which case Condemn could not have targeted Zur. Which means Condemn never went on the stack, and should still be in Sieg's hand.
Zur really should've been tucked. *eyeroll* Basic rules are basic, people. Casual-ness doesn't change that.
EDIT: BTW, this was early in the game(4th turn), and I was subsequently hit 3 more times by Zur to kill me. The title of the game was "Casual EDH (Mass LD frowned upon)" : /
I'm Vorosh, ricksen is Zur, Siegor is Phelddagrif, and Stalin is Sisters of Stone Death.
ricksen puts Empyrial Armor into play from hand.
It is now the beginning of combat step.
ricksen taps Zur the Enchanter.
ricksen points from ricksen's Zur the Enchanter to Extremist Moderate.
ricksen: ok?
Siegor taps Horizon Canopy.
Siegor sets counter life to 39 (-1).
Siegor plays Condemn from hand.
Siegor points from Siegor's Condemn to ricksen's Zur the Enchanter.
Extremist Moderate: nice
Extremist Moderate: thanks
ricksen: hum
Stalin: =z
Siegor: np
ricksen: when he attacks
Stalin: its not over yet
ricksen: i have to take a enchantment right?
Stalin: yea
ricksen is looking at his library.
ricksen puts Diplomatic Immunity into play from library.
ricksen points from ricksen's Diplomatic Immunity to ricksen's Zur the Enchanter.
ricksen: does this work?
Stalin: lol
Siegor puts Condemn from the stack into graveyard.
Stalin: condem would fizzle
Extremist Moderate: When did Siegor cast Condemn?
ricksen: nice
ricksen stops looking at his library.
ricksen shuffles his library.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 2/5.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 3/6.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 4/7.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 5/8.
Siegor: when he attacked
Stalin: zur attacks
Extremist Moderate: Before the ability resolved?
Stalin: he goes and gets an enchantment
ricksen: i think so too but i am not sure at all
Siegor: yeah, bad timing on my part
Stalin: zur, condem, triggered ability, equip fizzle
It is now the combat damage step.
It is now the end of combat step.
Extremist Moderate: Because if he cast it before the ability resolved, then Condemn would resolve first, followed by Zur's
ricksen: nice
ricksen: so ex would take 5 dmg
Extremist Moderate: But if he cast it after the ability resolves, then Condemn can't target it to begin with, meaning Condemn does back to Sieg's hand
Extremist Moderate: *goes
Stalin: it would fizzle pretty sure
Stalin: since its instant
Siegor: goes in grave since it fizzles
Stalin: selecting a target that becomes shrouded
Extremist Moderate: Not if he cast it in response to the attack before the ability resolves
Extremist Moderate: Then the stack would have Zur's ability on the bottom, with Condemn on the top
Siegor: he attacked, i cast condemn and he fetched immunity
Stalin: "If the original target becomes illegal, then it will fizzle unless there is a way to change the target."
Stalin: zzz
Extremist Moderate: However, Condemn resolves before Zur's ability, meaning by the time he could get Immunity, Zur'a already at the bottom of the library
Extremist Moderate: Because the stack resolves where the last in is the first out
Stalin: just take 5 man
Extremist Moderate: In that case, Siegor gets condemn back to his hand
Stalin: If the original target becomes illegal, then it will fizzle unless there is a way to change the target.
Extremist Moderate: Since it couldn't legally target Zur to begin with
Stalin: if you cast autumn's veil
Stalin: say it gave protection from white
Stalin: after he cast condem
Stalin: condem would fizzle unless there was another target
Stalin: that was attacking
Extremist Moderate: Autumn's Veil is an instant, whereas Zur's ability is triggered. He can't resolve Zur's ability AFTER Condemn is cast
ricksen: but the ability is triggered automatically when he attacks
Extremist Moderate: If Zur's ability was activated, he could have activated it in response to Condemn.
Stalin: when he attacks
Extremist Moderate: Yes, it is triggered when he attacks
Stalin: so it would hit the stack first
Extremist Moderate: However, Siegor cast Condemn in response to the attack, when the ability is still on the stack and not respolved
Extremist Moderate: *resolved
Stalin: ok
Stalin: i really hope
Stalin: a casual edh game
Stalin: doesnt sit here for 3 hours
Stalin: debating on if he should take 5 points of damage
Stalin: or not
Siegor: i play a purple hippo, i just want to have fun
Extremist Moderate: It's just the rules... If I take 5, I'm fine with that, but that means Siegor gets his Condemn back
Stalin: exactly
ricksen:
ricksen: let him get his condemn
ricksen: or i put him aside
Extremist Moderate: I'm fine with that
ricksen: ok then go on
It is now Siegor's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Siegor untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
Siegor draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
Extremist Moderate: We'll just assume that Sieg would have waited until after Zur's ability resolved, in which case Condemn could not have targeted Zur. Which means Condemn never went on the stack, and should still be in Sieg's hand.
Zur really should've been tucked. *eyeroll* Basic rules are basic, people. Casual-ness doesn't change that.
EDIT: BTW, this was early in the game(4th turn), and I was subsequently hit 3 more times by Zur to kill me. The title of the game was "Casual EDH (Mass LD frowned upon)" : /
There's a reason why you have a main chat window on Cockatrice. You should have told in the main chat what happened so people can clear things up. People ask rules questions there all the time, and the best part is that anyone can join in the game to spectate and see what's going on. It's one of the reasons Cockatrice is infinitely better than MWS.
An irritating, yet fairly run-of-the-mill experience on MWS:
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Dr. Steve Brule's Security Code: 2E0AE02B [Type 1.5]
jimmycrackcorn's Security Code: CC46168B [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Dr. Steve Brule> hi
Dr. Steve Brule rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
Dr. Steve Brule shuffles library
jimmycrackcorn rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
It is now turn 2 (jimmycrackcorn)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 3 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
jimmycrackcorn draws 7 cards
<Dr. Steve Brule> p
Dr. Steve Brule shuffles library
Dr. Steve Brule draws 7 cards
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
<jimmycrackcorn> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Dr. Steve Brule> kp
Dr. Steve Brule plays Volcanic Island from Hand
<Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
jimmycrackcorn draws a card
jimmycrackcorn plays Ancient Tomb from Hand
jimmycrackcorn taps Ancient Tomb jimmycrackcorn plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule plays Spell Snare from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule taps Volcanic Island
jimmycrackcorn's life total is now 18 (-2)
jimmycrackcorn sacrifices Chalice of the Void
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Spell Snare <jimmycrackcorn> no
<Dr. Steve Brule> yessir
jimmycrackcorn puts Chalice of the Void into play from Graveyard <Dr. Steve Brule> cmc=2
<jimmycrackcorn> it has no converted mana cost
<Dr. Steve Brule> while its in play, yes
<jimmycrackcorn> x means no converted mana cost
<Dr. Steve Brule> while its on the stack
<jimmycrackcorn> even when casting
<Dr. Steve Brule> one moment please
<jimmycrackcorn> dude learn how to play magic noob
<System> Player Lost
EDIT: BTW, this was early in the game(4th turn), and I was subsequently hit 3 more times by Zur to kill me. The title of the game was "Casual EDH (Mass LD frowned upon)" : /
I hate it when people won't obey the rules because it "takes too long." The "it's only five damage" argument is BS.
Diplomatic Immunity resolving is game for zur. Game. It's enough to buy them a turn to go get vanishing, unless someone Hallowed Burial's right-the-frick-then. Once vanishing is on, it's over.
Spending a minute in a casual game to... oh, I don't know, learn the stack, is a pretty good investment of someone's time.
To be fair, the Group Hug player had a good point. He's playing Pheldagrif, therefore not playing magic, therefore the whole rules debate is irrelevant to him.
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I'll be sad if people don't start calling The Chain Veil "Fleetwood Mac."
Hopefully nothing has changed after several months:
<bouiboui> gg
<Elvish Plumber> Ok
<Elvish Plumber> g2
<Elvish Plumber> sb
<bouiboui> i cant beat such a bad deck
<Elvish Plumber>
<bouiboui> no your deck is ☺☺☺☺
<Elvish Plumber> you bet you cant
<System> Player Lost
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Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics, and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.
Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
He mulls to five, plays first, plays thoughtsieze turn one off an underground sea and then scoops. Fastest win I've ever had.
BadlandsYamane draws 7 cards
Centroid draws 7 cards BadlandsYamane takes a mulligan
<Centroid> kp BadlandsYamane takes a mulligan
<BadlandsYamane> kp
It is now turn 2 (BadlandsYamane)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
BadlandsYamane plays Underground Sea from Hand
BadlandsYamane taps Underground Sea BadlandsYamane plays Thoughtseize from Hand
Centroid reveals a Mountain
Centroid reveals a Magma Jet
Centroid reveals a Sulfuric Vortex
Centroid reveals a Hellspark Elemental
Centroid reveals a Volcanic Fallout
Centroid reveals a Fireblast
Centroid reveals a Mountain <System> Player Lost
<New Game: waiting for opponent>
Almost Me shuffles library
<Almost Me> Minecraft: LEGO meets WoW!
Almost Me draws 0 cards
d5rk4 shuffles library
<d5rk4> I am not ready.
d5rk4 draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
d5rk4's Security Code: 9F7DDE31 [Type 2]
Almost Me's Security Code: 02C48FDA [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Almost Me)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Almost Me> Hi
Almost Me shuffles library
Almost Me shuffles library
Almost Me shuffles library
Almost Me rolled a 5, using a 20 sided die
<Almost Me> :C
<Almost Me> bad roll ftl
<d5rk4> ok
d5rk4 rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
d5rk4 draws 7 cards
<Almost Me> oh wow
<Almost Me> ip
Almost Me shuffles library
Almost Me draws 7 cards
<Almost Me> kp
Almost Me plays Island from Hand
Almost Me taps Island
Almost Me plays Kraken Hatchling from Hand
<d5rk4> wait
<Almost Me> End my turn
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
<d5rk4> wait
Almost Me puts Kraken Hatchling to Hand from Play
<d5rk4> omg
Almost Me puts Island to Hand from Play
<d5rk4> well thats game and u know
<Almost Me> huh?
<System> Player Lost
The entirety of my time playing against this person.
Well, you did ignore the rules for starting a game.
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
oh wow. I made someone ragequit with this flawless EDH start. i'm SpadR, btw.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Brno's Security Code: 212FDAA0 [???]
spadR's Security Code: A2C294A3 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Brno)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Brno> hi
Brno rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
<spadR> sup
spadR's life total is now 30 (+10)
Brno is looking its Sideboard...
spadR's life total is now 39 (+9)
spadR's life total is now 40 (+1)
Brno puts Vorosh, the Hunter into play from Sideboard
Brno stops looking its Sideboard...
spadR is looking its Sideboard...
Brno's life total is now 30 (+10)
spadR puts Momir Vig, Simic Visionary into play from Sideboard
Brno's life total is now 40 (+10)
spadR stops looking its Sideboard...
spadR shuffles library
Brno shuffles library
Brno shuffles library
spadR rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
<Brno> so ?
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
spadR draws 7 cards
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
<spadR> ip
<spadR> sry
<spadR> Thinking
<Brno> go
spadR plays a facedown card from Hand
spadR plays a facedown card from Hand
spadR plays a facedown card from Hand
spadR draws a card
spadR draws a card
spadR puts a facedown card on bottom of Library from Play
spadR puts a facedown card on bottom of Library from Play
spadR puts a facedown card on bottom of Library from Play
spadR shuffles library
spadR plays Yavimaya Coast from Hand
<spadR> End my turn
Brno draws a card
Brno plays Llanowar Wastes from Hand
Brno taps Llanowar Wastes
Brno plays Terrarion from Hand
<Brno> End my turn
Brno taps Terrarion
It is now turn 2 (spadR)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
spadR untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
spadR draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
spadR plays Misty Rainforest from Hand
<spadR> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Brno)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Brno untaps his/her permanents
Brno draws a card
<Brno> Thinking
Brno plays Swamp from Hand
Brno taps Llanowar Wastes
Brno taps Swamp
Brno plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
<Brno> ok ?
spadR taps Misty Rainforest
spadR's life total is now 39 (-1)
spadR puts Misty Rainforest to Graveyard from Play
spadR is looking its Library...
spadR puts Snow-Covered Island into play from Library
spadR shuffles library
spadR stops looking its Library...
spadR taps Yavimaya Coast
spadR taps Snow-Covered Island
spadR's life total is now 38 (-1)
spadR plays Mana Drain from Hand
Brno puts Demonic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
spadR puts Mana Drain to Graveyard from Play
<Brno> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (spadR)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
spadR untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
spadR draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
spadR plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
spadR taps Yavimaya Coast
spadR taps Snow-Covered Island
spadR taps Snow-Covered Island
spadR plays Bribery from Hand
<System> Player Lost
It's been a while since I've had something good enough to actually post in here. This guy definitely got a slap in the face by karma after blatantly cheating.
It is now turn 5 (Paperclips)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Paperclips untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Hand from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below into play from Library
Paperclips puts Narcomoeba into play from Library
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine into play from Library
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Putrid Imp to RFG from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> ???
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> you missed ichorid
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
<Paperclips> End my turn
<Hix360> ichorid is in your graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> so is imp
Paperclips puts a 2/2 Zombie token into play
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> stop
<Paperclips> bro
<Paperclips> do you want to test your deck
<Paperclips> or ☺☺☺☺ing play like alittle douchebag
<Hix360> you did not use ichorid until after you dredged, which is the complete wrong step
It is now turn 6 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Paperclips> save it for something that matters
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> ok, I'll just win then
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Chalice of the Void
Hix360 reveals a Kuldotha Forgemaster
Hix360 reveals a Seat of the Synod
Hix360 taps Voltaic Key
Hix360 untaps Metalworker
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 taps City of Traitors
Hix360 puts City of Traitors to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 taps Seat of the Synod
Hix360 plays Fabricate from Hand
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination to Hand from Play
Hix360 puts Fabricate to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Staff of Domination from Hand
<Hix360> infinite mana
<Hix360> infinite life
<Hix360> tap all your guys, blightsteel, lightning greaves, gg
<Paperclips> hmm
<Paperclips> your still a noob
<Paperclips> because metalworker is banned
<System> Player Lost
<Hix360> no its not
I was playing that new Hypergenesis build with the green and white Chancellors from NPH, and I ran into someone who was very stubborn and ignorant of the card:
<Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Bayou from Hand
Gemstone Mine now has 3 (+3) counters.
Player taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Player taps Bayou
Player plays Dark Confidant from Hand
Player taps Wasteland (targeting my Mine) <Dr. Steve Brule> resp
Dr. Steve Brule taps Gemstone Mine
Dr. Steve Brule taps City of Brass
Dr. Steve Brule's life total is now 18 (-1)
Dr. Steve Brule puts Elvish Spirit Guide to RFG from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule plays Violent Outburst from Hand
-skip the cascade flipping
Dr. Steve Brule puts Hypergenesis into play from Library
-skip putting all cards on bottom
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Dr. Steve Brule> done
<Player> only one
<Dr. Steve Brule> no
<Dr. Steve Brule> rtfc
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Gemstone Mine <Player> why be 2?
<Dr. Steve Brule> did you actually read the card? <Player> hypergenesis
<Player> you do
<Dr. Steve Brule> yessir
<Player> if i dont do nothing
<Player> you can do only one card
<Dr. Steve Brule> "repeat this process until no one puts a card into play"
<Player> no repeat if i do too
<Player> you do
<Dr. Steve Brule> reading comprehension man
<Dr. Steve Brule> wait one moment
<Player> ok..
<Player> i have sure about this
<Player> i dont do nothing
<Player> stop efect
<Dr. Steve Brule> you "have" sure about this
<Player> yes
<Player> you firt
<Player> you first
<Dr. Steve Brule> In a game of N players, the process ends when all N players in sequence (starting with you) choose not to put a card onto the battlefield. It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield. If a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield but the process continues, that player may put a card onto the battlefield the next time the process gets around to him or her.
<Dr. Steve Brule> gatherer ruling
<Player> yes...understand
Dr. Steve Brule puts Chancellor of the Annex to Hand from Play
Dr. Steve Brule puts Chancellor of the Annex to Hand from Play
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Player> but i do nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> your turn
<Dr. Steve Brule> ok
<Player> now stop in me
<Dr. Steve Brule> my turn again
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Player> no stop efect
<Dr. Steve Brule> OH MY GOD
<Dr. Steve Brule> look at the ruling
<Dr. Steve Brule> i just posted
<Dr. Steve Brule> look, ill post it again
<Player> stop when some dont do nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> In a game of N players, the process ends when all N players in sequence (starting with you) choose not to put a card onto the battlefield. It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield. If a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield but the process continues, that player may put a card onto the battlefield the next time the process gets around to him or her.
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> i'm a player that dont put card
<Dr. Steve Brule> again, i will post the key wording
<Player> repat this process until one puts card into play
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> in this case
<Player> i!!!!
<Player> i dont put nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> now stop
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> read hypegeneses
<Dr. Steve Brule> i know what the card does
<Dr. Steve Brule> you do not
<Player> i have sure man!
<Dr. Steve Brule> you have sure alright
<Player> ok bye
<Player> noob
<System> Player Lost
EDIT: The very next match I played on MWS had someone attempt to Qasali Pridemage my suspended Hypergenesis game one, then try to put in a Path to Exile as one of his/her Hypergenesis cards game two. I am actually losing faith in humanity because of MWS.
I was playing that new Hypergenesis build with the green and white Chancellors from NPH, and I ran into someone who was very stubborn and ignorant of the card:
<Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Bayou from Hand
Gemstone Mine now has 3 (+3) counters.
Player taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Player taps Bayou
Player plays Dark Confidant from Hand
Player taps Wasteland (targeting my Mine) <Dr. Steve Brule> resp
Dr. Steve Brule taps Gemstone Mine
Dr. Steve Brule taps City of Brass
Dr. Steve Brule's life total is now 18 (-1)
Dr. Steve Brule puts Elvish Spirit Guide to RFG from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule plays Violent Outburst from Hand
-skip the cascade flipping
Dr. Steve Brule puts Hypergenesis into play from Library
-skip putting all cards on bottom
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Dr. Steve Brule> done
<Player> only one
<Dr. Steve Brule> no
<Dr. Steve Brule> rtfc
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Gemstone Mine <Player> why be 2?
<Dr. Steve Brule> did you actually read the card? <Player> hypergenesis
<Player> you do
<Dr. Steve Brule> yessir
<Player> if i dont do nothing
<Player> you can do only one card
<Dr. Steve Brule> "repeat this process until no one puts a card into play"
<Player> no repeat if i do too
<Player> you do
<Dr. Steve Brule> reading comprehension man
<Dr. Steve Brule> wait one moment
<Player> ok..
<Player> i have sure about this
<Player> i dont do nothing
<Player> stop efect
<Dr. Steve Brule> you "have" sure about this
<Player> yes
<Player> you firt
<Player> you first
<Dr. Steve Brule> In a game of N players, the process ends when all N players in sequence (starting with you) choose not to put a card onto the battlefield. It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield. If a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield but the process continues, that player may put a card onto the battlefield the next time the process gets around to him or her.
<Dr. Steve Brule> gatherer ruling
<Player> yes...understand
Dr. Steve Brule puts Chancellor of the Annex to Hand from Play
Dr. Steve Brule puts Chancellor of the Annex to Hand from Play
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Player> but i do nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> your turn
<Dr. Steve Brule> ok
<Player> now stop in me
<Dr. Steve Brule> my turn again
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand <Player> no stop efect
<Dr. Steve Brule> OH MY GOD
<Dr. Steve Brule> look at the ruling
<Dr. Steve Brule> i just posted
<Dr. Steve Brule> look, ill post it again
<Player> stop when some dont do nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> In a game of N players, the process ends when all N players in sequence (starting with you) choose not to put a card onto the battlefield. It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield. If a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield but the process continues, that player may put a card onto the battlefield the next time the process gets around to him or her.
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> i'm a player that dont put card
<Dr. Steve Brule> again, i will post the key wording
<Player> repat this process until one puts card into play
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> in this case
<Player> i!!!!
<Player> i dont put nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> now stop
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> read hypegeneses
<Dr. Steve Brule> i know what the card does
<Dr. Steve Brule> you do not
<Player> i have sure man!
<Dr. Steve Brule> you have sure alright
<Player> ok bye
<Player> noob
<System> Player Lost
EDIT: The very next match I played on MWS had someone attempt to Qasali Pridemage my suspended Hypergenesis game one, then try to put in a Path to Exile as one of his/her Hypergenesis cards game two. I am actually losing faith in humanity because of MWS.
Do what I do. Start tracking IP's.
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
installed mws on a new computer so I connected as Player, and hence met this funny guy:
<-------- New Game Started -------->
busdude's Security Code: B042C211 [Type 2]
Player's Security Code: 4902CD2B [???]
It is now turn 1 (busdude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player shuffles library
Player shuffles library
busdude puts a 0/0 you know token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 that players token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 with name token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 'Player' are token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 Slow Mage token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 Loser token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 random deck token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 poison token into play
busdude puts a 0/1 noob! token into play
Player is now the controller of you know
Player is now the controller of that players
Player is now the controller of with name
Player is now the controller of 'Player' are
Player is now the controller of ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Player is now the controller of Slow Mage
Player is now the controller of Loser
Player is now the controller of random deck
Player is now the controller of poison
Player is now the controller of noob!
<busdude> Ok?
<Player> so funny lol
<busdude> Ok
<busdude> bye noob
<System> Player Lost
I managed to bore someone to death earlier. I was using a Mortarpod/Puresteel Paladin/ Veteran Armorer/Rhys the Redeemed deck.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Chazza's Security Code: ADD4BB52 [Type 1.5]
marf's Security Code: 5DF23C87 [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<marf> hi
<Chazza> hi
marf shuffles library
Chazza rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
marf rolled a 6, using a 20 sided die
Chazza shuffles library
marf draws 7 cards
Chazza shuffles library
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
marf takes a mulligan
marf plays Island from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Plains from Hand
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Rhys the Redeemed from Hand
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Mountain from Hand
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Veteran Armorer from Hand
<Chazza> Ok?
<marf> ok
Rhys the Redeemed is now 1/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
marf's life total is now 19 (-1)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 4 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf plays Cephalid Looter from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Jungle Shrine from Hand
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Mortarpod from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 0/1
germ is now 0/2
<Chazza> ill sac the germ
marf puts Cephalid Looter to Graveyard from Play
Chazza destroys token germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza taps Veteran Armorer
marf's life total is now 16 (-3)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 6 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Plains from Hand
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf plays Valor from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza draws a card
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Veteran Armorer
Chazza plays Vivid Meadow from Hand
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Sickleslicer from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 2/3
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 8 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Beloved Chaplain from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Mountain from Hand
<Chazza> Thinking
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Batterskull from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 3/3
germ is now 4/4
germ is now 4/5
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 10 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Beloved Chaplain from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Veteran Armorer
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Mortarpod
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Mountain from Hand
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Batterskull from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 3/3
germ is now 4/4
germ is now 4/5
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 11 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 12 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Life Burst from Hand
marf's life total is now 20 (+4)
marf puts Life Burst to Graveyard from Play
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Plains from Hand
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza plays Sickleslicer from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 2/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Batterskull
Chazza taps Batterskull
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
<Chazza> Ok
marf's life total is now 18 (-2)
Chazza untaps Batterskull
Chazza untaps Batterskull
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 13 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 14 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Wonder from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Mortarpod
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Flayer Husk from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 1/2
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 0/1
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
<Chazza> Ok
marf's life total is now 14 (-4)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 16 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Veteran Armorer
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Mortarpod
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Batterskull
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Batterskull
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Flayer Husk
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Vivid Meadow from Hand
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
marf's life total is now 10 (-4)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 18 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Plains
marf taps Island
marf plays Life Burst from Hand
marf's life total is now 18 (+8)
marf puts Life Burst to Graveyard from Play
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza draws a card
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Batterskull from Hand
Chazza duplicates germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
marf's life total is now 14 (-4)
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza puts a 1/1 elf token into play
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 19 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 20 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Plains from Hand
marf taps Plains
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Opal Titan from Hand
<Chazza> cool
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza draws a card
Vivid Meadow now has 2 (+2) counters.
Vivid Meadow now has 2 (+2) counters.
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Veteran Armorer from Hand
Veteran Armorer is now 2/3
Veteran Armorer is now 2/3
Rhys the Redeemed is now 1/3
elf is now 1/2
elf is now 1/3
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 2/4
germ is now 4/6
germ is now 4/6
germ is now 2/4
germ is now 1/3
germ is now 4/6
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
<Chazza> i realised there were more than there should have been
<marf> Ok
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza duplicates elf
<Chazza> this is gonna get messy
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
<System> Player Lost
I have it on good authority that the Phyrexians are going to win. However, Venser is then going to teleport the whole of New Phyrexia inside the Zendikar Hedrons, leaving the Phyrexians and Eldrazi trapped in an eternal struggle of the mechanics that nobody likes.
The next set will feature both infect and annihilator, and be called Maro'sWetDreamia. It will also feature a new Jace, to ensure that it sells well.
It's about time a "nice" log was posted in here. lol
<-------- New Game Started -------->
IWASHI's Security Code: 06FB21F9/sb [Type 1.5]
Hix360's Security Code: E94B694A/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 shuffles library
IWASHI shuffles library
It is now turn 2 (IWASHI)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
IWASHI draws 7 cards
Hix360 draws 7 cards
IWASHI takes a mulligan
<Hix360> Keep
<IWASHI> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
IWASHI plays Bayou from Hand
IWASHI puts Bayou to Hand from Play
IWASHI plays Marsh Flats from Hand
IWASHI's life total is now 19 (-1)
IWASHI puts Marsh Flats to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Hand
IWASHI is looking its Library...
IWASHI puts Swamp into play from Library
IWASHI shuffles library
IWASHI stops looking its Library...
IWASHI taps Swamp
IWASHI plays Putrid Imp from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
IWASHI plays Grave Titan from Hand
IWASHI plays Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur from Hand
IWASHI puts Grave Titan to Graveyard from Play
IWASHI puts Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<IWASHI> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 plays Lotus Petal from Hand
Hix360 plays Goblin Welder from Hand
<IWASHI> Ok
Hix360 puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Tormod's Crypt from Hand
<Hix360> gg?
<IWASHI> oh
<IWASHI> nice
<IWASHI> gg
<Hix360> lol
<Hix360> gg
<System> Player Lost
If you don't see it...The guy is playing Reanimator...I go turn 1 welder & tormod's crypt...They can never reanimate things, barring necromancy shenanigans.
Playing EDH, Momir Vig vs. his Kaalia of the Vast build. I get Mystic Snake out with Crystal Shard in play. He ragequits after I Gilded Drake+Crystal Shard his general while he's tapped out.
It is now turn 16 (Maga)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Maga untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Maga draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Maga plays Swamp from Hand
Maga taps Plains
Maga taps Swamp
Maga taps Forgotten Cave
Maga taps Plains
Maga taps Mountain
Maga taps Swamp (casts general for the second time from command zone)
Dr. Steve Brule taps Island
Dr. Steve Brule taps Crystal Shard (targeting my Mystic Snake)
Maga taps Barren Moor
<Dr. Steve Brule> Ok?
Maga taps Command Tower
Maga plays Terminate from Hand (targeting Snake)
<Dr. Steve Brule> Thinking
Dr. Steve Brule taps Tropical Island
Dr. Steve Brule taps Forest
Dr. Steve Brule taps Island Dr. Steve Brule plays Voidslime from Hand
Maga sacrifices Terminate
Dr. Steve Brule puts Mystic Snake to Hand from Play
<Dr. Steve Brule> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Voidslime
<Maga> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Dr. Steve Brule untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Dr. Steve Brule draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Dr. Steve Brule taps Island
Dr. Steve Brule taps Riptide Laboratory Dr. Steve Brule plays Gilded Drake from Hand
<Maga> it's like your whole deck is designed to bore your opponent to death
Maga is now the controller of Gilded Drake
<Dr. Steve Brule> lol
<Maga> have fun playing solitaire
<System> Player Lost
<Dr. Steve Brule> feelin salty
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"I don't expect any fair" simply meant that he didn't expect any favors, and I do think that you reacted rudely when he tried to explain what he meant.
*Darn language barriers.
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
why didnt you play daze to return your trop island then play goyf and watch him cry as he top decked needle? then was forced to decked himself or let you take out jace?
So it's covered in an exoskeletal bone armor with several extra limbs, holding a sword and a hammer, and wearing a spiked collar?
That would be one freaky looking hawk, lol.
Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
It is now turn 3 (JimmyGestapo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
JimmyGestapo plays Ancient Ziggurat from Hand
JimmyGestapo plays Lotus Bloom from Hand
JimmyGestapo plays Lotus Bloom from Hand
Lotus Bloom now has 3 (+3) counters.
<Dr. Steve Brule> extended
Lotus Bloom now has 3 (+3) counters.
JimmyGestapo taps Ancient Ziggurat
JimmyGestapo plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
It is now turn 4 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Dr. Steve Brule> those aren't legal
<JimmyGestapo> End my turn
<JimmyGestapo> go @@@@ your mother whining whore
<Dr. Steve Brule> ?
<Dr. Steve Brule> they
<System> Player Lost
<Dr. Steve Brule> shortened it last year to four blocks
Out of curiosity, how did you get a BSZ for 53?
Draft it on Cubetutor!
It's a "combo" deck that uses cantrips like Ponder and Brainstorm and tutors like Intuition to find copies of High Tide and Urza's block cards that allow you to untap a bunch of lands like Turnabout and Time Spiral. The deck consists of doing next to nothing first 2 turns then masturbating for 10 minutes on turn 3 or 4 until you can accumulate a very high amount of mana with High Tide and mill them to death with BSZ, stroke of genius was the old one.
MWS is full of idiots, here's one from a short while ago, joined a legacy game to test out variations of an affinity deck.
(I'm Chazz BTW)
(S)Mossivo's Security Code: 431EF20E [???]
Chazz's Security Code: 167C18B4 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Chazz)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
Chazz shuffles library
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
Chazz shuffles library
<(S)Mossivo> hi
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
Chazz rolled a 20, using a 20 sided die
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Chazz> play
(S)Mossivo draws 7 cards
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz draws a card
Chazz plays Ornithopter from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> kp
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz plays Wall of Vines from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> Ok
<Chazz> EOT
It is now turn 2 ((S)Mossivo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Celestial Colonnade from Hand
(S)Mossivo taps Celestial Colonnade
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz draws a card
Chazz untaps Forest
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
(S)Mossivo rearranges cards in (S)Mossivo's Hand
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> Ok
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Island from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz draws a card
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo plays Stoneforge Mystic from Hand
(S)Mossivo is looking its Library...
(S)Mossivo puts Sylvok Lifestaff into play from Library
(S)Mossivo puts Sylvok Lifestaff to Hand from Play
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo stops looking its Library...
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
(S)Mossivo reveals a Sylvok Lifestaff
Chazz draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Chazz plays Forest from Hand
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Forest
Chazz taps Birds of Paradise
Chazz plays Acidic Slime from Hand
<(S)Mossivo> Ok
<Chazz> on the untapped collonade
(S)Mossivo sacrifices Celestial Colonnade
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Island from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz draws a card
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz untaps Forest
Chazz plays Ornithopter from Hand
Chazz untaps Birds of Paradise
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazz taps Acidic Slime
(S)Mossivo's life total is now 18 (-2)
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
It is now the Combat Phase, End Of Combat Step
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Chazz> EOT
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Stoneforge Mystic
(S)Mossivo plays Sword of Body and Mind from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo plays Marsh Flats from Hand
(S)Mossivo sacrifices Marsh Flats
(S)Mossivo's life total is now 17 (-1)
(S)Mossivo is looking its Library...
(S)Mossivo puts Plains into play from Library
(S)Mossivo shuffles library
(S)Mossivo stops looking its Library...
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Plains
(S)Mossivo plays Jace, the Mind Sculptor from Hand
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+3) counters.
(S)Mossivo draws a card
(S)Mossivo draws a card
(S)Mossivo draws a card
(S)Mossivo puts a card on top of Library from Hand
(S)Mossivo puts a card on top of Library from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<(S)Mossivo> End my turn
Chazz draws a card
Chazz untaps Acidic Slime
<Chazz> is the sword attached to the mystic?
<Chazz> k
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazz taps Acidic Slime
<(S)Mossivo> ?
<(S)Mossivo> who
<Chazz> jace
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 2 (-1) counters.
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 1 (-1) counters.
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
It is now the Combat Phase, End Of Combat Step
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Chazz> EOT
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
(S)Mossivo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
(S)Mossivo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo untaps Island
(S)Mossivo plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Island
(S)Mossivo untaps Island
(S)Mossivo untaps Island
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
(S)Mossivo taps Glacial Fortress
Sword of Body and Mind is enchanting Stoneforge Mystic now
Stoneforge Mystic is now 3/4
Jace, the Mind Sculptor now has 3 (+2) counters.
Chazz reveals a Fog
<System> Player Lost
I'm Vorosh, ricksen is Zur, Siegor is Phelddagrif, and Stalin is Sisters of Stone Death.
It is now the beginning of combat step.
ricksen taps Zur the Enchanter.
ricksen points from ricksen's Zur the Enchanter to Extremist Moderate.
ricksen: ok?
Siegor taps Horizon Canopy.
Siegor sets counter life to 39 (-1).
Siegor plays Condemn from hand.
Siegor points from Siegor's Condemn to ricksen's Zur the Enchanter.
Extremist Moderate: nice
Extremist Moderate: thanks
ricksen: hum
Stalin: =z
Siegor: np
ricksen: when he attacks
Stalin: its not over yet
ricksen: i have to take a enchantment right?
Stalin: yea
ricksen is looking at his library.
ricksen puts Diplomatic Immunity into play from library.
ricksen points from ricksen's Diplomatic Immunity to ricksen's Zur the Enchanter.
ricksen: does this work?
Stalin: lol
Siegor puts Condemn from the stack into graveyard.
Stalin: condem would fizzle
Extremist Moderate: When did Siegor cast Condemn?
ricksen: nice
ricksen stops looking at his library.
ricksen shuffles his library.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 2/5.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 3/6.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 4/7.
ricksen sets PT of Zur the Enchanter to 5/8.
Siegor: when he attacked
Stalin: zur attacks
Extremist Moderate: Before the ability resolved?
Stalin: he goes and gets an enchantment
ricksen: i think so too but i am not sure at all
Siegor: yeah, bad timing on my part
Stalin: zur, condem, triggered ability, equip fizzle
It is now the combat damage step.
It is now the end of combat step.
Extremist Moderate: Because if he cast it before the ability resolved, then Condemn would resolve first, followed by Zur's
ricksen: nice
ricksen: so ex would take 5 dmg
Extremist Moderate: But if he cast it after the ability resolves, then Condemn can't target it to begin with, meaning Condemn does back to Sieg's hand
Extremist Moderate: *goes
Stalin: it would fizzle pretty sure
Stalin: since its instant
Siegor: goes in grave since it fizzles
Stalin: selecting a target that becomes shrouded
Extremist Moderate: Not if he cast it in response to the attack before the ability resolves
Extremist Moderate: Then the stack would have Zur's ability on the bottom, with Condemn on the top
Siegor: he attacked, i cast condemn and he fetched immunity
Stalin: "If the original target becomes illegal, then it will fizzle unless there is a way to change the target."
Stalin: zzz
Extremist Moderate: However, Condemn resolves before Zur's ability, meaning by the time he could get Immunity, Zur'a already at the bottom of the library
Extremist Moderate: Because the stack resolves where the last in is the first out
Stalin: just take 5 man
Extremist Moderate: In that case, Siegor gets condemn back to his hand
Stalin: If the original target becomes illegal, then it will fizzle unless there is a way to change the target.
Extremist Moderate: Since it couldn't legally target Zur to begin with
Stalin: if you cast autumn's veil
Stalin: say it gave protection from white
Stalin: after he cast condem
Stalin: condem would fizzle unless there was another target
Stalin: that was attacking
Extremist Moderate: Autumn's Veil is an instant, whereas Zur's ability is triggered. He can't resolve Zur's ability AFTER Condemn is cast
ricksen: but the ability is triggered automatically when he attacks
Extremist Moderate: If Zur's ability was activated, he could have activated it in response to Condemn.
Stalin: when he attacks
Extremist Moderate: Yes, it is triggered when he attacks
Stalin: so it would hit the stack first
Extremist Moderate: However, Siegor cast Condemn in response to the attack, when the ability is still on the stack and not respolved
Extremist Moderate: *resolved
Stalin: ok
Stalin: i really hope
Stalin: a casual edh game
Stalin: doesnt sit here for 3 hours
Stalin: debating on if he should take 5 points of damage
Stalin: or not
Siegor: i play a purple hippo, i just want to have fun
Extremist Moderate: It's just the rules... If I take 5, I'm fine with that, but that means Siegor gets his Condemn back
Stalin: exactly
ricksen:
ricksen: let him get his condemn
ricksen: or i put him aside
Extremist Moderate: I'm fine with that
ricksen: ok then go on
It is now Siegor's turn.
It is now the untap step.
Siegor untaps his permanents.
It is now the upkeep step.
It is now the draw step.
Siegor draws 1 card(s).
It is now the first main phase.
Extremist Moderate: We'll just assume that Sieg would have waited until after Zur's ability resolved, in which case Condemn could not have targeted Zur. Which means Condemn never went on the stack, and should still be in Sieg's hand.
Zur really should've been tucked. *eyeroll* Basic rules are basic, people. Casual-ness doesn't change that.
EDIT: BTW, this was early in the game(4th turn), and I was subsequently hit 3 more times by Zur to kill me. The title of the game was "Casual EDH (Mass LD frowned upon)" : /
There's a reason why you have a main chat window on Cockatrice. You should have told in the main chat what happened so people can clear things up. People ask rules questions there all the time, and the best part is that anyone can join in the game to spectate and see what's going on. It's one of the reasons Cockatrice is infinitely better than MWS.
Dr. Steve Brule's Security Code: 2E0AE02B [Type 1.5]
jimmycrackcorn's Security Code: CC46168B [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Dr. Steve Brule> hi
Dr. Steve Brule rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
Dr. Steve Brule shuffles library
jimmycrackcorn rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
It is now turn 2 (jimmycrackcorn)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 3 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
jimmycrackcorn draws 7 cards
<Dr. Steve Brule> p
Dr. Steve Brule shuffles library
Dr. Steve Brule draws 7 cards
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
<jimmycrackcorn> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Dr. Steve Brule> kp
Dr. Steve Brule plays Volcanic Island from Hand
<Dr. Steve Brule> End my turn
jimmycrackcorn draws a card
jimmycrackcorn plays Ancient Tomb from Hand
jimmycrackcorn taps Ancient Tomb
jimmycrackcorn plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule plays Spell Snare from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule taps Volcanic Island
jimmycrackcorn's life total is now 18 (-2)
jimmycrackcorn sacrifices Chalice of the Void
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Spell Snare
<jimmycrackcorn> no
<Dr. Steve Brule> yessir
jimmycrackcorn puts Chalice of the Void into play from Graveyard
<Dr. Steve Brule> cmc=2
<jimmycrackcorn> it has no converted mana cost
<Dr. Steve Brule> while its in play, yes
<jimmycrackcorn> x means no converted mana cost
<Dr. Steve Brule> while its on the stack
<jimmycrackcorn> even when casting
<Dr. Steve Brule> one moment please
<jimmycrackcorn> dude learn how to play magic noob
<System> Player Lost
EDIT: I'm Steve Brule btw.
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Clan RepresentativeI hate it when people won't obey the rules because it "takes too long." The "it's only five damage" argument is BS.
Diplomatic Immunity resolving is game for zur. Game. It's enough to buy them a turn to go get vanishing, unless someone Hallowed Burial's right-the-frick-then. Once vanishing is on, it's over.
Spending a minute in a casual game to... oh, I don't know, learn the stack, is a pretty good investment of someone's time.
To be fair, the Group Hug player had a good point. He's playing Pheldagrif, therefore not playing magic, therefore the whole rules debate is irrelevant to him.
<bouiboui> gg
<Elvish Plumber> Ok
<Elvish Plumber> g2
<Elvish Plumber> sb
<bouiboui> i cant beat such a bad deck
<Elvish Plumber>
<bouiboui> no your deck is ☺☺☺☺
<Elvish Plumber> you bet you cant
<System> Player Lost
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
And neither do we. Care to explain?
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Centroid draws 7 cards
BadlandsYamane takes a mulligan
<Centroid> kp
BadlandsYamane takes a mulligan
<BadlandsYamane> kp
It is now turn 2 (BadlandsYamane)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
BadlandsYamane plays Underground Sea from Hand
BadlandsYamane taps Underground Sea
BadlandsYamane plays Thoughtseize from Hand
Centroid reveals a Mountain
Centroid reveals a Magma Jet
Centroid reveals a Sulfuric Vortex
Centroid reveals a Hellspark Elemental
Centroid reveals a Volcanic Fallout
Centroid reveals a Fireblast
Centroid reveals a Mountain
<System> Player Lost
Well, you did ignore the rules for starting a game.
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Brno's Security Code: 212FDAA0 [???]
spadR's Security Code: A2C294A3 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Brno)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Brno> hi
Brno rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
<spadR> sup
spadR's life total is now 30 (+10)
Brno is looking its Sideboard...
spadR's life total is now 39 (+9)
spadR's life total is now 40 (+1)
Brno puts Vorosh, the Hunter into play from Sideboard
Brno stops looking its Sideboard...
spadR is looking its Sideboard...
Brno's life total is now 30 (+10)
spadR puts Momir Vig, Simic Visionary into play from Sideboard
Brno's life total is now 40 (+10)
spadR stops looking its Sideboard...
spadR shuffles library
Brno shuffles library
Brno shuffles library
spadR rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
<Brno> so ?
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
spadR draws 7 cards
Brno draws a card
Brno draws a card
<spadR> ip
<spadR> sry
<spadR> Thinking
<Brno> go
spadR plays a facedown card from Hand
spadR plays a facedown card from Hand
spadR plays a facedown card from Hand
spadR draws a card
spadR draws a card
spadR puts a facedown card on bottom of Library from Play
spadR puts a facedown card on bottom of Library from Play
spadR puts a facedown card on bottom of Library from Play
spadR shuffles library
spadR plays Yavimaya Coast from Hand
<spadR> End my turn
Brno draws a card
Brno plays Llanowar Wastes from Hand
Brno taps Llanowar Wastes
Brno plays Terrarion from Hand
<Brno> End my turn
Brno taps Terrarion
It is now turn 2 (spadR)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
spadR untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
spadR draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
spadR plays Misty Rainforest from Hand
<spadR> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Brno)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Brno untaps his/her permanents
Brno draws a card
<Brno> Thinking
Brno plays Swamp from Hand
Brno taps Llanowar Wastes
Brno taps Swamp
Brno plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
<Brno> ok ?
spadR taps Misty Rainforest
spadR's life total is now 39 (-1)
spadR puts Misty Rainforest to Graveyard from Play
spadR is looking its Library...
spadR puts Snow-Covered Island into play from Library
spadR shuffles library
spadR stops looking its Library...
spadR taps Yavimaya Coast
spadR taps Snow-Covered Island
spadR's life total is now 38 (-1)
spadR plays Mana Drain from Hand
Brno puts Demonic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
spadR puts Mana Drain to Graveyard from Play
<Brno> End my turn
It is now turn 4 (spadR)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
spadR untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
spadR draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
spadR plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
spadR taps Yavimaya Coast
spadR taps Snow-Covered Island
spadR taps Snow-Covered Island
spadR plays Bribery from Hand
<System> Player Lost
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Paperclips untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Hand from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Library
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below into play from Library
Paperclips puts Narcomoeba into play from Library
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine into play from Library
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll into play from Library
Paperclips puts Ichorid into play from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Putrid Imp to RFG from Graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Bridge from Below to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Gemstone Mine to Graveyard from Play
Paperclips puts Golgari Grave-Troll to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> ???
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> you missed ichorid
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips taps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
Paperclips untaps Narcomoeba
<Paperclips> End my turn
<Hix360> ichorid is in your graveyard
Paperclips puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
<Hix360> so is imp
Paperclips puts a 2/2 Zombie token into play
<Hix360> no
<Hix360> stop
<Paperclips> bro
<Paperclips> do you want to test your deck
<Paperclips> or ☺☺☺☺ing play like alittle douchebag
<Hix360> you did not use ichorid until after you dredged, which is the complete wrong step
It is now turn 6 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Paperclips> save it for something that matters
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Hix360> ok, I'll just win then
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Metalworker
Hix360 reveals a Chalice of the Void
Hix360 reveals a Kuldotha Forgemaster
Hix360 reveals a Seat of the Synod
Hix360 taps Voltaic Key
Hix360 untaps Metalworker
Hix360 taps Metalworker
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 taps City of Traitors
Hix360 puts City of Traitors to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 taps Seat of the Synod
Hix360 plays Fabricate from Hand
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Staff of Domination to Hand from Play
Hix360 puts Fabricate to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Staff of Domination from Hand
<Hix360> infinite mana
<Hix360> infinite life
<Hix360> tap all your guys, blightsteel, lightning greaves, gg
<Paperclips> hmm
<Paperclips> your still a noob
<Paperclips> because metalworker is banned
<System> Player Lost
<Hix360> no its not
It is now turn 9 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Bayou from Hand
Gemstone Mine now has 3 (+3) counters.
Player taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Player taps Bayou
Player plays Dark Confidant from Hand
Player taps Wasteland (targeting my Mine)
<Dr. Steve Brule> resp
Dr. Steve Brule taps Gemstone Mine
Dr. Steve Brule taps City of Brass
Dr. Steve Brule's life total is now 18 (-1)
Dr. Steve Brule puts Elvish Spirit Guide to RFG from Hand
Dr. Steve Brule plays Violent Outburst from Hand
-skip the cascade flipping
Dr. Steve Brule puts Hypergenesis into play from Library
-skip putting all cards on bottom
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand
<Dr. Steve Brule> done
<Player> only one
<Dr. Steve Brule> no
<Dr. Steve Brule> rtfc
<Player> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Gemstone Mine
<Player> why be 2?
<Dr. Steve Brule> did you actually read the card?
<Player> hypergenesis
<Player> you do
<Dr. Steve Brule> yessir
<Player> if i dont do nothing
<Player> you can do only one card
<Dr. Steve Brule> "repeat this process until no one puts a card into play"
<Player> no repeat if i do too
<Player> you do
<Dr. Steve Brule> reading comprehension man
<Dr. Steve Brule> wait one moment
<Player> ok..
<Player> i have sure about this
<Player> i dont do nothing
<Player> stop efect
<Dr. Steve Brule> you "have" sure about this
<Player> yes
<Player> you firt
<Player> you first
<Dr. Steve Brule> In a game of N players, the process ends when all N players in sequence (starting with you) choose not to put a card onto the battlefield. It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield. If a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield but the process continues, that player may put a card onto the battlefield the next time the process gets around to him or her.
<Dr. Steve Brule> gatherer ruling
<Player> yes...understand
Dr. Steve Brule puts Chancellor of the Annex to Hand from Play
Dr. Steve Brule puts Chancellor of the Annex to Hand from Play
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand
<Player> but i do nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> your turn
<Dr. Steve Brule> ok
<Player> now stop in me
<Dr. Steve Brule> my turn again
Dr. Steve Brule plays Chancellor of the Annex from Hand
<Player> no stop efect
<Dr. Steve Brule> OH MY GOD
<Dr. Steve Brule> look at the ruling
<Dr. Steve Brule> i just posted
<Dr. Steve Brule> look, ill post it again
<Player> stop when some dont do nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> In a game of N players, the process ends when all N players in sequence (starting with you) choose not to put a card onto the battlefield. It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield. If a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield but the process continues, that player may put a card onto the battlefield the next time the process gets around to him or her.
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> i'm a player that dont put card
<Dr. Steve Brule> again, i will post the key wording
<Player> repat this process until one puts card into play
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> in this case
<Player> i!!!!
<Player> i dont put nothing
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> now stop
<Dr. Steve Brule> It doesn't end the first time a player chooses not to put a card onto the battlefield.
<Player> read hypegeneses
<Dr. Steve Brule> i know what the card does
<Dr. Steve Brule> you do not
<Player> i have sure man!
<Dr. Steve Brule> you have sure alright
<Player> ok bye
<Player> noob
<System> Player Lost
EDIT: The very next match I played on MWS had someone attempt to Qasali Pridemage my suspended Hypergenesis game one, then try to put in a Path to Exile as one of his/her Hypergenesis cards game two. I am actually losing faith in humanity because of MWS.
Do what I do. Start tracking IP's.
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
busdude's Security Code: B042C211 [Type 2]
Player's Security Code: 4902CD2B [???]
It is now turn 1 (busdude)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player shuffles library
Player shuffles library
busdude puts a 0/0 you know token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 that players token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 with name token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 'Player' are token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 Slow Mage token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 Loser token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 random deck token into play
busdude puts a 0/0 poison token into play
busdude puts a 0/1 noob! token into play
Player is now the controller of you know
Player is now the controller of that players
Player is now the controller of with name
Player is now the controller of 'Player' are
Player is now the controller of ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Player is now the controller of Slow Mage
Player is now the controller of Loser
Player is now the controller of random deck
Player is now the controller of poison
Player is now the controller of noob!
<busdude> Ok?
<Player> so funny lol
<busdude> Ok
<busdude> bye noob
<System> Player Lost
Chazza's Security Code: ADD4BB52 [Type 1.5]
marf's Security Code: 5DF23C87 [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<marf> hi
<Chazza> hi
marf shuffles library
Chazza rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
marf rolled a 6, using a 20 sided die
Chazza shuffles library
marf draws 7 cards
Chazza shuffles library
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
Chazza draws a card
marf takes a mulligan
marf plays Island from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Plains from Hand
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Rhys the Redeemed from Hand
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Mountain from Hand
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Veteran Armorer from Hand
<Chazza> Ok?
<marf> ok
Rhys the Redeemed is now 1/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
marf's life total is now 19 (-1)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 4 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf plays Cephalid Looter from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Jungle Shrine from Hand
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Mortarpod from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 0/1
germ is now 0/2
<Chazza> ill sac the germ
marf puts Cephalid Looter to Graveyard from Play
Chazza destroys token germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza taps Veteran Armorer
marf's life total is now 16 (-3)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 6 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Plains from Hand
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf plays Valor from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza draws a card
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Veteran Armorer
Chazza plays Vivid Meadow from Hand
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Sickleslicer from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 2/3
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 8 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Beloved Chaplain from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Mountain from Hand
<Chazza> Thinking
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Batterskull from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 3/3
germ is now 4/4
germ is now 4/5
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 10 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Beloved Chaplain from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Veteran Armorer
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Mortarpod
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Mountain from Hand
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Batterskull from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 3/3
germ is now 4/4
germ is now 4/5
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 11 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 12 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Life Burst from Hand
marf's life total is now 20 (+4)
marf puts Life Burst to Graveyard from Play
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Plains from Hand
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza plays Sickleslicer from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 2/2
germ is now 2/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Batterskull
Chazza taps Batterskull
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
<Chazza> Ok
marf's life total is now 18 (-2)
Chazza untaps Batterskull
Chazza untaps Batterskull
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 13 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 14 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Wonder from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Mortarpod
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza draws a card
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza plays Flayer Husk from Hand
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 1/1
germ is now 1/2
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza puts a 0/0 germ token into play
germ is now 0/1
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
<Chazza> Ok
marf's life total is now 14 (-4)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 16 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Island from Hand
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Veteran Armorer
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Mortarpod
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Batterskull
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Batterskull
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps Flayer Husk
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza untaps germ
Chazza draws a card
Chazza plays Vivid Meadow from Hand
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
marf's life total is now 10 (-4)
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 18 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf taps Plains
marf taps Island
marf plays Life Burst from Hand
marf's life total is now 18 (+8)
marf puts Life Burst to Graveyard from Play
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza draws a card
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Batterskull from Hand
Chazza duplicates germ
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
Chazza taps Sickleslicer
marf's life total is now 14 (-4)
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza puts a 1/1 elf token into play
<Chazza> End my turn
It is now turn 19 (Chazza)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now turn 20 (marf)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
marf untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
marf draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
marf plays Plains from Hand
marf taps Plains
marf taps Island
marf taps Island
marf taps Plains
marf plays Opal Titan from Hand
<Chazza> cool
<marf> End my turn
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Jungle Shrine
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Mountain
Chazza untaps Plains
Chazza untaps Vivid Meadow
Chazza untaps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza untaps Sickleslicer
Chazza draws a card
Vivid Meadow now has 2 (+2) counters.
Vivid Meadow now has 2 (+2) counters.
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza plays Veteran Armorer from Hand
Veteran Armorer is now 2/3
Veteran Armorer is now 2/3
Rhys the Redeemed is now 1/3
elf is now 1/2
elf is now 1/3
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 0/2
germ is now 2/4
germ is now 4/6
germ is now 4/6
germ is now 2/4
germ is now 1/3
germ is now 4/6
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
Chazza sacrifices germ
<Chazza> i realised there were more than there should have been
<marf> Ok
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Plains
Chazza taps Jungle Shrine
Chazza taps Vivid Meadow
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Mountain
Chazza taps Rhys the Redeemed
Chazza duplicates elf
<Chazza> this is gonna get messy
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
Chazza duplicates germ
<System> Player Lost
IWASHI's Security Code: 06FB21F9/sb [Type 1.5]
Hix360's Security Code: E94B694A/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 shuffles library
IWASHI shuffles library
It is now turn 2 (IWASHI)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
IWASHI draws 7 cards
Hix360 draws 7 cards
IWASHI takes a mulligan
<Hix360> Keep
<IWASHI> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
IWASHI plays Bayou from Hand
IWASHI puts Bayou to Hand from Play
IWASHI plays Marsh Flats from Hand
IWASHI's life total is now 19 (-1)
IWASHI puts Marsh Flats to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 rearranges cards in Hix360's Hand
IWASHI is looking its Library...
IWASHI puts Swamp into play from Library
IWASHI shuffles library
IWASHI stops looking its Library...
IWASHI taps Swamp
IWASHI plays Putrid Imp from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
IWASHI plays Grave Titan from Hand
IWASHI plays Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur from Hand
IWASHI puts Grave Titan to Graveyard from Play
IWASHI puts Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<IWASHI> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Seat of the Synod from Hand
Hix360 plays Lotus Petal from Hand
Hix360 plays Goblin Welder from Hand
<IWASHI> Ok
Hix360 puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 plays Tormod's Crypt from Hand
<Hix360> gg?
<IWASHI> oh
<IWASHI> nice
<IWASHI> gg
<Hix360> lol
<Hix360> gg
<System> Player Lost
If you don't see it...The guy is playing Reanimator...I go turn 1 welder & tormod's crypt...They can never reanimate things, barring necromancy shenanigans.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Maga untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Maga draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Maga plays Swamp from Hand
Maga taps Plains
Maga taps Swamp
Maga taps Forgotten Cave
Maga taps Plains
Maga taps Mountain
Maga taps Swamp (casts general for the second time from command zone)
Dr. Steve Brule taps Island
Dr. Steve Brule taps Crystal Shard (targeting my Mystic Snake)
Maga taps Barren Moor
<Dr. Steve Brule> Ok?
Maga taps Command Tower
Maga plays Terminate from Hand (targeting Snake)
<Dr. Steve Brule> Thinking
Dr. Steve Brule taps Tropical Island
Dr. Steve Brule taps Forest
Dr. Steve Brule taps Island
Dr. Steve Brule plays Voidslime from Hand
Maga sacrifices Terminate
Dr. Steve Brule puts Mystic Snake to Hand from Play
<Dr. Steve Brule> Ok
Dr. Steve Brule sacrifices Voidslime
<Maga> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Dr. Steve Brule)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Dr. Steve Brule untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Dr. Steve Brule draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Dr. Steve Brule taps Island
Dr. Steve Brule taps Riptide Laboratory
Dr. Steve Brule plays Gilded Drake from Hand
<Maga> it's like your whole deck is designed to bore your opponent to death
Maga is now the controller of Gilded Drake
<Dr. Steve Brule> lol
<Maga> have fun playing solitaire
<System> Player Lost
<Dr. Steve Brule> feelin salty