MWS : Where players quit when, well,
when they don't win the game :
ciuschi draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ciuschi taps Mountain
ciuschi taps Sulfurous Springs
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector to Graveyard from Play
<Quilt> Ok
ciuschi plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
<Quilt> Ok
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector to Graveyard from Play
ciuschi plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
ciuschi taps Goblin Piledriver
<Quilt> Wait!
ciuschi taps Goblin Warchief
ciuschi untaps Goblin Piledriver
ciuschi untaps Goblin Warchief
<Quilt> Wait!
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector into play from Graveyard
<Quilt> response to saccing prospector
ciuschi puts Goblin Piledriver to Hand from Play
<Quilt> (second one)
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector to Graveyard from Play
Quilt taps Swamp
Quilt taps Tainted Peak
Quilt plays Terminate from Hand
<ciuschi> Ok
Quilt sacrifices Terminate
ciuschi puts Goblin Warchief to Graveyard from Play
ciuschi plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
<Quilt> ?
<Quilt> how
ciuschi puts Goblin Piledriver to Hand from Play
<System> Player Lost
You can't respond to the sacrifice of a Prospector; it's a mana ability.
I'm sitting here thinking that that's really the joke, as the log isn't really funny. =/
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Ya, it wasn't that funny. Quite frankly, I wasn't even sure what was going on. Oh well, a good story nonetheless I suppose, just not sure if it should be in the humor section.
ive customized my buttons to include such eloquent phrases as "I'm Rick James!" "OWN3D!!!" and "You can't stop the rock, sorry." i usually just use them with my friends, but if i get a player whos being an ass, then i go ahead and spam them
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The deck and play level on MWS is quite low IMO. And the problem is that people won't take your word for knowing the rules. My most recent example: I Dream Leash a Kokusho and he casts Mortify on the dragon. At that point we both click on the +5 life button.
I an other case opponent casts a spell with 5 mana untapped. I Mana Leak and he pays. I Leak again and then he goes on to say that this is not legal as you can't counter a spell twice.
I dont like to play MWS or any form of free magic program online because people dont know the rules and think they know it all and argue with rules you give them. Also if you smash them game 1 they wont play game 2. So I only test with people I know or have a good idea of who they are. Also scrubs on MWS think that the stack/rulings/etc., that are against there dont dont apply to them. :-\ not sure how that works.
I avoid MWS for Standard, as the players there all play the most random ****ing jank you can imagine, even if you ask for tier one decks. There's a guy I played (I think his name was Shadow or something) who thought you could put a Ravnica dual into play untapped with Farseek. I thought the whole community learned that wasn't the case a long time ago? He claimed a judge at his store ruled that way. I let it slide, because his deck was so bad I beat him no problem.
Block is undefined, though, that testing for that is kind of okay. I still don't like not playing the decks in a tournament setting where there's a reason to play a decent one.
I like playing on MWS except when players try to cheat. One guy actually tried to tell me that I couldn't target an Akroma in his yard with Withered Wretch, cause she has pro black....but it was apparently perfectly fine to Reanimate her. He went to the judge room and everything. -_-
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Earlier today, some guy tried to tell me that mana burn didn't exist anymore. When I finally convinced him that it did, he tried to convince me that my mana pool should empty between each spell, which would make it quite difficult to pull off the heartbeat combo deck I was playing.
I think that the guy was just mistaken about the Wretch targeting Akroma, but the log shown is pretty typical of my experiences. And if you use MWS in the early morning hours, you get a lot of folks with limited English. That can be a problem as well.
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well, this may NOT be humorous at all but just today when i play with someone with a typical T2 adverts, it went something like this:
kobisjeruk plays Stomping Ground from hand
<thatGuy> arghHH...beatz!
<System> Player Lost
*sigh* whats up with with that? i mean thats not the only one
nowadays people hate it when i put down Stomping Ground on my first turn
hmm...i wonder why~
well, this may NOT be humorous at all but just today when i play with someone with a typical T2 adverts, it went something like this:
kobisjeruk plays Stomping Ground from hand
<thatGuy> arghHH...beatz!
<System> Player Lost
*sigh* whats up with with that? i mean thats not the only one
nowadays people hate it when i put down Stomping Ground on my first turn
hmm...i wonder why~
People love to quit when you play Jitte, too. Why even play online if you know your deck loses to the best cards in the format, amirite?
And anyway.
Master_Chief taps Miren, the Moaning Well
<Master_Chief> top.
<Feuerdrache> Okay.
Master_Chief is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
Master_Chief rearranges cards in Master_Chief's Library
<Feuerdrache> FTW!
It is now turn 2 (Maraxus)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Maraxus draws a card
Maraxus plays Polluted Delta from Hand
Maraxus taps Polluted Delta
Maraxus puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from play
Maraxus life total is now 19 (-1)
Maraxus is looking its Library...
Maraxus puts Watery Grave into play from Library
Maraxus untaps Watery Grave
Maraxus's life total is now 17 (-2)
Maraxus shuffles libraary
Maraxus stops looking its Library
Maraxus taps Watery Grave
Maraxus plays Putrid Imp from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Maraxus> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Air)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Air untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Air draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Air plays Plains from Hand
Air taps Plains
Air taps Plains
Air plays Auriok Champion from Hand
<Air> End my turn
<Maraxus> EOT
Maraxus plays Ichorid from Hand
Maraxus plays Stinkweed Imp from Hand
Maraxus puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Maraxus puts Stinkweed Imp to Graveyard from Play
Maraxus puts Stinkweed Imp to Graveyard from Play
Maraxus untaps his/her permanents
Maraxus puts Ichorid into play from Graveyard
Maraxus puts Stinkweed Imp to RFG from Graveyard
<Maraxus>Dredge
<System> Player Lost
haha, earlier, I was playing against this random who was playing with a BGWSavra, Queen of the Golgari deck, and generated stupid amounts of tokens. I got him down to 3 life with fliers, he makes some tokens and says go, then I untap, beat him to death with my fliers, and he tries to sac his tokens to savra. When I tell him he can't sacrifice his stuff for no reason, he says "read the card, NOOB"
DragonLady plays Solitary Confinement from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<DragonLady> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (xxx) (name censored so as to not embarrass the overly egotistical)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
xxx draws a card
xxx taps Mountain
xxx taps Mountain
xxx plays Goblin Piledriver from hand
<DragonLady> Ok
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<xxx> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (DragonLady)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
DragonLady discards Squee, Goblin Nabob
<xxx> ....****ing n00b
<System> Player Lost
Only thing was, I'm pretty sure you guys know that the *'s weren't something you usually say to a lady. Sore losers annoy me.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
haha, earlier, I was playing against this random who was playing with a BGWSavra, Queen of the Golgari deck, and generated stupid amounts of tokens. I got him down to 3 life with fliers, he makes some tokens and says go, then I untap, beat him to death with my fliers, and he tries to sac his tokens to savra. When I tell him he can't sacrifice his stuff for no reason, he says "read the card, NOOB"
I just found this hilarious.
But isn't he right, why couldn't he sac the tokens? Savra lets him sac thim.
But isn't he right, why couldn't he sac the tokens? Savra lets him sac thim.
No she doesn't. She doesn't have an ability that says "sacrifice a creature: do this" she only does something when you sacrifice the tokens to another card's ability.
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when they don't win the game :
ciuschi draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ciuschi taps Mountain
ciuschi taps Sulfurous Springs
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector to Graveyard from Play
<Quilt> Ok
ciuschi plays Goblin Warchief from Hand
<Quilt> Ok
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector to Graveyard from Play
ciuschi plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
ciuschi taps Goblin Piledriver
<Quilt> Wait!
ciuschi taps Goblin Warchief
ciuschi untaps Goblin Piledriver
ciuschi untaps Goblin Warchief
<Quilt> Wait!
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector into play from Graveyard
<Quilt> response to saccing prospector
ciuschi puts Goblin Piledriver to Hand from Play
<Quilt> (second one)
ciuschi puts Skirk Prospector to Graveyard from Play
Quilt taps Swamp
Quilt taps Tainted Peak
Quilt plays Terminate from Hand
<ciuschi> Ok
Quilt sacrifices Terminate
ciuschi puts Goblin Warchief to Graveyard from Play
ciuschi plays Goblin Piledriver from Hand
<Quilt> ?
<Quilt> how
ciuschi puts Goblin Piledriver to Hand from Play
<System> Player Lost
I kill his Goblin Warchief after he sacs a Skirk Prospector.
Disconnect.
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
i use MWS against noobs just for the buttons.
ive customized my buttons to include such eloquent phrases as "I'm Rick James!" "OWN3D!!!" and "You can't stop the rock, sorry." i usually just use them with my friends, but if i get a player whos being an ass, then i go ahead and spam them
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I an other case opponent casts a spell with 5 mana untapped. I Mana Leak and he pays. I Leak again and then he goes on to say that this is not legal as you can't counter a spell twice.
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Block is undefined, though, that testing for that is kind of okay. I still don't like not playing the decks in a tournament setting where there's a reason to play a decent one.
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kobisjeruk plays Stomping Ground from hand
<thatGuy> arghHH...beatz!
<System> Player Lost
*sigh* whats up with with that? i mean thats not the only one
nowadays people hate it when i put down Stomping Ground on my first turn
hmm...i wonder why~
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Awesomeness. People love to quit when you play Jitte, too. Why even play online if you know your deck loses to the best cards in the format, amirite?
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Maraxus draws a card
Maraxus plays Polluted Delta from Hand
Maraxus taps Polluted Delta
Maraxus puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from play
Maraxus life total is now 19 (-1)
Maraxus is looking its Library...
Maraxus puts Watery Grave into play from Library
Maraxus untaps Watery Grave
Maraxus's life total is now 17 (-2)
Maraxus shuffles libraary
Maraxus stops looking its Library
Maraxus taps Watery Grave
Maraxus plays Putrid Imp from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Maraxus> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Air)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Air untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Air draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Air plays Plains from Hand
Air taps Plains
Air taps Plains
Air plays Auriok Champion from Hand
<Air> End my turn
<Maraxus> EOT
Maraxus plays Ichorid from Hand
Maraxus plays Stinkweed Imp from Hand
Maraxus puts Ichorid to Graveyard from Play
Maraxus puts Stinkweed Imp to Graveyard from Play
Maraxus puts Stinkweed Imp to Graveyard from Play
Maraxus untaps his/her permanents
Maraxus puts Ichorid into play from Graveyard
Maraxus puts Stinkweed Imp to RFG from Graveyard
<Maraxus>Dredge
<System> Player Lost
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He was in an ok possition...pro black creature that gains him life whenever you bring Ichorids into play....sigh.
Dunno if I would classify that as funny though.
I just found this hilarious.
G&E rolls a 6
X rolls a 6
G&E rolls a 2
X rolls a 1
X you're such a noob
<player lost>
Does winning a die roll make you a noob? very sad
DragonLady plays Solitary Confinement from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<DragonLady> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (xxx) (name censored so as to not embarrass the overly egotistical)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
xxx draws a card
xxx taps Mountain
xxx taps Mountain
xxx plays Goblin Piledriver from hand
<DragonLady> Ok
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<xxx> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (DragonLady)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
DragonLady discards Squee, Goblin Nabob
<xxx> ....****ing n00b
<System> Player Lost
Only thing was, I'm pretty sure you guys know that the *'s weren't something you usually say to a lady. Sore losers annoy me.
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Seriously? AHAHAHAHA!
And I thought I had issues with n00bery.
I roll, then shuffle to wait for him to roll.
He puts a 0/0 'gay man' into play and puts its under my control and leaves.
Talk about random shat
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But isn't he right, why couldn't he sac the tokens? Savra lets him sac thim.
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No she doesn't. She doesn't have an ability that says "sacrifice a creature: do this" she only does something when you sacrifice the tokens to another card's ability.