"Crovax Connections" does sound like a friendly corner store run by your local Ascendant Lord
I bet we have a case of Jon Finkel sleeping with the girl, then never calling her again and she going bat #%^% crazy and writing this article case closed.
First PTQ top 8 6/13/09(1st) Second PTQ top 8 10/7/09(5th) Second at national Qualifier 5/15/10
Third PTQ top 8 2/12/11 (2nd)
Second at Alberta 2011's
Fourth PTQ top 8 3/17/12(8th)
GP Vancouver 2012 (18th)
John Finkel proceeded to draw his entire deck turn one then passed to his opponent. The opponent said: "Won't you lose next turn for not being able to draw?". That player was immediately destroyed for questioning John Finkel.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's there to see it, it's because Jon Finkel just Stone Rained the forest.
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Jon Finkel no longer needs counterspell. He can tap two islands and just say no, that works.
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Jon Finkel gets a bye every round.
Jon Finkel gets called by judges.
Jon Finkel makes white-bordered card look cool.
Jon Finkel always wins the roll, always plays on the draw, and still always beats you.
Jon Finkel wins FNM on Thursday.
Combo: Jon Finkel + any card.
Jon Finkel is the Sliver King.
Jon Finkel is a Lord for cards.
Jon Finkel's spells always have kicker. And puncher. And killer.
When Jon Finkel attacks, he hits the player behind his opponent too, since he has trample.
Jon Finkel is upkeep for winning Pro Tours.
I just realized. Mycoloth perfectly demonstrates the devour mechanic.
Mycoloth: NOMNOMNOM on Dragon Fodder.
One turn later, 1/1 turds come out.
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btw i did it because i could. i was bored and decided to let my little med-free spree go ahead. I am bipolar, explaining all the drama that ensued after. I have problems.
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Jon Finkel can simply walk into Mordor.
"When an artist dies the world loses two lives, that of the artist and that of his unfinished work."
Richard Garfield is an MUP of Jon Finkel created in the matrix to create magic and rule the game at the same time.
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Once, a man approached Jon finkel at a bar while he was chatting with two girls. The man, wanting to get in on the action introduced himself and offered to take the girls. What the man didn't know was that the two girls were both named Island. Finkel Preceeded to tap the two girls, and counter the man's offer.
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Jon Finkel loves repetition.
Jon Finkel has
"Counter a spell or ability: Roundhouse Kick target opponent. Jon Finkel wins the game."
Butcher of Words.
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correction... tournament. casue you noe... hes... the... well... john finkel
First PTQ top 8 6/13/09(1st)
Second PTQ top 8 10/7/09(5th)
Second at national Qualifier 5/15/10
Third PTQ top 8 2/12/11 (2nd)
Second at Alberta 2011's
Fourth PTQ top 8 3/17/12(8th)
GP Vancouver 2012 (18th)
Also, somebody would could always end the game to prevent the winnage of the tourny.
Also.
John Finkel's lands are basic and nonbasis, every basic land type and no basic land types, whenever he wants.
They generally are islands though.
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Jon Finkel is strictly better than Chuck norris.
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Jon Finkel has "Q: You win the game." and "T: You win the game."
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Jon Finkel gets called by judges.
Jon Finkel makes white-bordered card look cool.
Jon Finkel always wins the roll, always plays on the draw, and still always beats you.
Jon Finkel wins FNM on Thursday.
Combo: Jon Finkel + any card.
Jon Finkel is the Sliver King.
Jon Finkel is a Lord for cards.
Jon Finkel's spells always have kicker. And puncher. And killer.
When Jon Finkel attacks, he hits the player behind his opponent too, since he has trample.
Jon Finkel is upkeep for winning Pro Tours.
thx spiderboy4 for sig
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U(B/W)[ALA] Esper Midrange (B/W)U
Previous decks:
G(W/B) [LOR] Treefolk (W/B)G
(W/G) T2 Devoted Druid Mana Ramp (W/G)
What the fact that he used Control Magic on Charles Gindy and in disguise won the whole tournament?
A big thank you to Spiderboy4 at High~Light Studios for the awesome banner.
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[card]Pinpoint Avalanche
[/card]"Some solve problems by thinking and talking. Others use rocks." --Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Fodder Cannon
Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
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