Once, Gleemax cloned Jon Finkel and pitted him up against the original Jon Finkel. They played in over two thousand matches, each one always ending in a draw. That just goes to show that not even Jon Finkel can beat Jon Finkel.
Once, Gleemax cloned Jon Finkel and pitted him up against the original Jon Finkel. They played in over two thousand matches, each one always ending in a draw. That just goes to show that not even Jon Finkel can beat Jon Finkel.
The true secret of that experiment was that the Jon Finkel clone actually won the 2,001st game.
Which resulted in Skullclamp.
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She's a two-faced ****rag ***** bucket with NO grasp on reality or objectivity let alone sincerity or humanity!!! She FEEDS on drama, all day every day, like a ****ing prostitute feeds on STDs--- in much the same way, mind you...
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Jon Finkel can tap Dark Depths for mana.
Jon Finkel can Shock your Troll Ascetic.
Jon Finkel can block your Akroma, Angel of Wrath all day long with a Hurloon Minotaur.
Creatures dealt lethal damage by Jon Finkel are put into the graveyard before State-Based Effects are checked.
Jon Finkel's Jittes are immune to the Legend Rule.
- When John Finkel casts a spell, the opponent paid for the mana
- When the opponent plays discards spell to John Finkel, he/she discards, not John Finkel
- When the opponent draws cards instead John Finkel draws.
- John Finkel get Relentless Assault without plays it.
- John Finkel can Stone Rained your garden and house.
- Dont try to mess with John Finkel, he'll Capsize buybacked you back to your mom, he'll do it and buybacked it again and again until you wish you were never born (again)
- Never ever try to cast Cruel Edict to John Finkel, it just makes him happy, he'll just sacrificed you.
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Yes, he's the legendary one! Yeah, you right it's him.
It's Le_Gambit from Aether!
The uranium boms from WWII were a cover up by the US government. The actual explosion was caused when Jon Finkel dropped a copy a Wrath of God in the middle of Hiroshima.
yeah - obviously I disagree with you, John. Spam Warning!.....Amazing - even in a forum where posts don't count, there's spam. That proves that getting rid of the post-count won't help getting rid of spam! Thans for this excellent example! - Craven
When Jon Finkel comes to GP Indy this summer (He hinted he'd be at a limited GP this summer, and Indy and KC are the only ones with limited), He won't be looking to win but rather looking for a protege. He will inevitably go 16-1-1 and sweep T8, but that one loss will come from the player who has gained the honor of tutelage under Finkel Himself.
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When Jon Finkel comes to GP Indy this summer (He hinted he'd be at a limited GP this summer, and Indy and KC are the only ones with limited), He won't be looking to win but rather looking for a protege. He will inevitably go 16-1-1 and sweep T8, but that one loss will come from the player who has gained the honor of tutelage under Finkel Himself.
That makes no sense. Finkel will go 18-0
Jon Finkel doesn't lose. He just sometimes feels like taking pity on foos
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
The famous phrase "You are a planeswalker" was written by Richard Garfield exclusively for Jon Finkel. When the rulebook was published, he simply forgot to blank it out.
Jon Finkel doesn't lose. He just sometimes feels like taking pity on foos
So we've moved on from ripping off Chuck Norris facts to Mr. T facts, eh Steve? My favoraite idiot fact is the one about Vin Diesel, how if you re-arrange the letters of his name you get "I End Lives". All I could get for Jon Finkel was "Elk Of Jinn", so a thousand cookies to the person who can string that into a cohesive joke. Along those lines, this one isn't great but at least I'm trying.
If you rearrange the letters in the name of Jon Finkle's nemesis you get "I Bake Dud", because Kai Budde is nothing next to Finkel and one day he will cook and eat Budde.
Kai Budde and Jon Finkel once sat down for a game of Magic. Kai was playing the original Long.dec, while Finkel was playing a Saviors of Kamigawa precon.
Finkel won on turn 2, because he wanted to make it look like Kai was doing well.
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She's a two-faced ****rag ***** bucket with NO grasp on reality or objectivity let alone sincerity or humanity!!! She FEEDS on drama, all day every day, like a ****ing prostitute feeds on STDs--- in much the same way, mind you...
When Jon Finkel doesn't have enough Mountains for his deck, he uses real mountains instead.
Jon Finkel has a tattoo that says "20". He uses it to keep track of his life total.
The true secret of that experiment was that the Jon Finkel clone actually won the 2,001st game.
Which resulted in Skullclamp.
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Definitely full of win, that one. These are pretty good.
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Edit - Thought of an other one.
When Jon Finkle plays One With Nothing he draws seven cards.
Jon Finkel can Shock your Troll Ascetic.
Jon Finkel can block your Akroma, Angel of Wrath all day long with a Hurloon Minotaur.
Creatures dealt lethal damage by Jon Finkel are put into the graveyard before State-Based Effects are checked.
Jon Finkel's Jittes are immune to the Legend Rule.
- When the opponent plays discards spell to John Finkel, he/she discards, not John Finkel
- When the opponent draws cards instead John Finkel draws.
- John Finkel get Relentless Assault without plays it.
- John Finkel can Stone Rained your garden and house.
- Dont try to mess with John Finkel, he'll Capsize buybacked you back to your mom, he'll do it and buybacked it again and again until you wish you were never born (again)
- Never ever try to cast Cruel Edict to John Finkel, it just makes him happy, he'll just sacrificed you.
You can't read the hand autograph in my sig?
Yes, he's the legendary one! Yeah, you right it's him.
It's Le_Gambit from Aether!
and some of my own...
"Jon Finkel doesn't tap land for mana. He roundhouse kicks them."
"Jon Finkel's mana pool never empties. Never."
"Jon Finkel once played Magic against God. And thus we have China."
Jon Finkel's Pro Player Card had to be nerfed because it was warping Sealed Deck.
Fixed.
Yu Gi Oh uses the heart of the cards. Jon Finkel uses the heart of Yu Gi Oh, which he keeps in a jar next to MaRo's right mind.
Hah! One of the best ones yet. These have been great so far, guys. Keep'm comin'!
Jon Finkel was the inspiration for splendid genesis.
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That makes no sense. Finkel will go 18-0
Jon Finkel doesn't lose. He just sometimes feels like taking pity on foos
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So we've moved on from ripping off Chuck Norris facts to Mr. T facts, eh Steve? My favoraite idiot fact is the one about Vin Diesel, how if you re-arrange the letters of his name you get "I End Lives". All I could get for Jon Finkel was "Elk Of Jinn", so a thousand cookies to the person who can string that into a cohesive joke. Along those lines, this one isn't great but at least I'm trying.
If you rearrange the letters in the name of Jon Finkle's nemesis you get "I Bake Dud", because Kai Budde is nothing next to Finkel and one day he will cook and eat Budde.
Finkel won on turn 2, because he wanted to make it look like Kai was doing well.
Avatar courtesy of the wondermous Lord Tirian.