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Mr. T and Chuck Norris walk into a bar. The bar spontaniously explodes due to the awsomeness.
Bush had a one week plan for Iraq. Unfortunantly, Chuck Norris was busy that week.
Gos was looking for his right hand man, so he summoned Jesus, Gandi, and Chuck Norris. Jesus says. "God, I am your son and have saved many people, therefore I should be your right hand man." Gandi says. "My non violent ethods have led to much peace and prosperitcy for many groups, so I should be your right hand man." Chuck Norris said. "I think you're in my seat."
I thought I would give you some funny Chuck Norris magic jokes I found.
Chuck Norris designed the Texas expansion set. It has five thousand and six cards in it because everything is bigger in Texas. Some highlights include Umezawa's Shotgun and Longhorn, the Lone Star.
Between Chuck Norris's first main phase and his second main phase is his opponent's scoop phase. This is also known as the roundhouse kick step.
When Chuck Norris gets putrefied, HE can regenerate.
Chuck Norris always first picks Ancestral Recall. In Ravnica packs.
Black Lotuses and Yggy's will are actually made form Chuck Norris' skin.
Chuck Norris solved Niv-Mizzet's Flavor Text by grabbing Mizzet and asking nicely what it ment. Do you think Mizzet really had a choice?
Chuck Norris' deck is known as MyDeckWins.period
Chuck Norris' was arrested at a Grand Prix after playing a game-winning Tooth and Nail. He mistakenly thought the card meant to knock out your opponent's teeth and tear out their fingernails.
Chuck Norris can ninjitsu himself in.
Chuck Norris plays counterspells in all his decks. They're called Zippo lighters.
Chuck Norris still pays 2.50 for packs of Alpha
Chuck Norris only needs one deck for 2-Headed Giant
"umazewas jitte" was actually once known as "Chuck Norris's *****"
"umazewas jitte" was actually once known as "Chuck Norris's *****"
I loled when I saw that...
Chuck Norris, in front of a crowd of people once took a dead baby lamb and brought it back to life. Then, he brought his fist down and smashed its head, to show the world that what the good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away.
ive seen diffret variants to this one but generaly something like....
CN cant get drunk because his blood is infact 100 prof itsself.
cn sleeps with a nightlite on, not because hes afraide of the darks but because the dark is afraid of him.
cn dosent t-bag, he potato sacks.
cn isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like cn
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"If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow and begin devouring humans, and from the same mouth you started devouring humans, you cried out to me 'I love you,' would I still be able to say 'I love you' the same way I do today?" Ichimaru Gin
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex unless the women doesn't survive...
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked WWE CEO Vince McMahon for his PG program of his shows. Some superstars where so afraid of this they left to join TNA.
Chuck Norris isn't in any video games because a copy of any game with his likeness or voice instantly explodes
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in racism. He believes everyone is equally pathetic.
It takes Chuck Norris 30 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
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Noah's so strong that not even Chuck Norris ****s with him.
Chuck Norris beats God.
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he was a five color, 156/0 with flying, first strike. double strike, and fear
just try and tell him hes not legal
also, if Chuck norris is in your graveyard and you play Tarmogoyf, you win
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Mr. T and Chuck Norris walk into a bar. The bar spontaniously explodes due to the awsomeness.
Bush had a one week plan for Iraq. Unfortunantly, Chuck Norris was busy that week.
Gos was looking for his right hand man, so he summoned Jesus, Gandi, and Chuck Norris. Jesus says. "God, I am your son and have saved many people, therefore I should be your right hand man." Gandi says. "My non violent ethods have led to much peace and prosperitcy for many groups, so I should be your right hand man." Chuck Norris said. "I think you're in my seat."
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chuck norris can move freely from any zone he wants to. He is both in every zone at all times, and in no zone at any time....*big breath* deep
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I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Chuck Norris designed the Texas expansion set. It has five thousand and six cards in it because everything is bigger in Texas. Some highlights include Umezawa's Shotgun and Longhorn, the Lone Star.
Between Chuck Norris's first main phase and his second main phase is his opponent's scoop phase. This is also known as the roundhouse kick step.
When Chuck Norris gets putrefied, HE can regenerate.
Chuck Norris always first picks Ancestral Recall. In Ravnica packs.
Black Lotuses and Yggy's will are actually made form Chuck Norris' skin.
Chuck Norris solved Niv-Mizzet's Flavor Text by grabbing Mizzet and asking nicely what it ment. Do you think Mizzet really had a choice?
Chuck Norris' deck is known as MyDeckWins.period
Chuck Norris' was arrested at a Grand Prix after playing a game-winning Tooth and Nail. He mistakenly thought the card meant to knock out your opponent's teeth and tear out their fingernails.
Chuck Norris can ninjitsu himself in.
Chuck Norris plays counterspells in all his decks. They're called Zippo lighters.
Chuck Norris still pays 2.50 for packs of Alpha
Chuck Norris only needs one deck for 2-Headed Giant
"umazewas jitte" was actually once known as "Chuck Norris's *****"
I loled when I saw that...
Chuck Norris, in front of a crowd of people once took a dead baby lamb and brought it back to life. Then, he brought his fist down and smashed its head, to show the world that what the good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away.
Hehe.. funny...
Chuck Norris built the house that Chuck Norris was conceived in.
Chuck Norris can MySpace from a payphone.
CN cant get drunk because his blood is infact 100 prof itsself.
cn sleeps with a nightlite on, not because hes afraide of the darks but because the dark is afraid of him.
cn dosent t-bag, he potato sacks.
cn isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like cn
When the head judge say no and chuck norris says yes, the head judge change his mind
when chuck norris a doubt about magic rules, wizards has an update or errata
all the combos finders copied chuck norris combos, now noone know them anymore
the magic's booster's rares cards of chuck norris don't dare to be bad.....
each time chuck norris open a magic booster, all cards are foils
chuck norris doen't draw a draw step, he topdecks!
the spells of chuck norris can't be countered
when chuck norris plays terror on a creature, it's sos terrified thath oone see it anymore
all chuck norris's creatures have trample including himself.....
all creatures lose the ability of attacking in front of CN
when Cn playsa foil cards, your eyes are both terrified and flashed
"If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow and begin devouring humans, and from the same mouth you started devouring humans, you cried out to me 'I love you,' would I still be able to say 'I love you' the same way I do today?" Ichimaru Gin
Progenitus has protection from everything except Chuck Norris.
Pride is a powerful tool; it makes us fight harder when we are weak as does it cut us down while we are at our prime.
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It is now known as Norin the Wary.
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Chuck Norris isn't in any video games because a copy of any game with his likeness or voice instantly explodes
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in racism. He believes everyone is equally pathetic.
It takes Chuck Norris 30 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
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