Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say it take square ass to **** a brick. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. House without toilet is uncanny. Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement. To make egg roll, push it. To prevent hangover stay drunk! War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. Man who run in front of car get tired. Ok for **** to happen . . . will decompose. People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
more: Confucius Says Jokes
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
She who spring on inner-spring this spring, bear off-spring next spring.
Man who lays girl on hill not on the level.
Baby conseived in car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
More later, if I think of 'em.
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Creator of Thoughtless Sensei and Morph Aggro
Gaymer Raccoons please My artworkz
"We've made OVER NINE THOUSAND unique cards."
- MaRo, October 8th, 2007 IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!!
One for All, All for me
An Asian Guy is a Sexy guy
Confucius is better than Chuck Norris (OMG!! ROUNDHOUSE COMING!)
One who plays Ping-Pong Always lose to Mah-Jong
One with Great Wisdom, Let others copy for Stardom
One who laughs last,...was the one who understood the joke very late.
One who is a good boy, always a mama's boy
One to be called Best, farts better than the rest.
One that is just, is often called by engineers as rust.
Well, thats just meh..*cough*
Confucius say:
Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs.
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Invites for mee?! 69 posts at 7:23PM, June 1st, 2007, Eastern US. YaYa!!
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Q: Will America's missile shield over Europe affect prices of foreign cards? A: It will. WotC will use its Magic Online programming team to hack into the missile shield control center. This will cause the control center to crash frequently . One of those crashes will lead to the bombing of every distributor in Europe. I'm afraid the effect on card prices will be catastrophic.
One of my favorite types of jokes.
Add those you know!
Confucius Says:
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say it take square ass to **** a brick.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
To make egg roll, push it.
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Ok for **** to happen . . . will decompose.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
more:
Confucius Says Jokes
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
She who spring on inner-spring this spring, bear off-spring next spring.
Man who lays girl on hill not on the level.
Baby conseived in car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
More later, if I think of 'em.
man who is on bottom during sex ****s up.
Spread the word.
Creator of Thoughtless Sensei and Morph Aggro
Gaymer
Raccoons please
My artworkz
"We've made OVER NINE THOUSAND unique cards."
- MaRo, October 8th, 2007
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!!
One for All, All for me
An Asian Guy is a Sexy guy
Confucius is better than Chuck Norris (OMG!! ROUNDHOUSE COMING!)
One who plays Ping-Pong Always lose to Mah-Jong
One with Great Wisdom, Let others copy for Stardom
One who laughs last,...was the one who understood the joke very late.
One who is a good boy, always a mama's boy
One to be called Best, farts better than the rest.
One that is just, is often called by engineers as rust.
Well, thats just meh..*cough*
Monogreen 2007 | Jund Aggro MTGO 2013
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
BWhen nothing remains, everything is equally possible.B
Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs.
69 posts at 7:23PM, June 1st, 2007, Eastern US. YaYa!!
Nice. Best one yet.
disagree...
the car ones are better...
man who steals from sausage stand, bound to steal chocolate...
i don't think everyone will get it, and its pretty lame...but its my first go at these stuff, and i am not an English speaker so its harder for me...
It take many screws to build a crib, but only one to fill it...;)
Confucius says:homosexual dinosaur called megasoreass