Payphone -
<Mr. Fu, have $$$$ and will pay, need ride through the country area, surprise me. I'm at the county warehouse - southern district, on the lower east side. >
*Click*
Mr. Fu drunkenly stumbles onto a podium, in front of all his readers and former clients in his taxi.
Dearly beloved people, I am no longer driving my cab. I dunno what happened to all you people after I quit, but hey, I'm sure somebody eventually picked you up, or else you wouldn't be able to read this. Thank you all so much for making this one of the most fun threads ever written, because it was as much your input as it was my (invader zim echoey yell) INCREDIBLE GENIUS. I am here to tell you of a new dawning thingie. A whole new age in smirks, chuckles, and belly laughs. I got me a new career baby - and it promises to be as much fun as the taxi was, because a lot of you cardflopping nerds can relate much better to my new field than the excessive party-and-drug-use theme of my old one.
Look to the forums and behold, because I am too lazy to learn how to link it... and TREMBLE! Mr. Fu tears off his jeans, flannel, and Godsmack t-shirt to reveal he is wearing a red polo shirt, a security tag, khakis, and actually brushes his hair underneath that baseball cap.
Mr. Fu's IT Helpdesk
Heavily influenced by the show The IT Crowd and comic strip Dilbert, mixed in with my own particular INCREDIBLE GENIUS(yus..yus..yus...yus...) This new thread promises to be every bit as awesome as the old one. And if you disagree upon reading it, you can make it funny again easily by holding the Alt key and hitting F4.
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<Mr. Fu, have $$$$ and will pay, need ride through the country area, surprise me. I'm at the county warehouse - southern district, on the lower east side. >
*Click*
Dearly beloved people, I am no longer driving my cab. I dunno what happened to all you people after I quit, but hey, I'm sure somebody eventually picked you up, or else you wouldn't be able to read this. Thank you all so much for making this one of the most fun threads ever written, because it was as much your input as it was my (invader zim echoey yell) INCREDIBLE GENIUS. I am here to tell you of a new dawning thingie. A whole new age in smirks, chuckles, and belly laughs. I got me a new career baby - and it promises to be as much fun as the taxi was, because a lot of you cardflopping nerds can relate much better to my new field than the excessive party-and-drug-use theme of my old one.
Look to the forums and behold, because I am too lazy to learn how to link it... and TREMBLE! Mr. Fu tears off his jeans, flannel, and Godsmack t-shirt to reveal he is wearing a red polo shirt, a security tag, khakis, and actually brushes his hair underneath that baseball cap.
Mr. Fu's IT Helpdesk
Heavily influenced by the show The IT Crowd and comic strip Dilbert, mixed in with my own particular INCREDIBLE GENIUS(yus..yus..yus...yus...) This new thread promises to be every bit as awesome as the old one. And if you disagree upon reading it, you can make it funny again easily by holding the Alt key and hitting F4.
~In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.~
Fu's Cab - Retired! ||| Trade thread dead for now; returning soon!
One day I will alt. art my Jace, The Mind Sculptors into 'Mentok! The Mind Takers!'
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