Meanwhile far far away in a distant Washington D.C.
- Mr. President! We've been attacked! It's an oil tanker off the coast of California!
- WHHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
- Calm down President Pacino! Calm down!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAAH!
- You need to calm down, you grow beards when you get excited, President Pacino. We need to locate the dissidents that committed this act of terror!
- HOOOOOOOHAAAAAAH!
- I understand...we'll...we'll send Agent Cobra and Agent Key Lime Jello...Are you sure we should send them?!
- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- MOOOORE MOREEE MORRRREE!!!
- ...
Meanwhile, in a far off unknown location in an unknown luxury boat, or something.
- I have to thank you for setting up the elections and killing black guys for our campaign, Agent Cobra. Agent Cobra, are you listening?!
- Bob...Dole?
- I agree Agent Cobra...Tell me...do you know where Agent Key Lime Jello is?
- Bob...Dole!
- Oh there he is...Hey, Agent Key Lime Jello, both you and Agent Cobra have recieved a new assignment! Are you ready? We need you to defend America against bears and ****!
- JOOBAJOOOBAWITDAJELLOANDDAFISH HOOO!
-
Yes, I understand this is your vacation, but we need you two to deal with national security, this country is in trouble, and we require your assistance. Do you comprehend?
- BOB DOLE!
- JELLLLOOOO!
- LEZZZZZZ GET IT ON MAAAAH NIGGGAAAZZZZZ! AAAAAAAAAAARF!
- We're ****ed.
Meanwhile, in a distant oil tanker far off the coast of like...Michigan.
- Damn, I love this oil tanker. My ****ing beard is so ****ing sexy. I can't believe my brother died in that oil tanker in that terrorist attack, like, five paragraphs up.
- lol, tfe, lets like fucing kill some mexicans.
- Goddamit, TRM, shut the **** up, now he heard us!
- lol, wazzup guyz, who're u? wanna cyber? :-*
- Okay, asl? 13/f/ca
- No, you ****tard, we're here to release another ****ing bear, did you ****ing forget?
- Omgz, you guys are so kinky. wanna touch the beard?
- …
- Oh ****.
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I like President Pacino's new image for "GRAAAAAH!" a lot better, he changes wardrobes quickly.
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Not sure if you cats noticed, but I sort of went improv with the script at some points, making it up as I go...abouuuut, maybe 100% give or take of the story.
You'll get a new chapter tonight or tomorrow, so keep those theories going, this'll be an epic the size of "Gilgamesh" or "Who's The Boss?".
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Where are the girls? This is a total Sausage Fest. Wait, if there girls aren't here are they planning some type of plot type thing to make everyone were make up and talk about boys. And they need oil to power their machine and only Cobra and Key Lime Jello can stop them. And these girls are named the "PowerPuff Girls" *PowerPuff Theme song!*. And I'm spent.
Chapter Two: Love, Love, Love You're Dead; But Don't Die
Far far away in a distant, distant oil tanker thing…again.
- lololol, *** *** ^______^
- Hello
- Hottttt! Wanna touch the beard, baby?
-
- Ooooh, Magic huh, I'm down with that. You wanna draw first? Whoever has the most monsters gets to touch my sexy beard.
- ...
- What?
- ...
- ****...
*Much mauling ensues and such, etc., indeed, yeah.*
- Hahahhaha, R_E makes the ****ing best werebear ever. We cannot be stopped.
- lol, werebears? What the ****are those, like, mexicans or something?
-
Meanwhile in the United Nations like, Council Building Meeting Whatever the ****...
- President Pacino! President Fishwive of Japan and President Le Pacin of France are on lines one and two! There're many countries under attack from the bears!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- I'll...um...put them on. Here's President Fishwive from Tokyo.
- OHOHOOHOH!
- And...um...President Le Pacin...this can't be-
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
-Excuse me, Mr. Presidents, we have matters to-
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
-
- Dammit! Where're Agents Cobra and Key Lime Jello!?
Meanwhile...the Agents are on their way to help, when they encounter a new menace!
Meanwhile, in an unknown location, in an unknown lair.
- Tell me Rosewater...Are the Werebear attacks proceeding as planned!?
- Yes, my master.
- Splendid...soon no one will be able to stop my evil mechanizations and stuff! Nobody at all! Soon all Magic players around the world will be Werebears! And those stupid Agents Key Lime Jello and Cobra are busy with my minions! Bwehehheheheh!
- Yes, my master.
- Right...Get me my Hot Pockets, Mr. Rosewater, and make it snappy!
- Yes, my master.
A smoke-filled room, possibly in Arkansas, or California.
- Dude...like...pass it man, you're ****ing hogging it...
- lololololol. Wah if like, tne niggaz came into tha house rgght now and they eere like, "I'M DMX MAH****AH"
- ahahahhahhahahahhahahahahaa
*sounds of inhalation and giggling*
- Man, I think I'm like, ****ing tripping man...
- Bobby! Stop playin' them vidyagaymes!
- what the ****?
- lololololol, dude, I think there's someone knocking at the ****ing door man, what if its like ****ing rexicans
- Oh ****z, I'ma open it.
*Opens the door*
- WAZZZUPPPP MAAAAAAAAH NIIIIGGAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ?!?!??!11
- ...
-
To be continued next time, creepy campers.
Who's behind the Werebear attacks?! I mean, other than me and TRM!? And why is R_E a Werebear anyway?! And what's with the ****ing M. Bison?! And which Pacino will reign supreme?!
Next time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh man, this is too good :rofl:! Wow, its been so long since I have been here, Sanbud gives me this link on aim and now I have some comedy in my life haha! Kick ass... im curious to see more now
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"A man never won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard die for his"- General Patton
Chapter Three: Go To the Mountain Where Those People Are
Far far away in a distant, distant oil tanker thing…again...again.
- Damn *****, my whole family's like totally dead and they left me nothing but some Mentos.
-
- It's lonely with only you here Mentos, but at least I have you. ****ing bears.
- Hand over the Mentos mother****er!
- Weak.
-
Back At The White House
- Good news President Pacino! We've managed to gain back the Mentos. You should be pleased, the secret microfilm was insi-
- EL HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAAH!
- President Pacino! President Mexicino! We don't have time for this! We need to relay the microfilm to Agents Cobra and Key Lime Jello, we have to-
- LE HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- EL HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAAH!
- We're ****ed.
*knock on the door*
-
Yes, who is it?
- ...
-...
-
-
-
- No...No...
- AL HOOOOWAAAAH!
-
*the sound of gunshots and hundreds of Al Pacinos screaming in pain*
Now, back to our responsible and non-smoking heroes!
- Sorry Agents, but Charles Barkley can't get the phone connection to the White House! You're going to have to handle M. Bison yourself!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba jello.
- Glad you cats are confident! Seeya, Charles Barkley gots ta run!
- HURRRRLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
- JELLOOOOO!
- HURLLAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!
- JOOBA JOOBA?
- BOB DOLE?
-
*Much violence ensues with flaming arrows and "Bob Dole!"s. ;)*
- Good job Agents Key Lime Jello and Cobra! YOU DID IT! M. BISON'S DEAD! Charles Barkley!
- Bob Dole.
- Jello.
- DAAAANCIN' ON THE CEILING! ^_____^
A smoke-filled room, possibly in Arkansas, or California.
- WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
- Dude...wtf...
- Lololol, look, Nickolodeon is on. pass the fuggin blunt *****
- Dude...wait a ****ing minute. We need to take care of the Werebear Plan. And why the **** is Robert-
- WAZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!?
- lololol, black guys.
- stfu, *****.
- ***** please.
In an Evil Shadowy Lair
- Right, so I ****ing had my Avatar of Woe out, right? And the bastard like, drew ten thousand cards when I wasn't looking. ****ing wack. Wanna make out?
- Okies.
- Hot. Give me a second first, I gotta call my ***** over here. ROSEWATER! MARK ROSEWATER! COME TO ME!
- Yes master.
- Initiate Plan X while I makeout with Kamie here. Now!
- Yes master.
- No, don't argue with me! I have no choice, I won't change my mind! I must use the evil PLAN X!
- Yes master.
- No! You won't persuade me with your foolish morality Rosewater! MAKE IT SO! PLAN X! NOW! YES! ETCETERA!
- Yes master.
- Pimp...Now...where were we Kamie?
-
Meanwhile, somewhere in the vile land of Connecticut
- *snore* lol *snore* lol Elisha Cuthbert *snore* lol, asian guyz
*knocking on the door*
- *yawn* Wtf? Goddamit, I need some sleep so I can wake up after I sleep and have a good sleep. I need to sleep so I can wake up fresh in the morning and find pictures of Elisha Cuthbert half-nude and send them to TFE to torment him. Lolz.
*knocking on the door*
- Who is it!?
*opens door*
- ...
- lol, wtf?
-
- Weak.
OMG, what a chapter! I need therapy! What will become of the Agents or Stax?! What nefarious plan does the EvilOverlordIntheShadows have next?! What will TFE do?! What happened to the Pacinos?!
I think, for some reason, he's talking about world of warcraft, the video game i used to play. Btw, really funny stuff, TFE, keep making them to please the masses (but mainly just me, since i'm so much cooler the the rest of the masses)!
I swear man, R_E is gonne go Werebear on everyone's face and Stax is gonna have to help M. Bison get back in shape if they're are going to have any chance at defeating the unstoppable Dole/Cosby duo and reaching the final stage to get in a bar brawl with the infinity Pacinos keeping him from ever finding out who the shadow master is and...ARRGGHHHHHHHH....
Here's a rap, not an original, but I gots ta spit:
Some people like Chiva, some like brew,
I get mad lifted off a gallon of glue
Pretty soon, I spin like a top
In the middle of the room, and the sh*t won't stop!
Know what I see when I trip?
Tha ratz in tha bassment all start ta flip!
Crawl thru my building, from door to door,
I swear there's a fire so I piss on the floor.
Now down the corridor comes old fat Ned,
Schemin on a ********, from a crack head.
He was like, Hey! wanna piece, little man?
I was like, Yo I'm bettah off wit mah hand!
Aw sh*t! Reality returns! I need anothah hit, but the glue won't burn!
I'm koo-koo-koo and murderous, man I'm just plain nutz
Smokin sodium pentothal cigarette butz and trippppppin!
- Whaddya mean I'm fired?!
- I MEAN YER FIRED! Your ratings are terrible, Danza! You can't even compete with the Ross Perot Show or the OHOHOHOH FISHWIVE Show!
- Look chief...just...just give me one more chance! I can make it big! I-I-
- DENIED! HERE IS YOUR NEW REPLACEMENT!
- HELLOHOWAREYOUILIKEFISHANDBEETS!
- You...giant...turd...
- I want you out of my office right now Danza! You're officially on the street! ESCORT HIM OUT, MEN!
- YAAAH, MEIN FUHRER!
- Wait! Fuhrer?!
- Hohohohoho! Yes, in addition to being the first Native American television executive, I also happen to apparently be a clone of Hitler suddenly right now currently! OHOHOHOHOHO!
- HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!
- Wack.
Evil Shadowy Lair Apartment A
- BWEHEHHEHEHE! SO MY EVIL PLAN OF FORUM DESTRUCTION AND NATIVE AMERICAN HITLERS IS FINALLY AT HAND! I WILL NOT LOSE!
- YESSS MASTER!
- And I can't lose, amirite?
- YESSS MASTER!
*knock on the door*
- Answer that will you? I gotta go make out with Kamahl.
- YESSS MASTER!
- HEY! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE! There's an Evil Shadowy Lair B too, stupid ****ing selfish tenants in Evil Shadowy Lair A, I don't want to have to hear your evil plans filtering in through the ****ing walls. It's dirty.
- OH YEAH! FEUERDRACHE! DESTROY HIM WHILE I GO MAKE OUT WITH KAMAHL!
- MARK ROSEWATER! CRUSH HIM WHILE I GO MAKE OUT WITH KAMAHL!
- YESSS MASTER!
- Yes master.
-
OH SNAP! WHAT'S GOING ON!? WHAT IS THIS SORDID LOVE TRIANGLE?! ROMANCE?! HITLER?! ROBOT JOHN KERRY?! WHAT MORE COULD A MAN WANT?!
Oh so many Pacinos, such little time!!!
I'm thinking Grizzly Adams is behind the bear plot somehow.
Either that or Chuck Norris.
Poor Danza!
Will he ever succeed?
Chapter One: The Fate of Destruction is the Fate of Destruction’s Fate…*****. ^____^
Chapter Two: Love, Love, Love You're Dead; But Don't Die
Chapter Three: Go To the Mountain Where Those People Are
Chapter Four: Dance All Night; Night All Dance
Chapter Five: It's A Hard Knock Fishwive
Chapter Six: Whatever Happened To Billy Idol?
Chapter Seven: When I Say "*****", Ya'll Say "Please"!
Chapter One: The Fate of Destruction is the Fate of Destruction’s Fate…*****. ^____^
- lol, this oil tanker gig ****ing rocks
- …
- OH ****! IT’S A ****ING BEAR! ****ING ****ING ****!
- …
*much mauling ensues*
- ****…I’m like…dead…
- UHHHHHHHH!
-
- Mr. President! We've been attacked! It's an oil tanker off the coast of California!
- WHHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
- Calm down President Pacino! Calm down!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAAH!
- You need to calm down, you grow beards when you get excited, President Pacino. We need to locate the dissidents that committed this act of terror!
- HOOOOOOOHAAAAAAH!
- I understand...we'll...we'll send Agent Cobra and Agent Key Lime Jello...Are you sure we should send them?!
- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- MOOOORE MOREEE MORRRREE!!!
- ...
- I have to thank you for setting up the elections and killing black guys for our campaign, Agent Cobra. Agent Cobra, are you listening?!
- Bob...Dole?
- I agree Agent Cobra...Tell me...do you know where Agent Key Lime Jello is?
- Bob...Dole!
- Oh there he is...Hey, Agent Key Lime Jello, both you and Agent Cobra have recieved a new assignment! Are you ready? We need you to defend America against bears and ****!
- JOOBAJOOOBAWITDAJELLOANDDAFISH HOOO!
-
Yes, I understand this is your vacation, but we need you two to deal with national security, this country is in trouble, and we require your assistance. Do you comprehend?
- BOB DOLE!
- JELLLLOOOO!
- LEZZZZZZ GET IT ON MAAAAH NIGGGAAAZZZZZ! AAAAAAAAAAARF!
- We're ****ed.
Meanwhile, in a distant oil tanker far off the coast of like...Michigan.
- Damn, I love this oil tanker. My ****ing beard is so ****ing sexy. I can't believe my brother died in that oil tanker in that terrorist attack, like, five paragraphs up.
- lol, tfe, lets like fucing kill some mexicans.
- Goddamit, TRM, shut the **** up, now he heard us!
- lol, wazzup guyz, who're u? wanna cyber? :-*
- Okay, asl? 13/f/ca
- No, you ****tard, we're here to release another ****ing bear, did you ****ing forget?
- Omgz, you guys are so kinky. wanna touch the beard?
- …
- Oh ****.
To Be Continued...
Next Chapter!
Owner of Senori's Soul
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Evincar, your goddamned genius.
Man, I have been gone too long. I leave the game for just a few years and I come back and TFE rules it all.
Sanbud, your mybud
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I like President Pacino's new image for "GRAAAAAH!" a lot better, he changes wardrobes quickly.
Owner of Senori's Soul
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>_> really wierd stuff...keep it up
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
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wierd=funny
this=funny.
I love logic. Keep it up!
You'll get a new chapter tonight or tomorrow, so keep those theories going, this'll be an epic the size of "Gilgamesh" or "Who's The Boss?".
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
- lololol, *** *** ^______^
- Hello
- Hottttt! Wanna touch the beard, baby?
-
- Ooooh, Magic huh, I'm down with that. You wanna draw first? Whoever has the most monsters gets to touch my sexy beard.
- ...
- What?
- ...
- ****...
*Much mauling ensues and such, etc., indeed, yeah.*
- Hahahhaha, R_E makes the ****ing best werebear ever. We cannot be stopped.
- lol, werebears? What the ****are those, like, mexicans or something?
-
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- I'll...um...put them on. Here's President Fishwive from Tokyo.
- OHOHOOHOH!
- And...um...President Le Pacin...this can't be-
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
-Excuse me, Mr. Presidents, we have matters to-
- LE HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAH!
-
- Dammit! Where're Agents Cobra and Key Lime Jello!?
Meanwhile...the Agents are on their way to help, when they encounter a new menace!
- ...
- Bob Dole?
- ...
- JOOBAJOOOBA JELLOOOO!
- ...
- Bob Dole.
- HUOOOOOOOOOORAAAHHHHH!
- ...
- ...
- HUURAAAAAHUUUUT!
- ...
- ...
-
- Yes, my master.
- Splendid...soon no one will be able to stop my evil mechanizations and stuff! Nobody at all! Soon all Magic players around the world will be Werebears! And those stupid Agents Key Lime Jello and Cobra are busy with my minions! Bwehehheheheh!
- Yes, my master.
- Right...Get me my Hot Pockets, Mr. Rosewater, and make it snappy!
- Yes, my master.
- lololololol. Wah if like, tne niggaz came into tha house rgght now and they eere like, "I'M DMX MAH****AH"
- ahahahhahhahahahhahahahahaa
*sounds of inhalation and giggling*
- Man, I think I'm like, ****ing tripping man...
- Bobby! Stop playin' them vidyagaymes!
- what the ****?
- lololololol, dude, I think there's someone knocking at the ****ing door man, what if its like ****ing rexicans
- Oh ****z, I'ma open it.
*Opens the door*
- WAZZZUPPPP MAAAAAAAAH NIIIIGGAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ?!?!??!11
- ...
-
To be continued next time, creepy campers.
Who's behind the Werebear attacks?! I mean, other than me and TRM!? And why is R_E a Werebear anyway?! And what's with the ****ing M. Bison?! And which Pacino will reign supreme?!
Next time.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Reporting for duty
Hail TFE!
"A man never won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard die for his"- General Patton
Banning TFE? Not cool...
LE HOOOWAHHHHHHHH!!!
thats going to be my battlecry from now on, if you dont mind
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Twomz's Trading thread
- Damn *****, my whole family's like totally dead and they left me nothing but some Mentos.
-
- It's lonely with only you here Mentos, but at least I have you. ****ing bears.
- Hand over the Mentos mother****er!
- Weak.
-
- Good news President Pacino! We've managed to gain back the Mentos. You should be pleased, the secret microfilm was insi-
- EL HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAAH!
- President Pacino! President Mexicino! We don't have time for this! We need to relay the microfilm to Agents Cobra and Key Lime Jello, we have to-
- LE HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- EL HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!
- HOOOOOWAAAAAAH!
- We're ****ed.
*knock on the door*
-
Yes, who is it?
- ...
-...
-
-
-
- No...No...
- AL HOOOOWAAAAH!
-
*the sound of gunshots and hundreds of Al Pacinos screaming in pain*
- Sorry Agents, but Charles Barkley can't get the phone connection to the White House! You're going to have to handle M. Bison yourself!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba jello.
- Glad you cats are confident! Seeya, Charles Barkley gots ta run!
- HURRRRLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
- JELLOOOOO!
- HURLLAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!
- JOOBA JOOBA?
- BOB DOLE?
-
*Much violence ensues with flaming arrows and "Bob Dole!"s. ;)*
- Good job Agents Key Lime Jello and Cobra! YOU DID IT! M. BISON'S DEAD! Charles Barkley!
- Bob Dole.
- Jello.
- DAAAANCIN' ON THE CEILING! ^_____^
- WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
- Dude...wtf...
- Lololol, look, Nickolodeon is on. pass the fuggin blunt *****
- Dude...wait a ****ing minute. We need to take care of the Werebear Plan. And why the **** is Robert-
- WAZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!?
- lololol, black guys.
- stfu, *****.
- ***** please.
- Right, so I ****ing had my Avatar of Woe out, right? And the bastard like, drew ten thousand cards when I wasn't looking. ****ing wack. Wanna make out?
- Okies.
- Hot. Give me a second first, I gotta call my ***** over here. ROSEWATER! MARK ROSEWATER! COME TO ME!
- Yes master.
- Initiate Plan X while I makeout with Kamie here. Now!
- Yes master.
- No, don't argue with me! I have no choice, I won't change my mind! I must use the evil PLAN X!
- Yes master.
- No! You won't persuade me with your foolish morality Rosewater! MAKE IT SO! PLAN X! NOW! YES! ETCETERA!
- Yes master.
- Pimp...Now...where were we Kamie?
-
- *snore* lol *snore* lol Elisha Cuthbert *snore* lol, asian guyz
*knocking on the door*
- *yawn* Wtf? Goddamit, I need some sleep so I can wake up after I sleep and have a good sleep. I need to sleep so I can wake up fresh in the morning and find pictures of Elisha Cuthbert half-nude and send them to TFE to torment him. Lolz.
*knocking on the door*
- Who is it!?
*opens door*
- ...
- lol, wtf?
-
- Weak.
OMG, what a chapter! I need therapy! What will become of the Agents or Stax?! What nefarious plan does the EvilOverlordIntheShadows have next?! What will TFE do?! What happened to the Pacinos?!
See you next chapter.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
This is too good.... those Pacinos are teh awsome!!
"A man never won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor bastard die for his"- General Patton
Banning TFE? Not cool...
excellent episode, they just keep getting better
thanks to the Epic Graphics crew! it's EPIC!
OFFICIAL DRUG-ADDICT WANNABE OF [ROBOT JESUS!!!!] OOH-RAH!
Whose pants? Stormwind? Whose ass?! What in the deuce are you talking about, my good fellow?
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
That **** was tight as **** yo.
Here's a rap, not an original, but I gots ta spit:
Some people like Chiva, some like brew,
I get mad lifted off a gallon of glue
Pretty soon, I spin like a top
In the middle of the room, and the sh*t won't stop!
Know what I see when I trip?
Tha ratz in tha bassment all start ta flip!
Crawl thru my building, from door to door,
I swear there's a fire so I piss on the floor.
Now down the corridor comes old fat Ned,
Schemin on a ********, from a crack head.
He was like, Hey! wanna piece, little man?
I was like, Yo I'm bettah off wit mah hand!
Aw sh*t! Reality returns! I need anothah hit, but the glue won't burn!
I'm koo-koo-koo and murderous, man I'm just plain nutz
Smokin sodium pentothal cigarette butz and trippppppin!
Aight den. Peace.
EDIT: Hellz yizzah! First post biyatch!!
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- WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME, GODDAMMIT?!
- ROBERT E. LEE WANT LOVE! FISHLOVE!
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- Weak.
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- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- ...
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- ...
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
- RELEASE LOS ROBOTO MINIONS! HO!
- ROBOT KERRY SMASH CAPITALIST PIGS!!!
- Bob Dole.
- Jooba jooba.
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- Whaddya mean I'm fired?!
- I MEAN YER FIRED! Your ratings are terrible, Danza! You can't even compete with the Ross Perot Show or the OHOHOHOH FISHWIVE Show!
- Look chief...just...just give me one more chance! I can make it big! I-I-
- DENIED! HERE IS YOUR NEW REPLACEMENT!
- HELLOHOWAREYOUILIKEFISHANDBEETS!
- You...giant...turd...
- I want you out of my office right now Danza! You're officially on the street! ESCORT HIM OUT, MEN!
- YAAAH, MEIN FUHRER!
- Wait! Fuhrer?!
- Hohohohoho! Yes, in addition to being the first Native American television executive, I also happen to apparently be a clone of Hitler suddenly right now currently! OHOHOHOHOHO!
- HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!
- Wack.
- BWEHEHHEHEHE! SO MY EVIL PLAN OF FORUM DESTRUCTION AND NATIVE AMERICAN HITLERS IS FINALLY AT HAND! I WILL NOT LOSE!
- YESSS MASTER!
- And I can't lose, amirite?
- YESSS MASTER!
*knock on the door*
- Answer that will you? I gotta go make out with Kamahl.
- YESSS MASTER!
- HEY! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE! There's an Evil Shadowy Lair B too, stupid ****ing selfish tenants in Evil Shadowy Lair A, I don't want to have to hear your evil plans filtering in through the ****ing walls. It's dirty.
- OH YEAH! FEUERDRACHE! DESTROY HIM WHILE I GO MAKE OUT WITH KAMAHL!
- MARK ROSEWATER! CRUSH HIM WHILE I GO MAKE OUT WITH KAMAHL!
- YESSS MASTER!
- Yes master.
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OH SNAP! WHAT'S GOING ON!? WHAT IS THIS SORDID LOVE TRIANGLE?! ROMANCE?! HITLER?! ROBOT JOHN KERRY?! WHAT MORE COULD A MAN WANT?!
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i wuv sanbud's work.
at least i'm not making out with Kamahl...
I'm thinking Grizzly Adams is behind the bear plot somehow.
Either that or Chuck Norris.
Poor Danza!
Will he ever succeed?