And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
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"Ah those eyes, those horrible creepy eyes!" -Chaosof99
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justice must always be served and corruption must always be opposed."
Go read! I am one of the three authors of Cranial Insertion.
But seriously, if you can't remember "Woapalanne", just call me Eli.
As AoK said, the important thing is that being bi gets you twice the chances for dates. 8)
Assuming one-tenth of the male population is open to a relationship with another man, and those men would be interested in me in about the same proportion that women are*, and the people I meet on the dating scene are an approximately representative sampling, then no, being bi would get me only 10% more potential dates.
*The first person to make a joke involving the number zero dies. For your information, I did the math, and the actual number is at least 5%. So there.
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candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
Yeah, of course, I'm obviously the person in this thread who gives most head.
Oh no wait, I'm not a ****ing ***. (no offence Kraj)
If anything offends me, it's the possibility your first statement wasn't sarcastic, in which case I must declare a "*****-off"!
(And no, I won't stop being annoying because this thread is a.) isn't going to accomplish anything - what's done is done; and b.) way too ****ing serious. People need to chill the **** out before Hannes gets fed up with us again and the site "crashes" for a couple days.)
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And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Maybe a timeout is for the best. I think I'd be happier without the headaches for a few days. And that'll avoid any lameass April Fools ********.
Bolded the important part.
April Fools failed miserably last year. I don't want to think of what some of the members might try, and as for an organized mod initiative, it's already March 30 and we have absolutely nothing. I think it would actually be better to just kill things for a day or two right there.
April Fools failed miserably last year. I don't want to think of what some of the members might try, and as for an organized mod initiative, it's already March 30 and we have absolutely nothing. I think it would actually be better to just kill things for a day or two right there.
I messaged Lesurgo a few ideas I thought would be hilarious, really prank the **** out everyone. But he didn't think what I'd suggested was a good idea. I more or less lost interest in it. I was never really struck on the inane crap of the day to begin with, but with the community more or less over it, I personally didn't see the point in getting into again.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The year they banned all copyrighted images, phrases, and anything that could possibly be a name or similar something to MTG? That was two years ago ('06). Now that was a good April Fools joke. Too bad I didn't have a chance to log on that day.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The year they banned all copyrighted images, phrases, and anything that could possibly be a name or similar something to MTG? That was two years ago ('06). Now that was a good April Fools joke. Too bad I didn't have a chance to log on that day.
That one got me for the better part of an hour, actually.
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Just sayin'.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
(Not about mikey; I know his proclivities all too well, alas.)
candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
As AoK said, the important thing is that being bi gets you twice the chances for dates. 8)
The other unimportant stuff should be back in this thread.
edit: crap, the thread was deleted when Lesurgo did the purge. Lesurgo, can you bring it back?
"Sufficiently advanced experience is indistinguishable from clairvoyance." -Carsten
"Ah those eyes, those horrible creepy eyes!" -Chaosof99
DCI Level 3 Judge & TO
"I do not consider myself a hero. I know only what the Vec teach:
justice must always be served and corruption must always be opposed."
Go read! I am one of the three authors of Cranial Insertion.
But seriously, if you can't remember "Woapalanne", just call me Eli.
Assuming one-tenth of the male population is open to a relationship with another man, and those men would be interested in me in about the same proportion that women are*, and the people I meet on the dating scene are an approximately representative sampling, then no, being bi would get me only 10% more potential dates.
*The first person to make a joke involving the number zero dies. For your information, I did the math, and the actual number is at least 5%. So there.
candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
If anything offends me, it's the possibility your first statement wasn't sarcastic, in which case I must declare a "*****-off"!
(And no, I won't stop being annoying because this thread is a.) isn't going to accomplish anything - what's done is done; and b.) way too ****ing serious. People need to chill the **** out before Hannes gets fed up with us again and the site "crashes" for a couple days.)
Current New Favorite Person™: Mallory Archer
She knows why.
Maybe a timeout is for the best. I think I'd be happier without the headaches for a few days. And that'll avoid any lameass April Fools ********.
Archatmos
Excellion
Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains
/end Mom look
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Bolded the important part.
April Fools failed miserably last year. I don't want to think of what some of the members might try, and as for an organized mod initiative, it's already March 30 and we have absolutely nothing. I think it would actually be better to just kill things for a day or two right there.
Winner of the Weekly Signature & Avatar Contest Weeks 51, 59, 78, & 118.
I don't care if I was framed for murder if I only got a warning I would let it go.
I messaged Lesurgo a few ideas I thought would be hilarious, really prank the **** out everyone. But he didn't think what I'd suggested was a good idea. I more or less lost interest in it. I was never really struck on the inane crap of the day to begin with, but with the community more or less over it, I personally didn't see the point in getting into again.
Archatmos
Excellion
Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains
Guess I'm banning the Island in Legacy again, just like last year. Craptastic.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
The year they banned all copyrighted images, phrases, and anything that could possibly be a name or similar something to MTG? That was two years ago ('06). Now that was a good April Fools joke. Too bad I didn't have a chance to log on that day.
Winner of the Weekly Signature & Avatar Contest Weeks 51, 59, 78, & 118.
I don't care if I was framed for murder if I only got a warning I would let it go.
Replace all instances of Mutavault with Teferi's Isle.
Got it.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.