I made a post that I thought was pretty funny where I linked to Birds of Paradise. But then I noticed the plural and got sad that my joke no longer made sense. I in fact only have one Bird of Paradise. Then I deleted that post and made this one to explain why the post no one saw with the joke no one laughed at has now disappeared.
Annorax, Wistful General 3UUW
Legendary Creature — Human Moderator
Shroud, protection from drama
Whenever a Troll or N00b comes into play, put an infraction counter on Annorax. Whenever a Ripper comes into play or a player plays a Rip spell, put three infraction counters on Annorax.
UU, T, Remove an infraction counter from Annorax: Counter target spell.
Remove three infraction counters from Annorax: Remove target Troll, N00b or Ripper creature from the game. Players can't play spells with the same name as that creature.
3/3
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Hey all... I'm retired, not dead. Check out what I'm doing these days (and beg me to come back if you want):
Sapphiretri "one who comes and goes" WWGG
Legendary Creature - Naturist
GG: Phases out of from being a mod for a few months
GGG: Phase back in with and gain trample, doublestrike, Protection from ego trippers, and Search your deck for an artifact named Railgun amd equip it to this card.
GW: Gain 5 life
GGG: Force target creature to block this card.
3/3
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Wow, that text is impossibly small and the art definitely needs to be moved up a little. All I can see is the very top of the dragon and some lightning about it.
Also, having sorcery-speed Extirpate on a stick seems a little powerful to me.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
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Excellion
Fracture: Israfiel (WBR), Wujal (URG), Valedon (GUB), Amduat (BGW), Paladris (RWU)
Collision (Set Two of the Fracture Block)
Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains
Legendary Creature — Human Moderator
Shroud, protection from drama
Whenever a Troll or N00b comes into play, put an infraction counter on Annorax. Whenever a Ripper comes into play or a player plays a Rip spell, put three infraction counters on Annorax.
UU, T, Remove an infraction counter from Annorax: Counter target spell.
Remove three infraction counters from Annorax: Remove target Troll, N00b or Ripper creature from the game. Players can't play spells with the same name as that creature.
3/3
https://twitch.tv/annorax10 (classic retro speedruns & occasional MTGO/MTGA screwaround streams)
https://twitch.tv/SwiftorCasino (yes, my team and I run live dealer games for the baldman using his channel points as chips)
Legendary Creature - Naturist
GG: Phases out of from being a mod for a few months
GGG: Phase back in with and gain trample, doublestrike, Protection from ego trippers, and Search your deck for an artifact named Railgun amd equip it to this card.
GW: Gain 5 life
GGG: Force target creature to block this card.
3/3
Woo, narcissism.
Legendary Snow Creature - Human Mutant
1S Gains flying until end of turn.
3S Remove target creature from the game. It gains Suspend 4.
3/4
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Actually, this might be a pretty good creature. Perhaps I need to go on to win the invitational...LOL
Caselogik: Maybe you could put me in a picture over here? Please?
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Also, having sorcery-speed Extirpate on a stick seems a little powerful to me.
Winner of the Weekly Signature & Avatar Contest Weeks 51, 59, 78, & 118.
I don't care if I was framed for murder if I only got a warning I would let it go.
I tried to fix the art, but you know me; I suck with that. At least the ability doesn't have split second, but jeez: AoK's GOT to be broken
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.