I was somehow edited before i could go on my entire diatribe. Suffice to say that there are many things that you will need to know before you can become a MAN. Also, he will be a member of my clan before any of you, you pieces of **** so **** you all, get herpes and ****ing die of AIDS.
I turn 18 in a little under 6 months...it's going to be sweet...one of my good lady friends wants to go to a strip club with me...I think she's bi...it's hot...
Anyways. *snaps out of it* Yay! <3
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Go on ahead and let it fade away.
No looking back you know the past will stay.
It's you and me, we could get out of here.
Jump in and go and we could drive for years.
We could feel alive...:\'(
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Awesome, so what are you going to do now that your 18?
Maybe I shouldn't have indulged at such an early age, then my upcoming 18th birthday might actually mean something. Well, at least I don't have to wait until my friends working register to buy cigarettes.
Congratulations though, you should have lots of fun with your cigarettes and porn. But be careful though, to much porn causes lung cancer. And cigarettes make your palms turn into seashells. Wich is actually kind of cool, so yeah maybe you should smoke more.
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"All Thats Good Is Gone, I Have Tried Too Long" Rasputina - A Quitter
I can now legally consent, have sex, view porn, and some other stuff.
Yay for me!
HAH, canada is so much better... they actually are thinking about STD awareness classes in 3rd grade cause they're worried about 6th graders having sex... nice (dont worry, i'm 21 and i sure as hell aint interested in those under 18... ok maybe sometimes 17 but not lower than that)
Happy birthday! I was glad for my 18th birthday, till I kind of panicked a couple days prior and didn't want to become a "man" and getting old and whatnot. It was my 'middle-life crisis', I'll probably get another 20 years from now :p. But anyway, :birthday:!
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"If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door." - Harvey Milk, from a tape that was to be played only after his assassination.
"Kids don't beat me, I beat kids!" - Homer
"Serve no master but your ambition." - Illyria
"The best government is the government that is powerlessly afraid of overstepping it's bounds." - Denver'D
Yay for me!
..oh and you can smoke too, don't forget than you can smoke!
Congrat and enjoy your 18th bday... the best days of your life... it's all down hill from there;)
Happy Birthday anyway.
I was somehow edited before i could go on my entire diatribe. Suffice to say that there are many things that you will need to know before you can become a MAN. Also, he will be a member of my clan before any of you, you pieces of **** so **** you all, get herpes and ****ing die of AIDS.
<3 P
Hewo wittle fishy!
Damn, if I'm back at my home country, I can be drinking right now!
Uh, I mean, Happy Birthday!
I turn 18 in a little under 6 months...it's going to be sweet...one of my good lady friends wants to go to a strip club with me...I think she's bi...it's hot...
Anyways. *snaps out of it* Yay! <3
Maybe I shouldn't have indulged at such an early age, then my upcoming 18th birthday might actually mean something. Well, at least I don't have to wait until my friends working register to buy cigarettes.
Congratulations though, you should have lots of fun with your cigarettes and porn. But be careful though, to much porn causes lung cancer. And cigarettes make your palms turn into seashells. Wich is actually kind of cool, so yeah maybe you should smoke more.
Rasputina - A Quitter
HAH, canada is so much better... they actually are thinking about STD awareness classes in 3rd grade cause they're worried about 6th graders having sex... nice (dont worry, i'm 21 and i sure as hell aint interested in those under 18... ok maybe sometimes 17 but not lower than that)
"Kids don't beat me, I beat kids!" - Homer
"Serve no master but your ambition." - Illyria
"The best government is the government that is powerlessly afraid of overstepping it's bounds." - Denver'D
Enjoy being eighteen!!
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