In the center of a creeping mass of various forms of plant life, some bearing marks and occasional movement of the mass showing elements of animals and sentient beings, sits a cathedral. This building, once elegant to the point of ostentatiousness has now become a ruin, but one that is still structurally sound. Looking at the building, one can imagine it as almost being alive.
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Ti'rin comes across a building that resonates with something deep within himself. It's almost as though he's called to the building. He moves slowly inside, as though in a trance.
Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
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An attractive female elf places herself between Ti'rin and the rest of the entrance. "Can I help you?"
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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sado-masochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
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Stupidity cannot be tolerated. Idiots thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding."
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PUPPIES AND BUNNIES!!
A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
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Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sado-masochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
"I think . . . no . . ." Ti'rin collapses as green and black energy surge out of him in coruscating patterns.
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Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
Quote from Me »
Stupidity cannot be tolerated. Idiots thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding."
Quote from Fenris »
PUPPIES AND BUNNIES!!
A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
Quote from Me »
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
OOC: TBC in new thread, called [Golgari]Internal Journey
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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sado-masochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
As Deraxas enters, slowly, she comes to find a very familiar looking zombie standing next to the main desk. The elf behind the desk sends the red-armored zombie away, and looks at Deraxas, "Can I...help you?"
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Yes. I do. I am the daughter of Elia, leafshaper of Aes Alana; student of Kylfor the Oakfather...manabound to a damned watermage... and master of necromancy. I am as yet untutored in the other half of my magic....but I cannot learn except by doing."
Deraxas stands firm, watching the thin elfwoman with one eyebrow raised.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Did I stutter?" Deraxas says sweetly, her temper getting the better of her. "Yes, I said Kylfor.. he's taken me as a student, of sorts. So, do I belong here?"
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"No, that was the Golgari sign to summon me. It's use is reserved for moments of great urgency, or to let me know one of the great mages have shown up to seek my presence.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Now why would you punish her if she felt my presence was sufficient to summon you? It's not like you could be THAT busy. Nature runs itself. Lord Korlash always has time to speak to those who require his presence."
Deraxas isn't trying to hide the fact that she really doesn't like this woman.
"I mentioned the name of my teacher. It shocked her. Perhaps you have heard of him. Kylfor, a tree-druid of.. considerable power."
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"No, seeing as I never got THAT from anyone, why should I expect it here?
Look, I came here because I heard this was a place where I could refine my mana abilities. I am not in balance- my mastery over death is nowhere equal to my other side, as I only recently became able to utilize it. I'm not even FROM here. Perhaps he admires my tenacity, or maybe it's him."
She points to Sprout.
"I have no idea. He knew my mother. My point is, I was informed that I belonged here in some way or another, so here I am."
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Well, considering the old oak has the right to add a member to the Golgari once a year, and hasn't used it for, well, before either of us were alive, I wouldn't be able to stop your admittance.
Though, I certainly don't think you're good enough."
"And why is it that you don't think I am good enough to join your guild?" Deraxas's face turns almost white in anger.
"Why is it that no one thinks I am good enough for anything? Is it my face that bothers you? Is it the fact that I am not- not what I seem to be? Is it the fact that I come from the abominable pit known as Lorwyn? I will tell you this truly, Lady, I am plenty good enough to join you... whether you realize it or not."
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
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Ti'rin comes across a building that resonates with something deep within himself. It's almost as though he's called to the building. He moves slowly inside, as though in a trance.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
M.R. NOT.
O.S.A.R.C.M.WANGS?
L.I.B.M.R.DUCKS.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
M.R. NOT.
O.S.A.R.C.M.WANGS?
L.I.B.M.R.DUCKS.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
M.R. NOT.
O.S.A.R.C.M.WANGS?
L.I.B.M.R.DUCKS.
She walks in, her steps light, and she stares at the tomb wreathed in vines unlike anything she's ever seen.
"You guys could use a new gardener."
She approches the opening, frowning.
"Squeeeeeak."
"What's wrong, Sprout? I know it smells funny, but so does Shimia. It'll be okay."
"Squeak."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
No. That can't be.... is that...if that happened to...then what's about to happen to me...?
She gulps down a feeling of dread and forces her expression to be completely neutral.
"I was led here by a child. He seemed to think that I belong here."
Sprout pokes up his head, from over her shoulder.
"Squeak."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas stands firm, watching the thin elfwoman with one eyebrow raised.
"Squeak, squeak." Sprout chimes in, helpfully.
"Sssh."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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"Did..you..say...Kylfor?"
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Then, she turned and left without another word.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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You are neither. Who are you?"
She turns to the voice.
"I am Deraxas of House Shimia. Who are you?"
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
I am Savra, the head of the Golgari."
She's no bigger than I am. And a ton more arrogant, if that were possible.
"Squeak!" It sounds almost indignant.
"And what," Deraxas says in careful, icy courtesy, "caused your clerk to summon you, may I ask?"
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
What do you want?"
Deraxas isn't trying to hide the fact that she really doesn't like this woman.
"I mentioned the name of my teacher. It shocked her. Perhaps you have heard of him. Kylfor, a tree-druid of.. considerable power."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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"So, the old oak has his eyes sparkling on another protege. I have no idea what he sees in you, but who can out-argue a treefolk?
I suppose you think this gives you some special entitlement, huh?"
Look, I came here because I heard this was a place where I could refine my mana abilities. I am not in balance- my mastery over death is nowhere equal to my other side, as I only recently became able to utilize it. I'm not even FROM here. Perhaps he admires my tenacity, or maybe it's him."
She points to Sprout.
"I have no idea. He knew my mother. My point is, I was informed that I belonged here in some way or another, so here I am."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Though, I certainly don't think you're good enough."
"Why is it that no one thinks I am good enough for anything? Is it my face that bothers you? Is it the fact that I am not- not what I seem to be? Is it the fact that I come from the abominable pit known as Lorwyn? I will tell you this truly, Lady, I am plenty good enough to join you... whether you realize it or not."
She almost spits the word 'lady'.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.