Patches is really excited for another adventure and also wants to share what she did:
So, when I was in the house of Shimia I had this hilarious idea. I wrote them a note that said "Im in ur office, leavin' you a dead squirrel" for some reason I found it hilarious. But come on lets do something else.
Guran walks through the streets of Estark, while in his head he thinks of home.
"If I could go back to Urborg just once ... feel its power ..."
"You will Guran, you will"
"Really? Will I be able to?"
"I will guide you there"
"That would be great ..."
The memories of Liya came back to his mind.
There was a clear vision, it seemed so real, she was in pain ... she needed him ...
"NO!!!" He stopped walking, he fell against a wall, tears dripping on the ground ...
The memories of the day he was taken away, the day he was forced to leave her ...
She had been his only hope in the hell Urborg was for anyone who lived there ...
He stood up, whiped away the tears and started to walk down the road ...
OOC: First off, until told otherwise, nobody is to post on this thread. The following post is necessary for a specific character's quest line, and posting anything after it until he does will probably be distracting to the character and may prevent him from reading the necessary post and prevent him from continuing along his character's advancement. As such, anyone who posts on here who is not supposed to will be punished in a manner befitting my twisted, sadistic mind. Thank you.
Now, back to the scheduled post.
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A man shrouded in a dark cloak with darker splotches all over it walks into the center of the city park. He steps up onto the back of a statue and clears his throat. "Chaos! Chaos shall reign eternal upon the blight that is this city. You with your pathetic laws and your obedience to the norms! A pox upon all your Houses! Meow! Meow! Run through the streets naked! Make yourselves known to your neighbors in every fashion! Roll the ball down the street! Hey! I said the ball! Balls will roll! Roll, I tell you! Roll! You know what else is like a ball? A head! That's right. Heads will roll, you pathetic incompetents! Heads will roll! He is coming! He is coming and he will rain fried spaghetti down upon all your heads! People beware! I own all your eyeballs, for they can see me. Fear not, my brethren, for you can be saved. All those who are worthy must go to a place where death and aggression meet unseen by those who call themselves 'civilized.' Go there, find the man known only as 'The Chaplain,' and you will be freed from your concerns."
Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
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Roger thought to himself, "What the hell is this man letting on about. This isn't any way for... Wait a moment... This loony must be what I'm searching for. Although I hate doing it, this is the only way I'll think myself safe for a while. I only hope that I don't jump out of the frying pan and land in a fire. Damn, my life sucks right now."
The, now accomplished, black mage walked by the insane little man at a close distance. If he wasn't really crazy, he would probably figure out Roger was a 'hopeful,' Although Roger hated the idea of it; However, if he really was crazy, he might just do something stupid and keep going.
"I guess I'll just have to find out."
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Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
Quote from Me »
Stupidity cannot be tolerated. Idiots thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding."
Quote from Fenris »
PUPPIES AND BUNNIES!!
A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
Quote from Me »
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
OOC: Happy Noodle Boy was my inspiration for this preacher. By the way, he hasn't left yet, so feel free to have a little fun with him, if you want.
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Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
Quote from Me »
Stupidity cannot be tolerated. Idiots thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding."
Quote from Fenris »
PUPPIES AND BUNNIES!!
A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
Quote from Me »
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
Patches walks over to the crazy preacher and looks up at him quizzically:
*mew*?
Which means: Whats ur problem, srsly?
She is quite amused by him but makes sure to stay a good ways back, she has seen his type before, diseased and insane.
OOC: Will he get killed by angry people similar to HNB?
The man shifts his gaze down to the cat sitting in front of him. He cocks his head to the side as the cat "Mew"s and he seems to process the cat's sound. He responds with his own, much deeper, "Mew meow. Rowr?"
Which, translated to the cat, means, "Wrong with me? Nothing. My guild told me to come out here and act like this. Why are you so far away?"
OOC: Probably not. He's potentially required for others.
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Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
Quote from Me »
Stupidity cannot be tolerated. Idiots thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding."
Quote from Fenris »
PUPPIES AND BUNNIES!!
A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
Quote from Me »
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
Hasha bounced in behind Patches and stopped short at the wild-eyed man. She shot a questioning look at the cat and muttered, "This one looks a bit off his block..."
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In what universe? If you build a deck like that, and ever draw that hand, I will personally come to wherever you live, perform complicated acts of awestruck ********, then disembowel myself to escape the world that allowed something like to to occur and validate you.
Patches looks over at Hasha:
Yeah, he's a little crazy but I think that he might be a nice guy, he speaks cat ya know, a little bit of an accent, but still pretty well.
Patches walks over to the man and rubs up against him showing that she trusts him.
OOC: Please don't have him eat her or something weird like that.
Patches seemed confidant in this strange man, but Hasha had been around enough crazy in her life to be a bit leery of the kind. She understood the cat language well enough, at least enough to get the gist of and was startled by the big person fluent speaking of it, something she had never encountered outside a few green mages that had a basic grasp of some animal tongues. Intrigued, she slowly approached the man, noting that he had yet to do anything aggressive except yell random gibberish. She gathered a bit of red mana to herself however, just in case.
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In what universe? If you build a deck like that, and ever draw that hand, I will personally come to wherever you live, perform complicated acts of awestruck ********, then disembowel myself to escape the world that allowed something like to to occur and validate you.
I must form the same block Ti'rin did as we have another character related post.
In the center of the city stands a tree that is said to exude pure daylight from its fruits. It is a holy tree and protected by some unseen force. There upon a rock nearby sits a hermit deep in meditation awaiting any who wish to know more about the tree. He awaits the passage of time.
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Originally commissioned through High~Light Studios
Hermit: The tree before you stands as a shineing beacon to guide the way for all who wish to become part of The Selesnya. It represents both light and life two principles followed strongly by members of the order. What else would you like to know for my wisdom is vast and my faith to this tree and the Selesnya is strong.
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The hermit twist his head somewhat sideways and then smiles.
Hermit: You wish to join the order do you. Well this tree is but the starting of that path of growth and development. But not all trees are as full of life as this one is. There exists a grove of such trees that we of the order tend to. It has grown tainted by some evil force and requires cleansing. Should you wish to continue on our journy you will have to go there and help cleanse some of its evil.
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OOC: Your call, crazy guy could get interesting though.... maybe he'd come along for our next one?
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Standard: GWU Bant Control GRB Jund Ramp GW Overrun
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Quote from Elysium »
In what universe? If you build a deck like that, and ever draw that hand, I will personally come to wherever you live, perform complicated acts of awestruck ********, then disembowel myself to escape the world that allowed something like to to occur and validate you.
Devlin arrives and begins dancing randomly in the streets near the crazy guy. As he dances, he begins to sing horribly off-key.
"I can't decide/whether you should live or die/though you'll probably go to heaven/please don't hang your head and cry/I wonder why/my heart feels dead inside/it's cold and hard/and petrified/Lock the doors and close the blinds/we're going for a ride/Oh, I could throw you in the lake/or feed you poisoned birthday cake/I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone/I could bury you alive/but you might crawl out with a knife/and kill me when I'm sleeping/that's why/I can't decide/whether you should live or die . . ."
OOC: Credit to lyrics goes to the Scissor Sisters and their song, "I Can't Decide."
IC: A duck quacks twice
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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving, control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sado-masochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
Patches looks up at the crazy man:
My friend and I are going to cause some michief, would you like to come along, or are you more of the complete chaos type?
Never forget: there's always someone bigger, better and stronger than you.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God?
Quote from Me »
Stupidity cannot be tolerated. Idiots thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding."
Quote from Fenris »
PUPPIES AND BUNNIES!!
A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
Quote from Me »
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
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So, when I was in the house of Shimia I had this hilarious idea. I wrote them a note that said "Im in ur office, leavin' you a dead squirrel" for some reason I found it hilarious. But come on lets do something else.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
"If I could go back to Urborg just once ... feel its power ..."
"You will Guran, you will"
"Really? Will I be able to?"
"I will guide you there"
"That would be great ..."
The memories of Liya came back to his mind.
There was a clear vision, it seemed so real, she was in pain ... she needed him ...
"NO!!!" He stopped walking, he fell against a wall, tears dripping on the ground ...
The memories of the day he was taken away, the day he was forced to leave her ...
She had been his only hope in the hell Urborg was for anyone who lived there ...
He stood up, whiped away the tears and started to walk down the road ...
OOC: just some fun RP'ing, nothing else to do
Now, back to the scheduled post.
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A man shrouded in a dark cloak with darker splotches all over it walks into the center of the city park. He steps up onto the back of a statue and clears his throat. "Chaos! Chaos shall reign eternal upon the blight that is this city. You with your pathetic laws and your obedience to the norms! A pox upon all your Houses! Meow! Meow! Run through the streets naked! Make yourselves known to your neighbors in every fashion! Roll the ball down the street! Hey! I said the ball! Balls will roll! Roll, I tell you! Roll! You know what else is like a ball? A head! That's right. Heads will roll, you pathetic incompetents! Heads will roll! He is coming! He is coming and he will rain fried spaghetti down upon all your heads! People beware! I own all your eyeballs, for they can see me. Fear not, my brethren, for you can be saved. All those who are worthy must go to a place where death and aggression meet unseen by those who call themselves 'civilized.' Go there, find the man known only as 'The Chaplain,' and you will be freed from your concerns."
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
The, now accomplished, black mage walked by the insane little man at a close distance. If he wasn't really crazy, he would probably figure out Roger was a 'hopeful,' Although Roger hated the idea of it; However, if he really was crazy, he might just do something stupid and keep going.
"I guess I'll just have to find out."
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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Nice riddle though!
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
*mew*?
Which means: Whats ur problem, srsly?
She is quite amused by him but makes sure to stay a good ways back, she has seen his type before, diseased and insane.
OOC: Will he get killed by angry people similar to HNB?
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Which, translated to the cat, means, "Wrong with me? Nothing. My guild told me to come out here and act like this. Why are you so far away?"
OOC: Probably not. He's potentially required for others.
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.
Standard:
GWU Bant Control
GRB Jund Ramp
GW Overrun
Extended:
0 Affinity
QUOTES
Big Thanks to Spiderboy4 and High Light Studios for the Sig
Yeah, he's a little crazy but I think that he might be a nice guy, he speaks cat ya know, a little bit of an accent, but still pretty well.
Patches walks over to the man and rubs up against him showing that she trusts him.
OOC: Please don't have him eat her or something weird like that.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Standard:
GWU Bant Control
GRB Jund Ramp
GW Overrun
Extended:
0 Affinity
QUOTES
Big Thanks to Spiderboy4 and High Light Studios for the Sig
Looking up at the man she asks:
Do you know how to speak ferret, I know a little but I'm sure it would put my friend at ease, if you did.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
In the center of the city stands a tree that is said to exude pure daylight from its fruits. It is a holy tree and protected by some unseen force. There upon a rock nearby sits a hermit deep in meditation awaiting any who wish to know more about the tree. He awaits the passage of time.
Hermit: The tree before you stands as a shineing beacon to guide the way for all who wish to become part of The Selesnya. It represents both light and life two principles followed strongly by members of the order. What else would you like to know for my wisdom is vast and my faith to this tree and the Selesnya is strong.
Hermit: You wish to join the order do you. Well this tree is but the starting of that path of growth and development. But not all trees are as full of life as this one is. There exists a grove of such trees that we of the order tend to. It has grown tainted by some evil force and requires cleansing. Should you wish to continue on our journy you will have to go there and help cleanse some of its evil.
OOC: New thread pending [The Corrupted Grove] Selesnya Order
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Standard:
GWU Bant Control
GRB Jund Ramp
GW Overrun
Extended:
0 Affinity
QUOTES
Big Thanks to Spiderboy4 and High Light Studios for the Sig
"I can't decide/whether you should live or die/though you'll probably go to heaven/please don't hang your head and cry/I wonder why/my heart feels dead inside/it's cold and hard/and petrified/Lock the doors and close the blinds/we're going for a ride/Oh, I could throw you in the lake/or feed you poisoned birthday cake/I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone/I could bury you alive/but you might crawl out with a knife/and kill me when I'm sleeping/that's why/I can't decide/whether you should live or die . . ."
OOC: Credit to lyrics goes to the Scissor Sisters and their song, "I Can't Decide."
IC: A duck quacks twice
M.R. NOT.
O.S.A.R.C.M.WANGS?
L.I.B.M.R.DUCKS.
My friend and I are going to cause some michief, would you like to come along, or are you more of the complete chaos type?
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Someone once asked me why, when I talk about House Dimir, I don't put the word "the" in front of it.
At the time, I had no answer, but it just came to me.
Do we put the word "the" in front of God? A Storyteller is not a GM. A GM is God. God is one of the Storyteller's little minions.