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Players:
Oreo/Sepiriel
Aggron/Shadow of Nevinryyal
Ish Tok/Master of Shadows
"I would assume he is male, yes. Now, I have several types of potions in development, and I need different ingredients for each. I will need..." Selar looks at a notepad. "A substantial amount of Baloth muscle tissue, a large tortoise shell, powdered or whole, your discretion, a quart of fish oil, and..." she glances worryingly at Ish Tok and Oreo before continuing, "A large bag of raw coffee beans, unroasted and uncrushed. Everything else I can get in the city. Oh, and sadly, none of this stuff must come from summoned entities. I need the originals."
OOC: Logs In .... also you would think you could get coffee beans at the store
IC: "Oh this sounds like a scavenger hunt, I always loved those... but they never let me join after i fainted in one of the games" Oreo says with his usual smile, he takes his spindle disks and starts playing a little
"Do you have any good ideas where we can look for this things?" he asks casually of the good Doctor.
OOC: In case you get confused, a spindle disk is nothing more than a glorified Yo-Yo, it also happens to be Oreo's 'dagger' since theres this nifty little blades that come out when flicked in a certain way
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Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
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<Yes, I'm male!> Aggron exclaims. Everyone else had taken it for granted....
'm sure we can hunt down a baloth. Between us, I'm sure we can take it. Fish and tortoises are the same way, but coffee beans...What are those?> There had been no coffee in Aggron's life before, and of course he hadn't seen it in the city.
"Well its hard to tell... you have no lady bits but you dont have boy bits either... what happens when your kind want kids? you split and multiply Mogwai style?" Oreo asks Aggron with curiosity.
"Oh I know that one, we had it once in a while in the Village, nasty stuff, really bitter, Auntie loved it, everyone else used to call it 'Demon Piss', I suppose a farm would be a good place to look for that one" Oreo says suddenly after he hears Aggrons questoin regarding coffee.
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Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
Aggron grits his teeth. The sound is somewhat alarming.
<First off, just because my physiology is different from a human's doesn't mean I lack it entirely. Second off, I didn't exactly choose to be this way.> Aggron knocks the knuckles of one hand onto the palm of the other, and it makes a clanging noise. <Hear that? That's the product of a much less scrupulous scientist's research. I'm not exactly a natural member of my old species anymore.>
But the human's second answer confuses Aggron. <Beans? Demon piss? What are you talking about?> Aggron looks to the doctor for explanation...he's not entirely convinced of the human's stability.
We might ought to slow down and wait for Master of Shadows, at least. I'm sure he'd have his own pithy comments about Aggron's lack of visible masculinity
OOC: Yes perhaps we should... but i fear after hearing whatever Ish Tok has to say (and im pretty sure it will be torture related :p) Aggron might decide to kill us all
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Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
Looking between the group Ish Tok slowly wonders why no one wants to drink coffee. Hopefully we find the coffee beans first, after all I would prefer to beable to bounce off the walls when we fight the Baloth."
Ish Tok then looks towards the Docter "If the experimentation has to be willing can I partake of it. It is after all like torture, is it not? Also where would we find the Baloth, and can I eat the fish and maybe the tortoise if I am hungry?"
"I'm sorry to hear that you had an encounter with scientists who were lacking in morals, Mister Aggron, and no it won't be like torture!" she says the latter to Ish Tok. "You'll be consuming potions, and I will be observing the results. I will have antidotes ready in case anything goes horribly wrong, but if my calculations and measurements are correct, all should go well, and we will achieve the desired results.
"With regards to your hunger, all I need are the oil and shells, so after you retrieve it, you may dispose of the rest how you wish. I'm sure the Gruul would prefer that you at least use the whole of the creatures."
She turns back to the group. "Additionally, coffee is a natural stimulant. And I would prefer if the beans were not eaten. I need them raw, and fresh. Sadly, I can only seem to find roasted beans in the city. I don't need fine Otarian Roast, or anything. One of the more local varieties will be fine."
"There are some forests to the east. A few baloths tend to roam in there, and I know of a farm nearby. I don't know whether or not they grow coffee there, but it's worth a try. As for the fish and tortoises, the seaside is to the west."
"Oh but if we split up we might miss the fun!" Oreo says as he looks at Aggron "It is much better to do things together, besides i found pirates and a Kenny on my last job, I cant begin to imagine what i will find out this time and I'll be damned if I miss something because I ended up in the wrong group" he says as his smile forms into a mischievous grin.
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Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
Looking form Oreo to Aggron with a smile that makes seem as if he is actually bearing his sharp teeth "Well I agree with Oreo we should stick together after all we don't want to miss all the excitment, now do we? Besides maybe I can find the taste for Baloth. Also if we get extra coffee beans I don't want you hoarding it all."
Turning to Docter Selar "I understand you said we are only going to try out potions, but I hope they cause some painful reactions. That would be close enough to torture to suit me.
Aggron shakes his head at the goblin. Crazy creature...
Then Aggron makes a decision. <All right, you two, if we're going to do this, let's get started. Doctor, do you have any more specific directions or locations for us, or shall we be off? We're getting the coffee first,> while I still have my sanity, Aggron adds to himself...
"Well the Doc already said where we could find things, the Baloth in the Eastern Forest, the Fish and Turtle in the Beaches to the west, the coffee in the bearby farm possibly, it seems you have some listening problems" Oreo says with his grin still in place.
Looking at Ish Tok his face darkens a little, as if something awakes within Oreo "If you want I can smack you every now and again" he says in a voice not quite as friendly and not quite his own, before snapping back into his placid friendly visage "that way you wont feel so antsy about waiting for the testing"
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Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
Carefully aiming his thoughts so only the doctor could hear them, Aggron replies, <Oh, I plan to. I want to get done with that before these two run me ragged.>
Then Aggron checks the position of the sun. <All right, you two. East is this way. Let's go.> Without waiting for the others to reply, he starts to walk.
Running to catch up with Aggron "Shouldn't we take care of the Baloth first? After all you strike me as one who would prefer to rest after the fight." With a raised eyebrow "Or would you prefer to risk another battle weakened. Are you sure you don't like torture because that seems disatrous. Wait that means we better do it that way."
<The baloths can be found in the east. Fish and turtles are what we find at the seacoast, which is west. Coffee and baloths live in the forest, to the east. I think we'll be able to rest in Estark in between fights.>
Aggron looks back at the third member. <You coming?>
"Well, see ya later Doc" Oreo says with a grin as he bows politely to Selar, then moves quickly to catch up.
"You know the little one is right in a way, Taking care of the Baloth first would be a good idea, since we have to bring several pounds of muscle with us, if the farm is on the way to the forest we can get the coffee on the way back as well as using the place as a resting place of sorts" Oreo says quickly with that smile of his planted on his face
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Oreo, Glazing people better than Dunkin' Donuts since 2009
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
<That's true,> Aggron replies, <but it's also true that baloth meat might start to rot before we get it back. Let's actually reach the forest before we decide.> He continues to walk east with the others as they discuss their plans...
After a while of traveling, they find what looks like a small forest. There is a hut at the edge of the forest, and a bigger forest in the distance ahead.
"Hey Hey Aggron, what exactly are you? I mean you look kinda like a lizard but i have never seen your kinda before, are you a forest dweller?" Oreo asks casually as they walk.
Noticing the hut he smiles "Look! People! Can we go see the People? Please!?:suckup:" he says with delight for some strange reason
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.
Aggron grimaces at the human's inaccuracy. <In my home plane, we don't have lizards, but we do have similar species. Physically, I'm more like a viashino than a lizard--have you ever seen one of them? Oh, and I do know a little about forests, but not much...>
Aggron pauses as he sees the hut. He thinks for a moment. <This area's more...rural...than Estark. You should probably be the one to ask them, Oreo, not me. I'm...not sure how they'd react to me.> He backs out of easy view from the doorway.
As the group approaches the small forest and spies the hut "Is that supposed to be the farm? If so where are the plants. I want to ask them where the Baloths are. Can I ask them, please.
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Players:
Oreo/Sepiriel
Aggron/Shadow of Nevinryyal
Ish Tok/Master of Shadows
"I would assume he is male, yes. Now, I have several types of potions in development, and I need different ingredients for each. I will need..." Selar looks at a notepad. "A substantial amount of Baloth muscle tissue, a large tortoise shell, powdered or whole, your discretion, a quart of fish oil, and..." she glances worryingly at Ish Tok and Oreo before continuing, "A large bag of raw coffee beans, unroasted and uncrushed. Everything else I can get in the city. Oh, and sadly, none of this stuff must come from summoned entities. I need the originals."
IC: "Oh this sounds like a scavenger hunt, I always loved those... but they never let me join after i fainted in one of the games" Oreo says with his usual smile, he takes his spindle disks and starts playing a little
"Do you have any good ideas where we can look for this things?" he asks casually of the good Doctor.
OOC: In case you get confused, a spindle disk is nothing more than a glorified Yo-Yo, it also happens to be Oreo's 'dagger' since theres this nifty little blades that come out when flicked in a certain way
<Yes, I'm male!> Aggron exclaims. Everyone else had taken it for granted....
'm sure we can hunt down a baloth. Between us, I'm sure we can take it. Fish and tortoises are the same way, but coffee beans...What are those?> There had been no coffee in Aggron's life before, and of course he hadn't seen it in the city.
"Oh I know that one, we had it once in a while in the Village, nasty stuff, really bitter, Auntie loved it, everyone else used to call it 'Demon Piss', I suppose a farm would be a good place to look for that one" Oreo says suddenly after he hears Aggrons questoin regarding coffee.
<First off, just because my physiology is different from a human's doesn't mean I lack it entirely. Second off, I didn't exactly choose to be this way.> Aggron knocks the knuckles of one hand onto the palm of the other, and it makes a clanging noise. <Hear that? That's the product of a much less scrupulous scientist's research. I'm not exactly a natural member of my old species anymore.>
But the human's second answer confuses Aggron. <Beans? Demon piss? What are you talking about?> Aggron looks to the doctor for explanation...he's not entirely convinced of the human's stability.
EDIT: Oh, and if Aggron has anything t all to say about it, you two aren't getting ANYWHERE near the coffee
Ish Tok then looks towards the Docter "If the experimentation has to be willing can I partake of it. It is after all like torture, is it not? Also where would we find the Baloth, and can I eat the fish and maybe the tortoise if I am hungry?"
"With regards to your hunger, all I need are the oil and shells, so after you retrieve it, you may dispose of the rest how you wish. I'm sure the Gruul would prefer that you at least use the whole of the creatures."
She turns back to the group. "Additionally, coffee is a natural stimulant. And I would prefer if the beans were not eaten. I need them raw, and fresh. Sadly, I can only seem to find roasted beans in the city. I don't need fine Otarian Roast, or anything. One of the more local varieties will be fine."
"There are some forests to the east. A few baloths tend to roam in there, and I know of a farm nearby. I don't know whether or not they grow coffee there, but it's worth a try. As for the fish and tortoises, the seaside is to the west."
Aggron thinks. <In fact, let's do that first...or do you two want to split the group? I can probably handle a few baloths by myself, and the two of you could head to the seacoast.> Aggron is not looking forward to the job of keeping these two in line and away from the coffee...
Turning to Docter Selar "I understand you said we are only going to try out potions, but I hope they cause some painful reactions. That would be close enough to torture to suit me.
Then Aggron makes a decision. <All right, you two, if we're going to do this, let's get started. Doctor, do you have any more specific directions or locations for us, or shall we be off? We're getting the coffee first,> while I still have my sanity, Aggron adds to himself...
Looking at Ish Tok his face darkens a little, as if something awakes within Oreo "If you want I can smack you every now and again" he says in a voice not quite as friendly and not quite his own, before snapping back into his placid friendly visage "that way you wont feel so antsy about waiting for the testing"
As the glimer starts to fade from his eyes "Where did you say the farm was again Docter Selar?"
She leans down to Aggron and says, slightly quieter, "You can stop back here and drop off the coffee when you pass through."
Then Aggron checks the position of the sun. <All right, you two. East is this way. Let's go.> Without waiting for the others to reply, he starts to walk.
Aggron looks back at the third member. <You coming?>
"You know the little one is right in a way, Taking care of the Baloth first would be a good idea, since we have to bring several pounds of muscle with us, if the farm is on the way to the forest we can get the coffee on the way back as well as using the place as a resting place of sorts" Oreo says quickly with that smile of his planted on his face
Noticing the hut he smiles "Look! People! Can we go see the People? Please!?:suckup:" he says with delight for some strange reason
Aggron pauses as he sees the hut. He thinks for a moment. <This area's more...rural...than Estark. You should probably be the one to ask them, Oreo, not me. I'm...not sure how they'd react to me.> He backs out of easy view from the doorway.