Ok, so it's sorta been a long time coming, but here it finally is, my thread for the Zombpocalypse Movies. For the moment, I'm just making posts that I'l fill in later, but in brief:
The Zombpocalyse (zombie + apocalypse) Movies will be about the event that is going to take place in less than 2 years. Zombies are going to start overrunning the planet. There is an article (which I will add here shortly) about real-life zombies that have been created. So far it's only been dogs, but they're going to start testing on humans soon. The movies will either be filmed like any other movie, or perhaps even during the actual zombpocalypse!
I'll update this and the next couple posts with info about the movies. I'll also be moving the sign-ups for the real-life Anti-Zombie Resistance to this thread. Shortly, I'll be posting sceens from the movies, details about how it got started, about the zombpocalypse, the ranks so far, the soundtrack for the movie, etc, etc, etc.
So please, sign up to save yourself and others from the zombies, and any and all constructive criticisms about our plans and especially (as this is what this thread is really for) the movies is appreciated! Have fun!
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The following is copied directly from my ZOMBIES!!! thread:
For those of you who don't already know, zombies are REAL. So far only dogs have been reanimated, but in another year the process will be used on humans. You can find the article here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...2-13762,00.html
Unfortunately this means it's only a matter of time before the soulless undead begin Overruning the planet. About two years. Thanks to my girlfriend Tara (DeceitfulBeauty) for giving us that much time to prepare. I've begun recruiting every willing body to join our cause and help fight the zombie menace that will arise in just two years. If you would like to join our ranks, pay attention. This is a recruitment thread. Your choices are these: help us fight the zombies, or be left to them. Don't take it personally, but I have to be ruthless if anyone is to survive. So, if you don't wish to see how you'll fare on your own (and/or have your brains eaten), sign up! Trust me, you'll be better off with us, as we've been planning for some time now, and know what's going to go down so well I'm already planning a movie about it. Or we'll just film it for real in two years... I'll start off by introducing those already involved and what our plans are up to this point and I'll add everyone/thing else as ya'll get involved.
ALSO OF NOTE: Anyone who wishes to be truly prepared should read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. It contains pretty much everything you would ever want or need to know about how to survive a zombpocalypse.
I'll update here with any other relevant/important info I find while sifting back through that thread.
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Some scenes I have so far, not in any particular order, and just copied from where I typed them up quickly: Cadillac Scene
Jake’s driving his black Cadillac CTS (not yet matte). His love, Tara, is in the passenger seat. “You want to drive?” he asks. “Sure.” He leans over and kisses her, then climbs into the back seat. No one’s driving now, so Tara quickly climbs into the driver’s seat. When everything’s ok again, she shakes her head, laughing, “Sweetie, I love you, but sometimes…” Jake climbs back up front, laughing. “I love you, too.”
"Orgy" Scene
I’m leading a group to secure a house. Location unknown, as of yet. We work our way through, splitting off one by one to check different rooms. I go into a bedroom from the hallway. You can’t see in because of the door. All you hear is a shot, then three more. I come back out, meeting another member of the group in the hallway. “You don’t even want to know what happened in there.”
Brian’s Intro Scene
We’re in a small town, sort of in the middle of nowhere. The fair is in town, and we’re moving through, securing it. Suddenly, Mortal Kombat theme music plays over the speakers. We round a corner to the open centre of the fair. Brian steps into a spotlight, striking a fighting pose. From all around him, zombies shamble out of the shadows. We watch him kick their arses, including clown zombies. After the badass fight is over, I walk up to him and offer him a ninja mask.
Jake’s Badass Staff Scene
On a Team Ninja mission, I get ambushed by three zombies. One approaches from either side and another stands further away directly in front of me. I am wielding my four-sword staff. As the zombies to my left and right close in, I remove the two end swords, also revealing the two on the centre piece. Reversing my grip on, I swing the two swords back into the nearest zombies’ skulls, killing them. The centre piece drops toward the ground and I kick it before it reaches it. It flies toward the third zombie like a spear, piercing its skull and killing it, too. I remove the swords from the heads of the zombies next to me and all three drop to the ground at the same time.
Muvico, Scene I
Before we enter Tampa’s Muvico to secure it, we get a look inside at Mark Dunbar sneaking around, killing a few zombies, and singing zombie-lyrics.
Muvico, Scene II
We meet up with Mark behind concession. Some usher-zombies shamble out of low-side. Among them is Michael Moore. Before we start taking out zombies, someone asks, “Is that one a zombie?” “I don’t know; he doesn’t seem any different.” We take out the other former ushers, first, and when Michael reacts like a zombie, we shoot him in the head, too.
Post-Credits Scene
After the credits roll, we see Brian doing Kung Fu. He practices for a little bit before the lights go down and the techno turns up. When it does, we see that Brian has glow-sticks on his feet and in his hands, and the Kung-Fu-in-the-dark-to-techno looks very cool. After a while, the techno stops and the lights come back on. To Brian surrounded by zombies. Not to worry, though, almost immediately “Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting” starts playing. Only the words are “All the zombies were Kung Fu fighting.” And they do, along with Brian, and it looks very funny. Other random, silly stuff may be happening in the background of this “music video.”
Jordan’s “Psycho” Scene
A number of zombies are lying on the floor (reasons unknown as of yet). Rather than waste ammo, we allow Jordan to step up and stab the zombies to death. While he does so, someone plays the “Psycho” theme in the background. Jordan keeps stabbing them, and not just in the head, long after their dead. I tell someone to cut the music, and as someone covers me, I carefully put my hand on Jordan’s shoulder and tell him to stop.
Star Wars Scene
After establishing one of the headquarter cities, we begin assigning volunteers to lookout posts. Call signs are the person's initials, plus their post number. Someone named Thomas Knight gets assigned to post number 421. Later, this post is overrun by zombies. From the command station, we see on the security cams that no one appears to be at the post. I radio out, "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
Injury Scene A building collapses with a bunch of resistance members in it. Someone gets injured, I fish them out of the rubble and ride with them to a hospital, reassuring them and keeping them alive.
"Run" Scene Tara and I are alone in a building when we're suddenly nearly surrounded by zombies. We back against each other, pointing our guns at the zombies. I say, "You trust me, right?" She replies, "Of course..." I tell her to runs toward the exit when I say "now"...I say, "Now!" and turn around and help her blast a few zombies out of her path. She runs, shooting a couple more that hadn't made it to the room we were in yet. Wielding dual pistols, I have to save my own skin. Without looking, I shoot one zombie over my shoulder in the head. I duck as another takes a swipe at me, shoot it in the leg, and it falls over me. I stand up, flipping it off (no, not giving it the finger), and shooting it in the head to finish it off. Later, I emerge from the building and we reunite. (Could be combined with the Injury scene and/or the scene where I get bitten.)
Scrap Scene The Travelers meet another group of zombie resistance fighters, but they refuse to join up and want to go it on their own. They've survived so far, but it's a bunch of kids (teens), and they're treating the whole thing as a game. Their leader is the leader because he's scored the most points. (They show us a "score board" based on zombies killed, and he's in first place.) I try to explain the seriousness of the situation to them, but they won't listen. So I challenge their leader to a zombie shootout and he agrees, especially after some peer pressure. I grin, knowing that would happen. We Find a town ovverrun with zombies and the two of us go in with whatever weapons we chose, as well as "helmet cams" so the people back in safety can keep score. There are also a team of fighters with each of us (but not helping) who are there to bail us out of trouble. There are various shots of us shooting zombies from our perspectives as well as from the cams/headquarters. To cut the rest of it short, I win, which means his group is now under my command. Instead, I tell him we'll leave a headquaarters at his city, with him in charge. Any members of his group that want to come with us we can find positions for and we'll also leave extra members behind to strengthen his numbers. We give him a few more pointers, then head out. [Whew, long scene.]
Scenes suggested by other members:
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You could play around with a scene the likes of as follows:
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[[Scene begin]]
Main: *Dialogue representing the sheer number of zombies*
*flash to random country with zombies being fought off*
*flash again (to different country)*
Someone from country:*dialogue about how the particular resistance in this country is faltering*
*flash to final country*
--Note fights scenes ensue within all these flashes--
[[End scene with a building of importance from final country being overrun]]
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Not enough to detract from the main plot/s that take place within america but enough to make everyone go "Wow they really -are- everywhere, not just in the US..."
- LG
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I think there needs to be a big special effect scene (possible done in MS paint) where the zombie fighters run across a bridge, then one stops and throws a couple of satchel charges into the middle of it. Then as the zombies cross in their usually manner (rather slow) some1 turns around and pops off the charges w/ a pistol, destroying the bridge and killing a few zombies (impaled on debris and blown to bits) stopping others (can't get up the wall) and proving that all you need are fancy explosives to win a war :D.
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Name: Jake Rathman Position: Leader (HQ, Travellers, and Team Ninja**) Expertise: Weapons and tactics Armament: Double-barrelled shotgun (main), sniper rifle, 2 Desert Eagles (May be standard-issue pistol) // Staff, belt of shuriken*** Transportation: Matte black Cadillac CTS-V // Matte black silent Kawasaki Ninja ZX-12R*** Description: Male, 18, 6'4", 155, brown hair and eyes, glasses
Name: Tara Luster Position: Second in command/girlfriend (Doggie style) Expertise: Zombies Armament: ?? Transportation: Jake's Cadillac / Her Hearse Description: Female, 17, 5'9", ??, blonde hair, who knows what colour eyes :xd: (they change colour)
Name: Max Rathman Position: Team Ninja second in command Expertise: Armament: Guage, 2 Desert Eagles, sniper rifle // Staff, belt of shuriken Transportation: Matte black Nissan 350Z Description: Male, 11, 4'12", ??, brown hair and eyes
Name: Mark Dunbar Position: Number 3, Tampa HQ Leader Expertise: Electronics Armament: ?? Transportation: Turquois Ford Focus Description: Male, 19, 6'3", 227, dark blonde hair, blue eyes
Name: Jordan Brown Position: Psycho (He has no problem killing bite victims, but is just a likely to attack us) Expertise: Killing painfully Armament: Custom arm blades Transportation: Motorcycle Description: Male, 18, 5'10", 170, brown hair, blue eyes
Name: Agent 47
Position: Attractive Woman Liasion, Defending Orange County (Second in command) Expertise: Making Waffles and Bowling Armament: A huge slap-ready fish and an empty can of whoop-ass Transportation: 57' Chevy, Feet Description: Male, 17, 6'1", 145, black hair, brown eyes
Name: Mike Perry
Position: Inappropriate Humorist Geek
Expertise: Human Relations (You may be assigned to watch over Jordan, the Psycho, to make sure he doesn't turn on us)
Armament: Any available weapon
Transportation: By foot Description: Male, 22, 6'4", 150 lbs., Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, Glasses Name: El "S" Kay
Position: Engineer
Expertise: Creation
Armament: Taser-equipped calculator
Transportation: Foot
Description: Male, ??????????
Name: Sanbud Tehrani
Position: Head of OC Resistance
Expertise: Management
Armament: Imagination katanas, Xbox
Transportation: Silver Honda Accord EX
Description: Male, 17, 6'2", 140 lbs., Black Hair, Brown Eyes, Black Goattee
Name: Kankennon
Position: Chef and Chief Science officer, Sacramento HQ
Expertise: Food, Movies, and Quantum Physics
Armament: Pulse Projectile Cannons and meat cleavers
Transportation: '95 Ford Explorer with failing brakes
Description: Male, 32, 6'5", 297lbs, brown hair, blue/green eyes
Name: Amir Ali Marvasti
Position: Towel Boy, OC #3
Expertise: Sleeping
Armament: Long wooden cane
Transportation: His bike
Description: ??????????
Name: Jake "Twomz" Williams
Position: ???
Expertise: Demolition
Armament: Vorpal Eschatological Apocalypticism of GOLD (main), AWP (ranged), Bag of Boom
Transportation: Dad's Grand Prix
Description: Indescribably good looking
Name: "Rikku"
Position: Female member #2 of Team Ninja
Expertise: Fighting
Armament: ???
Transportation: A bus
Description: 14-year-old female, stubborn but nice if you get on her good side, which is hard, a bit greedy, and hardworking
Name: Josey
Position: Military officer
Expertise: Engineer, marksman, hand to hand
Armament: Small - Colt 45; Light - M-16 A2; Heavy weight - 60 calibar sniper rifle
Transportation: ???
Description: ?????
Name: James Blake (call me either, i dont care)
Position: I'm holding three jobs right now: Student, Emo Kid, and Ninja. Being a ninja helps me gain a hold of exquisite and effective weapons against zombies, just picking examples from the survival guide, a katana, a wakazashi, and a shaolin spade.
Expertise: Sword-To-Head Combat, Stealth.
Armamment: Melee Weapon - Short range-1 Wakazashi, 1 Katana; Long Range- 1 Shaolin Spade; Small Firearm- Desert Eagle Transportation: Bike, and on occasion, ninja teleportation >_>
Description: What do you think an emo kid/ninja is going to look like?
Name: Kristina
Position: Engineer, Geek, Elf, Goddess, Angel
Expertise: Math, Physics, Tactics, Requiting
Armament: TI 83 calculator, Civil War Calvary sword, 9mm Glock, Grandpa’s hunting knife, lightsaber (thanks to Belgareth) [well, we can pretend we have lightsabers...unless someone makes real ones in the next couple years, and that would rock!]
Transportation: Red 1996 Nissan SX200
Description: Female, 22, 5’6”, 117lbs, long brown hair, gray/blue/green eyes [ok, but do they change colour?], glasses, pale skin
Name: Eugene aka MistahPyro
Position: NYC
Expertise: Flame and Explosion Weapons Expert
Armament: A Flamethrower, bunch of grenades, and grenade launcher.
Transportation: Some random Mustang
Description: Pyromaniac, somewhat insane. 6'9", kinda chubby, mixed colored eyes
Name: Alex Silady
Position: Bringer of Annihalation
Expertise: Weapons
Armament: Zanbato, antique flintlock pistols (triple weilded- one is modified to the degree that I can shoot it accurately from my mouth), Ginsu knife, Shaolin spade.
Transportation: Jury-rigged war machine that was once a '96 Lincoln Towncar, now outfitted with trunk-mounted rocket launcher, giant saw blades from the sides of the chassis, spikes everywhere, and a huge cable crain for haulin' crap around. (If that is actually possible, all our cars will have something like that...something :p)
Description: I'm male, and I enjoy nothing more than destruction. I'm likely to obliterate things randomly, undead or not. Be careful around me. (Guess we'll have to keep you and Jordan separate, and have someone to keep an eye on each of you) The Grim Streaker - The rest of our plans are for the US, but it's good to know we have allies overseas!
Name: Raphael Briand
Position: Head of Brit resistance
Expertise: Making damn sure those shambling hordes of undead are GOOD AND DOWN
Armament: Cricket bat
Transportation: Mum's car...
Description: Male, 15, 6'2", ??, curly black hair, brown eyes
More overseas allies! This time in Austrailia! Name: Scott C, aka: LG Position: Leader of Aussie resistance//Team Roo Expertise: Killing stuff (from both long and short range). Armament: Extremely tight hunting bow (will bring specs. later), 2x Katanas (or any swords near them), or one of those double ended halberd thingies (name escapes me now). Transportation: Kangaroo (or a modded version of my 4WD). Description: Male, 17, 6'2", blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses
Yet another overseas ally! Name: Wolfgang aka WolfgangR
Position: Leader of the Austrian resistance
Expertise: Languages - English and German and currently learning French and Spanish
Armament: Some grenades, a good old austrian Bullpup, and all the ammunition he can carry. Oh, and dads knife.
Transportation: Will probably have an Alfa 147 in two years.
Description: Intelligent student at an Austrian commercial high school, 175cm, brown hair, blue eyes, huge fan of german rap, friendly personality
Name: Raj Singh
Position: The only member of the Bangladeshi resistance
Expertise: Sniper. His range is so far he has to aim with GPS. (Selesnya Sagittars anyone?) He also is a trained surveyor.
Armament: Heavily modified AK-47
Transportation: stolen Indian army helicopter
Description: Probably the only member of the resistance who speaks Hindi.
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Plans thus far: 1. Recruit new members (Before outbreak, 2+ after) 2. Secure Tampa, Florida (Where I'm at) 3. Get to Kentucky and rescue/pick up girlfriend (Duh) 4. Secure Louisville (Where she's at) 5. Close borders to Canadia and Mexico (Let's solve our own problems first) 6. Acquire proper equipment****/vehicles (Contact Jesse James http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/m...stergarage.html to fix up vehicles, Peter Jackson for his "Sky Flowers" http://www.warofthering.net/ahobbit...s_article67.htm) 7. **Travel around the country securing cities and 8. Kicking a lot of zombie arse (A LOT)
Also in the works are Old Lady Bombs and Team Ninja. ****The Old Lady Bombs consist of a 90+-year-old woman, her walker, and lots of explosives. My brilliant creation will enable us to destroy numerous zombies at the cost of only one life. First we saw off the bottoms of the legs of her walker on one side, then strap the explosives to it. We give the old woman back her walker and push her out to the zombies. The undead and the hag will shamble about at the same speed, and this is where the sawwing of the legs comes in. With one side cut short, she'll walk in circles, gathering a large herd of zombies following her. Then we trigger the explosives. ***Team Ninja is our scouting group. Whlie Tampa and Louisville will serve as our headquarters, we still have the rest of the country to save. The Travellers will be a small group setting up resistance and bases in other cities, Team Ninja being an offshoot of this. Team Ninja is the first group into the city to check it out. The starred armament and transportation is for use on Team Ninja.
Save yourselves and others, sign up now! Almost forgot: Please include Name, Expertise, Armament, Transportation, and Description...and the city you'd like to occupy and a song for consideration on the soundtrack, if you like.
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The soundtrack so far (not in any order, not all necessarily going to make the cut, but some that are definitely, and just songs I happen to have and pulled off a playlist):
The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
Queen - We Will Rock You
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust
MC Hammer - You Can't Touch This
A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums
Dope -Die Mother****er Die Dope -Burn Drowning Pool - Bodies
Drowning Pool featuring Rob Zombie - The Man Without Fear
Fatboy Slim - Kung Fu Fighting (Techno Dance Remix)
Skindred - Nobody
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun
DJ Middle Ground - Star Wars Duel of the Fates (Techno Remix)
Jan Jiggs - Mortal Kombat Theme Foo Fighters - DOA Rob Zombie - Nightmare Creatures 2
Hmm...we need some really badass rock songs to fight to. I mean, some of theses are good, but there's no just wailing on guitars and shooting things.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
To let people know, I'm like co-something of this movie, so you can also talk to me. However, all final EVERYTHING goes to NecroBlade, as he is the creator of the movies. They're his brainchild. Heheh, BRAAAIIINNNSSS!
And just so you know, this is our resident zombie mascot, Francisco:
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What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Well, I was wondering, you should advertise this thread in your sig... Do you want me to back you a lil' banner or button or something so you can link to it? Like my art request thing? Just we'll need pictures of Zombies or something to do it with...let me know, love!
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What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Thanks, Love, though I'll probably have to get rid of it. I might be back this weekend with some more updating. C'mon people, help make a movie! Hell, you might even get to be in it!
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
No, the article does not talk about human zombies screaming "Brrraiiiinsss"--or, as I like to call them, "real zombies"
But it does prove that people are now bringing things back from the dead. The dogs were brain dead, and they were brought back to life, and the world chosen to describe them was "zombies". They said they are going to test it on humans next. Will they use the term on humans? We don't know. Will it work on humans? We don't know. Chances are, maybe. But there are also chances that it could corrupt their brain tissue and cause them to roam the earth as living dead. Far-fetched, yes, but it is science, and sometimes science yields crazy things...we were saying in our last thread, be prepared. In here, we are stating the information again and talking about a movie we are going to make about zombies. This information is important to the plot.
P.S.: You also never know when "real zombies" could pop up! Literally! Right out of the ground! xD...ok, I'm not funny u_u
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No, the article does not talk about human zombies screaming "Brrraiiiinsss"--or, as I like to call them, "real zombies"
But it does prove that people are now bringing things back from the dead. The dogs were brain dead, and they were brought back to life, and the world chosen to describe them was "zombies". They said they are going to test it on humans next. Will they use the term on humans? We don't know. Will it work on humans? We don't know. Chances are, maybe. But there are also chances that it could corrupt their brain tissue and cause them to roam the earth as living dead. Far-fetched, yes, but it is science, and sometimes science yields crazy things...we were saying in our last thread, be prepared. In here, we are stating the information again and talking about a movie we are going to make about zombies. This information is important to the plot.
P.S.: You also never know when "real zombies" could pop up! Literally! Right out of the ground! xD...ok, I'm not funny u_u
A much better explaination, Love, thank you. And I thought you were funny ^^
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
No, our movies won't be stupid like most of the other ones. Our zombies will actually follow all the rules.
I added the "Star Wars Scene." If I can remember any more this weekend, I'll try and add those, too. If that happens and I'm working on this thread this weekend, I'll also go back through my old thread and pull up any relevant information and questions that were answered there.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Well, Samhain/Halloween has come and went, and I dressed up as a zombie!!! I wish I had pictures, but the camera isn't working...:( Needless to say...I'll need better makeup for the movie... ...I didn't look much different, except more black, really ^^;;;..... ....that dress was a pain, too, zombies wouldn't bother with dresses their boobs keep falling out of.... Needless to say once again, the wardrobe for zombies must be casual, nothing risque, otherwise we might have nude zombies.
I just that could be considered research for the movie ^^
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Sorry about your camera :/
Why will you need better makeup for the movies? You're not going to be a zombie in the movies.
I would like to research this dress your boobs keep falling out of, too...or something.
Sorry about the lack of updating. I don't think I'll get to it real soon, either, with tests this week, then Tara down ^^
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Hey! Glad yall got the thread up at last! I should be getting internet at my house this afternoon or tomorrow (ha... i'm trying not to get my hopes up...:( ) And i'll send you the pic of my face on the scanner then. If yall need anything else for the movie just let me know!
Hey guys (or rather, guy and girl), thanks for checking it out. Yeah, if you want to send in pics so we can get them in the movie some way, feel free. Also, if you wanna help out, just look over the scenes, soundtrack, and such that I've posted so far and let me know what you think of them! Feel free to make suggestions of your own, too, because you can help make the movie all you want!
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Name: Alex Silady
Position: Bringer of Annihalation
Expertise: Weapons, baby! You can't kill zombies without weapons!
Armament: Zanbato, antique flintlock pistols (triple weilded- one is modified to the degree that I can shoot it accurately from my mouth), Ginsu knife, Shaolin spade.
Transportation: Jury-rigged war machine that was once a '96 Lincoln Towncar, now outfitted with trunk-mounted rocket launcher, giant saw blades from the sides of the chassis, spikes everywhere, and a huge cable crain for haulin' crap around.
Description: I'm male, and I enjoy nothing more than destruction. I'm likely to obliterate things randomly, undead or not. Be careful around me.
The Zombpocalyse (zombie + apocalypse) Movies will be about the event that is going to take place in less than 2 years. Zombies are going to start overrunning the planet. There is an article (which I will add here shortly) about real-life zombies that have been created. So far it's only been dogs, but they're going to start testing on humans soon. The movies will either be filmed like any other movie, or perhaps even during the actual zombpocalypse!
I'll update this and the next couple posts with info about the movies. I'll also be moving the sign-ups for the real-life Anti-Zombie Resistance to this thread. Shortly, I'll be posting sceens from the movies, details about how it got started, about the zombpocalypse, the ranks so far, the soundtrack for the movie, etc, etc, etc.
So please, sign up to save yourself and others from the zombies, and any and all constructive criticisms about our plans and especially (as this is what this thread is really for) the movies is appreciated! Have fun!
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The following is copied directly from my ZOMBIES!!! thread:
For those of you who don't already know, zombies are REAL. So far only dogs have been reanimated, but in another year the process will be used on humans. You can find the article here: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...2-13762,00.html
Unfortunately this means it's only a matter of time before the soulless undead begin Overruning the planet. About two years. Thanks to my girlfriend Tara (DeceitfulBeauty) for giving us that much time to prepare. I've begun recruiting every willing body to join our cause and help fight the zombie menace that will arise in just two years. If you would like to join our ranks, pay attention.
This is a recruitment thread. Your choices are these: help us fight the zombies, or be left to them. Don't take it personally, but I have to be ruthless if anyone is to survive. So, if you don't wish to see how you'll fare on your own (and/or have your brains eaten), sign up! Trust me, you'll be better off with us, as we've been planning for some time now, and know what's going to go down so well I'm already planning a movie about it. Or we'll just film it for real in two years...
I'll start off by introducing those already involved and what our plans are up to this point and I'll add everyone/thing else as ya'll get involved.
ALSO OF NOTE: Anyone who wishes to be truly prepared should read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. It contains pretty much everything you would ever want or need to know about how to survive a zombpocalypse.
I'll update here with any other relevant/important info I find while sifting back through that thread.
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Some scenes I have so far, not in any particular order, and just copied from where I typed them up quickly:
Cadillac Scene
Jake’s driving his black Cadillac CTS (not yet matte). His love, Tara, is in the passenger seat. “You want to drive?” he asks. “Sure.” He leans over and kisses her, then climbs into the back seat. No one’s driving now, so Tara quickly climbs into the driver’s seat. When everything’s ok again, she shakes her head, laughing, “Sweetie, I love you, but sometimes…” Jake climbs back up front, laughing. “I love you, too.”
"Orgy" Scene
I’m leading a group to secure a house. Location unknown, as of yet. We work our way through, splitting off one by one to check different rooms. I go into a bedroom from the hallway. You can’t see in because of the door. All you hear is a shot, then three more. I come back out, meeting another member of the group in the hallway. “You don’t even want to know what happened in there.”
Brian’s Intro Scene
We’re in a small town, sort of in the middle of nowhere. The fair is in town, and we’re moving through, securing it. Suddenly, Mortal Kombat theme music plays over the speakers. We round a corner to the open centre of the fair. Brian steps into a spotlight, striking a fighting pose. From all around him, zombies shamble out of the shadows. We watch him kick their arses, including clown zombies. After the badass fight is over, I walk up to him and offer him a ninja mask.
Jake’s Badass Staff Scene
On a Team Ninja mission, I get ambushed by three zombies. One approaches from either side and another stands further away directly in front of me. I am wielding my four-sword staff. As the zombies to my left and right close in, I remove the two end swords, also revealing the two on the centre piece. Reversing my grip on, I swing the two swords back into the nearest zombies’ skulls, killing them. The centre piece drops toward the ground and I kick it before it reaches it. It flies toward the third zombie like a spear, piercing its skull and killing it, too. I remove the swords from the heads of the zombies next to me and all three drop to the ground at the same time.
Muvico, Scene I
Before we enter Tampa’s Muvico to secure it, we get a look inside at Mark Dunbar sneaking around, killing a few zombies, and singing zombie-lyrics.
Muvico, Scene II
We meet up with Mark behind concession. Some usher-zombies shamble out of low-side. Among them is Michael Moore. Before we start taking out zombies, someone asks, “Is that one a zombie?” “I don’t know; he doesn’t seem any different.” We take out the other former ushers, first, and when Michael reacts like a zombie, we shoot him in the head, too.
Post-Credits Scene
After the credits roll, we see Brian doing Kung Fu. He practices for a little bit before the lights go down and the techno turns up. When it does, we see that Brian has glow-sticks on his feet and in his hands, and the Kung-Fu-in-the-dark-to-techno looks very cool. After a while, the techno stops and the lights come back on. To Brian surrounded by zombies. Not to worry, though, almost immediately “Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting” starts playing. Only the words are “All the zombies were Kung Fu fighting.” And they do, along with Brian, and it looks very funny. Other random, silly stuff may be happening in the background of this “music video.”
Jordan’s “Psycho” Scene
A number of zombies are lying on the floor (reasons unknown as of yet). Rather than waste ammo, we allow Jordan to step up and stab the zombies to death. While he does so, someone plays the “Psycho” theme in the background. Jordan keeps stabbing them, and not just in the head, long after their dead. I tell someone to cut the music, and as someone covers me, I carefully put my hand on Jordan’s shoulder and tell him to stop.
Star Wars Scene
After establishing one of the headquarter cities, we begin assigning volunteers to lookout posts. Call signs are the person's initials, plus their post number. Someone named Thomas Knight gets assigned to post number 421. Later, this post is overrun by zombies. From the command station, we see on the security cams that no one appears to be at the post. I radio out, "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
Injury Scene
A building collapses with a bunch of resistance members in it. Someone gets injured, I fish them out of the rubble and ride with them to a hospital, reassuring them and keeping them alive.
"Run" Scene
Tara and I are alone in a building when we're suddenly nearly surrounded by zombies. We back against each other, pointing our guns at the zombies. I say, "You trust me, right?" She replies, "Of course..." I tell her to runs toward the exit when I say "now"...I say, "Now!" and turn around and help her blast a few zombies out of her path. She runs, shooting a couple more that hadn't made it to the room we were in yet. Wielding dual pistols, I have to save my own skin. Without looking, I shoot one zombie over my shoulder in the head. I duck as another takes a swipe at me, shoot it in the leg, and it falls over me. I stand up, flipping it off (no, not giving it the finger), and shooting it in the head to finish it off. Later, I emerge from the building and we reunite. (Could be combined with the Injury scene and/or the scene where I get bitten.)
Scrap Scene
The Travelers meet another group of zombie resistance fighters, but they refuse to join up and want to go it on their own. They've survived so far, but it's a bunch of kids (teens), and they're treating the whole thing as a game. Their leader is the leader because he's scored the most points. (They show us a "score board" based on zombies killed, and he's in first place.) I try to explain the seriousness of the situation to them, but they won't listen. So I challenge their leader to a zombie shootout and he agrees, especially after some peer pressure. I grin, knowing that would happen. We Find a town ovverrun with zombies and the two of us go in with whatever weapons we chose, as well as "helmet cams" so the people back in safety can keep score. There are also a team of fighters with each of us (but not helping) who are there to bail us out of trouble. There are various shots of us shooting zombies from our perspectives as well as from the cams/headquarters. To cut the rest of it short, I win, which means his group is now under my command. Instead, I tell him we'll leave a headquaarters at his city, with him in charge. Any members of his group that want to come with us we can find positions for and we'll also leave extra members behind to strengthen his numbers. We give him a few more pointers, then head out. [Whew, long scene.]
Scenes suggested by other members:
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Name: Jake Rathman
Position: Leader (HQ, Travellers, and Team Ninja**)
Expertise: Weapons and tactics
Armament: Double-barrelled shotgun (main), sniper rifle, 2 Desert Eagles (May be standard-issue pistol) // Staff, belt of shuriken***
Transportation: Matte black Cadillac CTS-V // Matte black silent Kawasaki Ninja ZX-12R***
Description: Male, 18, 6'4", 155, brown hair and eyes, glasses
Name: Tara Luster
Position: Second in command/girlfriend (Doggie style)
Expertise: Zombies
Armament: ??
Transportation: Jake's Cadillac / Her Hearse
Description: Female, 17, 5'9", ??, blonde hair, who knows what colour eyes :xd: (they change colour)
Name: Max Rathman
Position: Team Ninja second in command
Expertise:
Armament: Guage, 2 Desert Eagles, sniper rifle // Staff, belt of shuriken
Transportation: Matte black Nissan 350Z
Description: Male, 11, 4'12", ??, brown hair and eyes
Name: Mark Dunbar
Position: Number 3, Tampa HQ Leader
Expertise: Electronics
Armament: ??
Transportation: Turquois Ford Focus
Description: Male, 19, 6'3", 227, dark blonde hair, blue eyes
Name: Jordan Brown
Position: Psycho (He has no problem killing bite victims, but is just a likely to attack us)
Expertise: Killing painfully
Armament: Custom arm blades
Transportation: Motorcycle
Description: Male, 18, 5'10", 170, brown hair, blue eyes
Name: Angel ??
Position: Shadow Ops
Expertise: Stealth Killing
Armament: 2 swords, 2 Desert Eagles
Transportation: S15 ??
Description: Male, 20, 5'7", 167, black hair, brown eyes
Name: Agent 47
Position: Attractive Woman Liasion, Defending Orange County (Second in command)
Expertise: Making Waffles and Bowling
Armament: A huge slap-ready fish and an empty can of whoop-ass
Transportation: 57' Chevy, Feet
Description: Male, 17, 6'1", 145, black hair, brown eyes
Name: Mike Perry
Position: Inappropriate Humorist Geek
Expertise: Human Relations (You may be assigned to watch over Jordan, the Psycho, to make sure he doesn't turn on us)
Armament: Any available weapon
Transportation: By foot
Description: Male, 22, 6'4", 150 lbs., Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, Glasses
Name: El "S" Kay
Position: Engineer
Expertise: Creation
Armament: Taser-equipped calculator
Transportation: Foot
Description: Male, ??????????
Name: Sanbud Tehrani
Position: Head of OC Resistance
Expertise: Management
Armament: Imagination katanas, Xbox
Transportation: Silver Honda Accord EX
Description: Male, 17, 6'2", 140 lbs., Black Hair, Brown Eyes, Black Goattee
Name: Kankennon
Position: Chef and Chief Science officer, Sacramento HQ
Expertise: Food, Movies, and Quantum Physics
Armament: Pulse Projectile Cannons and meat cleavers
Transportation: '95 Ford Explorer with failing brakes
Description: Male, 32, 6'5", 297lbs, brown hair, blue/green eyes
Name: Amir Ali Marvasti
Position: Towel Boy, OC #3
Expertise: Sleeping
Armament: Long wooden cane
Transportation: His bike
Description: ??????????
Name: Jake "Twomz" Williams
Position: ???
Expertise: Demolition
Armament: Vorpal Eschatological Apocalypticism of GOLD (main), AWP (ranged), Bag of Boom
Transportation: Dad's Grand Prix
Description: Indescribably good looking
Name: "Rikku"
Position: Female member #2 of Team Ninja
Expertise: Fighting
Armament: ???
Transportation: A bus
Description: 14-year-old female, stubborn but nice if you get on her good side, which is hard, a bit greedy, and hardworking
Name: Josey
Position: Military officer
Expertise: Engineer, marksman, hand to hand
Armament: Small - Colt 45; Light - M-16 A2; Heavy weight - 60 calibar sniper rifle
Transportation: ???
Description: ?????
Name: James Blake (call me either, i dont care)
Position: I'm holding three jobs right now: Student, Emo Kid, and Ninja. Being a ninja helps me gain a hold of exquisite and effective weapons against zombies, just picking examples from the survival guide, a katana, a wakazashi, and a shaolin spade.
Expertise: Sword-To-Head Combat, Stealth.
Armamment: Melee Weapon - Short range-1 Wakazashi, 1 Katana; Long Range- 1 Shaolin Spade; Small Firearm- Desert Eagle
Transportation: Bike, and on occasion, ninja teleportation >_>
Description: What do you think an emo kid/ninja is going to look like?
Name: Kristina
Position: Engineer, Geek, Elf, Goddess, Angel
Expertise: Math, Physics, Tactics, Requiting
Armament: TI 83 calculator, Civil War Calvary sword, 9mm Glock, Grandpa’s hunting knife, lightsaber (thanks to Belgareth) [well, we can pretend we have lightsabers...unless someone makes real ones in the next couple years, and that would rock!]
Transportation: Red 1996 Nissan SX200
Description: Female, 22, 5’6”, 117lbs, long brown hair, gray/blue/green eyes [ok, but do they change colour?], glasses, pale skin
Name: Eugene aka MistahPyro
Position: NYC
Expertise: Flame and Explosion Weapons Expert
Armament: A Flamethrower, bunch of grenades, and grenade launcher.
Transportation: Some random Mustang
Description: Pyromaniac, somewhat insane. 6'9", kinda chubby, mixed colored eyes
Name: Alex Silady
Position: Bringer of Annihalation
Expertise: Weapons
Armament: Zanbato, antique flintlock pistols (triple weilded- one is modified to the degree that I can shoot it accurately from my mouth), Ginsu knife, Shaolin spade.
Transportation: Jury-rigged war machine that was once a '96 Lincoln Towncar, now outfitted with trunk-mounted rocket launcher, giant saw blades from the sides of the chassis, spikes everywhere, and a huge cable crain for haulin' crap around. (If that is actually possible, all our cars will have something like that...something :p)
Description: I'm male, and I enjoy nothing more than destruction. I'm likely to obliterate things randomly, undead or not. Be careful around me. (Guess we'll have to keep you and Jordan separate, and have someone to keep an eye on each of you)
The Grim Streaker - The rest of our plans are for the US, but it's good to know we have allies overseas!
Name: Raphael Briand
Position: Head of Brit resistance
Expertise: Making damn sure those shambling hordes of undead are GOOD AND DOWN
Armament: Cricket bat
Transportation: Mum's car...
Description: Male, 15, 6'2", ??, curly black hair, brown eyes
More overseas allies! This time in Austrailia!
Name: Scott C, aka: LG
Position: Leader of Aussie resistance//Team Roo
Expertise: Killing stuff (from both long and short range).
Armament: Extremely tight hunting bow (will bring specs. later), 2x Katanas (or any swords near them), or one of those double ended halberd thingies (name escapes me now).
Transportation: Kangaroo (or a modded version of my 4WD).
Description: Male, 17, 6'2", blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses
Yet another overseas ally!
Name: Wolfgang aka WolfgangR
Position: Leader of the Austrian resistance
Expertise: Languages - English and German and currently learning French and Spanish
Armament: Some grenades, a good old austrian Bullpup, and all the ammunition he can carry. Oh, and dads knife.
Transportation: Will probably have an Alfa 147 in two years.
Description: Intelligent student at an Austrian commercial high school, 175cm, brown hair, blue eyes, huge fan of german rap, friendly personality
Name: Raj Singh
Position: The only member of the Bangladeshi resistance
Expertise: Sniper. His range is so far he has to aim with GPS. (Selesnya Sagittars anyone?) He also is a trained surveyor.
Armament: Heavily modified AK-47
Transportation: stolen Indian army helicopter
Description: Probably the only member of the resistance who speaks Hindi.
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Plans thus far:
1. Recruit new members (Before outbreak, 2+ after)
2. Secure Tampa, Florida (Where I'm at)
3. Get to Kentucky and rescue/pick up girlfriend (Duh)
4. Secure Louisville (Where she's at)
5. Close borders to Canadia and Mexico (Let's solve our own problems first)
6. Acquire proper equipment****/vehicles (Contact Jesse James http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/m...stergarage.html to fix up vehicles, Peter Jackson for his "Sky Flowers" http://www.warofthering.net/ahobbit...s_article67.htm)
7. **Travel around the country securing cities and
8. Kicking a lot of zombie arse (A LOT)
Also in the works are Old Lady Bombs and Team Ninja.
****The Old Lady Bombs consist of a 90+-year-old woman, her walker, and lots of explosives. My brilliant creation will enable us to destroy numerous zombies at the cost of only one life. First we saw off the bottoms of the legs of her walker on one side, then strap the explosives to it. We give the old woman back her walker and push her out to the zombies. The undead and the hag will shamble about at the same speed, and this is where the sawwing of the legs comes in. With one side cut short, she'll walk in circles, gathering a large herd of zombies following her. Then we trigger the explosives.
***Team Ninja is our scouting group. Whlie Tampa and Louisville will serve as our headquarters, we still have the rest of the country to save. The Travellers will be a small group setting up resistance and bases in other cities, Team Ninja being an offshoot of this. Team Ninja is the first group into the city to check it out. The starred armament and transportation is for use on Team Ninja.
Save yourselves and others, sign up now! Almost forgot: Please include Name, Expertise, Armament, Transportation, and Description...and the city you'd like to occupy and a song for consideration on the soundtrack, if you like.
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The soundtrack so far (not in any order, not all necessarily going to make the cut, but some that are definitely, and just songs I happen to have and pulled off a playlist):
The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
Queen - We Will Rock You
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust
MC Hammer - You Can't Touch This
A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums
Dope -Die Mother****er Die
Dope -Burn
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Drowning Pool featuring Rob Zombie - The Man Without Fear
Fatboy Slim - Kung Fu Fighting (Techno Dance Remix)
Skindred - Nobody
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun
DJ Middle Ground - Star Wars Duel of the Fates (Techno Remix)
Jan Jiggs - Mortal Kombat Theme
Foo Fighters - DOA
Rob Zombie - Nightmare Creatures 2
Hmm...we need some really badass rock songs to fight to. I mean, some of theses are good, but there's no just wailing on guitars and shooting things.
Guildmaster Jarad
To let people know, I'm like co-something of this movie, so you can also talk to me. However, all final EVERYTHING goes to NecroBlade, as he is the creator of the movies. They're his brainchild. Heheh, BRAAAIIINNNSSS!
And just so you know, this is our resident zombie mascot, Francisco:
Ok, got the first round of updates out of the way. I'll be back occasionally with more. And more often to discuss. So discuss, people!
EDIT: Added soundtrack.
Guildmaster Jarad
Well, I was wondering, you should advertise this thread in your sig...
Do you want me to back you a lil' banner or button or something so you can link to it? Like my art request thing? Just we'll need pictures of Zombies or something to do it with...let me know, love!
Guildmaster Jarad
Guildmaster Jarad
Don't hold your breath, though. *Sigh*
Guildmaster Jarad
Edit: That article you linked to doesn't exactly refer to the "invading the Earth"-style zombies.
Anyway, no it doesn't really, but all zombie infestations start out small...
Guildmaster Jarad
But it does prove that people are now bringing things back from the dead. The dogs were brain dead, and they were brought back to life, and the world chosen to describe them was "zombies". They said they are going to test it on humans next. Will they use the term on humans? We don't know. Will it work on humans? We don't know. Chances are, maybe. But there are also chances that it could corrupt their brain tissue and cause them to roam the earth as living dead. Far-fetched, yes, but it is science, and sometimes science yields crazy things...we were saying in our last thread, be prepared. In here, we are stating the information again and talking about a movie we are going to make about zombies. This information is important to the plot.
P.S.: You also never know when "real zombies" could pop up! Literally! Right out of the ground! xD...ok, I'm not funny u_u
Guildmaster Jarad
Hopefully we're going to do something totally new and *not* stupid, unlike most of them.
Except Romero's movies. He's effin' brilliant. Plus he had a cameo in Silence of the Lambs.
I added the "Star Wars Scene." If I can remember any more this weekend, I'll try and add those, too. If that happens and I'm working on this thread this weekend, I'll also go back through my old thread and pull up any relevant information and questions that were answered there.
Guildmaster Jarad
Needless to say...I'll need better makeup for the movie...
...I didn't look much different, except more black, really ^^;;;.....
....that dress was a pain, too, zombies wouldn't bother with dresses their boobs keep falling out of....
Needless to say once again, the wardrobe for zombies must be casual, nothing risque, otherwise we might have nude zombies.
I just that could be considered research for the movie ^^
Why will you need better makeup for the movies? You're not going to be a zombie in the movies.
I would like to research this dress your boobs keep falling out of, too...or something.
Sorry about the lack of updating. I don't think I'll get to it real soon, either, with tests this week, then Tara down ^^
Guildmaster Jarad
-Twomz
Twomz's Trading thread
Guildmaster Jarad
Name: Alex Silady
Position: Bringer of Annihalation
Expertise: Weapons, baby! You can't kill zombies without weapons!
Armament: Zanbato, antique flintlock pistols (triple weilded- one is modified to the degree that I can shoot it accurately from my mouth), Ginsu knife, Shaolin spade.
Transportation: Jury-rigged war machine that was once a '96 Lincoln Towncar, now outfitted with trunk-mounted rocket launcher, giant saw blades from the sides of the chassis, spikes everywhere, and a huge cable crain for haulin' crap around.
Description: I'm male, and I enjoy nothing more than destruction. I'm likely to obliterate things randomly, undead or not. Be careful around me.
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