I'd have to go with dying and your life being over, done, finished, out of the park! And since I'm a born and raised member of The Church of Heavy Metal this means in order to be consistent in my beliefs I mustn't believe in god for this to be the most metal of all possible worlds!
Hell is most definitely very very metal, I never meant to imply it wouldn't be, and I'll concede that depictions of hell are infinitely more metal than some bs abstract "art" "black square inside of bigger black square" depiction of a no afterlife universe, although I can imagine in hell being subjected to the arrogant conceited "you could never appreciate something as great as this attitude" of some snobby art critic about how genius the above piece of abstract "art" is, he being sent to hell presumably for being a insufferable douche. Or like I imagine a flaming Satan with red hot facial piercings after the finale of the nightly show jumping onto the outstretched hands of the damned, who are forced to hold him aloft as the skin is literally burnt off/hands are impaled by the spikes on his leather jacket. After the devil and his demon drummer/chris brown on back up vocals played their set next up would be like the duo of Gengis Khan doing Tuvan throat singing backed up by Hernan Cortes on Spanish guitar with Joseph Stalin as a back up dancer doing the Russian folk dance crouch-kicks and Adolf Hitler in Lederhosen doing some tradional German dance. By the time that all finished it would be pretty late and I'd probably have to drive way out of my way to take one of my friends home because he has work early in the morning the next day, he'd throw up in my car on my way back, then I'd get a flat tire and have to call triple A and it would take forever for the guy to show up and it would be like 5 in the morning when I finally got home, that night would turn out to be total hell basically, but to be expected in actual hell.
Depends on the hell you go to. If it is eternal damnation, that is worse than eternal oblivion. If your life is nothing but suffering with no hope of anything else, that would be way worse than nothing at all. (i'm going to assume 'metal' is going to mean 'worse' for all intents and purposes.)
Some religions believe that hell is not eternal though. You go to hell for a time in proportion to the sins you commit, and then you go to heaven or paradise or wherever. in that case the more 'metal' thing would be oblivion, because hope is certainly not metal at all.
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Whats the big deal about black lotus you ask? Well you see, there is no big deal about it. It IS the big deal.
Reincarnation is more metal still. Because being born over and over again...
...means that you get to DIE over and over again. As a disgruntled and disturbed American kid, kill the teacher you hate and then blow your own brains out; come back as a rabbit, get flattened by a semi; come back as a wolf, get poisoned by a rancher and die writhing in agony; come back as a Bangladeshi orphan, suffer and succumb to malaria; come back as an Iranian, get caught up in Jihad and obliterate a marketplace as a suicide bomber; come back as a toad and get gobbled by a hawk; etc. Perpetual, involuntary rebirth proceeding to perpetual, ghastly re-death.
Karma is so metal.
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there is no life after death. However, if you are posed with the question of heaven and hell then you choose heaven. dont fool yourself.
Depends on the heaven though. Is it like the heaven in Dead Like Me where everyone gets their own personalized afterlife, and everyone goes to their heaven when they die (also seen in the book/movie The Five People You Meet in Heaven)? Is it like the heaven in the Bible where you just worship God for all eternity? If it's the latter I'd rather choose hell. God is evil.
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No way, dude. Dying and being GONE FOREVER is totally more metal. What's more metal than total obliteration?
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Therefore, Hell is more metal.
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are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
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Some religions believe that hell is not eternal though. You go to hell for a time in proportion to the sins you commit, and then you go to heaven or paradise or wherever. in that case the more 'metal' thing would be oblivion, because hope is certainly not metal at all.
...means that you get to DIE over and over again. As a disgruntled and disturbed American kid, kill the teacher you hate and then blow your own brains out; come back as a rabbit, get flattened by a semi; come back as a wolf, get poisoned by a rancher and die writhing in agony; come back as a Bangladeshi orphan, suffer and succumb to malaria; come back as an Iranian, get caught up in Jihad and obliterate a marketplace as a suicide bomber; come back as a toad and get gobbled by a hawk; etc. Perpetual, involuntary rebirth proceeding to perpetual, ghastly re-death.
Karma is so metal.
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I have to agree with Nathan, dying and then NOTHING is way more brutal. Athiests are so metal.
Oblivion = Nothingness.
Nothingness = Absence of anything.
Metal = A thing
Oblivion = No more metal.
Hell is more metal. Quod erat demonstrandum.
Better question: Which is more metal, hell or Batman?
And I do play metal.
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candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
Only because of the author of that terrible one-shot.
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