What is the difference between a bench and a philosopher?
A bench can support a family.
How do you get a philosopher of your porch.
Pay him for the pizza.
They can always get jobs as anesthesiologist because...
Philosophers are always good at putting people to sleep
What is the difference between a Philosopher and a Jehovah's Witness?
The Jehovah's Witness does eventually leave your home.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist philosopher?
He did not believe in Dog
Why did Nietzsche cross the road?
To get beyond good and evil
I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.
The question no philosopher could answer.
How are you going to make a living with a philosophy degree?
Did you hear about the guy who went to the solipsist convention?
Nobody showed up.
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "will you all be having drinks?"
The first says "I don't know." The second says "I don't know." The third says "yes!"
Does anyone know any jokes involving DeMorgan's Rule? It seems like such fertile ground for this type of "spoken English doesn't follow the rules of formal logic" trope.
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "will you all be having drinks?"
The first says "I don't know." The second says "I don't know." The third says "yes!"
Does anyone know any jokes involving DeMorgan's Rule? It seems like such fertile ground for this type of "spoken English doesn't follow the rules of formal logic" trope.
Leave it to the philosophy forum to note that something might be fertile ground for jokes without even taking a stab at actually creating a joke with it.
Leave it to the philosophy forum to note that something might be fertile ground for jokes without even taking a stab at actually creating a joke with it.
Really, that's more mathematics' schtick.
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Vive, vale. Siquid novisti rectius istis,
candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
Leave it to the philosophy forum to note that something might be fertile ground for jokes without even taking a stab at actually creating a joke with it.
Really, that's more mathematics' schtick.
Fine. Leave it to the philosophy forum to analyze a throwaway one-liner
What question do philosophers most frequently ask?
Would you like fries with that?
Why did Hobbes hang out with the talkative construction worker?
He was a social contracter.
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>implying Modern
>implying Legacy UWMiracles/Countertop EDH UUUMemnarch, Steal your grillUUU RWUZedruu, Queen of ChaosRWU GWUBRReaper KingGWUBR My Trades
What is the difference between a bench and a philosopher?
How do you get a philosopher of your porch.
They can always get jobs as anesthesiologist because...
What is the difference between a Philosopher and a Jehovah's Witness?
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist philosopher?
Why did Nietzsche cross the road?
I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.
The question no philosopher could answer.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the solipsist convention?
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
This video was posted in the joke part of the philosophical ressources from the forum. I laughed it hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYO0vsI6UM
This is a video response to the previous video.
They are both attack ad to either promote or discredit a philosopher as though they were in an electoral campaign.
Make me one with everything.
[Clan Flamingo]
Three days.
The first says "I don't know." The second says "I don't know." The third says "yes!"
Modern: U M'Olk; B Goodstuff
"Would you like a drink?"
Descartes replies: "I think not" and promptly vanishes.
Also:
http://youtu.be/ur5fGSBsfq8
Does anyone know any jokes involving DeMorgan's Rule? It seems like such fertile ground for this type of "spoken English doesn't follow the rules of formal logic" trope.
Leave it to the philosophy forum to note that something might be fertile ground for jokes without even taking a stab at actually creating a joke with it.
Really, that's more mathematics' schtick.
candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
Fine. Leave it to the philosophy forum to analyze a throwaway one-liner
candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
candidus inperti; si nil, his utere mecum.
That is no laughing matter!
>implying
Modern
>implying
Legacy
UWMiracles/Countertop
EDH
UUUMemnarch, Steal your grillUUU
RWUZedruu, Queen of ChaosRWU
GWUBRReaper KingGWUBR
My Trades