There have been a few threads so far that have discussed whether America is one thing or another. The problem with those threads is that they contained such a stretch of logic that only an anti-American fanboy would believe what they had to say. This thread is here to show you, with REAL logic, that America is in fact, a Velociraptor. To prove that I know what I'm talking about, and to keep you from forgetting the points, each one will be posted in large red font.
Point 1: Fighting Dinosaurs
The fighting dinosaurs is one of the most well-known fossils of a velociraptor, where one is engaged in a fight with a Protoceratops. Not only do most people remember America as in a fight with Protoiraqis, but one of our most famous ethnic groups that came over was the "Fighting Irish." This fossil is believed to have been buried in sand. Our soldiers are also being buried in sand.
Point 2: Deinonychus
Deinonychus and Tenontosaurus, closely related animals to the velociraptor, have commonly been found in groups and are thought to be pack hunters. Americans can also be found in large groups, and generally hunt in packs, such as with Germany and Japan in WW2, with Iraq in the Vietnam War, and with penguins, in the Great Antarctic War.
Point 3: Flight
Velociraptors had feathers. Americans discovered flight. 'nuff said.
Point 4: Kiwi
The kiwi is close to velociraptors in anatomy, feather type, bone structure, and the nasal passage. When someone says Kiwi, you could think of a bird or a fruit. Likewise, when someone says America, you could think of a country or a continent.
Point 5: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park is a movie about Velociraptors. Everyone who survives until the end is American, showing that Velociraptors are not cannibals.
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Point 1: Fighting Dinosaurs
The fighting dinosaurs is one of the most well-known fossils of a velociraptor, where one is engaged in a fight with a Protoceratops. Not only do most people remember America as in a fight with Protoiraqis, but one of our most famous ethnic groups that came over was the "Fighting Irish." This fossil is believed to have been buried in sand. Our soldiers are also being buried in sand.
Point 2: Deinonychus
Deinonychus and Tenontosaurus, closely related animals to the velociraptor, have commonly been found in groups and are thought to be pack hunters. Americans can also be found in large groups, and generally hunt in packs, such as with Germany and Japan in WW2, with Iraq in the Vietnam War, and with penguins, in the Great Antarctic War.
Point 3: Flight
Velociraptors had feathers. Americans discovered flight. 'nuff said.
Point 4: Kiwi
The kiwi is close to velociraptors in anatomy, feather type, bone structure, and the nasal passage. When someone says Kiwi, you could think of a bird or a fruit. Likewise, when someone says America, you could think of a country or a continent.
Point 5: Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park is a movie about Velociraptors. Everyone who survives until the end is American, showing that Velociraptors are not cannibals.
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