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Finally, what would Jesus do?
Smite Pat Robertson, hopefully.
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Made me think, If Pat Robertson and Jesus were alive at the same time, I imagine Pat would be calling for the assassination of Jesus. Perhaps that is the subject for some science-fiction/time-traveling/alterante universe novel.
In this science-fiction, at least Pat could be satisfied with the knowledge that Jesus died for his sins.
That reminds me of a comic a friend of mine drew in High School. It begins with some of the disciples arriving at the tomb, where they discover the stone has been rolled away. There's a trail of blood leading inside. They light torches and enter, terrified. Oh no! Jesus Christ is a zombie, and he's eating someone! One of the disciples gets bitten! A zombie plague spreads!
In the end, the Vikings somehow save the world. It was a very strange piece. I don't know what happened to it.
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Then loom'd his streaming majesty From out that wine-dark fog, And spake he unto all our crew: "Go forth, and read my blog."
Made me think, If Pat Robertson and Jesus were alive at the same time, I imagine Pat would be calling for the assassination of Jesus. Perhaps that is the subject for some science-fiction/time-traveling/alterante universe novel.
In this science-fiction, at least Pat could be satisfied with the knowledge that Jesus died for his sins.
That reminds me of a very clever MAD Magazine thing they did a few years back. I don't know if they intended to be so deep about it (unlikely, since the mag sucks) but it really raised a good point. It was in the style of a Bush smear ad, where one of the things was a quote from Jesus saying something like, "turn the other cheek" and the response was "Jesus is soft on crime/terror" or something like that.
hmm. since i would not see a singleminded, wellplanned assassination as terror(yeah, it does not really make sense, but i feel this way), he does not really try to instill terror. endorsing terrorist activities: no. endorsing cold-minded murder: yep, he seems to do that. still, free speech. he did not call upon anyone to kill him. he does not force anyone to do so either, so i can not really see any criminal intent. situation and reaction should not matter when he would say that he would want bush, blair or, for that matter any person "taken out". he says that he would be in favor of a human being being taken out. end of story. while this is wrong, if you ask me, i do fear it is his right.
oh, and jesus would probably say "stop asking for what i would do, read the bible if you want to know, for mine sake!"
The only thing that would make this whole situation funnier would be Hugo Chaves filing whatever charges he can against Pat Robertson, then sending a neatly typed request to the DoJ asking that Robertson be extradited to Venezuela to face trial on charges of douchebaggery and conspiracy. They'd never send him there, but it'd be hilarious.
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That reminds me of a very clever MAD Magazine thing they did a few years back. I don't know if they intended to be so deep about it (unlikely, since the mag sucks) but it really raised a good point. It was in the style of a Bush smear ad, where one of the things was a quote from Jesus saying something like, "turn the other cheek" and the response was "Jesus is soft on crime/terror" or something like that.
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Finally, what would Jesus do?
Smite Pat Robertson, hopefully.
....
Made me think, If Pat Robertson and Jesus were alive at the same time, I imagine Pat would be calling for the assassination of Jesus. Perhaps that is the subject for some science-fiction/time-traveling/alterante universe novel.
In this science-fiction, at least Pat could be satisfied with the knowledge that Jesus died for his sins.
In the end, the Vikings somehow save the world. It was a very strange piece. I don't know what happened to it.
From out that wine-dark fog,
And spake he unto all our crew:
"Go forth, and read my blog."
That reminds me of a very clever MAD Magazine thing they did a few years back. I don't know if they intended to be so deep about it (unlikely, since the mag sucks) but it really raised a good point. It was in the style of a Bush smear ad, where one of the things was a quote from Jesus saying something like, "turn the other cheek" and the response was "Jesus is soft on crime/terror" or something like that.
The only thing that would make this whole situation funnier would be Hugo Chaves filing whatever charges he can against Pat Robertson, then sending a neatly typed request to the DoJ asking that Robertson be extradited to Venezuela to face trial on charges of douchebaggery and conspiracy. They'd never send him there, but it'd be hilarious.
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This thing? I didn't know it was MAD. It is clever.
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"Your attack has been rendered quite harmless, it is however, quite pretty." -Saprazzan vizier
"It was probably a lowsy spell in the first place." -Ertai, wizer adept
"The duel was going badly for me and Zur thought I was finished. He boasted that he would eat my soul--but all he ate were his words." -Gustha Ebbasdotter