Wagwan, *****es!
This is a place for love.
This is a place for harmony.
This is a place for Galgamek, our Lord.
This is a place for rapping really badly and threatening each other's lives.
This is the Crooklyn Crew, NIZZAKS. Also known as the Cult of Lord Galgamek, our rapping green savior...
Magic, inanity, music, and whatever you're down with...
Though every once in a while I'll introduce your minds to some new slang to mispronounce.
This is actually based on a group TRM and I made, not official, that featured a good amount of members...Too tired to search and find the roster, but we dissed and destroyed a good number of people, even Stax!
When you join (friend or member) you'll have to come up with your own ridiculously lame pseudonym, though you can ask me for advice. I'm a library of them.
And we can randomly get into battles and driveby other clans.
All new or trial members still not approved (by clan vote, *****es, like Survivor, before it sucked...Well it always sucked...:sneaky: ) will be in the NWA...I always give noobs a chance, even Mox!
Anyway, join, join, friend, friend, it's all good, even if it just does end up being TRM and I conversing on insanity and violence.
I pwomise it won't be spams, Mr. Man.
WORSHIP THE LORD GALGAMEK. OR HE WILL BURN YOU WITH HIS HORIZONTAL FLAME ATTACKS OF RAGE.
WORSHIP HIM AND YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE HOUR OF SEXY TIME IF YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR GRUEL-CONSTRUCTION RATIOS.
The Classiest Mother****er Alive!
The Fallen Evincar (AKA Le Bronx AKA LORD GALGAMEK, *****!)- Infinite Dap
The Crooklyn Crew
The Runnin' Man (AKA Sean Cahn!)- 20 Dap
MD (AKA Gangsta Crizzab!)- 20 Dap
Danbanzero (AKA Painted Pumpkin!)- 20 Dap
A Banana (AKA Lil' Banana!)- 20 Dap
darkdemon- 20 Dap
JohnJones- 20 Dap
Master Skellum- 20 Dap
Spaz350- 20 Dap
User Name:- 20 Dap
Solidus Snake- 20 Dap
Sir Blakely- 20 Dap
T3h_Pimp- 20 Dap
gear- 20 Dap
Romanov- 20 Dap
NWA (Noobs With Attitude)
Friends With Benefits
Charlie Donaldson (AKA Charles In Charge!) - 6 Dap
Wessel (AKA Swingin' Wess Mo Fo!)- 6 Dap
stolin- 4 Dap
Xyre (AKA X-Wire!)- 3 Dap
Phyrexian- 2 Dap
Spanglegluppet (AKA Official Snaggleplugget of the Lord Galgamek!) - 2 Dap
Faust (AKA Big Fat Pavlushka!)- 1 Dap
Hellbent4hollywood (AKA Heckbent 4 bollywood!)- 1 Dap
circu626 (AKA 86 Fingers Magee!)- 1 Dap
Yukora (AKA Big Yuke!)- 1 Dap
Jack (AKA Cleaner Side Of Life!)- 1 Dap
Moxman- 1 Dap
BweeBwee- 1 Dap
Lock_Down- 1 Dap
tehpincushonmahn- 1 Dap
Good&Evil- 1 Dap
Spiral- 1 Dap
Gnomeslaver- 1 Dap
Clan Mascots/Allies
Robot Jesus, and all the other Jesi.
Clan Archnemesiseseseses
The Man Dr. Pimp (Leader of our Archnemesis Group, "Zoo York"! :o)
The Emo Illuminati
Clan Rules
No shirt. No spam (under the counter ;))
No emo. No drugs (over the counter ;))
No fat chicks (MD! :o)
And finally...no big words, they scare TRM away.
Anyway...here's...
The Retarded Slang of the Day
Wagwan:
Bastardization of "What's going on?"
"Wagwan my brotha!"
This thread is brought to you by, the bloody-tear-inducing BIG Action Figure.
Topics Of Discussion:
1.) Topics of Discussion
2.) The significance of Turkey in European politics
3.) Mexico
4.) Lord Galgamek's evil reign
5.) Family Guy? The Simpsons? South Park?
Which one's better, this one or "Bone Flute Thugz In Harmony"? :xd: I'm not sure many people get the pun, since they've never heard of the group.
Out there people are thinking, "TFE...:no:", which is just fine, it ups my Dap Level.
Hey, maybe we'll force members to randomly battle each other for Dap. And then, whoever is at the top gets like, I don't know illeg-err cookies or something.
Add me as a member, I'll come up with a pimp name for myself soon.
But of course!
I'm currently contemplating what weird image to steal/make...Robot Jesus was pretty convenient...Maybe something involving giant robots and Jamaican people. HMMMMMM.
And don't worry, instead of punching Emos, we'll kick them. KUNG FU, *****ES.
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
But of course...Good to see you around, and my condolences on you know what. THE TACOS WHERE EVERYWHERE MAN!
Also, the ugly truth of Senori's gimmick.
thesenori: Now you know our secret.
thesenori: You belong to the cabal now.
EvincarSanbud: Sweet...Do I get like, a gift bag?
thesenori: You had best run. If the Fedgov finds out, they will kill you.
thesenori: Your gift bag is filled with bullets.
thesenori: And a single casing.
EvincarSanbud: Chocolate?
EvincarSanbud: And Fedgov? Is that, like, a physical manifestation of the federal government or just a Russian guy? I can handle the entire federal government, but a Russian guy? I'm going to **** my pants...
thesenori: Russian guy.
thesenori: He looks kinda like Jaws, except he has normal teeth and has no physical resemblance.
EvincarSanbud: Goddamit...If only he looked like Jaws.
EvincarSanbud: See, I sort of look like James Bond, except I'm not English and I look nothing like him.
thesenori: I know the feeling.
thesenori: I'm the exact same way.
thesenori: People come up to me on the street and say "You look like James Bond... except for the look and feel."
EvincarSanbud:
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
But of course! I'm currently contemplating what weird image to steal/make...Robot Jesus was pretty convenient...Maybe something involving giant robots and Jamaican people. HMMMMMM.
And don't worry, instead of punching Emos, we'll kick them. KUNG FU, *****ES.
Hell yeah man.
And I've got 2 names in mind.
Giant Laser Shooting Robotic Pimp Rasta Man
or
The Prophet
the rasta man is pimp, although The Prophet is a pseudonym I've always liked. I don't give a ****, you can choose for me TFE.
Oh... btw... I want to be on the top of the friends list 4ever, and I want my name in red... and my nickname is "Swingin' Wess Mo Fo"
Da Crooklyn Gang...
Hahahah, well, The Lord Galgamek does grant wishes, but only one...I suppose you can be "Swingin' Wess Mo Fo". Just remember to be swinging in the right direction, we've lost many a homey to misguided "swingin'".
Maybe later you can compete for higher Dap.
In other news, any friends or members, link this clan with either my banner or this AWESOME alternate one, both by Charlie.
BEHOLD THE HOLY TOME OF LORD GALGAMEK!
Charlie receives five dap for his awesomeness in Galgamek Propoganda.
I am a GRABSZAL level TFEist. It is 10 levels higher than MAKBOOB.
Spanglegluppet is MAKBOOB. I finally surpass him.
BWHAHAHAHA. THAT IS CORRECT!
Lord Galgamek is pleased with your service.
He will provide you one half minute extra Sexy Time after your Gruel-Construction and Furniture-Copulation Hours are complete!
You still aren't higher than SHARGOOOL though! HAH HAH! :xd:
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
Friend me up please. This must be orgasm day for Moxman right now. He desperately wants TFE back in full force. Plus we need TFE here in crooklyn. Its getting boring without you. And jeez... I need to make room in my sig (extendo it?) for that banner...
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What? hes too gangster to post himself? C'mon Arch nemesis you aint no *****.
Hahaha, it's okay, I'll let him friend up like that, though he won't get much dap. I think it's because "Moxman" has become a personality of Wessel.
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Friend me up please. This must be orgasm day for Moxman right now. He desperately wants TFE back in full force. Plus we need TFE here in crooklyn. Its getting boring without you. And jeez... I need to make room in my sig (extendo it?) for that banner...
For shikkah man.
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The new sig is great, props to Charlie Donaldson.
EDIT: PRAISE LORD GALGAMEK!!! PRAISE LORD GALGAMEK!!! HE IS OUR ALLMIGHTY GIVER OF SEXY TIME!!!
HAIL LORD GALGAMEK. HAILING HIM WILL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA MINUTE OF SEXY TIME AFTER YOUR GRUEL-CONSTRUCTION IS COMPLETED FOR THE HIGHER SCIONS.
Hmmm...I need to get CD to make one about Harkiusitis. Right 'Rax?
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
BEHOLD THE HOLY TOME OF LORD GALGAMEK!
Wagwan, *****es!
This is a place for love.
This is a place for harmony.
This is a place for Galgamek, our Lord.
This is a place for rapping really badly and threatening each other's lives.
This is the Crooklyn Crew, NIZZAKS. Also known as the Cult of Lord Galgamek, our rapping green savior...
Magic, inanity, music, and whatever you're down with...
Though every once in a while I'll introduce your minds to some new slang to mispronounce.
This is actually based on a group TRM and I made, not official, that featured a good amount of members...Too tired to search and find the roster, but we dissed and destroyed a good number of people, even Stax!
When you join (friend or member) you'll have to come up with your own ridiculously lame pseudonym, though you can ask me for advice. I'm a library of them.
And we can randomly get into battles and driveby other clans.
All new or trial members still not approved (by clan vote, *****es, like Survivor, before it sucked...Well it always sucked...:sneaky: ) will be in the NWA...I always give noobs a chance, even Mox!
Anyway, join, join, friend, friend, it's all good, even if it just does end up being TRM and I conversing on insanity and violence.
I pwomise it won't be spams, Mr. Man.
WORSHIP THE LORD GALGAMEK. OR HE WILL BURN YOU WITH HIS HORIZONTAL FLAME ATTACKS OF RAGE.
WORSHIP HIM AND YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE HOUR OF SEXY TIME IF YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR GRUEL-CONSTRUCTION RATIOS.
The Classiest Mother****er Alive!
The Fallen Evincar (AKA Le Bronx AKA LORD GALGAMEK, *****!)- Infinite Dap
The Crooklyn Crew
The Runnin' Man (AKA Sean Cahn!)- 20 Dap
MD (AKA Gangsta Crizzab!)- 20 Dap
Danbanzero (AKA Painted Pumpkin!)- 20 Dap
A Banana (AKA Lil' Banana!)- 20 Dap
darkdemon- 20 Dap
JohnJones- 20 Dap
Master Skellum- 20 Dap
Spaz350- 20 Dap
User Name:- 20 Dap
Solidus Snake- 20 Dap
Sir Blakely- 20 Dap
T3h_Pimp- 20 Dap
gear- 20 Dap
Romanov- 20 Dap
NWA (Noobs With Attitude)
Friends With Benefits
Charlie Donaldson (AKA Charles In Charge!) - 6 Dap
Wessel (AKA Swingin' Wess Mo Fo!)- 6 Dap
stolin- 4 Dap
Xyre (AKA X-Wire!)- 3 Dap
Phyrexian- 2 Dap
Spanglegluppet (AKA Official Snaggleplugget of the Lord Galgamek!) - 2 Dap
Faust (AKA Big Fat Pavlushka!)- 1 Dap
Hellbent4hollywood (AKA Heckbent 4 bollywood!)- 1 Dap
circu626 (AKA 86 Fingers Magee!)- 1 Dap
Yukora (AKA Big Yuke!)- 1 Dap
Jack (AKA Cleaner Side Of Life!)- 1 Dap
Moxman- 1 Dap
BweeBwee- 1 Dap
Lock_Down- 1 Dap
tehpincushonmahn- 1 Dap
Good&Evil- 1 Dap
Spiral- 1 Dap
Gnomeslaver- 1 Dap
Clan Mascots/Allies
Robot Jesus, and all the other Jesi.
Clan Archnemesiseseseses
The Man
Dr. Pimp (Leader of our Archnemesis Group, "Zoo York"! :o)
The Emo Illuminati
Clan Rules
No shirt. No spam (under the counter ;))
No emo. No drugs (over the counter ;))
No fat chicks (MD! :o)
And finally...no big words, they scare TRM away.
Anyway...here's...
The Retarded Slang of the Day
Wagwan:
Bastardization of "What's going on?"
"Wagwan my brotha!"
This thread is brought to you by, the bloody-tear-inducing BIG Action Figure.
Topics Of Discussion:
1.) Topics of Discussion
2.) The significance of Turkey in European politics
3.) Mexico
4.) Lord Galgamek's evil reign
5.) Family Guy? The Simpsons? South Park?
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
What about 'no fat chicks' in clan rules?
The Official Vodka Duke of the 499
Visit my best/worst cards by collector's number thread!
Stardust Siggies! Wonderful graphics:D
Ya'll know what it is! Crooklyn till the death of me, *****!
Member of Team Lucksack
Voting for Ron Paul in 2008
Learn how to get better at Magic
What's up nizzak? And what about it?
You need a good pseudonym. I recommend adding "Young" or "Big" to something. And maybe adding "Z"s to it. :xd:
TILL I DIE! (Or until I lose interest. Death's a *****.)
What's your name going to be, huh? Big Poppa Pimp? :xd:
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Or just Pavlushka? Big Pavlushka? And maybe Big Fat Pavlushka
The Official Vodka Duke of the 499
Visit my best/worst cards by collector's number thread!
Stardust Siggies! Wonderful graphics:D
Perfect! And if you die of obesity I can totally sell your records over and over and over and make a horrible action figure of you.
Right Diddy?
- "KILL ME."
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
I you, TFE
Meet Big Fat Pavlushka, the worst rapper ever!
The Official Vodka Duke of the 499
Visit my best/worst cards by collector's number thread!
Stardust Siggies! Wonderful graphics:D
I may randomly change the thread title on a whim.
Which one's better, this one or "Bone Flute Thugz In Harmony"? :xd: I'm not sure many people get the pun, since they've never heard of the group.
Out there people are thinking, "TFE...:no:", which is just fine, it ups my Dap Level.
Hey, maybe we'll force members to randomly battle each other for Dap. And then, whoever is at the top gets like, I don't know illeg-err cookies or something.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Add me as a member, I'll come up with a pimp name for myself soon.
But of course!
I'm currently contemplating what weird image to steal/make...Robot Jesus was pretty convenient...Maybe something involving giant robots and Jamaican people. HMMMMMM.
And don't worry, instead of punching Emos, we'll kick them. KUNG FU, *****ES.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
But of course...Good to see you around, and my condolences on you know what. THE TACOS WHERE EVERYWHERE MAN!
Also, the ugly truth of Senori's gimmick.
thesenori: Now you know our secret.
thesenori: You belong to the cabal now.
EvincarSanbud: Sweet...Do I get like, a gift bag?
thesenori: You had best run. If the Fedgov finds out, they will kill you.
thesenori: Your gift bag is filled with bullets.
thesenori: And a single casing.
EvincarSanbud: Chocolate?
EvincarSanbud: And Fedgov? Is that, like, a physical manifestation of the federal government or just a Russian guy? I can handle the entire federal government, but a Russian guy? I'm going to **** my pants...
thesenori: Russian guy.
thesenori: He looks kinda like Jaws, except he has normal teeth and has no physical resemblance.
EvincarSanbud: Goddamit...If only he looked like Jaws.
EvincarSanbud: See, I sort of look like James Bond, except I'm not English and I look nothing like him.
thesenori: I know the feeling.
thesenori: I'm the exact same way.
thesenori: People come up to me on the street and say "You look like James Bond... except for the look and feel."
EvincarSanbud:
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Hell yeah man.
And I've got 2 names in mind.
Giant Laser Shooting Robotic Pimp Rasta Man
or
The Prophet
the rasta man is pimp, although The Prophet is a pseudonym I've always liked. I don't give a ****, you can choose for me TFE.
Hahaha, The Prophet seems appropriately pimp.
Check out the clan banner Charlie made for us! Stick it in your signatures with a link to the thread. Welcome as a Friend With Benefit, mothertruckah.
Lord Galgamek is obviously a Clan Mascot.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
No doubt!
Charlie's off brewing some more clan banners too...I think the one I use right now is pretty pimp.
I can't decide on a good thread title.
Perhaps The Crooklyn Crew will constantly change their's?
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Hahahah, well, The Lord Galgamek does grant wishes, but only one...I suppose you can be "Swingin' Wess Mo Fo". Just remember to be swinging in the right direction, we've lost many a homey to misguided "swingin'".
Maybe later you can compete for higher Dap.
In other news, any friends or members, link this clan with either my banner or this AWESOME alternate one, both by Charlie.
BEHOLD THE HOLY TOME OF LORD GALGAMEK!
Charlie receives five dap for his awesomeness in Galgamek Propoganda.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
I am a GRABSZAL level TFEist. It is 10 levels higher than MAKBOOB.
Spanglegluppet is MAKBOOB. I finally surpass him.
BWHAHAHAHA. THAT IS CORRECT!
Lord Galgamek is pleased with your service.
He will provide you one half minute extra Sexy Time after your Gruel-Construction and Furniture-Copulation Hours are complete!
You still aren't higher than SHARGOOOL though! HAH HAH! :xd:
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
NOO!
LORD GALGAMEK HAS APPOINTED ME SHARGOOL. STEP AWAY FROM MY TERRITORY OR MY MINI-SHARGOOLS WILL ATACK, SIR!
EDIT:
PRAISE LORD GALGAMEK!!! PRAISE LORD GALGAMEK!!! HE IS OUR ALLMIGHTY GIVER OF SEXY TIME!!!
What? hes too gangster to post himself? C'mon Arch nemesis you aint no *****.
Hahaha, it's okay, I'll let him friend up like that, though he won't get much dap. I think it's because "Moxman" has become a personality of Wessel.
For shikkah man.
HAIL LORD GALGAMEK. HAILING HIM WILL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA MINUTE OF SEXY TIME AFTER YOUR GRUEL-CONSTRUCTION IS COMPLETED FOR THE HIGHER SCIONS.
Hmmm...I need to get CD to make one about Harkiusitis. Right 'Rax?
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
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