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I'd Sleep With [Robot Jesus]
Poll: Will Robot Jesus reign supreme?!
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Ay yo, this is the proud and infinitely cool clan known as Robot Jesus.
If ya'll feel like joining up as a friend or member, don't be too scared, we don't bite, we only gnaw from time to time.
We're too moxy for proxies, too cool for drool, too money for honeys, too soul for Dole, we're just the greatest like Mohammed Ali and Tupac in a blender.
Looking for a clan that has your back? A clan that will defend against Robots, Communist, and Robot Communists (like Cyber-Stalin)?
Well, we're what you're looking for.
Dictator-for-Life
The Fallen Evincar
Robot Jesus Members
The Runnin' Man
Fade to Black
sparhawk
Soul_Grind
darkdemon
Master Skellum
Solidus Snake
KeeperEUSC
Spaz350
User Name:
JohnJones
Sir Blakely
Desyphur2000
nanoblaster1919
bluesoul
gear
Zero Tolorenc3
Danbanzero
Doob
moxman89
Friends of Robot Jesus
diggy
faust
sneakyhomunculus
MasterBeeble
Dragonhunter
Gnomeslaver
Hellbent4hollywood
Rhinocero
Draak
Elf Boy
Metaller
void_nothing
stolin
jumboshrimp
SOS
Sam111111
Patron of the Nerds
Alabaska J
Illuvatar
Xyre
Phalanx
Kankennon
Darksteel Underpants
The French Evincar
Lord Moo
Tiki_man
Spanglegluppet
F1r3ball
Phyrexian
Spiral
Deliverance
t3H_p1MP
Chuck_Norris
Dr Lucenzo
180°
twilight King
Viroid
Yukora
Avatar
DeceitfulBeauty
Mascots of Robot Jesus
DMX
Cyber-Cosby
Robot Stewie
Bob Dole
The United Retarded Cosplayer League (URCL)
Allies of Robot Jesus
[Rakdos]
[House Dimir]
[The Izzet]
[The Conclave]
[The Zoo]
Clan Policy:
No shoes, no shirt.
No mind, no sanity.
No fat chicks, no emo.
Philosophy:
We aspire to foster our coolness all around the forums, for we are most definitely, much, much cooler than you. Whoever you are. We strive to protect the name of Danza, inanity, insanity, and awesomeness, while conquering the forums and then the world. Having Bob Dole on your side doesn't hurt, believe me. We've also got more mack game and such than all other clans, especially because no other clans actually understand what "mack game", "stankyho", "nizzak" or "babalous" mean, they're just unhip compared to us. To quote the honorable poet and bard, Paul Wall, "I'm babalous *****, I got game.".
And remember, we rule your megazord.
Anyway, let's get to the topics of the day...
1.) RJ's submission for:
Flag:
Anthem:
Now there was once a fine pimp, a Robot Jesi
Swore thug love for life, Bibling *****es till he died
'Cuz he ain't got no scripture, it's called a hard drive
Shoots out his eye lasers and decimates
You *** ***? Stop that, that's a cyber sin
He'll infect you with pr0n viruses and stretch out your limbs like Dhalsim
Bust out the Cyber Bible, he makes mankind go bonkers
He don't need no ****in' gospels, he's got Command and Conquer
Got a tattoo on his robo-chest that says "Firefox 4 Lyfe"
Got a Robo-Mary Magadeline so he don't need your wife
He stepped onto this earth from a Holy Download
Sent down by Sacred A.I. to sorely slap the brown-nose
Because he's Robot Jesus, don't even trip
He's behind everything from Bob Dole, Bill Cosby
Mess with him and you're leavin' limp
And he don't **** around with no Nazis
NAZI FLAVOR FLAAAAV!
Le Bronx:
Robot Jesus played Counterstrike as a fetus
Crooklyn Crew; like, ***** please you can't defeat us
Le Bronx:
Robot Jesus!
He went back in time, impregnated Wieland Norris
Created Duncan MacLeod out of clay, saved Highlander for us.
He's traveled the land, doing good
He'll take a loaf of bread and turn it into Chocolate pudd.
Out pimped more than Pimp Jesus ever could
Free iTunes downloads from his blood
These AIM logs are his body
He could totally own you in Halo
And he's dangerous in his field like Rodney
Robbin' and Willin' with his might like Jumanji
He's here to save our cyber souls
So come on ye faithful, repeat it with me like "BOB DOLE!"
Our Robot who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy Hot Pockets, repping 7-11
Pimped out be thy name to the most
He was reppin' Salvation before we knew how to post
And may your Cyber-Will in haste be done
Free iPods for some, MySpace begone
On earth as it is on the internet
Al Gore invented that *****
Hasn't gotten IMed by Clinton yet
Give us this day, your jello goodness
Key-Lime chunks dominate, pineapple yellow ruthless
And forgive us when we download in vain
Because I could've sworn that file said "Alive! Tupac and Kurt Cobain"
Robot Jesus, lead us not into AOL,
Protect us from bad pr0n, give us our daily "LOLZ "
Deliver us from Rosewater, say a prayer for R_E
'Cuz we gotta keep runnin' this ****,
Le Bronx and the CC army
Any additions/suggestions?
2.) Teaching TRM his multiplication tables.
3.) JUMANJI!
4.) Disagreeing with the Testing Grounds.
5.) Bewaring TRM, obviously
And the classically disturbing:
:glee::glee::glee::glee::glee::glee::glee:
7.)
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
ATTN: Crooklyn Crew, I need a rapper for a song I'm working on, sso somebody let me know, I'll send you the instrumental and the vocal edit.
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
Oh snapzilla!
Bwahahah, getting the first post in such an active clan can be tricky and random, methinks.
Hohohoh, trust me, it can get uncomfortable, smoking with him, but it's generally fun, he's my favorite cat to get stoned with.
Also, now that we have a sort of "Beware of ____" sign, that should curb out thieves. No one wants to encounter a wild TRM!
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
just saying hi, and annoying TFE with the super stupid smiley:
Fixed.
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
Hohohohohoh, perfect!
Hohohoho, sup Gnome you crazy Finnish bastardo.
and yeah, that ****ing smilie pisses the **** out of me.
Thank DBZ for this...
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
IM ahh im ah im liken dah black shoes if ya get my drift homie? speaking of black shoes
"LOOK AT DEH SHOES, DEH BLACK SHOES, MY SHOES IS BLACK " - Sanbud
Indeed boys, indeed, this is a new thread. Notice anything about the title, TRM?
In other news...well, not much, I must play basketball and listen to loud rap music or I will be devoured by the demons telling me to kill old people within.
OHMY****!
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=912797#post912797
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Listening to:
Dead- R.U. Board
See you on the flip side, KeeperEUSC.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Oh well, you never posted much anyway, but if you'd like to go to a square-er clan, I can feel that, not everyone can handle the pure ballability and awecore factor of RJ.
Hahahaahahahhahaha, yeah, goodtimes for all.
That Tupac Ali is one of the awesomest human beings on the face of the planet.
Dude, I suddenly totally remember that before I wanted to make [Robot Jesus] I wanted to do [Ginyu Force].
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
EDIT: Holy shiz batman, I can vote for more than one thang on tha poll.
Actually, Rhino and bluesoul are thoroughy insane, luckily, and you never posted too much, too bad...Oh well, go join the squares.
Also, new infusion of people? We had basically all these people back by Bluesoul (It's not like he joined ten years ago. ), just not gear, Danban, or Doob or anything.
Just notice that?
Yeah, checkbox ****ing owns.
*Goes on long updating session*
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
CHARMANDER CHAR CHAR... CHARMANDER CHAR!
NOO PIKA PIKA CHUUUUU
OHH YEA NIZZAKS! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! JOHNJONES JOHN JOHN... punk ass *****... stupid ass flaming lizard and his side kick the evar stupid electric rat. What a fool.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Kinda like Cottage cheese and old people.:teach:
Is this supposed to be funny? This is far from funny... actually if i were to put it under an apporpriate category i think i would choose... ****ing retarded.
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)
rocking dude!
me and my friend have a gag band where we record songs about our friends and other stuff
We have a song about our friend Josh Eason (a Korean) the song name is He's got Seoul.
It is pretty funny and worth listening to i think.
you can listen to it/ download it here: http://www.myspace.com/rocketholidae
Battle Royale Mafia
(Come see who won!)