MTG Salvation

Can we get a week or two extension on the deadline? I ask because The Called currently has something like 7 applicants that need to be voted on, meaning we won't be able to even start on this for at least a week, if not longer.

Excellent. Many thanks for making this contest deadline now possible to meet.

Since no one seemed to notice they were supposed to be humorous, I went ahead and changed the rule abit so that we're making realistic cards.

-Xen.

At The Casualties we've been working on cards for about 2 weeks, ours are pretty humorous.
they could be made more realisitic, but they definately have an amusing flair about them.
Hopefully this won't count against us...

Philosophy:
Join Together
WBURG
enchantment
2: put a unity counter on target creature you control.
all creatures with unity counters gain all the abilities of other creatures with unity counters as long as those creatures are in play.



Land:
Tee-House
Land
tap: add one colorless mana to your mana pool.
2, tap: Remove target creature you control from the game. At the end of turn, return it to play under your control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
"Stop for a nice chat with some Tee(s) - Just relax and kill later!"
- slogan of the Tee-House


Members:
The Dawn of the Fu
1RW
Enchantment
All Samurai gain +1/+1 and Vigilance.
"The morning has arrived at last... and there is no end in sight to the slaughter. Only our faith in the Fu can fuel our lives now!"
- Takeno



Onikani's Fury
3GG
Sorcery
Put six 1/1 green elf tokens into play. Draw a card.
"All I said was 'elves are lame' and suddenly there they were, cracking their knuckles and combing their ears, and they were all looking at Onikani... who just nodded. And that's how I ended up in the hospital."



The Voice of Salvation
WBURG
Legendary Creature - Human Pill-Popper
Tap: Put a Voice Pill counter on target creature.
U, tap: Return target creature to owners hand that has a Voice Pill counter on it.
R, tap: Target creature with a Voice Pill counter on it gains double strike.
W, tap:Prevent 4 damage to target creature with a Voice Pill counter on it.
B, tap: Destroy target creature with a Voice Pill counter on it.
G, tap: Target creature with a Voice Pill counter gets +3/+3
Indestructible
Flying
0/2


Nemata, Spreader of Life
2GG
Legendary Creature - Human Monk
When Nemata, Spreader of Life is in play, each player puts a 1/1 Saproling token into play under their control at the beginning of their upkeep.
G,tap: Gain control of all Saprolings.
2G, sacrifice a Saproling: All Saprolings gain +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/1



Aggro_zombies
3BB
legendary creature - zombie
if Aggro_zombeis would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, you may pay 1B. if you do, return it to your hand.
zombies you play cost 1 less to play.
zombies you control get +X/+0, where X is the number of zombies you control.
zombies attck each turn if able.
3/2





Generic:


Flying Death Clowns
2BU
Creature- Clown
Flying
Sacrifice Flying Death Clowns: Destroy target non-black creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Return Flying Death Clowns from your graveyard to your hand. This ability can only anytime you could play a sorcery.
2/2
"Are you down with the clown?"



Numbing Despair
1BB
Enchant Creature
When enchanted creature goes to the graveyard, that creature's controller discards their hand.
"No, you've killed her, you've killed my Hidura!"
-The Invincible Kebidabu



Misguided Youth
1WB
Creature - Human Rogue
When Misguided Youth comes into play, choose white or black.
Spells of the chosen color cost 1 less to play.
1/2
"You just never know with our boy... he's into so many things I don't understand now."


EDIT - stupid me posted a wrong card, so i put in the right one...

The FUZZY FURRY FREAKY BATALLION checking in.
These are our cards so far.
More to come.

A couple more card for submission.

Here we go:

Well there you go. Uttermadness is the first card an Crimson Avatar is the Enraged.

Jeez, I wish we had photoshoppery skills... anyway these are our cards:

Member Cards (5):

Musashi, Ninja/Sword Type Banana 4UU
Legendary Creature- Banana Ninja
Ninjutsu 2UU
When Musashi, Ninja/Sword Type Banana deals combat damage to an opponent, Musashi, Ninja/Sword Type gains all activated and triggered abilities of target creature that player controls until end of turn. Then untap Musashi, Ninja/Sword Type Banana.
"That was the sappiest banana I have ever seen."
-Sole survivor of a banana assassination
4/3

Solace, Banana Acolite 1GG
Legendary Creature- Fox Shaman
GG: Put a 1/1 colorless Banana creature token into play.
I call upon the power of nature unbound!
0/3

Chin Yisou, Shikigami Master 2UB
Legendary Creature- Human Spellcrafter
B: Regenerate Chin Yisou, Shikigami Master.
U,T: Name a card. Target opponent reveals his or her hand. If the named card is in that player's hand, put a 1/1 colorless Banana creature token into play.
Did you really think you could defeat me that easily?
2/2

Chimpanzee, Keeper of the Golden Banana 2GG
Legendary Creature- Ape
Cards named The Golden Banana are indestructible.
All Apes and Bananas gain Trample.
"None shall stand in the path of the mighty banana!"
2/3

M Shumate, Bruised Banana 3RW
Legendary Creature- Banana Wizard.
2RW,T: Gain control of target creature and put a Banana counter on it. Creatures with Banana counters are 1/1 colorless Bananas and lose all activated abilitys.
"You will join us..."
2/2

Philosophy Cards (1):

Bananination 3WU
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of Bananas you control. This effect does not end at end of turn.
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
-General Peelum, former commander of the anti-banana army

Domain Cards (1):

The Bananatrix
Legendary Land
The Bananatrix comes into play tapped.
T: add 1 to your mana pool.
,T: put a 1/1 colorless Banana creature token into play.
2: all Bananas get +1/+1 untill end of turn. Use this ability no more than twice each turn.
"What is The Bananatrix? It is an alternate reality, similar to ours, but all sentient races have been replaced with Bananas. However, if the Bananas are not stopped, our two worlds will become identical."

Generic Cards (3):

The Golden Banana 7
Legendary Artifact
Affinity for Apes and Bananas
All Bananas and Apes cost 2 less to play.
Bananas and Apes you control get +2/+2
"I really don't need to protect it, I just bring it back after its raw power destroys its captor's mind."
-Chimpanzee, Keeper of the Golden Banana

Katanana 3
Artifact- Equipment
Katanana can only be equipped to non-token creatures.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
When equipped creature is put into a graveyard from play, put three 0/1 colorless Banana creature tokens into play that have "Sacrifice this creature: Tap target creature.".
Equip 3
"I thought I had defeated the Banana guard so I continued on my way and slipped on these banana peels that seemed to come from nowhere. I couldn't get back up until I had been discovered."
-Captured Scout

Banana Recruiter 2WW
Creature- Banana Rebel
XW,T: Search your library for a Banana or Ape card with a casting cost of X or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
He travels the land, searching for the best, the brightest, and the ultimate dancer!
3/3

Cards for The Clan Clan


5 Member Cards:

Sneakyhomunculus :2mana::symw::symw:
Legendary Creature - Cat Bread
Vigilance, Protection from red
3/3
Can't toast this...

God Hand :1mana::symg::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature - Elf
When elf comes in to play, you may untap all creatures you control. Creatures you control do not untap during your untap step.
1/2
And you thought he was just a legend...

r_x, Sexy Bird Thing :4mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature - Bird Angel
Flying
:0mana:: R_x gets +1/-1 until end of turn. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery.
:0mana:: R_x gets -1/+1 until end of turn. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery, and only if R_x's power is greater than 0.
4/4
You are not your ####ing P/T level.

Caffiene Addict :xmana::symr:
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker
Spend only for :xmana:.
Caffiene Addict comes into play with X +1/+1 counters.
Haste
1/1
'I have a long night to go. Make it black!'

The Mad Tapper :2mana::symu::symu:
Legendary Creature - Dervish
Whenever The Mad Tapper attacks, untap The Mad Tapper.
: Tap target creature.
2/3
Turning things sideways since 1994.


1 Philosophy Card:

Originality :1mana::symu::symu:
Creature - Incarnation
As long as Originality is in your graveyard and you control a non-basic land, instants and sorceries you control have Scry 2.
1/3
"As Genesis did with life, so Originality did with thought."
--- Scroll of Beginnings


1 Land Card:

Den of the Mastermind
Legendary Land - Lair
When Den of the Mastermind comes into play, return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand.
Land cards in your hand have Cycling :2mana:.
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
Resources can be replaced. Time cannot.


3 Generic Cards:

Combo :symu::symu::symw::symw::symg::symg::symr::symr: :symb::symb:
Instant
Instead of paying Combo's mana cost, you may sacrifice 10 non-token permanents you control.
Search your library for up to six cards and remove them from the game. Until end of turn you may play them any time you could play an instant without paying their mana cost. Creatures played this way have haste but may not attack.
1 card short of a seven card combo...

The Final Piece
Legendary Artifact
When The Final Piece comes into play, search your library for a card and put it into your hand.
When The Final Piece leaves play, remove your hand from the game.
The first 499 pieces are inconsequential.

Xanthic Press-Paper :xmana::xmana::xmana:
Legendary Artifact
Imprint - When Xanthic Press-Paper comes into play, remove X target permanents you control from the game and X target permanents an opponent controls from the game.
Xanthic Press-Paper gains all activated and triggered abilities of imprinted cards.

Here are the entries for the Ivory Tower clan:

*5 Card that represent members of your clan

Mono-G -
Creature - Squirrel Human
:1mana::symg:: All other green creatures get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. Use this ability only once each turn.
1/1

T2Sux, Greedy Capitalist -:1mana::symb:
Creature - Plutocrat
:2mana::symb:, :symtap:: Gain control of all permanents you own.
:symtap:: Choose a target permanent an opponent controls. Then choose a target permanent you control with the same converted mana cost. Exchange control of these permanents. T2Sux does not untap during your next untap step.
Money is the root of all good.- Ayn Rand
1/1

Senori, Child Prodigy - :1mana::symu::symu:
Creature - Man of la Mancha
When Senori comes into play, you may look at the top 5 cards of your library and put them back in any order.
:3mana:: Return Senori to its owner's hand.
2/2
"I have not, as of yet, developed the same brain power as this 13 year old child prodigy." -- ljossberir, Thwarter of Fools


Goblinboy - :symu::symu::symr::symr:
Creature - Goblin Human
:symu::symr:, :symtap:: Choose a target creature or player. Reveal the top card of your library. If the revealed card is red deal 2 damage to that creature or player. If it is blue, draw a card.
2/3

Ljossberir, Thwarter of Fools - :3mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature - Human
:symtap:: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. That creature's controller sacrifices it at the end of turn. Play this ability only during your upkeep.
1/2

*1 Representing your clan's philosophy

Power of Logic - :3mana::symu:
Enchantment
Spells your opponents play cost more to play.
Spells you play cost less to play.
Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil. - Plato

*1 Land representing the world/lair/domain/whatever

Ivory Library
Land
:2mana:, :symtap:: Choose a color. Add one mana of that colour to your mana pool, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the chosen color, until the end of turn you may play it as though it were in your hand.

*3 Generic

Risky Research - :symu::symu:
Instant
Reveal the top two cards of your library. Risky Research deals one damage to you for each land card revealed this way. Draw two cards.

Ubermensch - :6mana::symr::symr:
Creature - Overman
When Ubermensch comes into play, if you played Ubermensch from your hand, gain control of all creatures. (This effect doesn't end at the end of turn.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Ubermensch unless you pay
Creatures you control get +2/+2
3/3

Tireless Research - :symu::symb:
Enchantment
Pay X life: Look at the top X cards of your library and put any number on the bottom of your library. Put the rest on top of your library in any order

After the best clan campaign that was not back on News, it was time to bring back the ad that everone remembers.
Well, I remember it anyway.
Got Fur?

And these are the submissions for the Dandan Clan

5 Card that represent members of your clan

Serge, Evil Overlord [2U]
Legendary Creature - Human Pirate
[T]: Gain control of target land. Play this ability only if you control a Dandan. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
"I see my new empire thanks to my pets." - serge
1/1

Fels Anarchist, Scientist [2UG]
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
[T]: Target Dandan gets +5/+5 and gains trample until end of turn. At the end of turn, sacrifice it.
"The dandan must be experimented on. We make them happy then boom! It's a sad job, but I also make them soap." - Fels Anarchist
2/2

ADD’eM, Head of Propoganda [1UB]
Legendary Creature - Dandan
Islandhome
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals his or her hand and you choose a creature card for them. That player discards that card.
"I got the info I needed." - ADD’eM
3/2

NecroBlade, Minister of Intelligence [2UB]
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
[T], Tap an untapped Dandan you control: Draw cards equal to that Dandan’s toughness. Each opponent loses that much life.
"Insert random funny comment I've made here." - NecroBlade
1/2

GPM, Evil Cook [2BG]
Legendary Creature - Human Cook
[T], Sacrifice a creature: Add [2] to your mana pool. If the sacrificed creature was a Dandan, instead add [5] to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to play creature spells.
"Let's see...fried Dandan... boiled Dandan... Dandan on a stick... Dandan salad...I'm gonna need more Dandan..." - GPM
2/3

1 Land

Dominated Ocean
Legendary Land
[T]: Add [1] to your mana pool.
[T]: Add [U][U] to your mana pool. Play this ability only if you control a Dandan.
"A world without Dandan's is sad thing indeed." - serge

1 Philosophy

Jester's Tome [5]
Legendary Artifact
Whenever you play an instant or sorcery, you may flip a coin. If you win the flip, copy that spell (You may choose new targets for the copy.)
"We'll try anything twice, in case noone laughs the first time." - serge

3 General

Renegade Wrangler [3BB]
Creature – Fisherman
[T]: Destroy target Dandan. Put a +1/+1 counter on Renegade Wrangler.
4/2

Dandan Overlord [3UU]
Creature – Dandan
All other Dandan get +1/+1 and lose islandhome.
3/4

Overlord’s Airship [5]
Artifact – Vehicle
Capacity 3 (You may have three creatures onboard Overlord’s Airship.)
Board [2] (You may pay [2] to put a creature you control onboard Overlord’s Airship. As long as Overlord’s Airship has any creatures onboard, it becomes a 2/5 Artifact Creature - Vehicle. When this leaves play, tap all creatures that are onboard this. Play this ability only as a sorcery.)
Flying.
[6], Sacrifice a non-flying creature onboard Overlord’s Airship: Overlord’s Airship deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target creature or player.

Just add photoshoppery.

Entry, obviously for The Called.


5 Representing clan members

rancored_elf :symg::symg:
Legendary Creature — Called Elf
Trample
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
When rancored_elf is put into a graveyard from play, return rancored_elf to owner's hand.
"Hmmm, yeah, that's interesting. Imagine the dirty potential..." - rancored_elf
3/1

Binary Dragon
Legendary Creature — Called Dragon
Flying
:1mana:: Binary Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
:1mana:: Binary Dragon gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
If you control any permanents with mana cost other than or :1mana:, sacrifice Binary Dragon.
"All of us, are truly and literally a little bit of stardust." - William A. Fowler
0/1

Sterling Angel :1mana::symw::symw:
Legendary Creature — Called Angel
Flying, phasing
All Calleds get +2/+2.
"...if you leave I will have to hunt you down and kick your ass!" - Kristina
1/1

Sakabatou, Eagle Fanatic :1mana::symr::symg:
Legendary Creature — Called Goblin
Doublestrike
If Sakabatou, Eagle Fanatic is unblocked it gets +4/+0 until end of turn.
"EAGLES! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" - Saka, going to the Superbowl
1/3

Alex, Cavalier Spellshaper :symw::symu:
Legendary Creature — Called Wizard
:symu:: Target spell or permanent becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
:xmana::symw:, Discard a card: The next time target red spell would resolve, instead its controller removes it from the game, then puts X delay counters on it. As long as that card is removed from the game, remove a delay counter from it at the beginning of that player’s upkeep. If the card has no delay counters on it, he or she puts it onto the stack as a copy of the original spell. X can’t be 0.
"My card would be so cool!" - Alex
1/2

1 Representing your clan's philosophy

Called :1mana::symg::symg::symg:
Legendary Enchantment
Each player reveals the first card he or she draws each turn. Whenever a player reveals a creature card this way, he or she draws a card and may put that creature card into play.
"When the World calls, its children listen."

1 Land representing the world/lair/domain/whatever

Haven in the Old Forest
Legendary Land
:symtap:: Add :symg::symg: to your mana pool. Haven in the Old Forest deals 1 damage to you.
:symtap:: If target opponent controls more creatures than you, you may reveal the top card of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that creature into play and put the rest of the cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
"...but at that moment there came a sound like mingled song and laughter. Clear voices rose and fell in the starlit air. The black shadow straigtened up and retreated." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

3 Generic

Obscene Trinket
Artifact
:1mana:, Sacrifice Obscene Trinket: Draw a card.
:xmana::symg:, Sacrifice Obscene Trinket: Target Called gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Called in play.
:xmana::symg::symg:, Sacrifice Obscene Trinket: Search your library for a Called with converted mana cost equal or less than X and put it into play. Then shuffle your library.
"What's this do?"

Exodus of the Called :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Enchantment
When Exodus of the Called comes into play, remove all Called cards in play, in hands, and in graveyards from the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a card removed from the game by Exodus of the Called into play. It has haste, first strike, trample, and vigilance and gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
"Though their plane crumbled around them, the Called emerged united - and stronger than ever."

Rianalnn's Everlasting Effervescent Elixer :symb::symr:
Instant
Buyback
Target creature gains double strike, haste, and fear until end of turn.
"This is great for those all-nighter graveyard sessions... do you take sugar?"

First: The Called
Second: The Brits

We of the Banana Clan do most formally vote for The Ivory Tower first and The Called second.

Speaking on the behalf of the Raven Guild, the clan votes for:

1. ARD

2. Greek Alliance

The T's vote for

1st the called

2nd the clan clan