This thread is a variation on the "Outrageous Lies about the Last Poster" thread. Ancient Greeks believed in the "zero-sum game," that if you gained glory or honor someone else had to lose it. This thread takes that to the extreme....
We begin with me making an absurd claim about myself. The next poster says something along the lines of, "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that (insert ridiculous, probably insulting "truth" here)." He/she then posts a claim about him/herself, perhaps starting with "I, on the other hand (insert absurdly positive statement here)" The next poster tears down the last and tries to puff up himself.
Example: I start with "I am the greatest human being in all creation."
Next Poster: "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that Niadar just has the greatest EGO in all creation. I, on the other hand, am beloved by millions due to my self-help book, 'How to Be God.'"
3rd Poster: "Actually, Next Poster wrote the book, but nobody would publish it because it's actually complete gibberish, since he wrote it while on acid and heroin simultaneously. I know this because I'm actually a member of the Stop People who Think they're God group, and we checked him out only to realize that he's just stupid."
And don't let this become "I'm the greatest." "Nope, you're the worst. I'M the greatest" thread. (To help prevent this, don't post more often than every 3 posts, so you're never replying to attacks on yourself).
So let's give it a shot.
Godzilla's actually my pet creature, but I haven't told anyone because I don't want to be liable when he destroys a couple countries come 2020.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
ill give it a shot:
wrong. the truth is Niadar is godzillas pet, niadar is on a daily basis of cleaning feeding and grooming godzilla. While i Am the bearer of the strongest orzhov deck in the whole state
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"No wonder those gruul dirtbags follow him, the only orders he gives are "Crush them!" and "We eat!"."
Teysa - Orzhov scion
"the golgari raise their dead to serve, we raise our dead to lead."
While it may be true that Orzhov Guildleader has the strongest Orzhov deck... in actuality, no one gives a damn about the Orzhov guild. Seeing as how it's filled with bald angels and ugly gothic chicks. I, on the other hand, am the best magic player in existence. Sp my opinion matters and is always correct.
St1fle may be the best player in magic history, but he does not know how to spell so. I, on the other hand, can spell everything. Even antidisestablishmentarianism.
MyChemicalRomance may be able to spell "anything" and "antidisestablishmentarianism," but only in Czechoslovakian while drunk. I, on the other hand, am akin to a dictionary in my vast depth of knowledge.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Niadar is akin to a dictionary but he just lost it.
I on the other hand am going to be the next Prime Minister of Britain.
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Michael Howard MP - former Conservative Leader and current Bird Wizard (:2mana::symu::symw: 3/3 Flying, Echo :symu::symw:, when M comes into play destroy target Fox, Cat or Rat)
Thank you to R&Doom for the amazing sig banner and Le_Gambit for the wonderful avatar.
"He took the balls from many clerks/And hung them from a branch "When he struck us with feet and hands/It made Volpone dance!" - The Ballad of Dentling Nick, by Mr Owl
No, that's a lie. The only thing Owlperson will ever be leader of is the collection of dolls in his mother's basement. I, however, am the best computer hacker on the face of the planet.
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GENERATION 12,732,546: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation.
Unfortunetly for sawbladex, this means you have had sex with all the ugly and elderly people alongf with the beautiful ones, and we all know the ugly outnumber the beautiful.
I, however, am desired by thousands in lands across the world.
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Underrated, Overlooked
Thanks to THEY DID WHAT!? For the sweet banner!
Games played:3, 1 ongoing Times Town: 1, with 1 win Times Scum: 1, with 1 loss
Knowing is Pinoy Guy's case merely means that he took a radioactive bath in '45. This made him weak and unlovable.
On the other hand, I am the lord of the merfolk, treefolk, fae, boggarts, kithkin, elementals (both greater and flamekin), giantkind, and elves, and I took a level in badass.
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The guy who found the new art for shock and other 10th edition cards on the wizards site.
Butcher of Words.
yes its so terrible that you can only go 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
kilometers with it
We begin with me making an absurd claim about myself. The next poster says something along the lines of, "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that (insert ridiculous, probably insulting "truth" here)." He/she then posts a claim about him/herself, perhaps starting with "I, on the other hand (insert absurdly positive statement here)" The next poster tears down the last and tries to puff up himself.
Example: I start with "I am the greatest human being in all creation."
Next Poster: "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that Niadar just has the greatest EGO in all creation. I, on the other hand, am beloved by millions due to my self-help book, 'How to Be God.'"
3rd Poster: "Actually, Next Poster wrote the book, but nobody would publish it because it's actually complete gibberish, since he wrote it while on acid and heroin simultaneously. I know this because I'm actually a member of the Stop People who Think they're God group, and we checked him out only to realize that he's just stupid."
And don't let this become "I'm the greatest." "Nope, you're the worst. I'M the greatest" thread. (To help prevent this, don't post more often than every 3 posts, so you're never replying to attacks on yourself).
So let's give it a shot.
Godzilla's actually my pet creature, but I haven't told anyone because I don't want to be liable when he destroys a couple countries come 2020.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
wrong. the truth is Niadar is godzillas pet, niadar is on a daily basis of cleaning feeding and grooming godzilla. While i Am the bearer of the strongest orzhov deck in the whole state
Teysa - Orzhov scion
"the golgari raise their dead to serve, we raise our dead to lead."
Trade With Me Here
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and Hot pizza for banner!
Decks:
W/B Orzhov Supreme
B/R Boggart Feast
W/G Spirits
WGselesnya conclave
WUBRGSLIVERS
UBDimir
Rakki goblins
WBGTreefolk Shamans
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
I on the other hand am going to be the next Prime Minister of Britain.
Thank you to R&Doom for the amazing sig banner and Le_Gambit for the wonderful avatar.
"He took the balls from many clerks/And hung them from a branch
"When he struck us with feet and hands/It made Volpone dance!" - The Ballad of Dentling Nick, by Mr Owl
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I once tamed a bear by showing it my baby face.
Whereas I am the longest living thing sinse ever and have had protected sex with each and everyone's mother who is currently alive today.
Butcher of Words.
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I, however, am desired by thousands in lands across the world.
i how ever know nuclear physics...
My Sig's smile is better than yours.
On the other hand, I am the lord of the merfolk, treefolk, fae, boggarts, kithkin, elementals (both greater and flamekin), giantkind, and elves, and I took a level in badass.
Butcher of Words.
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Good thing for me though; I'm going to be Chuck Norris Jr. after the Aurora.
I, on the other hand, make the best damn apple pie in the universe.
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I, however, am a very very large treefolk. With both very high power and toughness, and equiped with cloak and dagger.
Because I am a master rogue.
Butcher of Words.
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Which I have a playset of. A playset for ALL my decks.
I, however, possess the ultimate question pertaining to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I, on the other hand, have mastery of heat. This means I can both freeze and light something on fire.
Good at parties.
Butcher of Words.
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I, on the other hand, am the quickest-reflexed ping-pong player on this side of the galaxy.
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i however never lost a magic the gathering tcg game in the world PERIOD.
My Sig's smile is better than yours.
I do have a spaceship that runs on a great and terrible power source.
Butcher of Words.
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kilometers with it
i however am a master of all weapons
My Sig's smile is better than yours.
On the other hand, I have swallowed the souls of countless foolish mages.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
I, however, swallow countless pounds of pure ENERGY, which enables to destory the EARTH as we know it.
Butcher of Words.
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