The objective of this game is simple: make a frivolous conspiracy theory, piece by piece, that would even impress Dan Brown #SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: THE DA VINCI CODE SUCKED ANYWAY# with completely random and absurd elements. one player posts one element, then the next player continues by adding a sentence. once it's become a really big conspiracy involving things such as Unicorns, Jehovah's Witnesses, The Charles Manson killings, reverse werewolves, male pregnancy, et cetera, the player who first post and thinks that this is enough writes his or her sentence, adds "Don't you see? It all makes perfect sense!" and says the first sentence for the next theory. also, don't just post your part: copy the whole thing from the previous post, then add your part.
I'll start it here.
For years,the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether.
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For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
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You see, part of what makes playing Magic so special is figuring out the good R&D decisions from the bad ones. If they were all good, it would take away an important element of the game: complaining about Magic on the Internet. - Mark Rosewater
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2)
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as...
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Kudos to Mr. Stuff for the adorable drummer avvy.
Kudos to Sephiroth Owa for the random banner. Tell me, ARE there similarities?
You see, part of what makes playing Magic so special is figuring out the good R&D decisions from the bad ones. If they were all good, it would take away an important element of the game: complaining about Magic on the Internet. - Mark Rosewater
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
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For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates...
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of...
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Member of the UIZZET!R Apprentice of Time Manipulation
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to...
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Kudos to Mr. Stuff for the adorable drummer avvy.
Kudos to Sephiroth Owa for the random banner. Tell me, ARE there similarities?
You see, part of what makes playing Magic so special is figuring out the good R&D decisions from the bad ones. If they were all good, it would take away an important element of the game: complaining about Magic on the Internet. - Mark Rosewater
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve...
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on...
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Kudos to Mr. Stuff for the adorable drummer avvy.
Kudos to Sephiroth Owa for the random banner. Tell me, ARE there similarities?
You see, part of what makes playing Magic so special is figuring out the good R&D decisions from the bad ones. If they were all good, it would take away an important element of the game: complaining about Magic on the Internet. - Mark Rosewater
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on the Galapagos Islands to get all of those damn turtles. With the eradication of the turtle population, the shells will then be used...
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For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on the Galapagos Islands to get all of those damn turtles. With the eradication of the turtle population, the shells will then be used to make armor of the soldier, making them strong enough to take over the...
For years, the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether. This allows them to create their own music-subtitutes, which serves two purposes:
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on the Galapagos Islands to get all of those damn turtles. With the eradication of the turtle population, the shells will then be used to make armor of the soldier, making them strong enough to take over the inner portion of the Earth, thus enslaving all the aliens inside and using their abilities to conquer the universe!
Don't you see!? It all makes perfect sense!!
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Kudos to Sephiroth Owa for the random banner. Tell me, ARE there similarities?
You see, part of what makes playing Magic so special is figuring out the good R&D decisions from the bad ones. If they were all good, it would take away an important element of the game: complaining about Magic on the Internet. - Mark Rosewater
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hinding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice.>...
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hinding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice.>. she did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice.> low-wage workers to help him...
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Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hinding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice.>. she did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice.> low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over...
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Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that....
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every....
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banner by god child. he'd make you one too, if you weren't so bad at posting.
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every single cat in the world. He does that because he is allergic to cats and...
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every single cat in the world. He does that because he is allergic to cats and also because he knows how to make really mean stew out of them. Furthermore, eliminating cats from the Earth would spur production in...
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Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every single cat in the world. He does that because he is allergic to cats and also because he knows how to make really mean stew out of them. Furthermore, eliminating cats from the Earth would spur production in super sweet chocolates bought by the grieving cat owners to dull their pain. And everbody knows that the best place to get super sweet chocolate is...
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banner by god child. he'd make you one too, if you weren't so bad at posting.
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every single cat in the world. He does that because he is allergic to cats and also because he knows how to make really mean stew out of them. Furthermore, eliminating cats from the Earth would spur production in super sweet chocolates bought by the grieving cat owners to dull their pain. And everbody knows that the best place to get super sweet chocolate is Switzerland; but unbeknownst to all but a few, Toblerone in Switzerland is actually owned by shady politicians who taint the chocolate with mind altering drugs in order to....
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Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every single cat in the world. He does that because he is allergic to cats and also because he knows how to make really mean stew out of them. Furthermore, eliminating cats from the Earth would spur production in super sweet chocolates bought by the grieving cat owners to dull their pain. And everbody knows that the best place to get super sweet chocolate is Switzerland; but unbeknownst to all but a few, Toblerone in Switzerland is actually owned by shady politicians who taint the chocolate with mind altering drugs in order to make everybody believe that Switzerland is a neutral country. They are however behind every modern skirmish, power struggle and war world wide. They do this for the pure enjoyment of...
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banner by god child. he'd make you one too, if you weren't so bad at posting.
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hiding from those dirty, stinking, rotten <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>. She did this because Prince Charles had hired <people of different ethnicity... of your choice>, low-wage workers to help him dominate the global knitting market. thereby giving him control over the styles of sweaters worn by school age children across the globe, of course giving him unlimited influence over those childrens' development (of course the sweater changes how you think! It's so obvious!!) He would therefore manipulate the children such that they are loyal to Mel Gibson, and hid life long quest to erradicate every single cat in the world. He does that because he is allergic to cats and also because he knows how to make really mean stew out of them. Furthermore, eliminating cats from the Earth would spur production in super sweet chocolates bought by the grieving cat owners to dull their pain. And everbody knows that the best place to get super sweet chocolate is Switzerland; but unbeknownst to all but a few, Toblerone in Switzerland is actually owned by shady politicians who taint the chocolate with mind altering drugs in order to make everybody believe that Switzerland is a neutral country. They are however behind every modern skirmish, power struggle and war world wide. They do this for the pure enjoyment of the <people of different ethnicity... of your choice> who, as we all know, want nothing more than to see the world superpowers collapse. Despite the efforts of Princess Di's underground movement, it is only a matter of time before the dreams of the <people of different ethnicity... of your choice> come into existence, causing.....
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I'll start it here.
For years,the Government has used peer-to-peer filesharing programs to gradually bankrupt the music industry, eventually eradicating music altogether.
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1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2)
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as...
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
My magnificent banner was made by R&Doom of Ye Olde Sig & Avatar Shoppe
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1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates...
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of...
My magnificent banner was made by R&Doom of Ye Olde Sig & Avatar Shoppe
Member of the UIZZET!R Apprentice of Time Manipulation
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to...
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve...
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on...
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on the Galapagos Islands to get all of those damn turtles. With the eradication of the turtle population, the shells will then be used...
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1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on the Galapagos Islands to get all of those damn turtles. With the eradication of the turtle population, the shells will then be used to make armor of the soldier, making them strong enough to take over the...
1) To use subliminal advertising to turn our children into a trained military task force, and
2) To get people used to substitutes, so that they may then give the people substitutes for other things, such as bananas, monkeys and trees.
"I like monkeys. They make me feel right at home. I also like bananas. And trees. I should probably propagate a scheme to steal all of them for myself. Heh." -Bush, direct quote.
This completely unedited quote from Bush clearly indicates that the Vatican is using the government as an instrument to gain control of the island of Gurgata's primary resources and exported wares, for the sinister purpose of creating military super-soldiers, with the help of the Illuminati. This will allow them to take over your local shoe store, starbucks and whore houses. by doing so they will achieve total domination of the global economy, which will allow them to finally make a unified attack on the Galapagos Islands to get all of those damn turtles. With the eradication of the turtle population, the shells will then be used to make armor of the soldier, making them strong enough to take over the inner portion of the Earth, thus enslaving all the aliens inside and using their abilities to conquer the universe!
Don't you see!? It all makes perfect sense!!
Princess Di was thought to be dead. In fact, she was really in hinding from...
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