OOC: This quest is for me and the undersigned. Anyone who intrudes runs the risk of polymorph and some very hungry barbarians. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Maeja looked back and forth at the mime and the flamekin as she waited for the thrid member to arrive.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The kitsune looks over at Deraxas for a moment. Then she throws each gem up high after it reaches her left hand. She gestures to the mime makeup, as if that should explain everything, and then takes an elaborate bow. Before easily grabbing the gems out of the air and starting to juggle again.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The girl looks at Deraxas curiously before nodding, tossing a gem behind her and bouncing it off her heel, playing hacky-sack with one gem while juggling another three.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The elven girl's eyes flash with something resembling a cross between shock and amusement.
"You know... I don't even know what you are. You look like a wolf, sort of, but tall... not to mention on two legs.... are you half human or something? And I know that gems aren't really the important thing, because magic's really about what IS, you just need a focus, but you'd think that you'd keep them safe until you no longer NEED a focus!"
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The kitsune has no real way to answer the question concerning her race. She'd only be able to point at herself, and that's no real answer, is it? So she just shrugs at the speculation and keeps up her juggling. And when Deraxas questions it, she simply grins... Before throwing the three up, kicking the other to join them. She pushes herself into a handstand, kicks the gems back up as they come down, somersaults onto her feet again, and then grabs all three to continue juggling.
After this show, she shrugs at Maeja, nodding to Deraxas in total agreement.
The woman shook her head. "Well, whatever. The name's Maeja. Perhaps you've heard of me...I'm something of a rising star here in Estark..." She paused briefly, as if to allow the words to sink in. "Anyways, these damned faeries stole my favorite fan...I need it for my performances, so if you could retrieve it, it would be greatly appreciated."
Masterkey's last activity was 5 days ago, with last actual post at 10.
The kitsune nods a little bit. Being slightly in showbusiness herself, she at least thinks she's heard of the woman. She tilts her head before grinning a little bit and nodding to her. Each gem goes up with a final throw and then falls into the kitsune's satchel.
The woman smiled wickedly. "Here's the best part. Each faerie you kill, bring me back a wing. For each wing you get, I'll give you 5 gold. And for the cow that stole my fan, bring back proof you killed her, I give each of you 75 gold a head. I'm gonna whip something up that'll make the little bastards regret they ever messed with me."
The girl glances at Deraxas with a raised eyebrow, then over at Woman. Considering for a moment before looking around, then back at her. Where to start?
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Let's get this started, then. Where was it stolen from?" Deraxas asks Maeja. "Any information you have would help, because we sure won't be able to track them, not through the air. And I don't know of any faerie rings near Estark."
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Maeja looked back and forth at the mime and the flamekin as she waited for the thrid member to arrive.
1.) Deraxas/Avatar of Kokusho *Checked In*
2.) Hiko/masterkey *Checked In*
3.) Erin/Nai *Checked In*
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
My helpdesk should you need me.
The look on her face is quite dangerous- she looks extremely upset, her eyes dark violet with a hint of emerald that seems to shine.
"I'm ready." she tells the woman. "And I want to hurt something. Now, if I can."
She looks at the made-up kitsune and does a double-take.
"Um, what the heck are you?" she says without a thought to courtesy.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
My helpdesk should you need me.
"I do hope you don't intend to throw stuff at the faeries who took that woman's property- they dodge rather well. I should know."
Great. We haven't even left this place and I'm saddled with another useless individual who will depend on me to protect her. Is this karma?
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
My helpdesk should you need me.
"Please tell me those are not your spells you're currently kicking around."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
My helpdesk should you need me.
"You know... I don't even know what you are. You look like a wolf, sort of, but tall... not to mention on two legs.... are you half human or something? And I know that gems aren't really the important thing, because magic's really about what IS, you just need a focus, but you'd think that you'd keep them safe until you no longer NEED a focus!"
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Maeja scanned the crowd. "Now where's that other person...?"
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
"I don't think I needed her, much less another- faeries are only tricky and conniving, not particularly tough."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
After this show, she shrugs at Maeja, nodding to Deraxas in total agreement.
My helpdesk should you need me.
The woman shook her head. "Well, whatever. The name's Maeja. Perhaps you've heard of me...I'm something of a rising star here in Estark..." She paused briefly, as if to allow the words to sink in. "Anyways, these damned faeries stole my favorite fan...I need it for my performances, so if you could retrieve it, it would be greatly appreciated."
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
The kitsune nods a little bit. Being slightly in showbusiness herself, she at least thinks she's heard of the woman. She tilts her head before grinning a little bit and nodding to her. Each gem goes up with a final throw and then falls into the kitsune's satchel.
My helpdesk should you need me.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
My helpdesk should you need me.
"I believe we can manage that. Any special bonus if I should return her to you alive?" Deraxas eyes her partner.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
My helpdesk should you need me.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
She looks at the white-furred performer who is to be her ally and shrugs.
"I suppose you ought to give me a name to call you, because something tells me you'd prefer NOT to be called Fluffy."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
The creator of Maro's Magic 8-Ball!
"Let's go, Jane. Or whatever. Thataway."
Deraxas heads in the indicated direction, stopping only at the last second to see if the other girl had come behind her.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
"Sorry! I was at the arena watching the fights and fell asleep for a while!"
She stops for a while to catch her breath, then looks at the kitsune "And what in the heavens are you?!"