I love how Squee sounds like ones of those people who lives to 100 and said it because they had prude juice every friday.
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“There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a pathetic little man who can't seem to grow a full mustache"
"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
He works well with Flayer of the Hatebound. Nothing like when a character can break the color pie a little rather than making the characters colors work around their abilities. Squee is always fun, a shame they went more "realistic" with his look rather than a slightly more cartoon-y one.
Legends never die ineed. I love the card. The art - awesome. He looks so proud with that decaying brain in his hands. The effect is wonderful. Squee is so metal he will come back from exile for more. In EDH he can combo or be a value engine and can even be a recurring blocker with just a little bit of bite to him.
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EDH Decks UWB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic's spring of life RUG Animar, Soul of the Elements and friends... lots of them WBG Karador king of two worlds (value and attrition) WRKalemne's Angels BRUG Yidris's Wild Party UWBR Breya's Terrifying Tinker Toys UBRThe Pretender
I kinda assumed his toy got destroyed along with the rest of the Legacy. Also - and I may be imagining this - his shirt looks like it could be a tattered, cut-down version of his regalia from Masques
Serum Powder, Gemstone Caverns, and Chrome Mox can all help exile creatures early on to help fuel victory via Food Chain Combo. While the Mox "turns off" when you cast the imprinted card, you shouldn't be casting that card either way until you are ready to generate infinite mana.
Yeah, I hadn’t read Food Chain in quite a while. I forgot the limitation on the mana, which renders it unable to activate the ability of Torreht Elemental.
Helm of Awakening (or any other way to reduce the cost of Squee by 1)
When Squeen ETBs, you get a Myr token. Sacrifice Squee and the Myr to Thermopod for RR. Re-cast Squee from your graveyard. (Or from exile, if there's Leyline of the Void/Plana Void/Rest in Peace in play). The cost-reducer can also be replaced with Panharmonicon. (Cost-reducer and Panharmonicon gives you infinite mana and infinite myrs, too.)
You now have your choice of ways to win; Purphoros/Impact Tremors works.You could also use a storm spell like Empty the Warrens (then you have arbitrary amounts of R w/Thermopod, sacrifice them to Goblin Bombardment, give them haste with Anger/Fervor/etc. and swing...), Grapeshot, or Ignite Memories.
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"You can tell how dumb someone is by how they use Mary Sue"
Well, legacy has Food Chain combo. Mono-red EDH decks don't do much combo in general.
He's also still skullclampable.
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Modern:WDeath & TaxesW | RUGRUG DelverRUG
Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest WUR Voltron Control
Temmet, Vizier of Naktamun WU Unblockable Mirror Trickery
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Ulrich the Politician
Zur the Rebel
Scorpion, Locust, Scarab, Egyptian Gods
O-Kagachi, Mathas, Mairsil
"Non-Tribal" Tribal Generals, Eggs
Squee + Food Chain + Deathforge Shaman for one enemy, Outpost Siege or Pandemonium or Warstorm Surge for multiplayer.
EDH Decks
UWB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic's spring of life
RUG Animar, Soul of the Elements and friends... lots of them
WBG Karador king of two worlds (value and attrition)
WRKalemne's Angels
BRUG Yidris's Wild Party
UWBR Breya's Terrifying Tinker Toys
UBR The Pretender
That's not a brain, it's Squee's Toy.
Can’t think of one in mono red. In decks where Squee is in the 99 you could get there with Skyshroud Elf setting up a generic to red mana filter, Ashnod’s Altar to create 2 mana (then filtered to red) when you sac him... something to reduce his cost by 1 (Goblin Warchief, Hazoret’s Monument, Ruby Medallion).. then anything that triggers on etbs or dies (Altar of the Brood, Impact Tremors).
Easy as pie!
Torrent Elemental can come back from exile too, though it isn’t cast.
Add rest in peace and be mean to half the Decks in modern
4 Torrent Elemental
4 Squee the Immortal
4 Eternal Scourge
4 Misthallow Griffin
Enchantments
4 Food Chain
4 Impact Tremors
4 Chrome Mox
4 Altar of the Brood
4 Serum Powder
Land
4 Gemstone Caverns
4 Scalding Tarn
4 Misty Rainforest
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Stomping Grounds
2 Steam Vents
2 Breeding Pools
1 Island
1 Forest
Serum Powder, Gemstone Caverns, and Chrome Mox can all help exile creatures early on to help fuel victory via Food Chain Combo. While the Mox "turns off" when you cast the imprinted card, you shouldn't be casting that card either way until you are ready to generate infinite mana.
- Thermopod
- Genesis Chamber
- Helm of Awakening (or any other way to reduce the cost of Squee by 1)
When Squeen ETBs, you get a Myr token. Sacrifice Squee and the Myr to Thermopod for RR. Re-cast Squee from your graveyard. (Or from exile, if there's Leyline of the Void/Plana Void/Rest in Peace in play). The cost-reducer can also be replaced with Panharmonicon. (Cost-reducer and Panharmonicon gives you infinite mana and infinite myrs, too.)You now have your choice of ways to win; Purphoros/Impact Tremors works.You could also use a storm spell like Empty the Warrens (then you have arbitrary amounts of R w/Thermopod, sacrifice them to Goblin Bombardment, give them haste with Anger/Fervor/etc. and swing...), Grapeshot, or Ignite Memories.
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Not being able to die - is just walking through the ruins of Dominaria until you stumble over it an impossible answer?
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
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