MTG Salvation

Quote from Myounka

I work in an air conditioned office so when i leave at five i have to drive home shirtless to avoid heatstroke.

Current decks:

Legacy: Zoo, Aggro Elves, The Gate, White Weenie, Red Deck Wins, and Merfolk. Currently building Solidarity.

Casual: Warp World Revolution and Old School Red-Green.

Standard: Ob-Nixilis Wave and Elves.

Mirri, Cat Warrior counts as a Cat Warrior.

(U/B)(U/B)(U/B) JUMP IN THE LINE, ROCK YOUR BODY IN TIME
(R/W)(R/W)(R/W) RISING FROM THE NEON GLOOM, SHINING LIKE A CRAZY MOON
(U/R)(R/G)(G/U) STEALIN' WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN BUYIN'

Quote from dr. teeth

I 'm a big fan of flavor, but I sure prefer the taste of bacon to buttholes.

Quote from Torm »

whereas bloodwitch comes packed with a big middle finger to everything but terminate and maelstrom pulse.

Quote from "Official Ruling" »

• 5/1/2007: Contraption is a new artifact type. There are currently no artifacts with this type. And there's no current game meaning of "assemble."

Originally Posted by Alderant
Baneslayer Angel could be hungover, slightly blind, and texting while flying and still win the game.

Quote from Ramenth

Linvala, Guardian of Silence can shut down just about every major threat in Standard, but can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Thanks for spiderboy4 of High~Light_Studios for the kick ass avatar.
Thanks for DarkNightCavalier of HotPS for the exceptional signature.

I am convinced that WotC is "dumbing" the game because of all the stupid posts they come across on MTG-related forums