That sun calendar that led to people panicking about 2012 got a card too. This one counts to 1000 time counters, or 9 turns assuming all you're doing is activate that doubling ability. I'm sure lots of people online are now doing the math to make it even faster.
The Millennium Calendar1
Legendary Artifact (Mythic Rare)
Whenever one or more permanents becomes untapped during your untap step, put that many time counters on The Millennium Calendar. 2, T: Double the amount of time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
When there are 1000 or more time counters on The Millennium Calendar, sacrifice it and each opponent loses 1000 life.
This next one is what happens when you start with a Gorilla Shaman sidegrade then power creep it. Sacrifice all your little tokens now, this one is in the perfect P/T and MV spot to be reanimated in just white over and over again.
Dauntless Dismantler1W
Creature - Human Artificer (Uncommon)
Artifacts your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped. XXW, Sacrifice Dauntless Dismantler: Destroy all artifacts with mana value X. The explorers of the Brazen Coalition quickly discovered that their cannons did not impress the Oltec in any way.
1/4
Meet Magic's third Nautilus.
Hermitic Nautilus 1U
Creature - Nautilus (Uncommon)
Vigilance 1U: Hermitic Nautilus gets +3/-3 until end of turn. It ate up the original owner of the shell long ago and is now ready for a new home—and a meal to match.
1/4
Abyssal Gorestalker4BB
Creature - Horror (Uncommon)
When Abyssal Gorestalker enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices two creatures. His fellow creatures once overran entire civilizations, but then they tore each other to pieces because of their overwhelming hunger. Only he remained.
6/6
as more doubler for this you would need 250 with one of the static doublers 125 with both static doublers
so the fastest way I got so far (if someone can do better) is 16 counters with both doubling and Vorinclex in play and having 6UUG available for activating the calendar + vorel + casting to ETB Deepglow skate (but this won’t be till a long amount of turns and chances are so slim of everything making it)
as more doubler for this you would need 250 with one of the static doublers 125 with both static doublers
so the fastest way I got so far (if someone can do better) is 16 counters with both doubling and Vorinclex in play and having 6UUG available for activating the calendar + vorel + casting to ETB Deepglow skate (but this won’t be till a long amount of turns and chances are so slim of everything making it)
All four of these cards are pretty cool for various reasons. Dismantler being a human is a big deal for one of my decks, but I'm not sure if I need that much artifact/treasure hate over the very good existing target removal from human sources. If you play Smothering Tithe I'll blow that up, but if you're messing around with food have at it.
What is the Hermitic Nautilus? It's typed Nautilus and not crab like Hightide Hermit, so it must be some kind of cannibal nautilus wearing the skin of its victims?
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Spoiler EditorThe Millennium Calendar 1
Legendary Artifact (Mythic Rare)
Whenever one or more permanents becomes untapped during your untap step, put that many time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
2, T: Double the amount of time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
When there are 1000 or more time counters on The Millennium Calendar, sacrifice it and each opponent loses 1000 life.
This next one is what happens when you start with a Gorilla Shaman sidegrade then power creep it. Sacrifice all your little tokens now, this one is in the perfect P/T and MV spot to be reanimated in just white over and over again.
Dauntless Dismantler 1W
Creature - Human Artificer (Uncommon)
Artifacts your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
XXW, Sacrifice Dauntless Dismantler: Destroy all artifacts with mana value X.
The explorers of the Brazen Coalition quickly discovered that their cannons did not impress the Oltec in any way.
1/4
Meet Magic's third Nautilus.
Hermitic Nautilus 1U
Creature - Nautilus (Uncommon)
Vigilance
1U: Hermitic Nautilus gets +3/-3 until end of turn.
It ate up the original owner of the shell long ago and is now ready for a new home—and a meal to match.
1/4
And finally, this 6/6 Horror barters in blood.
Abyssal Gorestalker 4BB
Creature - Horror (Uncommon)
When Abyssal Gorestalker enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices two creatures.
His fellow creatures once overran entire civilizations, but then they tore each other to pieces because of their overwhelming hunger. Only he remained.
6/6
Source: Caschys Blog
alright Let’s see
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as more doubler for this you would need 250 with one of the static doublers 125 with both static doublers
so the fastest way I got so far (if someone can do better) is 16 counters with both doubling and Vorinclex in play and having 6UUG available for activating the calendar + vorel + casting to ETB Deepglow skate (but this won’t be till a long amount of turns and chances are so slim of everything making it)
I do the math as if untappers are in factor later
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With two of them in play, octupling the counter every turn takes 3 turn to go from 2 to 1000. (1000 ~ 1024 = 2^10. Then 2^10 / (2 x 2^3) = 3.)
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gorillia shaman/Deepfire Elemental are hidden gems in commander in my eyes and this is a wrath version and I love it.