Invasion of Alara WUBRG
Battle - Siege
When Invasion of Alara enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile two nonland cards with mana value 4 or less. You may cast one of them without paying its mana cost. Put one of them in your hand. Then, put the rest exiled cards under your library in a random order.
7
Awaken the Maelstrom
Sorcery
Awaken the Maelstrom is all colors.
Target player draws two cards. You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. Create a token copy of target permanent you control. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two or three target creatures you control. Destroy target permanent an opponent controls.
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100% Vorthos Spike and Storyline Expert
Former Fact Prospector of the Greek Alliance.
Let this great clan rest in peace (2001-2011)
I translate this into an emotion a kid feels when they go into Baskin Robins:
Man behind the counter: Hello little girl. Would you like a vanilla sundae? Little Girl: OK!!!
Man behind the counter takes a scoop of vanilla ice cream, puts it into a cone. Her eyes sparkle. He then take that single scoop and places it sideways on a dish and adds a scoop of chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Her eyes get bigger. He squeezes chocolate syrup on it. Her eyes get larger, she starts to drool. He takes out a can of whip cream and makes a foamy mount. She starts to jump up and down. He puts rainbow sprinkles on top. She starts to foam at the mouth. He puts a cherry on top... hands it to her and her mother says "Only one bite, sweetie... I thought you were trying to lose weight?
I know Awaken the Maelstrom is a bit of five Ultimatums all at once, but which effect is which Ultimatum? I'm guessing:
Clarion Ultimatum: Create a token copy of target permanent you control. Brilliant Ultimatum: You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. Cruel Ultimatum: Target player draws two cards. (well that sucks) Violent Ultimatum: Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Titanic Ultimatum: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two or three target creatures you control.
Invasion of Alara
WUBRG
Battle - Siege
When Invasion of Alara enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile two nonland cards with mana value 4 or less. You may cast one of them without paying its mana cost. Put one of them in your hand. Then, put the rest exiled cards under your library in a random order.
7
Awaken the Maelstrom
Sorcery
Awaken the Maelstrom is all colors.
Target player draws two cards. You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. Create a token copy of target permanent you control. Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two or three target creatures you control. Destroy target permanent an opponent controls.
Let this great clan rest in peace (2001-2011)
Man behind the counter: Hello little girl. Would you like a vanilla sundae?
Little Girl: OK!!!
Man behind the counter takes a scoop of vanilla ice cream, puts it into a cone. Her eyes sparkle. He then take that single scoop and places it sideways on a dish and adds a scoop of chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Her eyes get bigger. He squeezes chocolate syrup on it. Her eyes get larger, she starts to drool. He takes out a can of whip cream and makes a foamy mount. She starts to jump up and down. He puts rainbow sprinkles on top. She starts to foam at the mouth. He puts a cherry on top... hands it to her and her mother says "Only one bite, sweetie... I thought you were trying to lose weight?
Clarion Ultimatum: Create a token copy of target permanent you control.
Brilliant Ultimatum: You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Cruel Ultimatum: Target player draws two cards. (well that sucks)
Violent Ultimatum: Destroy target permanent an opponent controls.
Titanic Ultimatum: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two or three target creatures you control.
there’s quite a handful of good hits at 4 mana value for the ETB
and it’s flip cast is a fracture of each of the shard ultimatums