Tourach, Dread Cantor 1B
Legendary Creature - Human Cleric (Mythic)
Protection from white
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +/1+1 counter on Tourach, Dread Cantor.
When Tourach enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two card at random.
Necromancer's Familiar 3B
Creature - Bird Spirit (Uncommon)
Flying Hellbent — Necromancer's Familiar has lifelink as long as you have no cards in hand. B, Discard a card: Necromancer's Familiar gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
Creature - Phyrexian Imp (Uncommon)
(anyone know what the flavor text says?)
The lord of discard has arrived to make sure you 8rack deck has another back-up finisher. His Familiars include a discard outlet, and the second confirmed creature type Phyrexian.
How i feel about competitive players and casual players in EDH: The competitive are german tourists, the casual are italian tourists, both in a italian beach. The italians asking themselves "why are the germans here?" make a legitimate question, the answer is because the beach is beautiful, no matter the country you came from. The italians wanting to ban the germans are dumb, because if the germans pay for their stay and follow the rules like everyone else, they have the right to be in the beach. Hovewer, if the germans started to ask themselves "why are the italians here?"... they would be dumb as hell.