If you want these effects fine, but as a rare, this is kinda meh ... (could have been a much nicer uncommon).
One of these days, we really need to develop specific language for “fine but not expected to have high value and the slot could’ve been occupied by a card with greater power/value”
Calling a card crap but saying that it’s fine for what it is... it’s kind of confusing.
Wait... I think we already have a term like that. In past times, we called cards like this “Filler”. Filler could be fine or even “good” in certain formats but it contributes to a lower EV by never exceeding $2 in value.