Hall Monitor R
Creature - Lizard Shaman (U)
Haste 1R, T: Target creature can't block this turn. "It's prohibited to summon without authorization. It's prohibited to write in the library books. And it's absolutely prohibited to duel inside the building!"
Weird flavor for a useful little Limited card, but I guess they wanted to push the pun as far as possible
Hey, we got our first decent 1-drop in Red, it's not Frenzied Goblin but can be very handy when you're staring down a 7/6 gorilla or a Wicked Bad Wolf across the board, pair it up with Kargan Intimidator for double the fun.