Ghost of Ramirez de Pietro 2U
Legendary Creature - Spirit Pirate (U)
Ghost of Ramirez DePietro can't be blocked by creatures with toughness 3 or more
Whenever it deals combat damage to a player, choose up to one card in any graveyard that has been discarded or milled this turn. Put that card into its owner's hand.
How i feel about competitive players and casual players in EDH: The competitive are german tourists, the casual are italian tourists, both in a italian beach. The italians asking themselves "why are the germans here?" make a legitimate question, the answer is because the beach is beautiful, no matter the country you came from. The italians wanting to ban the germans are dumb, because if the germans pay for their stay and follow the rules like everyone else, they have the right to be in the beach. Hovewer, if the germans started to ask themselves "why are the italians here?"... they would be dumb as hell.