Me: *casually swings in with a pair of adorned pouncers*
Opp: *tanks for a min* "no blocks...you're dead on crack back you know..."
Me: *begins tapping 4 mana*
Opp: *sweats profusely, nervously eyeing up the door to escape*
[long dramatic pause]
Me: "cast collected company?"
Opp: *despair sets in, walls begin to close around them, air becomes thick and heavy* "resolves" *tries to muster a fake sense of confidence, fiddled with meaningless open mana, flicks remaining cards in hands and shuffles the useless cards in hand through sweaty palms*
Me: "neat, twenty you. Gg?" *extend hand in clear display of poor sportsmanship after severe luck sacking*
MTGS Wikia Article about "New World Order"
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.
PSA to everyone who keeps forgetting about the Reserved List:
You're on a website dedicated to talking about MtG. You're only a few keystrokes away from finding out what cards are on the Reserved List. You're also only a few keystrokes away from finding out why some cards on the Reserved List got foil printings in FtV, as Judge promos, or whatnot, as well as why that won't happen again. Stop doing this.
In what universe? If you build a deck like that, and ever draw that hand, I will personally come to wherever you live, perform complicated acts of awestruck ********, then disembowel myself to escape the world that allowed something like this to occur and validate you.
Also, there are at least moderately modern playable cats in things like Wild Nacatl and Loam Lion. The fact that this card gives +2/+1 is no joke, I feel. Nacatls swinging for 5 will end a game in a hurry.