Nice to see Hermoine is doing well for herself in the magic the gathering multiverse.
Hermoine + Jaina = Kasmina. It's like the fusion dance between two universes.
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1. (Ravnica Allegiance): You can't keep a good esper control deck down... Or Wilderness Reclamation... or Gates...
2. (War of the Spark): Guys, I know what we need! We need a cycle of really idiotic flavor text victory cards! Jace's Triumph...
3. (War of the Spark): Lets make the format with control have even more control!
Jace: Be still, my beating heart. Chandra: Hey, don't forget you still need to remove the seal you placed on your gorgon pirate girlfriend's memory.
Jace: Oh, right. *snicker* I just remembered, I put a seal, as in the cute, blubbery animal with flippers, in her memory.
Chandra:...Why did you do that?
Jace: One, it'll mess with Bolas without giving myself away. Two...oh, here she is now! Vraska: Well, well. Long time no see, Jace. *prepares stone death gaze spell*
Jace: Good to "seal" you again, Captain!
Vraska: Captain? Wait, "seal"!?...*snicker* Oh, Jace, you magnificent little...*snort* BAHAHAHAHA!
Chandra:...Two, you chose a seal so you could greet Vraska with a terrible pun. Wow.
Jace: It's a seafarer thing.
Chandra: Don't you mean a "seal-farer" thing?
Jace: Touché. Kasmina (thinking): Merlin's beard, what manner of childish imbeciles am I trapped here with?...heh..."seal-faring"...
Later, when Bolas is defeated...
Bolas: Curse you, Jace! Not only have you defeated me, but you altered Vraska's memory so I had no knowledge of your interference beforehand! I have only one question: Why the bloody **** did you put a seal, as in the blubbery animal with flippers, in her memories!?
Jace: Why do you think?
Bolas:...So you could top off my humiliating defeat with the immensely embarassing realization that I got fooled by a childish stealth pun planted by the multiverse's most immature college-age mind mage ever. >_<
Jace: Gotcha.
Dear lordy, the lengths I will stretch to for a dumb joke.
MTGS Wikia Article about "New World Order"
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.
PSA to everyone who keeps forgetting about the Reserved List:
You're on a website dedicated to talking about MtG. You're only a few keystrokes away from finding out what cards are on the Reserved List. You're also only a few keystrokes away from finding out why some cards on the Reserved List got foil printings in FtV, as Judge promos, or whatnot, as well as why that won't happen again. Stop doing this.
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Hermoine + Jaina = Kasmina. It's like the fusion dance between two universes.
1. (Ravnica Allegiance): You can't keep a good esper control deck down... Or Wilderness Reclamation... or Gates...
2. (War of the Spark): Guys, I know what we need! We need a cycle of really idiotic flavor text victory cards! Jace's Triumph...
3. (War of the Spark): Lets make the format with control have even more control!
Chandra: Hey, don't forget you still need to remove the seal you placed on your gorgon pirate girlfriend's memory.
Jace: Oh, right. *snicker* I just remembered, I put a seal, as in the cute, blubbery animal with flippers, in her memory.
Chandra:...Why did you do that?
Jace: One, it'll mess with Bolas without giving myself away. Two...oh, here she is now!
Vraska: Well, well. Long time no see, Jace. *prepares stone death gaze spell*
Jace: Good to "seal" you again, Captain!
Vraska: Captain? Wait, "seal"!?...*snicker* Oh, Jace, you magnificent little...*snort* BAHAHAHAHA!
Chandra:...Two, you chose a seal so you could greet Vraska with a terrible pun. Wow.
Jace: It's a seafarer thing.
Chandra: Don't you mean a "seal-farer" thing?
Jace: Touché.
Kasmina (thinking): Merlin's beard, what manner of childish imbeciles am I trapped here with?...heh..."seal-faring"...
Later, when Bolas is defeated...
Bolas: Curse you, Jace! Not only have you defeated me, but you altered Vraska's memory so I had no knowledge of your interference beforehand! I have only one question: Why the bloody **** did you put a seal, as in the blubbery animal with flippers, in her memories!?
Jace: Why do you think?
Bolas:...So you could top off my humiliating defeat with the immensely embarassing realization that I got fooled by a childish stealth pun planted by the multiverse's most immature college-age mind mage ever. >_<
Jace: Gotcha.
Dear lordy, the lengths I will stretch to for a dumb joke.
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.