Is anyone getting sick of this 'technique' they use for flavor text on the card.
It's terrible 'humor' of the worst time, and Wizards comes back to it whenever they have a crutch. It's okay once in awhile, but I swear to god this is on too many cards. It's also rather obnoxious having humor everywhere in a set that's supposed to be dark.
I know it has nothing to do with gameplay, just a little frustrating.
i think this card is Freakin' awesome just imagine zoo with this even on the draw u flex "Nutz" any mana drawing the extra card u can pitch and turning up the gas on tempo and it still taps for mana easily a 3 of most likely a 4 of
For 3RR I want at LEAST a 6/6 vanilla dork, which only happens when the opponent has 3 or more creatures. So it's not constructed playable except MAYBE in a sideboard, maybe. But casual and multiplayer will obviously give it a try.
It's terrible 'humor' of the worst time, and Wizards comes back to it whenever they have a crutch. It's okay once in awhile, but I swear to god this is on too many cards. It's also rather obnoxious having humor everywhere in a set that's supposed to be dark.
I know it has nothing to do with gameplay, just a little frustrating.
Card is meh.
Generally there aren't a bunch of 4/4+ creatures running around in limited.
If you are in red I'm guessing you'll be okay with getting this 4th or 5th.
This guy is either at least a 4/4 for 5, a 3/3 that isn't getting blocked, or a 6+/6+ for 5.
Seems pretty good to me. The downside is obviously shrinking after combat, but I think its worth it.
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