Is it just me, or wouldn't Eldrazi Green rather run Cobra Trap over this? It costs 1 more, but it's an Instant and makes 4 tokens, and can occasionally drop for 1 mana. Also, 5 mana is a tight spot for that deck with Ant Queen and Monument. I don't play the deck, so please explain if I'm wrong.
Yeah I didn't like this at first, but I do think it has some fun potential. Oran-Rief obviously, but this can also sneak it's way into my Polymorph Progenitus deck.
Well this card reminds me so much of Power Rangers meeting Beastformers, yep. It may be better than Storm Crow in my books too. Need to get these bad boys in foil :D. This and Storm Crow, this dude, Bestial Menace shall be the FNM cards comming very soon, or I'll eat food! I especially like the flavor of uni and mono the new card has, moreover with all the Functional flavor reprints as in Grizzly Bears -> Runeclaw Bear. Makes me almost ponder is it supposed to apply what I just said or will there be the 1st errata name as far as I know currently.
Creature types of tokens change from block to block, depending on what fits best in the setting. For green 1/1s, there were Squirrels in Odyssey block, Insects in Onslaught block, Saprolings in Invasion, Ravnica, and Alara, and Snakes in Zendikar.
They'vehadtheirsharehereandthere. Snakes are perfectly acceptable as a 1/1 green token. And how much of a difference does it really make if it's a Squirrel or a Snake?
For the quotes think Zendikar, think squirrel, think World awakening, think moving, think alive, think chaos, good ready here it is "Ahh sleeping lots and lots nuts, hey I'm fly..flying. WHAAA, no, no whats happening why am I falling out of tree falling down of a side of floating land? Where will I land, are there trees there????! w..W..Would there be acorns there?! CAn I BE happy..whaaA.WHat will I do?! What can I DO, are there OtherS..WomEN??! WEll ANYONE THERE? Oh My gosh what the.........is THAT?? OW OW OW NOOO not my arms its so tingly bright and white, I can't feel my arms...or legGs??! Whwat is that music PPower RANGERS WAHHAHHT!? SO COnfused So CONFUSEDDD!!!?? Where am I don't feel anything, why has it gone dark just now??! SO DARK..AH oh that was just my imagination, GAH....AHH, WHAT WAS That ALL I SEE IS BURNING WHITENESS!?!?!? HUH AN ELEPHANT, WHa WOLF Hey you THERe with the PAint BRush HEL...??!?! SOMEONE anYone KNOW I EXIST FoR I SIMultaneously DO and DON't Ahhh!!!!!??? HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLllLLPPPPPPPPP?!?!?"
I like Vintage, then Legacy or Elder Dragon Highlander, Cube, 40 card minimum decks, Pauper, casual
What about instead of having the ante cards banned the word "ante" would become a reminder thing like "Domain-" meaning: "Exile the top card of your library face down. Your opponent may play this card as though it had flash and without paying it's mana cost." It kind of keeps the spirit.
Clearly, the better version of this card would have been "Put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token, a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, and a 3/3 green Elephant creature token into play"
=p
cuz nothing screams world of deadly perils like a squirrel.
WotC :"we need a snake, a wolf and an elephant being summoned."
Artist: *draws 3 animals and some light*
They look like a trio of crimefighters arriving on the scene.
Snake: Looks like we got two stiffs and a live one.
Wolf: Let me at 'em! I can smell his fear.
Elephant: You'll get your turn Wolf. He'll talk to me.
S&W: Why?
Elephant: I got big ears.
In seriousness, love this card. It's been waiting in the wings for some time, and it's great it has finally seen the light of day. I will much enjoy casting this in Zendikar Limited.
Snake: Looks like we got two stiffs and a live one.
Wolf: Let me at 'em! I can smell his fear.
Elephant: You'll get your turn Wolf. He'll talk to me.
S&W: Why?
Elephant: I got big ears.
In seriousness, love this card. It's been waiting in the wings for some time, and it's great it has finally seen the light of day. I will much enjoy casting this in Zendikar Limited.
Continuation:
Snake: let me take care of it
Wolf: No it's too dangeous
Snake rushes in ...
Elephant: Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
Snake: let me take care of it
Wolf: No it's too dangeous
Snake rushes in ...
Elephant: Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
thank you for that! i actually loled
anyway, i like it more because its hilarious than anything else. but because i love a nice godhand...
turn 1- llanowar elves (or whatever)
turn 2- leatherback baloth
turn 3- garruk, untap two, elvish visionary
turn 4- oran rief the vastwood, one in mana pool, untap two lands (one of which being oran rief), bestial menace, counters from oran rief
turn 5- garruk ultimate, overrun, attack for 51
It's missing the rules that when you play it you must pound your chest while yelling at the top of your lungs.
"Ahhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhhh!!!"
Seriously, though. Don't be the jerk that brings this in a deck and doesn't bring the tokens for it.
Or, at least, three visually distinct objects that could be used as tokens. I used to play against a guy who's deck used eight different types of creature tokens but used the same color glass bead for all of them (this was before tokens were inserted into each booster pack). No matter how much people complained, he never got seven different colors of beads for his tokens... Though now that I think about it, he really should have just gotten a mancala board or a painter's palette, then labeled the cups to match the creature types and stats of various tokens along with separate cups for tapped/untapped states if he didn't want to sift through beads. Would have saved everyone (himself included) so many headaches...
Now all I need is a custom art modification of Solid Snake and Fox McCloud riding in on the back of an elephant.
You could actually get something like this in Brawl...
Have Ganondorf use his final smash, and have Snake and Wolf jump at the right time to make it look like they're riding on his back when he charges. It would be tricky, but sooooo worth it.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
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T2
BW Aggro-Midrange BW
Well, then green just 1-Uped the competition, and white still is at the drawing board.
Well this card reminds me so much of Power Rangers meeting Beastformers, yep. It may be better than Storm Crow in my books too. Need to get these bad boys in foil :D. This and Storm Crow, this dude, Bestial Menace shall be the FNM cards comming very soon, or I'll eat food! I especially like the flavor of uni and mono the new card has, moreover with all the Functional flavor reprints as in Grizzly Bears -> Runeclaw Bear. Makes me almost ponder is it supposed to apply what I just said or will there be the 1st errata name as far as I know currently.
For the quotes think Zendikar, think squirrel, think World awakening, think moving, think alive, think chaos, good ready here it is "Ahh sleeping lots and lots nuts, hey I'm fly..flying. WHAAA, no, no whats happening why am I falling out of tree falling down of a side of floating land? Where will I land, are there trees there????! w..W..Would there be acorns there?! CAn I BE happy..whaaA.WHat will I do?! What can I DO, are there OtherS..WomEN??! WEll ANYONE THERE? Oh My gosh what the.........is THAT?? OW OW OW NOOO not my arms its so tingly bright and white, I can't feel my arms...or legGs??! Whwat is that music PPower RANGERS WAHHAHHT!? SO COnfused So CONFUSEDDD!!!?? Where am I don't feel anything, why has it gone dark just now??! SO DARK..AH oh that was just my imagination, GAH....AHH, WHAT WAS That ALL I SEE IS BURNING WHITENESS!?!?!? HUH AN ELEPHANT, WHa WOLF Hey you THERe with the PAint BRush HEL...??!?! SOMEONE anYone KNOW I EXIST FoR I SIMultaneously DO and DON't Ahhh!!!!!??? HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLllLLPPPPPPPPP?!?!?"
What about instead of having the ante cards banned the word "ante" would become a reminder thing like "Domain-" meaning: "Exile the top card of your library face down. Your opponent may play this card as though it had flash and without paying it's mana cost." It kind of keeps the spirit.
Dexterity Ha! that's why we have machines wAtTerRMElon and this egg thing.
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cuz nothing screams world of deadly perils like a squirrel.
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Or blue
"Target player draws a card, second target player draws 2 cards, and third target player draws 3 cards."
Except that that would have to be played in a multiplayer game, so they probably wouldn't print it.
Imagine this off of Enlisted Wurm: Say hello to my 1/1, 2/2, 3/3, and 5/5. All it needs is a Rampaging Baloth with one beast token.
Thus the :D.
Zendikar inhabitants probably learn this spell in 1st grade math.
Snake: Looks like we got two stiffs and a live one.
Wolf: Let me at 'em! I can smell his fear.
Elephant: You'll get your turn Wolf. He'll talk to me.
S&W: Why?
Elephant: I got big ears.
In seriousness, love this card. It's been waiting in the wings for some time, and it's great it has finally seen the light of day. I will much enjoy casting this in Zendikar Limited.
Continuation:
Snake: let me take care of it
Wolf: No it's too dangeous
Snake rushes in ...
Elephant: Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
Garruk's Predators
Liliana's Corruption
thank you for that! i actually loled
anyway, i like it more because its hilarious than anything else. but because i love a nice godhand...
turn 1- llanowar elves (or whatever)
turn 2- leatherback baloth
turn 3- garruk, untap two, elvish visionary
turn 4- oran rief the vastwood, one in mana pool, untap two lands (one of which being oran rief), bestial menace, counters from oran rief
turn 5- garruk ultimate, overrun, attack for 51
Cryptic Annelid not a sorcery for 3UU but is the correct rules text for the cycle.
But on this card, its damned awesome. my GW JudgementTroll deck. another giant card advantage generator for it!
"Ahhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhhh!!!"
Seriously, though. Don't be the jerk that brings this in a deck and doesn't bring the tokens for it.
Or, at least, three visually distinct objects that could be used as tokens. I used to play against a guy who's deck used eight different types of creature tokens but used the same color glass bead for all of them (this was before tokens were inserted into each booster pack). No matter how much people complained, he never got seven different colors of beads for his tokens... Though now that I think about it, he really should have just gotten a mancala board or a painter's palette, then labeled the cups to match the creature types and stats of various tokens along with separate cups for tapped/untapped states if he didn't want to sift through beads. Would have saved everyone (himself included) so many headaches...
You could actually get something like this in Brawl...
Have Ganondorf use his final smash, and have Snake and Wolf jump at the right time to make it look like they're riding on his back when he charges. It would be tricky, but sooooo worth it.
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.