i sumbmidet the forgiving touch because she look like a beutiful woman forgiving you of your sins
Its amazing how many people's pants are apparently on fire around here, heh. You sound like you killed some bunnies while looking at the art then needed a way to repent, and fast. 'Woman' in any form should not automatically mean 'sex'. Yet theres like at least a dozen names related to seduction or something of that ilk. Especially noting that the artist is a lady, I doubt the intent of the art was to inspire any kind of desire/lust.
Did people not read the article/thread? I quote, again:
"Mechanic J, while a good mechanic, is not a perfect match for the art. But it is also not a complete disconnect. This is where the name becomes so important. The name has to tie the whole card together. It needs to capture a concept that explains the mechanic while also making sense of the art."
A lot of people submitted stuff 'because it sounded cool'. Uh? Could we -please- not give R+D headaches in the future so they're encouaged to do things related to written submissions? Just how hard is it to read like, 3 paragraphs?
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that's not what happened at all. kamahl stabbed phage, akroma, and some old lady and they became korona. then korona got stabbed by her "prophets" and kamahl got drunk with a mutant centaur
I think Aether Lure which is my submission will win it all. Yup....you may as well just stop thinking of names, cuse i`ve made up Maro`s mind for him.
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And to the guy that said that "i saw 592592359259 names that suggests shes sexual".
Well, she is obviously luring the creature by knowelege (the card drawing) not by sexual means (or she`d not have clothes on and the card would have a diffrent effect....a verrrrry diffrent effect....).
And to the guy that said that "i saw 592592359259 names that suggests shes sexual".
Well, she is obviously luring the creature by knowelege (the card drawing) not by sexual means (or she`d not have clothes on and the card would have a diffrent effect....a verrrrry diffrent effect....).
Um... the women isn't wearing any clothes! Her hair is covering her entire body!
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Well now I don't know why I wasted my submission on Sleepwalker's Path, obviously it should be called Debbie Does Dominaria.
They wont take that, its too close to sorrows path, the worst magic card ever printed ever! I mean, have you seen a card with the word "path" in it, since sorrows path?? ..... ~checks gatherer~... i withdrawl my comment...stupid "Tranquil Path"...but i mean, they`ve only printed 1 PATH card since Sorrows Path....i totally lost what point i was trying ot make...>_>....moving on....
And to that other guy:
I dont think the point of the picture is to realize shes naked, or else they woudlnt of chosen it. Obviosuly you are not ment to focus on her nudity (or not being nude for that matter). Her clothes are not the focus of the picture.
yeah...if you were in a sandy place that was most likely hot (plains) and humid (islands) you'd be wearing a thin sheet over you as well. The art hardly constitutes a debate over nudity...like the one I am hipocritically involving myself in now and no names picked for it should focus on the woman but the effect of the spell.
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Flux
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Sorcery
Each player discards any number of cards, then draws that many cards.
Draw a card.
that's not anything like what the effect here is. the only similarity i see is the draw/discard, which is also referred to as Looting.
3| Temporal is the most fitting here. the creature goes out for a time. however, the word 'temporal' is usually associated with bounce effects. this is a Flicker-effect.
bottom line is, i don't see how this name fits at all... i'm not trying to be rude, and there's clearly no way to prove i'm telling the truth there. but i'm not. i suppose it's... helpful?
The name I submitted was Breathtaking Voyage. I couldnt think of anything else that made sense. Well, I could; But the only way I could support any of them would have been to be able to submit flavor text as well.
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Its amazing how many people's pants are apparently on fire around here, heh. You sound like you killed some bunnies while looking at the art then needed a way to repent, and fast. 'Woman' in any form should not automatically mean 'sex'. Yet theres like at least a dozen names related to seduction or something of that ilk. Especially noting that the artist is a lady, I doubt the intent of the art was to inspire any kind of desire/lust.
Did people not read the article/thread? I quote, again:
A lot of people submitted stuff 'because it sounded cool'. Uh? Could we -please- not give R+D headaches in the future so they're encouaged to do things related to written submissions? Just how hard is it to read like, 3 paragraphs?
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I haven't submitted anything yet because I don't wanna register again. Curse my lazy bones...
"Stoned players can't attack, block, or play spells or abilities."
Well, that could be a problem considering the time for entrys has ended...
I couldn't think of anything real good, so I submitted "Aether Dissection". Its not horrible, but there are probally many better ones.
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And to the guy that said that "i saw 592592359259 names that suggests shes sexual".
Well, she is obviously luring the creature by knowelege (the card drawing) not by sexual means (or she`d not have clothes on and the card would have a diffrent effect....a verrrrry diffrent effect....).
Um... the women isn't wearing any clothes! Her hair is covering her entire body!
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I'm not so sure...that looks like a dress/robe to me, just with wrinkles in it.
They wont take that, its too close to sorrows path, the worst magic card ever printed ever! I mean, have you seen a card with the word "path" in it, since sorrows path?? ..... ~checks gatherer~... i withdrawl my comment...stupid "Tranquil Path"...but i mean, they`ve only printed 1 PATH card since Sorrows Path....i totally lost what point i was trying ot make...>_>....moving on....
And to that other guy:
I dont think the point of the picture is to realize shes naked, or else they woudlnt of chosen it. Obviosuly you are not ment to focus on her nudity (or not being nude for that matter). Her clothes are not the focus of the picture.
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Temporal Flux? erm, well...
1| that name's completely blue. this is a U/W card.
2| Flux's Oracle reads
Flux
2U
Sorcery
Each player discards any number of cards, then draws that many cards.
Draw a card.
that's not anything like what the effect here is. the only similarity i see is the draw/discard, which is also referred to as Looting.
3| Temporal is the most fitting here. the creature goes out for a time. however, the word 'temporal' is usually associated with bounce effects. this is a Flicker-effect.
bottom line is, i don't see how this name fits at all... i'm not trying to be rude, and there's clearly no way to prove i'm telling the truth there. but i'm not. i suppose it's... helpful?
All this preverted talk makes me thing that the flavor text will read someting along the lines of....
"I was gonna smash her with a rock and then i noticed she had no clothes on..." - Bleh, Goblin Pervert.