Cryptic command is definitely versatile enough to defray the three spell limit, Ulamog would be incredibly broken IRL, and I could use Evangerlize in case anything could temporarily deal with Ulamog. In case Ulamog got uppity, I could also use it on him.
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It's very healthy to express these violent fantasies you all have. I can't tell you how proud I am of your breakthroughs.
I, however, am a man of simple needs:
1. Library of Leng. Unlike the Library of Alexandria, Leng doesn't have to pull banned and challenged books off his shelves, so I imagine he's got everything. All the Choose Your Own Adventures, those racist Jack London short stories where he lashes out against China, even the old bootleg Lord of the Rings paperbacks.
2. Black Carriage. A gentleman doesn't zip through time like a ninny, or fly aimlessly to get where he's going. How can one be expected to tip his hat at a passing bird maiden if he's careening about in the clouds? He cannot, I say! His monocle would fall right off and he'd spill his Bloody. A real man has a brace of steam-snorting hell stallions take him across the multiverse in style.
3. Imperial Seal. I like to stamp things. I want to stamp things. Don't judge me.
1.) Mindslaver so I could mind control my way to everything I want.
2.) Counterspell to shut people up when I really don't want to hear them anymore.
3.) Snapcaster Mage, just so I could tell him how sexy he is, and to hold me in his arms.
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
My three would more than likely lead to some stupid things happening but here we go Ovinize turning people into sheep is one if the best powers I can think of Army of the damned because I'm lazy and I want my thirteen servants to be as mindless as possible that and bringing on the zombie apocalypse sounds like a fun afternoon to me Darksteel plate a awesome piece of armor that makes indestructible too yes please
Indestructibility Obvious so i cant be killed by any means other than old age. 40s cast is def worth it.
Reverse the sands So when im old i can exchange my "life force" with someone else to increase my life (essentially giving me immortality until i dont want to life anymore). 80s cast to help me dodge cancer, worth it!
Time warp Time travel baby! 50s to go anywhere, absolutely!
Good answers but why not Time Walk rather then warp (no reason to waste mana on the slower cast ;))
snakeform No need to kill people. You piss me off, you spend a little time as a snake and readjust your views on life.
Quickchange need a new outfit? No problem. Also keeps me from having to pick from oddball sizes at the department stores. Also useful for my date if she can't make up her mind.
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2 Evangelize
3 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
Cryptic command is definitely versatile enough to defray the three spell limit, Ulamog would be incredibly broken IRL, and I could use Evangerlize in case anything could temporarily deal with Ulamog. In case Ulamog got uppity, I could also use it on him.
I am petitioning for the removal of all other signature petitions. WoTC doesn't give a crap about them.
Get over yourself and sig this to join the cause.
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I, however, am a man of simple needs:
1. Library of Leng. Unlike the Library of Alexandria, Leng doesn't have to pull banned and challenged books off his shelves, so I imagine he's got everything. All the Choose Your Own Adventures, those racist Jack London short stories where he lashes out against China, even the old bootleg Lord of the Rings paperbacks.
2. Black Carriage. A gentleman doesn't zip through time like a ninny, or fly aimlessly to get where he's going. How can one be expected to tip his hat at a passing bird maiden if he's careening about in the clouds? He cannot, I say! His monocle would fall right off and he'd spill his Bloody. A real man has a brace of steam-snorting hell stallions take him across the multiverse in style.
3. Imperial Seal. I like to stamp things. I want to stamp things. Don't judge me.
2.) Counterspell to shut people up when I really don't want to hear them anymore.
3.) Snapcaster Mage, just so I could tell him how sexy he is, and to hold me in his arms.
Ovinize turning people into sheep is one if the best powers I can think of
Army of the damned because I'm lazy and I want my thirteen servants to be as mindless as possible that and bringing on the zombie apocalypse sounds like a fun afternoon to me
Darksteel plate a awesome piece of armor that makes indestructible too yes please
Good answers but why not Time Walk rather then warp (no reason to waste mana on the slower cast ;))
Currently looking to buy miscut Homelands, (my wife thinks I'm crazy too).
Semper Gumby (Always Flexible)
Modern:
Affinity
EDH:
Rhys (Tokens)
Karrthus (Dragons)
Bruna (Auras OP)
snakeform No need to kill people. You piss me off, you spend a little time as a snake and readjust your views on life.
Quickchange need a new outfit? No problem. Also keeps me from having to pick from oddball sizes at the department stores. Also useful for my date if she can't make up her mind.
Leyline of sanctity because kill spells can go die targeting someone else.
Currently Playing:
GBStandard - Golgari Safari MidrangeBG
RBWModern - Mardu PyromancerWBR
RLegacy - Good Old Fashioned BurnR
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