This month we will be focusing of designing cards for the Commander format.
Your Challenge You are on the design team for a new group of commander decks and are asked to head the design of one of them. Your first task is to choose a color or colors and create a Mythic Rare commander for the deck. In addition you are assigned to create an Uncommon of any card type that helps the commander with the strategy of the deck.
Just in case this gets wildly popular, any color combination can only be used once. That gives 32 possible different color combinations. You may not placehold with a color combo. The full card must be posted to qualify.
Entries are due Monday, September 2nd at 11:59 est before Monday becomes Tuesday.
Teams will then be posted. Critiques are then due Thursday, September 5 at 11:59 est before Thursday becomes Friday.
Teams:
Team Aggro
willows RWU
aftermarketradio W
Arcel RW
void_nothing WBU
Coyote King RGW
Koopa G Team Control
Snow Creature-Penguin UB
Anty223 GWU
SelesnyaNewLife BGW
aurorasparrow WUBRG
Mix Master Mikaeus UBR
herbert west BR Team Combo
Moss_Elemental WB
Ink-Treader B
doombringer R
L0ng5h0t WU
Jimmy Groove GU
jwanders RG Team Midrange
Sagharri RU
Raikou Rider BRG
( nameless one ) x
FreshMeat BG
drewdageek UBG
Round 1 Critiques:
Aggro critiques Control
Control critiques Combo
Combo critiques Midrange
Midrange critiques Aggro
Normal CCL rules apply, pm me with any questions or post in the discussion thread.
Kamalaksha, the Lotus King1RWU
Legendary Creature — Human Warrior (M)
Haste
Whenever Kamalaksha becomes the target of a spell you control, draw a card.
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kamalaksha.
3/3
Arrows of the Sun2R
Arrows of the Sun deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Put X cards chosen at random from your graveyard on the bottom of your library in any order, where X is that creature's converted mana cost.
Flashback 2WU
Wezell, Mindthrull Master2UB
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player puts a 1/1 black Thrull creature token onto the battlefield for each card he or she drew this turn, then sacrifices two creatures. UB,T, Pay 1 life: Draw a card.
2/4
Disparaging Ideals2UB
Sorcery (U)
Draw two cards, then discard a card. If the discarded card is a permanent card, target player sacrifices a permanent that shares a card type with it.
Mother Tyria4WB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric (R)
Lifelink, flying
If an opponent would lose life, he or she loses that much life plus 1 instead.
If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
3/3
Knuckle Dusters2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has extort. (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay . If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.) Equip 2
Teysa, Orzhov Guildmaster4WB
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (M)
Extort
When Teysa, Orzhov Guildmaster enters the battlefield, each opponent loses life equal life equal to the amount of mana spent to cast Teysa and you gain life equal to the life lost this way.
4/5
Belfry Vampire4B
Creature - Vampire (U)
Flying
Pay 3 life: Put a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
3/3
Koji, Who Walks the Road :symw::symw:
Legendary Creature - Rat Samurai (M)
Bushido 1
Whenever a creature is dealt 3 or more damage, destroy it. "Warriors of Eiganjo, I bring valuable information. The demons don't fear numbers, but rather those whom would dare to defy their strength."
2/2
Rooftop Salvo :2mana::symw:
Instant (U)
Rooftop Salvo does 3 damage to each creature with power 4 or greater. "DUCK!"
Keyro, Keeper of Reflections2GWU
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman (M)
When ~ enters the battlefield, each player reveals the top card of his or her library. Put a token copy of any creatures revealed this way onto the battlefield except those creatures are illusions in addition to their other types and have "Whenever this creature is target of a spell or ability, sacrifice this creature." Then put all cards revealed this way on the bottom of their owners libraries. UGW,T: Populate
3/3
Sharabridge ProtectorGW
Creature - Elf Wizard(U)
Whenever a creature you control becomes target of a spell or ability you do not control, populate.
2/2
Kalivan, Death's Hand1BB
Legendary Creature - Assassin (M)
Deathtouch XB: The next X damage that would be dealt by a source you control of your choice is dealt by Kalivan, Death's Hand instead. (If that damage would of been combat damage, it is still combat damage). "Fear the light as well as the shadows, for death dreads no threshold."
1/4
Yes, this does apparently work. At least as far as I've been informed. It certainly does want a rules update of its own... for clarification.
For example, "saboteur" (whenever this deals combat damage to a player, do this) triggered abilities are not broken in half with Kalivan, as I've finally learned, since combat damage is all one instance. Of course, if you hit multiple players... the fun still happens!
Gruesome Missive1B
Sorcery (U)
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Cipher It's the silent threats that are the most dangerous.
Every Jund warrior's dream is to fly on a dragon, right?
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Unlike most children in the savage shard of Alara called Jund, Ace followed, and succeeded in, both the Dark Climb and the Shamanic Circle. As a result, his battered, blood-stained sword became the focus for his pyromancy and shamanism--often choosing to channel the spells directly through it. When he was called on his first Life Hunt, he recklessly charged up Mount Worldheart, ahead of most of his comrades. Though he was not as physically strong as the berserkers of his tribe, nor as focused as the shamans that raised him, his versatility in combat saw him to the peak of the active volcano. There, he met, and did battle with, Karrthus.
It was a name feared even among the bravest of warriors.However, Ace did not know the meaning of the word "fear". He would conquer this foe or die trying. Karrthus pushing him to the brink of death made him aware of the extent to which his shamanism could influence dragons. Even the mighty green-scaled tyrant could not resist it. When he returned to the Bloodhall aboard the winged predator, his clan expelled him on account of being "too dangerous".
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Ace, Ultimate Predator3BRG
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Shaman {M}
As long as you control a Dragon creature, Ace, Ultimate Predator gets +3/+3 and has flying. 2RG, Tap an untapped Dragon creature you control: That creature deals damage equal to its power to another target creature. Hunting from Karrthus' back, Ace is the most feared predator in all of Jund. 4/4
Hellkite Adolescent2RR
Creature - Dragon {U}
Flying
When Hellkite Adolescent enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature or player. At age ten, Jund hunters take on the Dark Climb. It is a quest to climb a volcano's peak, and the goal often involves fighting a young dragon. 3/3
Valnarus, Martyr of War2RWW
Legendary Creature - Human Knight {MR}
Haste, Vigilance
Whenever Valnarus is dealt damage, put that many 1/1 red and white soldier creature tokens with haste onto the battlefield under your control. A soldier for every drop of blood.
4/6
Martyr's CallRW
Instant {U}
Put X 1/1 red and white soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield under your control, where X is equal to the amount of damage dealt to target creature you control this turn. "He bled for us, it is only right that we return the favor."
Just in case this gets wildly popular, any color combination can only be used once. That gives 32 possible different color combinations. You may not placehold with a color combo. The full card must be posted to qualify.
Going to challenge myself with a RRR MONO-RED commander RRR
Ok what about this. Trepidus, Breaker of Oaths2RR
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman {M}
At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player gains control of target creature an opponent controls chosen at random until end of turn. "Words mean nothing, only action changes the world"
3/3
------------------- Bloodscale Traitor1RR
Creature - Viashino Warrior {U}
Whenever a player other than Bloodscale Traitor's owner gains control of it, Bloodscale Traitor deals 4 damage to that player The whims of generals mean nothing to him. The hot spray of their blood on the other hand....
4/1
Whenever Hyperion enters the battlefield or attacks, you may pay x. If you do, search your library for an Equipment card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield attached to Hyperion. Then shuffle your library.
3/3
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Fusion Core
Land (uncommon)
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
t: Add 2 to your mana pool. You can't spend this mana to cast spells.
Spectra :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter [M]
Changeling (This card is every creature type at all times.)
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield, creature spells you control, and creatures you control have changeling.
5/5
Keeneye Giant :2mana::symr::symr:
Creature - Giant Warrior [u]
Sacrifice a Goblin: Keeneye Giant deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Krogos liked akki the best, but moggs would do in a pinch.
4/4
Aria, Angel of Crusades 3WU
Legendary Creature - Angel [MR]
Flying, hexproof
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may reveal an aura in your hand. If you do, put that aura onto the battlefield attached to a permanent it can enchant.
2/5
Angelic Embrace 2WW
Enchantment - Aura [U]
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and has vigilance.
When you cast Angelic Embrace, put a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
With the changes wrought by the merging of the Lorwyn's two halves many factions have splintered the various races, none more so than the elves as the death of Nath left a vacuum of power. Many flocked to Rhys, within whom they saw the best of both worlds, but just as many were drawn to the influence and beauty of the deadly Vali, although some soon found her twisted desires and fickle favour to be more than they could stomach.
Vali, Gilt-Leaf Witch1BG
Legendary Creature - Elf Shaman (M)
When you cast Vali, Gilt-Leaf Witch, return a creature card with converted mana cost equal to or less than the amount of mana used to cast Vali from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
2/2
Influential Call3G
Sorcery (U)
Put X 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the highest power among creatures you control. The elves of the Gilt-Leaf will follow anyone with the power to offer them prestige.
Azgarnag, the Ashen Lord3UBR
Legendary Creature-- Demon (M)
Flying, trample
Whenever a permanent is put into an opponent’s graveyard from the battlefield, choose one— Put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield; draw a card, then discard a card; or Azgarnag, the Ashen Lord deals 1 damage to target creature or player. He sits on his throne in the heart of Azgol’s highest mountain, gorging on death and suffering.
5/5
Faultjaw Beast3RR
Creature-- Elemental (U)
When Faultjaw Beast dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, destroy target artifact or land.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
5/2
Hernon, Prince of Scythes1WUB
Legendary Creature - Human Knight (M)
First strike
Whenever Hernon, Prince of Scythes deals combat damage to a creature, you may tap target creature and remove it from combat. All creatures that creature was blocking become unblocked.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and that player loses 1 life.
2/2
Breeze FootworkWU
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has protection from converted mana cost 3 or greater.
:2mana:: Enchanted creature gets -2/-0 and gains double strike until end of turn. "A step ahead, a thrust to the fore, and then the scythe and I have won." - Hernon
Your Challenge
You are on the design team for a new group of commander decks and are asked to head the design of one of them. Your first task is to choose a color or colors and create a Mythic Rare commander for the deck. In addition you are assigned to create an Uncommon of any card type that helps the commander with the strategy of the deck.
Just in case this gets wildly popular, any color combination can only be used once. That gives 32 possible different color combinations. You may not placehold with a color combo. The full card must be posted to qualify.
Entries are due Monday, September 2nd at 11:59 est before Monday becomes Tuesday.
Teams will then be posted.
Critiques are then due Thursday, September 5 at 11:59 est before Thursday becomes Friday.
Teams:
Team Aggro
willows RWU
aftermarketradio W
Arcel RW
void_nothing WBU
Coyote King RGW
Koopa G
Team Control
Snow Creature-Penguin UB
Anty223 GWU
SelesnyaNewLife BGW
aurorasparrow WUBRG
Mix Master Mikaeus UBR
herbert west BR
Team Combo
Moss_Elemental WB
Ink-Treader B
doombringer R
L0ng5h0t WU
Jimmy Groove GU
jwanders RG
Team Midrange
Sagharri RU
Raikou Rider BRG
( nameless one ) x
FreshMeat BG
drewdageek UBG
Round 1 Critiques:
Aggro critiques Control
Control critiques Combo
Combo critiques Midrange
Midrange critiques Aggro
Normal CCL rules apply, pm me with any questions or post in the discussion thread.
Credits
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Legendary Creature — Human Warrior (M)
Haste
Whenever Kamalaksha becomes the target of a spell you control, draw a card.
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kamalaksha.
3/3
Arrows of the Sun 2R
Arrows of the Sun deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Put X cards chosen at random from your graveyard on the bottom of your library in any order, where X is that creature's converted mana cost.
Flashback 2WU
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman
At the beginning of each player's end step, that player puts a 1/1 black Thrull creature token onto the battlefield for each card he or she drew this turn, then sacrifices two creatures.
UB,T, Pay 1 life: Draw a card.
2/4
Disparaging Ideals 2UB
Sorcery (U)
Draw two cards, then discard a card. If the discarded card is a permanent card, target player sacrifices a permanent that shares a card type with it.
Mother Tyria 4WB
Legendary Creature - Vampire Cleric (R)
Lifelink, flying
If an opponent would lose life, he or she loses that much life plus 1 instead.
If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
3/3
Knuckle Dusters 2
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has extort. (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay . If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)
Equip 2
I hope it will be, and you're welcome.
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Legendary Creature - Human Advisor (M)
Extort
When Teysa, Orzhov Guildmaster enters the battlefield, each opponent loses life equal life equal to the amount of mana spent to cast Teysa and you gain life equal to the life lost this way.
4/5
Belfry Vampire 4B
Creature - Vampire (U)
Flying
Pay 3 life: Put a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
3/3
Legendary Creature - Rat Samurai (M)
Bushido 1
Whenever a creature is dealt 3 or more damage, destroy it.
"Warriors of Eiganjo, I bring valuable information. The demons don't fear numbers, but rather those whom would dare to defy their strength."
2/2
Rooftop Salvo :2mana::symw:
Instant (U)
Rooftop Salvo does 3 damage to each creature with power 4 or greater.
"DUCK!"
Memento Mori, if the nineth lion ate the sun.
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman (M)
When ~ enters the battlefield, each player reveals the top card of his or her library. Put a token copy of any creatures revealed this way onto the battlefield except those creatures are illusions in addition to their other types and have "Whenever this creature is target of a spell or ability, sacrifice this creature." Then put all cards revealed this way on the bottom of their owners libraries.
UGW,T: Populate
3/3
Sharabridge Protector GW
Creature - Elf Wizard(U)
Whenever a creature you control becomes target of a spell or ability you do not control, populate.
2/2
Legendary Creature - Assassin (M)
Deathtouch
XB: The next X damage that would be dealt by a source you control of your choice is dealt by Kalivan, Death's Hand instead. (If that damage would of been combat damage, it is still combat damage).
"Fear the light as well as the shadows, for death dreads no threshold."
1/4
Yes, this does apparently work. At least as far as I've been informed. It certainly does want a rules update of its own... for clarification.
For example, "saboteur" (whenever this deals combat damage to a player, do this) triggered abilities are not broken in half with Kalivan, as I've finally learned, since combat damage is all one instance. Of course, if you hit multiple players... the fun still happens!
Gruesome Missive 1B
Sorcery (U)
Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Cipher
It's the silent threats that are the most dangerous.
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
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Unlike most children in the savage shard of Alara called Jund, Ace followed, and succeeded in, both the Dark Climb and the Shamanic Circle. As a result, his battered, blood-stained sword became the focus for his pyromancy and shamanism--often choosing to channel the spells directly through it. When he was called on his first Life Hunt, he recklessly charged up Mount Worldheart, ahead of most of his comrades. Though he was not as physically strong as the berserkers of his tribe, nor as focused as the shamans that raised him, his versatility in combat saw him to the peak of the active volcano. There, he met, and did battle with, Karrthus.
It was a name feared even among the bravest of warriors.However, Ace did not know the meaning of the word "fear". He would conquer this foe or die trying. Karrthus pushing him to the brink of death made him aware of the extent to which his shamanism could influence dragons. Even the mighty green-scaled tyrant could not resist it. When he returned to the Bloodhall aboard the winged predator, his clan expelled him on account of being "too dangerous".
--
Ace, Ultimate Predator 3BRG
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Shaman {M}
As long as you control a Dragon creature, Ace, Ultimate Predator gets +3/+3 and has flying.
2RG, Tap an untapped Dragon creature you control: That creature deals damage equal to its power to another target creature.
Hunting from Karrthus' back, Ace is the most feared predator in all of Jund.
4/4
Hellkite Adolescent 2RR
Creature - Dragon {U}
Flying
When Hellkite Adolescent enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
At age ten, Jund hunters take on the Dark Climb. It is a quest to climb a volcano's peak, and the goal often involves fighting a young dragon.
3/3
Emille, Seven-Sting Dancer Shalin Nariya
Holder - Calling RWGah! Sorry! D= I didn't see that part!
Valnarus, Martyr of War 2RWW
Legendary Creature - Human Knight {MR}
Haste, Vigilance
Whenever Valnarus is dealt damage, put that many 1/1 red and white soldier creature tokens with haste onto the battlefield under your control.
A soldier for every drop of blood.
4/6
Martyr's Call RW
Instant {U}
Put X 1/1 red and white soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield under your control, where X is equal to the amount of damage dealt to target creature you control this turn.
"He bled for us, it is only right that we return the favor."
... WIP... sorry I messed up at first.
Artist: //gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&artist=[%22Daniel%20Ljunggren%22">"]Daniel Ljunggren
To quote myself:
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Ok what about this.
Trepidus, Breaker of Oaths 2RR
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman {M}
At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player gains control of target creature an opponent controls chosen at random until end of turn.
"Words mean nothing, only action changes the world"
3/3
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Bloodscale Traitor 1RR
Creature - Viashino Warrior {U}
Whenever a player other than Bloodscale Traitor's owner gains control of it, Bloodscale Traitor deals 4 damage to that player
The whims of generals mean nothing to him. The hot spray of their blood on the other hand....
4/1
Are you designing commons? Check out my primer on NWO.
Interested in making a custom set? Check out my Set skeleton and archetype primer.
I also write articles about getting started with custom card creation.
Go and PLAYTEST your designs, you will learn more in a single playtests than a dozen discussions.
My custom sets:
Dreamscape
Coins of Mercalis [COMPLETE]
Exodus of Zendikar - ON HOLD
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem (mythic)
Whenever Hyperion enters the battlefield or attacks, you may pay x. If you do, search your library for an Equipment card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield attached to Hyperion. Then shuffle your library.
3/3
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Fusion Core
Land (uncommon)
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
t: Add 2 to your mana pool. You can't spend this mana to cast spells.
Thanks for spiderboy4 of High~Light_Studios for the kick ass avatar.
Thanks for DarkNightCavalier of HotPS for the exceptional signature.
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter [M]
Changeling (This card is every creature type at all times.)
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield, creature spells you control, and creatures you control have changeling.
5/5
Keeneye Giant :2mana::symr::symr:
Creature - Giant Warrior [u]
Sacrifice a Goblin: Keeneye Giant deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
Krogos liked akki the best, but moggs would do in a pinch.
4/4
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
Aria, Angel of Crusades 3WU
Legendary Creature - Angel [MR]
Flying, hexproof
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may reveal an aura in your hand. If you do, put that aura onto the battlefield attached to a permanent it can enchant.
2/5
Angelic Embrace 2WW
Enchantment - Aura [U]
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and has vigilance.
When you cast Angelic Embrace, put a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
CCL Winner- July '08, Aug '08 Sept '08, Oct '08
Survivor- CCS: Lost in Takenuma, CCS: Stranded In Tolaria
Vali, Gilt-Leaf Witch 1BG
Legendary Creature - Elf Shaman (M)
When you cast Vali, Gilt-Leaf Witch, return a creature card with converted mana cost equal to or less than the amount of mana used to cast Vali from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
2/2
Influential Call 3G
Sorcery (U)
Put X 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the highest power among creatures you control.
The elves of the Gilt-Leaf will follow anyone with the power to offer them prestige.
Legendary Creature-- Demon (M)
Flying, trample
Whenever a permanent is put into an opponent’s graveyard from the battlefield, choose one— Put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token onto the battlefield; draw a card, then discard a card; or Azgarnag, the Ashen Lord deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
He sits on his throne in the heart of Azgol’s highest mountain, gorging on death and suffering.
5/5
Faultjaw Beast 3RR
Creature-- Elemental (U)
When Faultjaw Beast dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, destroy target artifact or land.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
5/2
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Club Flamingo Wins: 10
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EDH Decks
BG Vicious Varolz | RW Jor Kadeen, the Mean Machine | RG Atarka: Muh_Dragons.dec (WIP) | WU Brago, Blink Eternal (WIP)
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Legendary Creature - Human Knight (M)
First strike
Whenever Hernon, Prince of Scythes deals combat damage to a creature, you may tap target creature and remove it from combat. All creatures that creature was blocking become unblocked.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and that player loses 1 life.
2/2
Breeze Footwork WU
Enchantment - Aura (U)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has protection from converted mana cost 3 or greater.
:2mana:: Enchanted creature gets -2/-0 and gains double strike until end of turn.
"A step ahead, a thrust to the fore, and then the scythe and I have won." - Hernon
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝