How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote in the day's poll, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.
Rules
Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into a poll as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in your post.
Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the rest of the month. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
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This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread.
Anyone can post the new thread for the day. When you post it, make sure that:
You have a poll in the thread;
You include everyone's cards (excluding cards that have been disqualified);
The poll is marked as public and multiple choice with a one-day time limit; and
You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.
(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread.)
Disproportionate Retribution1WW
Instant (R)
Cast Disproportionate Retribution only if a creature you control was destroyed by a spell or ability you don't control this turn.
Destroy all creatures you don't control.
Illusions of ParadiseX(U/G)
Instant (U)
Target land becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.
Creatures you control with landwalk abilities get +X/+X until end of turn.
Enchantment- Aura (U) Enchant Permanent
Activated abilities of permanents other than enchanted permanent cost 1 more to activate unless they're mana abilities. "Try as hard as you like. Nothing will ever come as easily to you as it does to me." --Avarenon, Spellshaper Prodigy
Collateral Damage RR
Enchantment (U)
When a source deals damage to a creature or player, Collateral Damage deals 1 damage to each creature and player.
When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Collateral Damage.
Rising ChampionRW
Creature -- Human Warrior (R)
Whenever Rising Champion deals combat damage, you may sacrifice an Equipment attached to it. If you do, search your library for an Equipment card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed Equipment's converted mana cost, put it onto the battlefield attached to Rising Champion, then shuffle your library.
2/2
Metalcraft - 2:symtap:: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control. Activate this ability only if you control three or more artifacts. 2/2
Saya of the Fertile Heart1GW
Legendary Creature — Elemental Druid M
Hexproof
Auras attached to Saya, Fertile Heart are indestructible. Grandeur — Discard another card named Saya, Fertile Heart: Search your library for an aura card with converted mana cost equal or less than Saya’s power, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
2/2
Stardust Duplicant3U
Enchantment Creature- Shapeshifter {RARE}
You may have Stardust Duplicant enter the battlefield as a copy of any non-Aura enchantment or creature on the battlefield, except it’s an enchantment in addition to its other types.
0/0
Blessing of Bryn Argoll 2WU
Instant (U)
Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn.
For each 1 damage prevented this way, you may draw a card.
Bane of Salzmire2BB
Creature - Plant Horror (U)
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by Bane of Salzmire dies this turn, put a 1/1 black Saproling creature onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice a Saproling: Choose one—Target player loses 1 life; or put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
3/3
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Pyreshaker Mage1R
Creature - Human Wizard R
Haste
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may have Pyreshaker Mage deal 1 damage to target player. T: Add RRR to your mana pool. Activate this ability only if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
2/1
Creature- Spirit Beast (M) Whenever a creature with power less than Gaea's Dominus's enters the battlefield, gain control of that creature for as long as you control Gaea's Dominus.
Chaoshape1R
Creature - Shapeshifter (U) R: Choose an ability at random out of deathtouch, first strike, flying, lifelink, trample or vigilance. Chaoshape gains the chosen ability until end of turn.
2/1
Gibbering BaboonsRG
Creature - Baboon (C)
Unblockable
When Gibbering Baboons attacks, defending player may pay :1mana:. If that player does, Gibbering Baboons may be blocked this turn.
2/2 Cover your ears and draw your swords! They're coming this way!
Mind Parasite
Creature - Insect (R)
Flying
Whenever Mind Parasite deals combat damage to a player, Mind Parasite becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant player and is curse in addition to its other types. Attach it to that player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player discards a card. If an instant or sorcery card is discarded this way, unattach Mind Parasite.
1/1
Aqua Aurum3
Artifact {RARE} 1, Sacrifice Aqua Aurum: Target planeswalker you control may activate an additional ability this turn. Coveted by the alchemists of Talatris, aqua aurum is said to give the drinker the powers of the gods.
RakaBattlemage2R
Creature - Minotaur Wizard
Kicker W and/or 1U
When Raka Battlemage enters the battlefield, if it was kicked with its kicker, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
When Raka Battlemage enters the battlefield, if it was kicked with its 1U kicker, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
2/2
Imperial Bodyguard4WW
Creature- Human Soldier (R)
When Imperial Bodyguard enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, each of your teammates puts a token that's a copy of Imperial Bodyguard onto the battlefield.
As long as Imperial Bodyguard is untapped, all damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures is dealt to Imperial Bodyguard instead.
4/5
Corrupted Maw6BG
Creature -- Horror (R)
When Corrupted Maw enters the battlefield, you may put any number of -1/-1 counters on target creature. If you do, put that many -1/-1 counters on Corrupted Maw.
8/8
How To Play
Rules
(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread.)
Note of the Day
DCC June Scoreboard
void_nothing* 60 (+4)
Von Kriplespac* 53 (+4)
Socrates 52 (+1)
swishh 50 (+1)
Rudyard 47 (+2)
MDenham 46 (+1)
Koopa 44 (+2)
PlanesJaywalker 43 (+1)
BlackBull 42 (+0)
Punkrockanarchymagic* 37 (+0)
Whitemage57 31 (+2)
Prophylaxis 28
luminum can 23
Icarael 21
BladewingX 19 (+4)
SolInvictus 19 (+3)
Atrius 16 (+1)
Tuss 16
Venser 12 (+7)
Jaxck* 8
themightymonarch* 6
Goblin Pile Shuffler 5
dwaynedu 3
hoyerhan* 3
KHANanaphone 3
Palochka* 3
CrazyMatt* 2
IRranger 2
KoolKoal 1
Æthermage* 0
Cythare* 0
jwanders* 0
mikeg542* 0
ovid* 0
Pokemaster* 0
silence_dais* 0
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Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Plant Horror (U)
Whenever a creature dealt combat damage by Bane of Salzmire dies this turn, put a 1/1 black Saproling creature onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice a Saproling: Choose one—Target player loses 1 life; or put a -1/-1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
3/3
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Pyreshaker Mage 1R
Creature - Human Wizard R
Haste
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may have Pyreshaker Mage deal 1 damage to target player.
T: Add RRR to your mana pool. Activate this ability only if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
2/1
Whenever a creature with power less than Gaea's Dominus's enters the battlefield, gain control of that creature for as long as you control Gaea's Dominus.
Creature - Shapeshifter (U)
R: Choose an ability at random out of deathtouch, first strike, flying, lifelink, trample or vigilance. Chaoshape gains the chosen ability until end of turn.
2/1
Creature - Baboon (C)
Unblockable
When Gibbering Baboons attacks, defending player may pay :1mana:. If that player does, Gibbering Baboons may be blocked this turn.
2/2
Cover your ears and draw your swords! They're coming this way!
Creature - Insect (R)
Flying
Whenever Mind Parasite deals combat damage to a player, Mind Parasite becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant player and is curse in addition to its other types. Attach it to that player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player discards a card. If an instant or sorcery card is discarded this way, unattach Mind Parasite.
1/1
Artifact {RARE}
1, Sacrifice Aqua Aurum: Target planeswalker you control may activate an additional ability this turn.
Coveted by the alchemists of Talatris, aqua aurum is said to give the drinker the powers of the gods.
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Club Flamingo Wins: 10
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EDH Decks
BG Vicious Varolz | RW Jor Kadeen, the Mean Machine | RG Atarka: Muh_Dragons.dec (WIP) | WU Brago, Blink Eternal (WIP)
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Sorcery (M)
Draw five cards unless target opponent pays 5 life.
Creature - Minotaur Wizard
Kicker W and/or 1U
When Raka Battlemage enters the battlefield, if it was kicked with its kicker, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
When Raka Battlemage enters the battlefield, if it was kicked with its 1U kicker, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
2/2
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Ghostly Battlefield
The Winner is Judge [2]
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Skaab Corpse Looter
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Creature- Human Soldier (R)
When Imperial Bodyguard enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, each of your teammates puts a token that's a copy of Imperial Bodyguard onto the battlefield.
As long as Imperial Bodyguard is untapped, all damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures is dealt to Imperial Bodyguard instead.
4/5
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Sorcery (R)
Destroy all creatures with two or more colored mana symbols in their mana costs.
Creature -- Horror (R)
When Corrupted Maw enters the battlefield, you may put any number of -1/-1 counters on target creature. If you do, put that many -1/-1 counters on Corrupted Maw.
8/8
U Twinsanity
WUBRG Reaper King
UBG Dredge
UR Howling Owl
GBU Thief of Time