Charlie ChaplinWB
Legendary Creature - Human
Shroud
3/3
This is more a jokey card than a serious entry.
Count Dracula4BB
Legendary Creature - Vampire
Flying, Lifelink 2BB, sacrifice a nontoken creature: Put a 2/2 black vampire creature token with flying and lifelink onto the battlefield.
4/4
Jokey cards are welcome (encouraged even, see below) in this thread. It's a big part of the reason I started it. I've been thinking about updating the OP to say so. People (including myself) take custom card creation very seriously at times, I think having a thread where you can goof around a bit is a good thing. Also, I'd like to rename the thread since lands, artifacts, instants, etc are also welcome (not just creatures), but I'm not sure what to call it. Any suggestions are welcome.
Disney World
Legendary Land
As Disney World enters the battlefield, you may burn 3,000 US Dollars. If you don't, Disney World enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add one mana of any color to you mana pool. Then my kids go nuts.
I really wish I could come up with a decent Darth Vader, I may edit this post later to include one.
Edit: BTW, as far as suggestions for the thread title goes, I'd rather not challenge Club Flamingo for the longest thread title.
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
e1UB
Instant
Choose a spell on the stack. That spell's controller recites Euler's Number in order to the nearest six digits (Euler's number is also known as the natural logarithm base. The first digit is 2).
If that player fails in any way, gain control of the chosen spell.
for darth vader, couldn't he be like:
Darth Vader, apprentice 2BBRR
legendary creature - human mutant
Double strike, persist
Whenever Darth Vader destroys a commander creature, transform Darth Vader
7/2
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Anakin Skywalker, redeemed
Legendary Creature - human spirit
Indestructible, Double strike
Other creatures you control gain double strike. Creatures other players control cannot have first strike or double strike.
2/7
persist in terms of hard to kill/lost his hand, double strike 'cuz he can throw and hit with swordy thing, mutant 'cuz hes been burned, so on and so forth?
Finn the Human1RW
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
First Strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an equipment card with converted mana cost 2 or less, and put it onto the battlefield attached to ~. If you do, shuffle your library.
2/2
Ghandi, pacifist WB
legendary creature - human pacifist
whenever Ghandi blocks or is blocked, it gets -x/+x, where x is Ghandi's power.
3/3
As much as most people would consider ghandi to be a white or possibly even white-green, i think hes very white-black. his sense of morality is warped at best; he convinced his dying wife that she shouldn't take medicine as they are a 'western invention'; but when it came to his own demise, he had no qualms about scoffing 'em all down. And as a proponent for the caste system, it seems very 'orzhov'.
IcemanSS
Legendary Snow Creature - Human Mutant
Reach Snowfall - Whenever another snow permanent enters the battlefield under your control, you may tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
3/3
Indecent Proposal
Sorcery
Put an artifact token named Gold into play under target opponent's control. It has "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool". Then, gain control of target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. Then tap that creature. Then untap that creature. Then tap that creature. Then untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Indighost
Legendary Creature - Human Cardmaker
Whenever an opponent makes a card, Indighost makes one hundred cards.
6/6
"Seriously. Any of you ever look in the ABC thread?"
-Flatline
(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Kyle Reese
Creature - Human Soldier
Vigilance, protection from artifact creatures
As long as ~ is equipped, he gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
3/4
Kmart
Land
Kmart enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add to your mana pool. Kmart deals 1 damage to you.
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(22 Total) - October 2014; December 2014; January 2015; April 2015; June 2015; August 2015; September 2015; November 2015; December 2015(T); January 2016; March 2016(T); April 2016; June 2016; October 2016; December 2016(T); February 2017; April 2017; December 2017; November 2018(T); January 2019; April 2019; June 2019
(8 Total) - May 2015; May 2016; June 2016; August 2016; October 2016; December 2016; October 2017; May 2019
(7 Total) - September 2015; October 2015; January 2016; March 2016; April 2016; July 2016(T); March 2019(T)
Leonardo da Vinci1UU
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
All Thopters you control have base power and toughness 5/5. T: Add 3 to your mana pool. You may only use this ability to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
1/3
Magneto1RWB
Legendary Creature - Human Mutant t, tap an untapped artifact you control: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player. 2R,t: Destrpy target artifact.
4/5
Mr. EdGU
Legendary Creature - Horse Advisor GU: Draw a card.
2/3
Nikola Tesla1UWR
Legendary Creature- Human Artificer 4, t, discard a card: Put an Artifact token named Tesla Coil tapped onto the battlefield. Play this ability as a sorcery. 8, t, discard an artifact card: ~ deals 4 damage to target creature or player..
~ loses all abilities and becomes 0/1 if a creature named Thomas Edison is on the battlefield.
2/5
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Odysseus, Trojan KingWUR
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
First Strike, Haste Inspired - Whenever ~ becomes untapped, you may give target player control of another permanent you control.
3/3
Legendary Creature - Human
Shroud
3/3
This is more a jokey card than a serious entry.
Count Dracula 4BB
Legendary Creature - Vampire
Flying, Lifelink
2BB, sacrifice a nontoken creature: Put a 2/2 black vampire creature token with flying and lifelink onto the battlefield.
4/4
Jokey cards are welcome (encouraged even, see below) in this thread. It's a big part of the reason I started it. I've been thinking about updating the OP to say so. People (including myself) take custom card creation very seriously at times, I think having a thread where you can goof around a bit is a good thing. Also, I'd like to rename the thread since lands, artifacts, instants, etc are also welcome (not just creatures), but I'm not sure what to call it. Any suggestions are welcome.
Disney World
Legendary Land
As Disney World enters the battlefield, you may burn 3,000 US Dollars. If you don't, Disney World enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add one mana of any color to you mana pool. Then my kids go nuts.
I really wish I could come up with a decent Darth Vader, I may edit this post later to include one.
Edit: BTW, as far as suggestions for the thread title goes, I'd rather not challenge Club Flamingo for the longest thread title.
Instant
Choose a spell on the stack. That spell's controller recites Euler's Number in order to the nearest six digits (Euler's number is also known as the natural logarithm base. The first digit is 2).
If that player fails in any way, gain control of the chosen spell.
for darth vader, couldn't he be like:
Darth Vader, apprentice 2BBRR
legendary creature - human mutant
Double strike, persist
Whenever Darth Vader destroys a commander creature, transform Darth Vader
7/2
///
Anakin Skywalker, redeemed
Legendary Creature - human spirit
Indestructible, Double strike
Other creatures you control gain double strike. Creatures other players control cannot have first strike or double strike.
2/7
persist in terms of hard to kill/lost his hand, double strike 'cuz he can throw and hit with swordy thing, mutant 'cuz hes been burned, so on and so forth?
Legacy - Solidarity - mono U aggro - burn - Imperial Painter - Strawberry Shortcake - Bluuzards - bom
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
First Strike
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an equipment card with converted mana cost 2 or less, and put it onto the battlefield attached to ~. If you do, shuffle your library.
2/2
legendary creature - human pacifist
whenever Ghandi blocks or is blocked, it gets -x/+x, where x is Ghandi's power.
3/3
As much as most people would consider ghandi to be a white or possibly even white-green, i think hes very white-black. his sense of morality is warped at best; he convinced his dying wife that she shouldn't take medicine as they are a 'western invention'; but when it came to his own demise, he had no qualms about scoffing 'em all down. And as a proponent for the caste system, it seems very 'orzhov'.
Legacy - Solidarity - mono U aggro - burn - Imperial Painter - Strawberry Shortcake - Bluuzards - bom
Legendary Creature - Human Giant
Hound, dragon, and spider spells cost you 3 less to cast.
4/3
Hermione Granger, Prodigal Witch 2WU
Legendary Creature - Human Witch
Noncreature spells cost you 3 less to cast.
2/4
Hedwig W
Legendary Creature - Bird
Flying
2/1
Harry Potter, Ace Seeker URW
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Haste, Flying, Vigilance, Protection from black
4/4
I know the Harry card isn't the best, but it's late and you could make dozens of cards depicting harry at different points of the story.
Legendary Snow Creature - Human Mutant
Reach
Snowfall - Whenever another snow permanent enters the battlefield under your control, you may tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
3/3
Indecent Proposal
Sorcery
Put an artifact token named Gold into play under target opponent's control. It has "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool". Then, gain control of target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. Then tap that creature. Then untap that creature. Then tap that creature. Then untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Indighost
Legendary Creature - Human Cardmaker
Whenever an opponent makes a card, Indighost makes one hundred cards.
6/6
"Seriously. Any of you ever look in the ABC thread?"
-Flatline
Creature - Human Soldier
Vigilance, protection from artifact creatures
As long as ~ is equipped, he gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
3/4
Kmart
Land
Kmart enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add to your mana pool. Kmart deals 1 damage to you.
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
All Thopters you control have base power and toughness 5/5.
T: Add 3 to your mana pool. You may only use this ability to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.
1/3
Legendary Creature - Human Mutant
t, tap an untapped artifact you control: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
2R,t: Destrpy target artifact.
4/5
Mr. Ed GU
Legendary Creature - Horse Advisor
GU: Draw a card.
2/3
Michealangelo, Party Animal 2RW
Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Double Strike
Ninjustu 1(R/W)(R/W)
3/5
Legendary Creature- Human Artificer
4, t, discard a card: Put an Artifact token named Tesla Coil tapped onto the battlefield. Play this ability as a sorcery.
8, t, discard an artifact card: ~ deals 4 damage to target creature or player..
~ loses all abilities and becomes 0/1 if a creature named Thomas Edison is on the battlefield.
2/5
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
First Strike, Haste
Inspired - Whenever ~ becomes untapped, you may give target player control of another permanent you control.
3/3