*rolls 360-sided cube. It lands on Uktabi Orangutan. Confused at the meaning of this result, I begin an animalistic seduction of my playgroup. They panic and decide the best course of action is to roll the cube themselves. Xenagos, The Reveler. They look at one another and sigh heavily. In accordance with their roll, they reluctantly accept my advances and we party like Miley Cyrus. When we feel that the demands of these unfortunate rolls have bet met and have sufficiently scarred our minds and bodies, we roll again.Mother of Runes. My mother enters the room. Appalled at the obvious goings-on in the room she begins scolding us. In a way it is comforting to be assured of the vileness of our actions. In order to explain ourselves, we ask mom to roll the cube. Uktabi Orangutan. For the first time in my life I pray.
*rolls 360-sided cube. It lands on Uktabi Orangutan. Confused at the meaning of this result, I begin an animalistic seduction of my playgroup. They panic and decide the best course of action is to roll the cube themselves. Xenagos, The Reveler. They look at one another and sigh heavily. In accordance with their roll, they reluctantly accept my advances and we party like Miley Cyrus. When we feel that the demands of these unfortunate rolls have bet met and have sufficiently scarred our minds and bodies, we roll again.Mother of Runes. My mother enters the room. Appalled at the obvious goings-on in the room she begins scolding us. In a way it is comforting to be assured of the vileness of our actions. In order to explain ourselves, we ask mom to roll the cube. Uktabi Orangutan. For the first time in my life I pray.
*rolls 360-sided cube. It lands on Uktabi Orangutan. Confused at the meaning of this result, I begin an animalistic seduction of my playgroup. They panic and decide the best course of action is to roll the cube themselves. Xenagos, The Reveler. They look at one another and sigh heavily. In accordance with their roll, they reluctantly accept my advances and we party like Miley Cyrus. When we feel that the demands of these unfortunate rolls have bet met and have sufficiently scarred our minds and bodies, we roll again.Mother of Runes. My mother enters the room. Appalled at the obvious goings-on in the room she begins scolding us. In a way it is comforting to be assured of the vileness of our actions. In order to explain ourselves, we ask mom to roll the cube. Uktabi Orangutan. For the first time in my life I pray.
It's what keeps me from my cube more than anything. That and my friends that drink too much on cube nights. There's a lady, too. She keeps me a bit, too. It's unfortunate, I need people to play with. Do any of you cube fellows live in middle TN? I promise I won't roll an Uktabi Orangutan if we cube together.
It's what keeps me from my cube more than anything. That and my friends that drink too much on cube nights. There's a lady, too. She keeps me a bit, too. It's unfortunate, I need people to play with. Do any of you cube fellows live in middle TN? I promise I won't roll an Uktabi Orangutan if we cube together.
I live in east TN, but I think you and I have been over that before. No worries on the Sex Monkey roll. At least it was OG and not Viridian Shaman.
Just got to say, you've definitely earned distinction as an MTGS hero
Quote from Stardust »
Because he's the hero MTGS deserves, and the one it needs right now. So we'll global him. Because he can take it. Because he's not just our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. An expired rascal.
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ExpiredRascals you sir are a god-like hero.
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ER is a masterful god who cannot be beaten in any endeavour.
Do something nobody would ever expect? Well, okay...you asked for it...
Sheoldred, Lovely One1WG Creature - Praetor Cleric
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains 5 life.
Whenever an opponent gains life, target creature you control gets +0/+X, where X is the amount of life gained.
1/1 "I can't help but help! I just...love to love, you know?"
Spellslinger's Mimicry1RR
Instant [M]
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this card's mana cost.
Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Empyreal Rehash
Sorcery
Shuffle target player. (Shuffle their hand, graveyard & permanents into their library. Deal them a new hand & graveyard of the same numbers of cards. Then they play the top X cards of their library in order without paying their mana costs, where X is the number of nontoken permanents they had in play.)
Exile Empyreal Rehash.
Merge with Basic Land1G
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player looks at the top card of their library. If it is a basic land, they may exile it. If they do, they choose a nonland permanent they control which becomes a land with that basic land type. It keeps all its existing types & subtypes.
IIW: Each player picks their own IIW from page 500, page 1000 or page 1500 of Club Flamingo. If your browser settings somehow mean this doesn't work for you, do it anyway.
Flamingo SummonerRUG
Creature- Bird Wizard
Flying 1X,T: Create a creature token that's a copy of target winning creature design from Club Flamingo. X is that creature's converted mana cost.
2/3
Honourable Mention3WW
Enchantment (Un-Rare)
If another player wins the game, you may claim to also have won the game. All the reward, none of the effort.
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*rolls 360-sided cube. It lands on Uktabi Orangutan. Confused at the meaning of this result, I begin an animalistic seduction of my playgroup. They panic and decide the best course of action is to roll the cube themselves. Xenagos, The Reveler. They look at one another and sigh heavily. In accordance with their roll, they reluctantly accept my advances and we party like Miley Cyrus. When we feel that the demands of these unfortunate rolls have bet met and have sufficiently scarred our minds and bodies, we roll again.Mother of Runes. My mother enters the room. Appalled at the obvious goings-on in the room she begins scolding us. In a way it is comforting to be assured of the vileness of our actions. In order to explain ourselves, we ask mom to roll the cube. Uktabi Orangutan. For the first time in my life I pray.
Cube list thread
Cubetutor
This is pretty epic.
Maybe a little disturbing?
Draft it on Cube Tutor
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
It's what keeps me from my cube more than anything. That and my friends that drink too much on cube nights. There's a lady, too. She keeps me a bit, too. It's unfortunate, I need people to play with. Do any of you cube fellows live in middle TN? I promise I won't roll an Uktabi Orangutan if we cube together.
Cube list thread
Cubetutor
I'm a huge prog metal fan, good stuff.
anyways, maybe getting a cube draft (YES with 4 people) next week.
the more i play draft and sealed, the less i enjoy playing constructed..
Opm's Cube on MTGS
Wife's Etsy Store (Hair Accessories for Girls)
Thank you. I'll be sure to post in the offtopic thread when we get our new and infinitely better produced EP out in November.
Cube list thread
Cubetutor
I live in east TN, but I think you and I have been over that before. No worries on the Sex Monkey roll. At least it was OG and not Viridian Shaman.
MTGS Average Peasant Cube 2023 Edition
Follow me. I tweet.
Though I understand why it wants to stay here. Cube is the best.
Calvin and Hobbes
Cube Tutor
Agreed on all accounts. Away!
Body Count: GRRRUUUUUUUUUUU
إن سرقت إسرق جمل
Level 1 Judge
My Cube for use with 6th ed. Rules
Pilgrimage Challenge: Winterspring's Tarot challenge and/or do something nobody would ever expect
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Sheoldred, Lovely One 1WG
Creature - Praetor Cleric
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains 5 life.
Whenever an opponent gains life, target creature you control gets +0/+X, where X is the amount of life gained.
1/1
"I can't help but help! I just...love to love, you know?"
Bet you didn't see THAT coming
Instant [M]
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this card's mana cost.
Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Interrupt
This card is all colors.
Split Second
Suspend 1851 -
Choose three -
Sorcery
Shuffle target player. (Shuffle their hand, graveyard & permanents into their library. Deal them a new hand & graveyard of the same numbers of cards. Then they play the top X cards of their library in order without paying their mana costs, where X is the number of nontoken permanents they had in play.)
Exile Empyreal Rehash.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Unexpected Necro 1BB
Instant
Return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield blocking target attacking creature.
That was unexpected!
Deal with it.
Next: Archons and/or cards based on CCC's internal memes.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player looks at the top card of their library. If it is a basic land, they may exile it. If they do, they choose a nonland permanent they control which becomes a land with that basic land type. It keeps all its existing types & subtypes.
IIW: Each player picks their own IIW from page 500, page 1000 or page 1500 of Club Flamingo. If your browser settings somehow mean this doesn't work for you, do it anyway.
Creature- Bird Wizard
Flying
1X,T: Create a creature token that's a copy of target winning creature design from Club Flamingo. X is that creature's converted mana cost.
2/3
IIW: Ridiculous casting costs.
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Enchantment (Un-Rare)
If another player wins the game, you may claim to also have won the game.
All the reward, none of the effort.
IIW: The Ante