RecedeUU
Sorcery (U)
Each player returns a creature and a land he or she controls to their owners' hands, then puts a card from his or her hand on top of his or her library. Then each player shuffles his or her library.
Too slow --
Next Step2UU
Instant (R)
End the current phase. (Exile all spells and abilities on the stack, including this card. If Next Step was cast during the ending phase, the turn ends: the player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size, damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)
Kicker5
Instant
Cast ~ only if you've kicked a spell this game.
For the rest of the game, change the text of each spell with kicker you cast by replacing each kicker cost with 0.
BTW: I doubt 'exchequer' would just be sitting there by itself.
Next: Bring to Bear
In Times of War
Persnickety Guardian
Superheated Zone
Bring to Bear4GG
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield, put a 2/2 green Bear creature token onto the battlefield.
Creature spells you cast have Bear offering.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
If W was spent to cast ~ creatures you control get +1/+1 have vigilance this turn.
If U was spent to cast ~ draw a card and creatures you control have flying this turn.
If B was spent to cast ~ each opponent discards a card and creatures you control have deathtouch this turn.
If R was spent to cast ~ creatures you control get +2/+0 have haste this turn.
If G was spent to cast ~ creatures you control have trample and hexproof this turn.
For every 2 colorless mana spent to cast ~ put a 2/1 colorless Soldier Construct token onto the battlefield.
Retrace
[Aww, too slow!]
Strange Aeons(U/R)(U/R)
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, an opponent of your choice makes all decisions for you during your first main phase.
UberchargeWWW
Instant
Target creature with power less than 1 you control is indestructible this turn.
Target creature with power higher than 3 you control is indestructible this turn. "Apothecary, should I trust the procedure?" - "I have no idea."
Corpsejack B
Instant
Exile target creature card from a graveyard. As long as it is exiled this way, you may target it as though it were in your graveyard, though it cannot enter a hand or library other than its owner's.
Next:
Toxic Miracle
Pandemic Face-Rot
Eldritch Omen
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures your opponents control this turn.
Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
"Didn't want a battle,
Yet you declared war,
Each knock you gave me made me stronger than before,
I will not give up,
I will not give in,
You won't make me fall,
I won't let you win."
Next: Blood on the Water
Monarchy of Roses
Blinded by the Moonlight
Blood on the Water1UU
Enchantment - Aura (U)
When enchanted creature dies, put onto the battlefield a 3/3 blue shark creature token with with islandwalk under your control.
If the enchanted creature was blue put two 3/3 blue shark creature tokens with islandwalk under your control instead. Even the smallest drop of blood can bring the biggest of predators.
Next: Monarchy of Roses
Blinded by the Moonlight
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Those who endure in the face of suffering, those whose faith shines long in evil days, they shall see salvation." -Song of All, canto 904
Blinded By Moonlight B
Instant
All creatures blocked by target creature gain deathtouch until the end of turn.
Next:
Rat King
Sigil of Distortion
Mighty Ocean
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Mighty Ocean
Creature Land - Island Kraken (t: add U to your mana pool. This has summoning sickness.)
Mighty Ocean enters the battlefield tapped, and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
6/6
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Challenge of ForceXXG
Enchantment
~ enters the battlefield with X requirement counters on it.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, draw a card for each requirement counter on ~, then put a requirement counter on it for each requirement counter removed from it this turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls deals combat damage you, remove that many requirement counters from ~.
When there are no requirement counters on ~, sacrifice it.
Next: Nowhere to Run
Potshot Barrage
Winners' Circle
Conform 1UU
Enchantment All creatures' creature types become the type of the most number of creatures on the battlefield and in all graveyards.
All spell colors become the color of the most number of spells on on the battlefield and in all graveyards.
Next:
Twisted Adjudicator
Dryad Garden-Keeper
Commander of the Night-Watch
Whenever a black creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a white 2/2 wolf token into the battlefield.
3/4
"You want to lead some day? Then learn how to follow."
Edit: Oh well, too slow
Doom to Failure1BB
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under enchanted player control he must pay 1. If he dont, he must sacrifice that creature in his next end step.
Next: Mountain that Rides
Monarchy of Roses
Crow's Eye
Look at target players hand. Discard a non-creature, non-land card from it.
Mountain That RidesWR
Enchantment
Enchant target Mountain
Enchanted Mountain becomes a 3/3 Flying Elemental. It's still a land
I have not lived long enough to see the wind whither a mountain. I have lived long enough to see it enliven one.
Monarchy of Roses3RR
Creature - Human Noble
When Monarchy of Roses enters the battlefield choose target player. Target player cannot cast spells that have a converted mana cost greater than Monarchy of Roses
1/1
None shall sit higher than the King and his family.
Land
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
t, sacrifice this: Add G for each creature you control.
Next:
Grave Revolution
Monarchy of Roses
Hell's Bells
Enchantment
You may cast creature spells from the graveyard as though they were in your hand.
BBB, Sacrifce Grave Revolution, Pay 7 life: Creature cards in your graveyard gain "Unearth 0" until end of turn.
Next:
Recede
Canyon Metropolis
Fright Night
Sorcery (U)
Each player returns a creature and a land he or she controls to their owners' hands, then puts a card from his or her hand on top of his or her library. Then each player shuffles his or her library.
Too slow --
Next Step 2UU
Instant (R)
End the current phase. (Exile all spells and abilities on the stack, including this card. If Next Step was cast during the ending phase, the turn ends: the player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size, damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)
Next: Dingus or Kicker or Exchequer.
Instant
Cast ~ only if you've kicked a spell this game.
For the rest of the game, change the text of each spell with kicker you cast by replacing each kicker cost with 0.
BTW: I doubt 'exchequer' would just be sitting there by itself.
Next:
Bring to Bear
In Times of War
Persnickety Guardian
Superheated Zone
Enchantment (R)
Whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield, put a 2/2 green Bear creature token onto the battlefield.
Creature spells you cast have Bear offering.
Next:
Something else from the post above
Enchantment
At the beginning of each upkeep, Superheated Zone deals 1 damage to each creature and player.
Next:
Strange Aeons
Toxic Miracle
Pandemic Face-Rot
Instant
If W was spent to cast ~ creatures you control get +1/+1 have vigilance this turn.
If U was spent to cast ~ draw a card and creatures you control have flying this turn.
If B was spent to cast ~ each opponent discards a card and creatures you control have deathtouch this turn.
If R was spent to cast ~ creatures you control get +2/+0 have haste this turn.
If G was spent to cast ~ creatures you control have trample and hexproof this turn.
For every 2 colorless mana spent to cast ~ put a 2/1 colorless Soldier Construct token onto the battlefield.
Retrace
[Aww, too slow!]
Strange Aeons (U/R)(U/R)
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, an opponent of your choice makes all decisions for you during your first main phase.
Next:
Quiet Farm
Extinguish
Ubercharge
Instant
Target creature with power less than 1 you control is indestructible this turn.
Target creature with power higher than 3 you control is indestructible this turn.
"Apothecary, should I trust the procedure?" - "I have no idea."
Next:
Glissa's Act
Norn's Act
Karn's Act
(Yes, I'm feeling quite Mirrodin today)
(Give your LGS judge a hug. He deserves it.)
Instant
Target player sacrifices all attacking creatures.
Next:
Desecrate the Grave
Scavenging Corpse-Mage
Corpsejack
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Instant
Exile target creature card from a graveyard. As long as it is exiled this way, you may target it as though it were in your graveyard, though it cannot enter a hand or library other than its owner's.
Next:
Toxic Miracle
Pandemic Face-Rot
Eldritch Omen
Instant
Remove all poison counters from all players.
Remove all -1/-1 counters from all creatures.
Next:
Earthbound Griffin
Submission
Bright Roar
Creature - Griffin
First Strike, Vigilance
Even without its wings, the griffin was dangerous game.
3/3
Next:
Adventurer's Satchel
Crusader's Pike
Bard's Tale
Instant
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by creatures your opponents control this turn.
Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
"Didn't want a battle,
Yet you declared war,
Each knock you gave me made me stronger than before,
I will not give up,
I will not give in,
You won't make me fall,
I won't let you win."
Next:
Blood on the Water
Monarchy of Roses
Blinded by the Moonlight
Enchantment - Aura (U)
When enchanted creature dies, put onto the battlefield a 3/3 blue shark creature token with with islandwalk under your control.
If the enchanted creature was blue put two 3/3 blue shark creature tokens with islandwalk under your control instead.
Even the smallest drop of blood can bring the biggest of predators.
Next:
Monarchy of Roses
Blinded by the Moonlight
Instant
All creatures blocked by target creature gain deathtouch until the end of turn.
Next:
Rat King
Sigil of Distortion
Mighty Ocean
Creature Land - Island Kraken
(t: add U to your mana pool. This has summoning sickness.)
Mighty Ocean enters the battlefield tapped, and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
6/6
Grave Revolution
Rat King
Monarchy Of Roses
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Creature - Rat
Other Rat creatures you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.
2/2
Next:
Steamflogger Operator
Challenge of Force
Kor Healer
(Give your LGS judge a hug. He deserves it.)
Enchantment
~ enters the battlefield with X requirement counters on it.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, draw a card for each requirement counter on ~, then put a requirement counter on it for each requirement counter removed from it this turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls deals combat damage you, remove that many requirement counters from ~.
When there are no requirement counters on ~, sacrifice it.
Next:
Nowhere to Run
Potshot Barrage
Winners' Circle
Sorcery
~ deals X damage to target creature that was dealt damage this turn where X is the number of creatures you control.
Next:
Confessor Thrull
Debt of Sin
Cathedral Confessional
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Thrull
2WB,t: Target player discards a card. If a land card was discarded this way, you gain 2 life.
3/3
Next: Rise of the Guildless
Conform
Twisted Laws
Enchantment
All creatures' creature types become the type of the most number of creatures on the battlefield and in all graveyards.
All spell colors become the color of the most number of spells on on the battlefield and in all graveyards.
Next:
Twisted Adjudicator
Dryad Garden-Keeper
Commander of the Night-Watch
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Dryad Shaman {U}
T: Untap up to two target Forests.
0/1
Next: Doom to Failure
Demonic Descent
Glorious Truimph
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
Protection from black.
Other black creatures you control gain +1/+1
Whenever a black creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a white 2/2 wolf token into the battlefield.
3/4
"You want to lead some day? Then learn how to follow."
Edit: Oh well, too slow
Doom to Failure 1BB
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under enchanted player control he must pay 1. If he dont, he must sacrifice that creature in his next end step.
Next:
Mountain that Rides
Monarchy of Roses
Crow's Eye
Sorcery
Look at target players hand. Discard a non-creature, non-land card from it.
Mountain That Rides WR
Enchantment
Enchant target Mountain
Enchanted Mountain becomes a 3/3 Flying Elemental. It's still a land
I have not lived long enough to see the wind whither a mountain. I have lived long enough to see it enliven one.
Monarchy of Roses 3RR
Creature - Human Noble
When Monarchy of Roses enters the battlefield choose target player. Target player cannot cast spells that have a converted mana cost greater than Monarchy of Roses
1/1
None shall sit higher than the King and his family.
Next:
Divine Inspiration
Lesser of Two Evils
Artifact
BT Sacrifice ~: Target player reveals his or her hand. Choose a non-land card and that player discard's it.
Nathd:
Divinely Inspired 1U
Sorcery
As long as you control a legendary spirit creature, draw two cards.
Next:
Crystal Monarch
Gemstone Scepter
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.