Litter Of Lemmings2WG
Sorcery
Suspend 3
When Litter Of Lemmings is cast from the exile zone, put X 0/1 green and white Lemming creature tokens with "this creature must attack each turn if able" onto the battlefield tapped, where X is equal to your life total.
Den Of Thieves
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Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Den of Thieves2U Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land has "2U,t:
Draw a card, then discard a card.
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Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
One Wonders of Everything7 Sorcery
Choose a card type for each color of mana spent to
cast One Wonders of Everything. You can't choose
the same type twice. Search your library for a card of
each of the chosen types, reveal them, and put them
into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
next: Lights in the Heavens
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Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Savaen Druid G
Creature - Insect Druid t: Return target tapped land you control to its owner's hand.
1/1
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Savaen Fleshtearer2(B/G)(B/G)
Creature - Insect Elf Horror
When Savaen Fleshtearer enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature and you return target Aura with enchant land from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
3/2
Savaen Gathering
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Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists. Viva L'Assemblage!
Modern-- Fish; Jund; Burn; Affinity; Mill Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress 60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Unleash Hell4(B/R)(B/R)(B/R)(B/R) Sorcery
Each player sacrifices three lands. Put a 3/3 black and red devil
creature token onto the battlefield for each land put into a graveyard
this way.
next: Infuriating Tactics
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Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Infuriating Tactics :2mana::symw::symr:
Instant
Play ~ only during your combat step, before blockers are declared.
Attacking creatures you control gain ":symwr:: Untap this creature and remove it from combat. Target non-attacking creature you control that can attack, becomes tapped and is attacking."
"They call it 'running around mindlessly.' An aptly named maneuver for ones who have no formal combat training- or any idea whatsoever of what they're doing." -Onean First Lieutenant.
Bring Them Down to Your Level (scheme, if possible)
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Just saying that one is pretty hard to make (flavorwise). Two people have been brainstorming a good one for the name for atleast 20 minutes.
If you are the archenemy, you are a superior being. How can you Bring Them Down to Your Level?
I can see people building specifically Archenemy decks built around facing multiple opponents, so odds are- those decks are the kinds that cheat cards outs.
if you can't (or don't want to) do Bring Them Down to Your Level, how about Stoop to Thier Level? it doesn't have to be a scheme...
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Bring Them Down to Your Level2WB
Sorcery
Each player chooses a number of lands he or she controls equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way. Then each player's life total becomes the lowest life total among all players.
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
The Midnight Slasher 3B
artifact - equipment
Equipped creature has first strike and "Whenever this creature deal damage to a creature, destroy that creature, his controller put a 0/1 into the battlefield"
equip 4
i think a slasher during the night doesn't exactly know if he did the job well, so he leaves some survivors...
next : Shocked Image
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Kakwann, Lvl 39 Sorcerer
Currently Playing
Standard:GWRU 4C Collected Company Modern:GUWRB Bloom Titan Legacy:BUG SHARDLESS BUG
EDH : GR BORBORYGMOS ENRAGED GU PRIME SPEAKER ZEGENA UWR ZEDRUU THE GREATHEARTED UBR MISHRA ARTIFICER PRODIGY B SHEOLDRED WHISPERING ONE R ASHLING THE PILGRIM
You may have Shocked Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield except it gains "When this creature enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature or player."
Elleran of the Valerian Court2UU
Legendary Creature - Spirit Wizard
Flying
Whenever Elleran of the Valerian Court deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 2UU. If you do, return all other creatures to their owners' hands, then each player puts two cards from his or her hand on top of his or her library.
2/1
Glowing Giant 4WW
Creature - Giant
Lifelink
When Glowing Giant enters the battlefield, if R was spent to cast Glowing Giant, it gains haste and first strike until the end of turn.
5/4
Next: Paradox Stigmata
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Paradox Stigmata1W
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has defender. UR: Counter target activated or triggered ability if its source is enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and loses defender until end of turn.
Traverse the AbyssW
Instant
Target creature gains swampwalk and protection from black until the end of turn.
If that creature is white, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Traverse the Thicket B
Instant
Target creature gains forestwalk and protection from green until the end of turn.
If target creature is black, it gains infect until the end of turn.
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Traverse the Brine
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Red Miles
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Traverse the BrineR
Instant
Target creature gains islandwalk and protection from blue until the end of turn.
If that creature is red, it gets +2/+0 until the end of turn.
Sorcery
Suspend 3
When Litter Of Lemmings is cast from the exile zone, put X 0/1 green and white Lemming creature tokens with "this creature must attack each turn if able" onto the battlefield tapped, where X is equal to your life total.
Den Of Thieves
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land has "2U,t:
Draw a card, then discard a card.
next: Dancing Apparition
Creature- Illusion
Provoke, Lifelink
2/5
One Wonders of Everything
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Choose a card type for each color of mana spent to
cast One Wonders of Everything. You can't choose
the same type twice. Search your library for a card of
each of the chosen types, reveal them, and put them
into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
next: Lights in the Heavens
Instant
Target player skips his/her next combat phase.
Retrace
Next: Savaen Druid
Creature - Insect Druid
t: Return target tapped land you control to its owner's hand.
1/1
Next: Savaen Fleshtearer
Creature - Insect Elf Horror
When Savaen Fleshtearer enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature and you return target Aura with enchant land from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
3/2
Savaen Gathering
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Rebels
Resisting The Tyranny of the Anti-Contraptionists.
Viva L'Assemblage!
Legacy--UGBFood Chain; UFish; UBRG Delver
Commander--UB Sygg, River Cutthroat; W Isamaru, H.O.K.WRG Naya grouphug Enchantress
60 Card Singleton -- WB value drain
UN- -- W Weenie (Wordmail on Knight of the Hokey Pokey is good beats)
Sorcery
Put X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Retrace
Next: Goblin Opportunist
Creature - Goblin Rogue
Whenever Goblin Opportunist deals combat damage to a player, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature that player controls.
2/1
Next: Shared Nightmare
Instant
Each player discards a card.
Next: Midnight Stalker
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices three lands. Put a 3/3 black and red devil
creature token onto the battlefield for each land put into a graveyard
this way.
next: Infuriating Tactics
Instant
Play ~ only during your combat step, before blockers are declared.
Attacking creatures you control gain ":symwr:: Untap this creature and remove it from combat. Target non-attacking creature you control that can attack, becomes tapped and is attacking."
"They call it 'running around mindlessly.' An aptly named maneuver for ones who have no formal combat training- or any idea whatsoever of what they're doing." -Onean First Lieutenant.
Bring Them Down to Your Level (scheme, if possible)
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
I can see people building specifically Archenemy decks built around facing multiple opponents, so odds are- those decks are the kinds that cheat cards outs.
if you can't (or don't want to) do Bring Them Down to Your Level, how about Stoop to Thier Level? it doesn't have to be a scheme...
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Each player chooses a number of lands he or she controls equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way. Then each player's life total becomes the lowest life total among all players.
Next: Strange Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem
There is something wrong with this one. I know that.
2/2
Next: Strict Motive
Instant
Whenever an opponent casts a spell for the first time this turn, counter that spell.
Next: The Midnight Slasher
artifact - equipment
Equipped creature has first strike and "Whenever this creature deal damage to a creature, destroy that creature, his controller put a 0/1 into the battlefield"
equip 4
i think a slasher during the night doesn't exactly know if he did the job well, so he leaves some survivors...
next : Shocked Image
Standard: GWRU 4C Collected Company
Modern: GUWRB Bloom Titan
Legacy: BUG SHARDLESS BUG
EDH :
GR BORBORYGMOS ENRAGED
GU PRIME SPEAKER ZEGENA
UWR ZEDRUU THE GREATHEARTED
UBR MISHRA ARTIFICER PRODIGY
B SHEOLDRED WHISPERING ONE
R ASHLING THE PILGRIM
Creature - Shapeshifter
You may have Shocked Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield except it gains "When this creature enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature or player."
0/0
Next: Elleran of the Valerian Court
Legendary Creature - Spirit Wizard
Flying
Whenever Elleran of the Valerian Court deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 2UU. If you do, return all other creatures to their owners' hands, then each player puts two cards from his or her hand on top of his or her library.
2/1
Next: Glowing Giant
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Giant
Lifelink
When Glowing Giant enters the battlefield, if R was spent to cast Glowing Giant, it gains haste and first strike until the end of turn.
5/4
Next: Paradox Stigmata
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has defender.
UR: Counter target activated or triggered ability if its source is enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and loses defender until end of turn.
Next: Traverse the Abyss
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Target creature gains swampwalk and protection from black until the end of turn.
If that creature is white, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Traverse the Thicket
Instant
Target creature gains forestwalk and protection from green until the end of turn.
If target creature is black, it gains infect until the end of turn.
Next:
Traverse the Brine
OR
Red Miles
Instant
Target creature gains islandwalk and protection from blue until the end of turn.
If that creature is red, it gets +2/+0 until the end of turn.
Traverse the Inferno
Instant
Target creature gains mountainwalk and protection from red until end of turn. If that creature is blue, it gains shroud until end of turn.
Next: Traverse the Grasslands