Solar Ibis3W
Creature - Elemental Bird
Flying
Sacrifice Solar Ibis: Solar Ibis deals X damage to each attacking creature, where X is the number of white permanents you control.
2/2
Cage Rattler2RR
Creature - Ape
Cage Rattler can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay :2mana:. If you do, put a 2/2 green Ape creature token onto the battlefield.
3/1
Uncharted Territory3G
Enchantment 1G: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
Next: Numbing Miasma
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Death1B
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
// Destruction5RR
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts and all lands.
Next: Dazed // Confused
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Dazed R
Instant
Target creature can't block this turn
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Confused 1U
Instant
Tap target creature.
Next: Land of Wrath and Angels
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Land of Wrath and Angels3WWW Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land is indestructible.
Enchanted land has "t: Put a 4/4 white Angel creature token
with flying onto the battlefield."
next: Sudden Desecration
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Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
"We buried ol' Sir Evrac just yesterday, and this morning, we went back to the graveyard only to find all the tombstones had been upturned! Incredible!"
Wellspring of Truth 5UUU
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent draws a card, draw a card.
Next: Dire Misfortune
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Twisted Nourishment WB
Target player gains 4 life, at the beginnng of the player's next upkeep they lose 8 life.
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Playing:
rock (G/) pod
9-2-1
Best Reminder text ever:
Warrior's Oath RRTake another turn after this one.
At the end of that turn, you lose the game.
(YOU DON'T LOSE IF YOU'VE ALREADY WON.) Check out my Lotuses
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Twisted NourishmentB
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Cycnling 3BB
When you cycle ~, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Next: Angelic Consultation
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Name a card. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal the named card. If that card is 1 cmc or less, put that card in your hand. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Vedalken Capacitor3 Artifact Imprint -U,t: Exile target instant or sorcery spell you control. 4UU, sacrifice Vedalken Capacitor: You may cast each card imprinted
with Vedalken Capacitor without paying their mana costs.
next: Sign Away
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Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Name an instant or sorcery card. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
"You've just signed away your right to do the following things..."
Huge Axe-man3RR
Creature - Giant Warrior
First Strike
As long as Huge Axe-man is equipped with an equipment with the word "Axe" in it, it gets +5/+0
2/4
Next: Scalding Slander
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Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Scalding Slander1R Instant
Replicate 1(U/R)
Reveal your hand. Scalding Slander deals X damage to target player,
where X is the number of instant and/or sorcery cards revealed this
way.
next: Azure Runelord
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Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Midnight WalkerWW Creature - Human Cleric
First strike, swampwalk, protection from zombies
2/2
next: Time Race
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It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
As Time Race enters the battlefield, choose target player.
At the beginning of target player's upkeep, put a Time counter on Time Race. If Time Race has 6 or more Time counters on it, the chosen player loses the game.
You're running out of time
Next: Litter of Lemmings.
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Creature - Elemental Bird
Flying
Sacrifice Solar Ibis: Solar Ibis deals X damage to each attacking creature, where X is the number of white permanents you control.
2/2
Next: Cage Rattler
Creature - Ape
Cage Rattler can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay :2mana:. If you do, put a 2/2 green Ape creature token onto the battlefield.
3/1
Next: Heroic Vision
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Instant
Draw a card for each legendary permanent you control.
Next: Uncharted Territory
Enchantment
1G: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
Next: Numbing Miasma
Enchantment
Whenever a creature deals damage to you, tap that creature. It does not untap during its controller's next untap step.
Next: Goblin Skycaller
Creature - Goblin Shaman
3R,t: ~ deals 3 damage to target creature or player and 2 damage to you.
2/2
Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
//
Destruction 5RR
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts and all lands.
Next: Dazed // Confused
Instant
Target creature can't block this turn
//
Confused 1U
Instant
Tap target creature.
Next: Land of Wrath and Angels
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant land
Enchanted land is indestructible.
Enchanted land has "t: Put a 4/4 white Angel creature token
with flying onto the battlefield."
next: Sudden Desecration
Instant
Exile all cards from target player's graveyard.
Draw a card.
"We buried ol' Sir Evrac just yesterday, and this morning, we went back to the graveyard only to find all the tombstones had been upturned! Incredible!"
Next: Wellspring of Truth
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent draws a card, draw a card.
Next: Dire Misfortune
Sorcery
Target opponent sacrifice three creatures and three lands.
Next: Cursed Familiar
Creature - Human Cleric
Trample
Whenever a creature attacks, put a -1/-1 counter on ~.
5/5
Next: Twisted Nourishment
Target player gains 4 life, at the beginnng of the player's next upkeep they lose 8 life.
rock (G/) pod
9-2-1
Best Reminder text ever:
Warrior's Oath
RRTake another turn after this one.
At the end of that turn, you lose the game.
(YOU DON'T LOSE IF YOU'VE ALREADY WON.)
Check out my Lotuses
Formerly Jersam515.
Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Cycnling 3BB
When you cycle ~, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Next: Angelic Consultation
Instant
Name a card. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal the named card. If that card is 1 cmc or less, put that card in your hand. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Next: Sword of Orion
Artifact
Imprint - U,t: Exile target instant or sorcery spell you control.
4UU, sacrifice Vedalken Capacitor: You may cast each card imprinted
with Vedalken Capacitor without paying their mana costs.
next: Sign Away
Sorcery
Name an instant or sorcery card. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
"You've just signed away your right to do the following things..."
Next: River of Denial
Land
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
2WU,t: Target creature without flying can't attack you this turn.
Next: Paralyzing Memories
Sorcery
Put up to three cards from target opponent's graveyard on top of his or her library.
Next: Honey Pot
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
artifact
G, tap: add GG to your mana pool and put a 1/1 green insect creature token with flying into the battlefield.
next:
huge axe man
-- R.I.P. 10/16/11-2/29/12
Creature - Giant Warrior
First Strike
As long as Huge Axe-man is equipped with an equipment with the word "Axe" in it, it gets +5/+0
2/4
Next: Scalding Slander
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Instant
Replicate 1(U/R)
Reveal your hand. Scalding Slander deals X damage to target player,
where X is the number of instant and/or sorcery cards revealed this
way.
next: Azure Runelord
Creature - Human Cleric
First strike, swampwalk, protection from zombies
2/2
next: Time Race
Enchantment
As Time Race enters the battlefield, choose target player.
At the beginning of target player's upkeep, put a Time counter on Time Race. If Time Race has 6 or more Time counters on it, the chosen player loses the game.
You're running out of time
Next: Litter of Lemmings.
Thanks for spiderboy4 of High~Light_Studios for the kick ass avatar.
Thanks for DarkNightCavalier of HotPS for the exceptional signature.