Bard of Rage2R
Creature – Human Shaman (Common)
Haste
When Bard of Rage enters the battlefield, if its rebirth cost was paid, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Rebirth 4R(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its rebirth cost. If you do, it enters the battlefield with a death counter on it. If this creature would leave the battlefield, if it has a death counter on it, exile it instead.)
2/2
Street Urchin2BB
Creature - Elf Rogue
Whenever ~ attacks, target opponent discards a nonland card. If your opponent discarded a card this way you may play that card as if it were in your hand until the end of the combat phase. 3/2
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Autochthon of Rage5RR
Creature - Avatar
Creatures you control attack each turn if able.
Attacking creatures you control +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
7/7
Next: Risky Plan
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
Risky Plan R
Instant
Risky plan deals 4 damage to target creature or player. Then any player may pay 1. If they do, sacrifice a land.
Next: Exarch of Time
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Exarch of Time1GWU
Creature - Elf Cleric T: Put a time counter on ~.
Sacrifice ~: Take an extra turn after this one. Activate this ability only if ~ has twelve or more time counters on it. 2/2
Seri, Huntress of Naya BGU
Legendary Creature - Elf Mutant Archer T: Destroy target creature with power 5 or greater. Put two +1/+1 counters on Seri. "So much life. So much... food." 2/2
Next: Zreij, Temporal Scion
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Zreij, Temporal Scion4UU
Legendary Creature - Vedalken Wizard {M}
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, you may pay 2UU. If you do, put an eon counter on Zreij, Temporal Scion. T, Remove X eons counter from Zreij, Sacrifice Zreij: Take an extra X turns after this one.
1/1
Next - Cursed Puzzle Box
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Quote from Erostelu »
Maybe this reality is actually an alternate reality of a reality in which New Phyrexia was the joke expansion and Mirrodin Pure was the obvious expansion, except our reality is the Time Shifted reality which is opposite of that other reality which is that actual reality.
Cursed Puzzle Box 6
Artifact T: Name a card. Then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, attach that card to Cursed Puzzle Box. If it is not, exile the revealed card.
When six cards are attached to Cursed Puzzle Box, sacrifice it and put all attached cards into your hand. Then you lose 9 life.
Next: Sidereal Passage
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Bringer of the Scars3BB
Creature - Demon
Haste, intimidate
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, put that many -1/-1 counters on each other creature.
3/4
Paragon Harvester4:sympw::sympw:
Creature - Cleric
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a color and permanent type.
Whenever a permanent of the chosen color or type leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen color.
3/3
Scourge of the Blackcleave2BBB
Creature - Zombie Knight
When ~ attacks, return up to two target soldier and/or knight creatures from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Those creatures are black zombies in addition to their other types.
3/5
Tainted to the Core2B
Sorcery
Target permanent's controller sacrifices it unless he or she pays :sympw::sympw:. If he or she does, return ~ to its owner's hand.
Titanium Remnant2
Artifact
Whenever an artifact leaves the battlefield, put a charge counter on ~.
Sacrifice ~: Draw X cards, where X is the number of charge counters on ~.
Next:
Fate Sap, Dreamdust Sifter, Scold, Butcher's Smock, or Lost Fetish
Queen of Tears 4BBB
Legendary Creature - Avatar
Whenever a player loses exactly 1 life, that player sacrifices a permanent.
Discard a card: Put a 1/1 black horror creature token into play.
7/7
Next: Thief of Light
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Prophet of Sand :3mana::symw::symr:
Creature- Spirit Nomad
Protection from Desert, Desertwalk
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, unless that player sacrifices a land, target land defending player controls loses all abilities and becomes a Desert in addition to it's types. (As long as the land is a Desert, it has all abilities of the actual Desert land card.)
2/4
Relaspe
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
(As long as the land is a Desert, it has all abilities of the actual Desert land card.
That's not how it works. You have to spell that out in the rules text.
RelapseUU
Instant
Counter target spell. If it's countered in this way, exile it and its controller may return a card that shares a type with it from his or her graveyard to his or her hand.
Coffin Lord 5BB
Creature - Vampire
As long as ~ is in your graveyard or on the battlefield under your control, Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying and lifelink 5BB: Return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield.
4/4
Next: Goblin Shinobi
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Prophet of Sand :3mana::symw::symr:
Creature- Spirit Nomad
Protection from Desert, Desertwalk
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, unless that player sacrifices a land, target land defending player controls loses all abilities and becomes a Desert instead of it's types. (By gaining the Desert subtype, the land gains ":symtap:: Choose one- Add to your mana pool; or ~ deals 1 damage to target attacking creature.)
2/4
Better, Void? :/
Glyph of Blood :1mana::symb::symb:
Enchantment Artifact
Sacrifice a non-Artifact creature, sacrifice ~: Destroy target creature. It can't regenerate.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Sylph of Blood :symb::symb:
Creature- Faerie Vampire
Flying, Sadism 1 (Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ this turn is put into a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.)
When ~ has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, ~ has Lifelink.
1/1
Sylph of Desire
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sylph of Desire2UUB
Creature - Faerie Elemental
Flying T: Put a lust counter on target creature. 1U: Gain control of target creature with a lust counter on it until the end of turn. (Activate this ability only as a sorcery.) 1B, Put a -1/-1 counter on ~: Destroy target creature with a lust counter on it. (Activate this ability only as a sorcery.)
3/2
NEXT:
Rampaging Vizzerdrix
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Creature – Human Shaman (Common)
Haste
When Bard of Rage enters the battlefield, if its rebirth cost was paid, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Rebirth 4R (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its rebirth cost. If you do, it enters the battlefield with a death counter on it. If this creature would leave the battlefield, if it has a death counter on it, exile it instead.)
2/2
Next: Street Urchin
Creature - Elf Rogue
Whenever ~ attacks, target opponent discards a nonland card. If your opponent discarded a card this way you may play that card as if it were in your hand until the end of the combat phase.
3/2
NEXT:
Belittle
Instant
Target creature gets +0/-1 until the end of turn.
Draw a card.
Next: Autochthon of Rage
Creature - Avatar
Creatures you control attack each turn if able.
Attacking creatures you control +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
7/7
Next: Risky Plan
Instant
Risky plan deals 4 damage to target creature or player. Then any player may pay 1. If they do, sacrifice a land.
Next: Exarch of Time
Creature - Elf Cleric
T: Put a time counter on ~.
Sacrifice ~: Take an extra turn after this one. Activate this ability only if ~ has twelve or more time counters on it.
2/2
NEXT:
Seri, Huntress of Naya
Legendary Creature - Elf Mutant Archer
T: Destroy target creature with power 5 or greater. Put two +1/+1 counters on Seri.
"So much life. So much... food."
2/2
Next: Zreij, Temporal Scion
Legendary Creature - Vedalken Wizard {M}
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, you may pay 2UU. If you do, put an eon counter on Zreij, Temporal Scion.
T, Remove X eons counter from Zreij, Sacrifice Zreij: Take an extra X turns after this one.
1/1
Next - Cursed Puzzle Box
Artifact
T: Name a card. Then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, attach that card to Cursed Puzzle Box. If it is not, exile the revealed card.
When six cards are attached to Cursed Puzzle Box, sacrifice it and put all attached cards into your hand. Then you lose 9 life.
Next: Sidereal Passage
Instant
Creatures you control gain flying, first strike and lifelink until end of turn.
Next: Fever Mite
Creature - Insect
When Fever Mite enters the battlefield, target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
1/1
-minrar: common
Next: Bringer of the Scars, Paragon Harvester, Scourge of the Blackcleave, Tainted to the Core, and/or Titanium Remnant
About any "subpar" mechanics or cards: Context is king.
If I make a templating or grammar error, let me know.
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Creature - Demon
Haste, intimidate
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, put that many -1/-1 counters on each other creature.
3/4
Paragon Harvester 4:sympw::sympw:
Creature - Cleric
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a color and permanent type.
Whenever a permanent of the chosen color or type leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature of the chosen color.
3/3
Scourge of the Blackcleave 2BBB
Creature - Zombie Knight
When ~ attacks, return up to two target soldier and/or knight creatures from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Those creatures are black zombies in addition to their other types.
3/5
Tainted to the Core 2B
Sorcery
Target permanent's controller sacrifices it unless he or she pays :sympw::sympw:. If he or she does, return ~ to its owner's hand.
Titanium Remnant 2
Artifact
Whenever an artifact leaves the battlefield, put a charge counter on ~.
Sacrifice ~: Draw X cards, where X is the number of charge counters on ~.
Next:
Fate Sap, Dreamdust Sifter, Scold, Butcher's Smock, or Lost Fetish
Sorcery
Target player exiles the top five cards of his or her library.
Draw a card.
Next: Dreamdust Sifter, Scold, Butcher's Smock, or Lost Fetish
Legendary Creature - Avatar
Whenever a player loses exactly 1 life, that player sacrifices a permanent.
Discard a card: Put a 1/1 black horror creature token into play.
7/7
Next: Thief of Light
Creature - Faerie Dragon
Flying, Flash
"Well, now you'll remember that tiny or not, it's still a dragon. Now pick up your eye." -Elvish Huntmaster to student
2/2
Next: Magnetic Updraft
Enchantment
Artifact creatures have flying.
"It's a magnetic updraft, what else is it going to do?"
Next: Steaming Elixir
Artifact Enchantment
Artifact creatures gain flying.
Archbishop of Voices 3WU
Creature - Human Cleric
Whenever you draw a card, you gain 1 life.
3/3
Next: Prophet of Sand
Creature- Spirit Nomad
Protection from Desert, Desertwalk
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, unless that player sacrifices a land, target land defending player controls loses all abilities and becomes a Desert in addition to it's types. (As long as the land is a Desert, it has all abilities of the actual Desert land card.)
2/4
Relaspe
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
That's not how it works. You have to spell that out in the rules text.
Relapse UU
Instant
Counter target spell. If it's countered in this way, exile it and its controller may return a card that shares a type with it from his or her graveyard to his or her hand.
Next: Coffin Lord
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Creature - Vampire
As long as ~ is in your graveyard or on the battlefield under your control, Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying and lifelink
5BB: Return ~ from your graveyard to the battlefield.
4/4
Next: Goblin Shinobi
Creature - Goblin
Bushido 1
0/1
Next: Sylph of Blood
Creature- Spirit Nomad
Protection from Desert, Desertwalk
Better, Void? :/
Glyph of Blood:1mana::symb::symb:Enchantment Artifact
Sacrifice a non-Artifact creature, sacrifice ~: Destroy target creature. It can't regenerate.
Glyph of Deciet
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
Whenever you would draw a card, instead you draw two cards and sacrifice a permanent.
Next: Sylph of Blood
Sylph of Blood :symb::symb:
Creature- Faerie Vampire
Flying, Sadism 1 (Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ this turn is put into a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.)
When ~ has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, ~ has Lifelink.
1/1
Sylph of Desire
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature - Faerie Elemental
Flying
T: Put a lust counter on target creature.
1U: Gain control of target creature with a lust counter on it until the end of turn. (Activate this ability only as a sorcery.)
1B, Put a -1/-1 counter on ~: Destroy target creature with a lust counter on it. (Activate this ability only as a sorcery.)
3/2
NEXT:
Rampaging Vizzerdrix