Dimension Door 4
Artifact ,T, Discard a card: Search your library for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Next: Too Weird to Live//Too Rare to Die
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I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Too Weird to Live :sym2u::sym2g::symu::symg:
Sorcery
Exile target creature. It's controller puts a colorless Mutant creature token onto their battlefield. That creature's power and toughness are the exiled creature's power and toughness redistributed at random. (If the exile creature was 6/4, choose a number at random between 0 and 10, then decide if it's the power of toughness. The remaining amount becomes the other.)
// Too Rare to Die :2mana::symw::symg:
Sorcery
Put a Divinity counter on target non-Legendary creature. That creature gains "As long as it's the only creature with it's name in play, if it has a Divinity counter on it, this creature is indestructible." and "If a creature of the same name enters play, remove the Divinity counter."
Blistering Wish
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Blistering WishBW
Enchantment
As an additional cost of playing ~, loose 5 life.
At the begging of your upkeep, put a wait counter on ~.
Remove 5 wait counters from ~, sacrifice ~: Gain 15 life
Next: Rampaging Null (Note: Null as in the Zendikar zombies)
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Goblin Catapult 3R
Artifact
Sacrifice a goblin, :symtap:: ~ deals damage to target creature or player equal to sacrificed goblin's converted mana cost. Made by goblins, for goblins.
Next: Dark Hellion
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Dark Hellion :2mana::symb:
Creature - Horror
Haste
Whenever an opponent's creature deals damage to you, if dark hellion is in your graveyard, you may return it to the battlefield.
3/1
Dark Hellion 4BB
Creature - Nightmare Hellion
When Dark Hellion deals combat damage to a player, you lose that much life and draw that many cards.
5/3
Quartz Gargoyle 4
Artifact
Indestructible
Whenever an effect you don't control destroys an artifact or land you control, Quartz Gargoyle becomes a 4/4 white construct creature with flying.
I am GUR. I view the world around me with a sense of wonder and awe that only increases as I learn more about it. I quickly become bored if deprived of puzzles to solve or new things to learn. At my best, I am brilliant and inventive, at my worst, I am moody and erratic.
Song of Silence2WU
Instant (U)
Counter target spell. Its controller may not cast spells until the beginning of their next turn. "You will speak no further." - Voice of All
Tolarian Academy Musical :1mana::symu::symw:
Enchantment
Vanishing 3
Non-artifact creatures you control gain "Protection from Artifacts and other Enchantments you control."
Threshold- Instead, lose the 'you control' clause. The musicals at the Academy are so notoriously bad, the actors themselves would sabotage their own props in hopes of getting out of the play. Then the Academy council decided to ward of the students from their own devices, much to the students' chagrin.
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Cannonball! - 2R Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice a Goblin.
~ deals X damage to target creature, where X is the sacrificed Goblin's power plus 2. If that creature was put into a graveyard this turn, ~ deals X damage to that creature's controller. Wortfoot always thought he was fast, little did he know he would go faster if lauched from a cannon.
Half-Baked
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I haven't changed by signature since Mirrodin Besieged spoilers started!
IntoxicateB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
At the begging of your upkeep, put two -1/-1 counters on enchanted creature.
If ~ would be put into a graveyard, you may pay 5 life and enchant it to another creature.
Next: Joking Halpus Note: Halpus is a new creature type; They resemble gorrillas but are smaller, have horns, and are heavily associated with trickery (but they're not red or blue, usually black or green)
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Centaur Crossbow(2/G)(2/G)
Tribal Artifact - Centaur Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and "T:This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying."
Equip (2/G)
Originally Posted by Zsehaelax:
halo hunter can never kill baneslayer angel
Originally Posted by Jace, the Mindsculptor: 2/17
Oracle Rules text on Halo hunter from Gatherer:
When Halo Hunter enters the battlefield, destroy target Angel.
BSA is an angel, is it not??
Originally Posted by Zsehaelax:
Oracle Rules text on Baneslayer Angel:
"Protection from Demons" means the following:
Baneslayer Angel can't be targeted by abilities from sources with the creature type Demon"
City of Angels
Legendary Land
:5mana::symw:, :symtap:: Put 5 1/1 white human creature tokens named The Lakers onto the battlefield. They each have "bands with other Lakers". Use this ability only if you control no Lakers.
:4mana::symb:, :symtap:: Destroy target basketball team.
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Crowded Theater Land
Crowded Theater enters the battlefield tapped if you control
three or more creatures. t: Add 1 to your mana pool. t: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Activate
this ability only if you control three or more creatures.
next: Undue Process
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Quote from Seth Dracovitch »
If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Psychological Warfare3UU
Enchantment
As Psychological Warfare enters the battlefield, turn all nontoken creatures face down. (They're 2/2 creatures.) 1: Choose one - Turn target face down creature you control face up or turn target creature you control face down. Any player may activate this ability. 4: Exile each face down creature you control into a face down pile, and shuffle that pile. Return each creature card shuffled this way onto the battlefield face down. Any player may activate this ability.
Criminal Thoughts1UUBB
Legendary Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
Whenever enchanted player plays a spell whose converted mana cost is greater than or equal to five, that player looses life equal to it's converted mana cost. Thinking too much can be rather problematic.
Next: Barrage of Spores
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Barrage of Spores3(G/U) Sorcery
Tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of
creatures you control. Those creatures don't untap
during their controller's next untap steps.
next: Lumengrid Overload
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Quote from Seth Dracovitch »
If I could "like" or "upvote" you right now, I would.
Quote from Boing »
Into the Maw of Hell is a name so awesome, it deserves its own song.
It would be about a world of brown spikes and red fire, where men fight and scream and become blurry masses. Then it would change to somber, we learn that this glorious place exists only in Raymond Swanland's head. To visit it, you must enter the maw of Hell itself.
Dustbiter Rats :symg::symb:
Creature- Rat 2/1
Protection from artifacts
When attacks and isn't blocked, you may prevent all combat damage ~ would deal to that player. If you do, that player sacrifices an artifact.
Fugitive Mind
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Fugitive Mind UB
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
Enchanted player's draw step occurs after his or her second main phase except for the turn ~ entered the battlefield.
At the beginning of enchanted player's draw step, he or she draws a card.
Artifact
,T, Discard a card: Search your library for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Next: Too Weird to Live//Too Rare to Die
Sorcery
Exile target creature. It's controller puts a colorless Mutant creature token onto their battlefield. That creature's power and toughness are the exiled creature's power and toughness redistributed at random. (If the exile creature was 6/4, choose a number at random between 0 and 10, then decide if it's the power of toughness. The remaining amount becomes the other.)
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Too Rare to Die :2mana::symw::symg:
Sorcery
Put a Divinity counter on target non-Legendary creature. That creature gains "As long as it's the only creature with it's name in play, if it has a Divinity counter on it, this creature is indestructible." and "If a creature of the same name enters play, remove the Divinity counter."
Blistering Wish
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment
As an additional cost of playing ~, loose 5 life.
At the begging of your upkeep, put a wait counter on ~.
Remove 5 wait counters from ~, sacrifice ~: Gain 15 life
Next: Rampaging Null (Note: Null as in the Zendikar zombies)
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Creature - Zombie Berserker
Lifelink
Rampaging Null attacks each turn if able.
3/1
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Whirling Gust
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
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Sorcery
Destroy target creature with flying.
Retrace
Next: Goblin Catapult
Artifact
Sacrifice a goblin, :symtap:: ~ deals damage to target creature or player equal to sacrificed goblin's converted mana cost.
Made by goblins, for goblins.
Next: Dark Hellion
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Creature - Horror
Haste
Whenever an opponent's creature deals damage to you, if dark hellion is in your graveyard, you may return it to the battlefield.
3/1
Next: Quartz Gargoyle
Creature - Nightmare Hellion
When Dark Hellion deals combat damage to a player, you lose that much life and draw that many cards.
5/3
Quartz Gargoyle 4
Artifact
Indestructible
Whenever an effect you don't control destroys an artifact or land you control, Quartz Gargoyle becomes a 4/4 white construct creature with flying.
Next: Song of Silence
Instant (U)
Counter target spell. Its controller may not cast spells until the beginning of their next turn.
"You will speak no further." - Voice of All
Next: Tolarian Academy Musical
Enchantment
Vanishing 3
Non-artifact creatures you control gain "Protection from Artifacts and other Enchantments you control."
Threshold- Instead, lose the 'you control' clause.
The musicals at the Academy are so notoriously bad, the actors themselves would sabotage their own props in hopes of getting out of the play. Then the Academy council decided to ward of the students from their own devices, much to the students' chagrin.
Cannonball! (yes, with the "!" like Kaboom!)
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice a Goblin.
~ deals X damage to target creature, where X is the sacrificed Goblin's power plus 2. If that creature was put into a graveyard this turn, ~ deals X damage to that creature's controller.
Wortfoot always thought he was fast, little did he know he would go faster if lauched from a cannon.
Half-Baked
Instant
~ deals damage to target player equal to his/her life total, rounded down.
Next: Intoxicate
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
At the begging of your upkeep, put two -1/-1 counters on enchanted creature.
If ~ would be put into a graveyard, you may pay 5 life and enchant it to another creature.
Next: Joking Halpus Note: Halpus is a new creature type; They resemble gorrillas but are smaller, have horns, and are heavily associated with trickery (but they're not red or blue, usually black or green)
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Creature - Halpus
:1mana::symb:: Regenerate ~.
"Look, buddy! A Halpus!" - Famous last words
4/4
Next: Centaur Crossbow
Finally a good white villain quote: "So, do I ever re-evaluate my life choices? Never, because I know what I'm doing is a righteous cause."
Factions: Sleeping
Remnants: Valheim
Legendary Journey: Heroes & Planeswalkers
Saga: Shards of Rabiah
Legends: The Elder Dragons
Read up on Red Flags & NWO
Tribal Artifact - Centaur Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has +1/+0 and "T:This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying."
Equip (2/G)
Next: Illithid Mask
halo hunter can never kill baneslayer angel
Originally Posted by Jace, the Mindsculptor: 2/17
Oracle Rules text on Halo hunter from Gatherer:
When Halo Hunter enters the battlefield, destroy target Angel.
BSA is an angel, is it not??
Originally Posted by Zsehaelax:
Oracle Rules text on Baneslayer Angel:
"Protection from Demons" means the following:
Baneslayer Angel can't be targeted by abilities from sources with the creature type Demon"
pwnt
Sorcery
Destroy target nonblack creature. That creature's controll sacrifices another creature and discards a card.
Next: City of Angels
Legendary Land
:5mana::symw:, :symtap:: Put 5 1/1 white human creature tokens named The Lakers onto the battlefield. They each have "bands with other Lakers". Use this ability only if you control no Lakers.
:4mana::symb:, :symtap:: Destroy target basketball team.
Next- Crowded Theater
{Magic: The RPG}
Land
Crowded Theater enters the battlefield tapped if you control
three or more creatures.
t: Add 1 to your mana pool.
t: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Activate
this ability only if you control three or more creatures.
next: Undue Process
Instant
~ can't be countered.
Spells you cast this turn can't be countered.
Next: Psychological Warfare
Enchantment
As Psychological Warfare enters the battlefield, turn all nontoken creatures face down. (They're 2/2 creatures.)
1: Choose one - Turn target face down creature you control face up or turn target creature you control face down. Any player may activate this ability.
4: Exile each face down creature you control into a face down pile, and shuffle that pile. Return each creature card shuffled this way onto the battlefield face down. Any player may activate this ability.
Next: Criminal Thoughts
Legendary Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Player
Whenever enchanted player plays a spell whose converted mana cost is greater than or equal to five, that player looses life equal to it's converted mana cost.
Thinking too much can be rather problematic.
Next: Barrage of Spores
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Sorcery
Tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of
creatures you control. Those creatures don't untap
during their controller's next untap steps.
next: Lumengrid Overload
Instant
~ deals damage to target creature or player equal to half the number of cards in your hand, rounded down.
Next: Dustbiter Rat
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Creature- Rat 2/1
Protection from artifacts
When attacks and isn't blocked, you may prevent all combat damage ~ would deal to that player. If you do, that player sacrifices an artifact.
Fugitive Mind
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
Enchanted player's draw step occurs after his or her second main phase except for the turn ~ entered the battlefield.
At the beginning of enchanted player's draw step, he or she draws a card.
Prolly a better way to word that...
Next: Mercy Kill